I will never give in to Miss Death

"You are really popular on the Internet today."

Walking to the front of the stage, Jiang Wei laughed: "When I first saw you, I knew that such a cute girl would become famous sooner or later. It's really perfect, right, Brother Yunjin?"

"Um……"

Ji Tu Tonglong Su Yunjin just smiled faintly, took a book from the shelf next to the table, and handed it to Pi Pi beside him: "Your book."

“It’s not sold out yet?”

Pipi was a little surprised when she took the novel with the words "Author: God's Pet Pipi" printed on the cover. She flipped through it and took a look. "When the editor first mentioned this, I thought it was unreliable. Fortunately, I didn't have to pay for the printing."

Isn’t it good to be able to publish?

I glared at Pippi secretly.

——Are you showing off? That must be the case, right?

I've been writing books for so many years, but I still had to "beg" the editor for a long time to get a recommendation. But you, you're complaining about it even though your novel is already published.

Although I was very dissatisfied with these guys' "taking advantage of others" behavior, I still kept a smile on my face: "Would you like to buy a few books to help me improve my sales?"

"I don't believe you get a commission for selling this. I know what Yaedo is like."

Pipi walked to the side with a giggle, searched for a while, found a novel written by "Jitu Tonglong", and stuffed it into Su Yunjin's hand: "Want to buy one?"

This time, even the usually calm Su Yunjin couldn't hold back any longer: "I'm buying my own books... I have a lot of money?"

"It's not that you have a lot of money. Everyone knows that you are the young master of a wealthy family."

Jiang Wei laughed: "Look, Nuo'er has to work hard every day to make a living, but we are the only ones who travel around every day. Don't you think this is a shame?"

"Oh, right."

As he spoke, as if remembering something, Jiang Wei put the backpack behind him on the table, unzipped it, and took out a box of well-packaged white chocolate crispy sharks from it: "Here."

"Then I won't be polite."

I pulled the big box over to me and said, "Next time we play together, if everyone is seriously injured and falls to the ground, I will be the first to pull you up."

"Alas!"

Jiang Wei looked disdainful: "Every time we play together, you are the first one to fall down. You are still pulling us up. It's good enough that you can provide us with a shield!"

"what happened?"

Elodie, who was eating snacks and playing with her phone nearby, heard the noise, stood up from the lazy chair, and walked to my side: "Did these weird uncles embarrass you?"

"No no."

I quickly introduced them: "They are all the previous authors of Yaedo. We...we met at an offline gathering yesterday."

"The author of Yaedou?"

Elodie was thoughtful. She looked at the three people outside the counter and asked, "Tell me about your pen name?"

"I am Marisa's Tieji, this is the divine pet Pipi, and there is also Jito and Long."

Jiang Wei looked at Elodie for a while and said, "Are you an editor?"

"Elody."

Elodie yawned, "So it's you guys, old faces."

"No way? You are Editor Elodie?"

Pipi and Jiang Wei were surprised: "So... so young?"

Elodie said lazily: "Thank you for the compliment."

"real or fake?"

Jiang Wei had a constipated husky expression on his face: "Didn't everyone say you...are a queen?"

Elodie tilted her head and asked in confusion: "Am I not strong enough?"

Even though it was just a very ordinary question, Elodie used the tone of an ordinary girl and her voice was very soft and cute, but for some reason, when this sentence came out, I saw Pippi, Jiang Wei and Su Yunjin all trembled slightly.

After a few seconds, Pipi wiped the sweat from his forehead calmly: "Enough, enough."

"Are you the divine pet Pipi?"

Elodie looked at Pippi: "Can your daughter walk?"

"My daughter..."

Pippi laughed: "Of course he can walk now, but he often falls down while walking and then cries."

"Are you that Marisa?"

Elodie turned to Jiang Wei and asked, "With a budget of 2,000 yuan, how much can I get you to buy a computer?"

Jiang Wei's mouth twitched: "It can be equipped with a two thousand yuan computer."

"Okay then, I'll come to you next time my computer breaks down."

Elodie looked at Su Yunjin.

“I write fan fiction.”

As if feeling the pressure from Elodie, Su Yunjin couldn't help but step back a little: "My editor is Xi'er."

"It's okay. I'm good at snatching people from other editors."

Elodie took a bag of spicy fish from her bosom, ate it all in one gulp, and said incoherently: "Are you still planning to continue writing at Yaedo? Or are you going to run away after you get your salary?"

“I’d better keep writing.”

Su Yunjin was the first to express his opinion: "If I don't write those novels anymore...what are you going to do with the website?"

"If it's not profitable, we'll leave it alone. If it's a very popular book and the author has made it clear that he won't write it anymore, we'll consider finding someone with similar skills to write it."

After finishing her fish, Elodie gestured to a few stools in the store and said, "Since you all know each other...would you like to come in and sit for a while?"

"No need, boss."

Pipi waved her hand quickly: "We will take the car tonight. We will chat with Nuoer for a few minutes and then leave."

"That's it... okay then."

Elodie went back to the chair behind and lay down again: "Remember to save the manuscript when you get home tonight, don't forget to update it when the website is launched."

Sure enough, my editor is still the same little devil.

I glanced calmly at the girl with twin ponytails behind me.

Although she looks like a soft and cute girl, her sharp-tongued nature has not changed, it's just not so obvious in real life.

"By the way, Nuo'er, are you short of money? Why don't you consider working part-time in a coffee shop?"

Elodie had just sat down when Pippi came over and took out a flyer and a recruitment notice with the words "Shangjing Cat Cafe" printed on it. "A new cat cafe has recently opened in Nannagi District and is recruiting maids. The major shareholder behind it is Tongmeng Video Network. It is said to be the only seaside maid cafe in the country. It may be very large in the future. I think you can give it a try."

After saying that, Pipi signaled with his eyes to Ji Tu Tonglong Su Yunjin beside him: "Brother Ji guarantees that no one will bully you."

Su Yunjin didn't say anything, as if he agreed.

Maid cafe?

Am I suitable to be a maid?

Let an old man be a maid, wearing a cute little skirt, stockings and garters...are you kidding?

"Why is it called the Kyoto Maid Cafe?"

I took the flyer and said, "Isn't it the coffee shop in Minami-nagi?"

"Oh, the owner of the coffee shop loved a game called Rainbow Island when he was a child. There was a city called Shangjing in the game. The music on that map was very nice, so he named it that."

Pipi pointed to the promotional images above and said, "If you don't have a job, it would be nice to work in a coffee shop during the day and write novels at night."

"Please make way."

As he was talking, a male voice came from behind Pipi. A young man with glasses, slightly greasy hair and a slightly fat body squeezed in from outside: "Are you also taking pictures of this little Lolita?"

"Take a picture of a little loli?"

Jiang Wei frowned, and then, perhaps to save my face, he explained, "No, we are reading. Isn't this a bookstore?"

"Oh, haha, so you are readers. What a coincidence! I am the author. My book just signed a contract with the website a few days ago. It now has 13 words and could have been put on the shelves. Alas..."

The young man took out his cell phone and started clicking at me.

"If you are interested, you can go to Miguabao to check out my book. My author ID is Bei Sanshu. Don't look at me like this. I made my first pot of gold right after graduating from school."

The young man said to Pippi and Jiang Wei with great pride.

"This month, the total amount of my book rewards and monthly tickets is almost 200 yuan, haha, isn't it amazing?"

No. 057 I watched TV!

"..."

"It's...it's really good."

The sudden appearance of the young man and his inexplicable self-introduction made Pipi and Jiang Wei stunned for a while. In the end, Pipi politely replied, "There is huge competition in the online novel industry nowadays. It's not easy to get a contract."

"really."

Jiang Wei also said politely: "It's good enough to earn a few hundred yuan right after graduation."

"Right? Haha, I told you that only a few people can sign contracts now. My roommates still don't believe it. They think signing contracts is easy and making money is easy too."

The young man who claimed his pen name was "Uncle Bei San" turned to Pi Pi and said, "Brother, have you ever tried to write a book? How was the result?"

"I have written it, but the result...is not very good."

Even though Pi Pi is already a parent, she still looks embarrassed when facing such a god: "Just make do with it."

The young man turned to Jiang Wei: "What about you? Have you also written novels?"

"Yes...yes."

Jiang Wei laughed: "It's not bad."

Su Yunjin also nodded repeatedly: "Me too, it's okay."

improvise?!

These few words from the three of them made me almost subconsciously give them an expression that said, "If you guys are considered mediocre, there won't be many mediocre authors on the website."

Divine Pet Pippi is the third best-selling novel of Yaedo. At least two of his novels have been adapted into comics, one of which has already had 13 episodes of anime. According to the average income of the website's best-selling list, his monthly royalties from novels alone are at least 300,000. If you add in the revenue from comics, anime and various channels, his monthly revenue would be at least 500,000 to 800,000. If he gets recommended, his earnings could probably exceed 1 million.

Although Marisa's iron butt is not as strong as Pipi's, he has been on the best-selling list for a few months. Even if he is at the bottom of the Yaedo best-selling list, he can still earn more than 100,000 a month.

Not to mention Ji Tu Tong Long. Pi Pi said that he seemed to be the eldest son of the largest video website Tong Meng Net, with a net worth of over 100 million. Even if we put aside this background, he is also the number one in fan fiction at Yaedang Novel Net. He has been ranked first on the fan fiction best-selling list for several years, and his monthly royalties are at least hundreds of thousands.

These people reminded me of that GIF image -

[Best-selling boss: This new book has failed again, so I’m going back home to farm]

[No. 1 on the monthly ticket list: Yes, I’m too poor, and not many people read my books]

[First on the new book list: It’s better to cut off the new book, the collection is too low]

[Me (draft fee 1800 yuan): …]

"It's okay. You'll get used to it if you write more. I've only been writing books for less than a year, and a few of them failed, but I still signed the contract, right?"

The fat young man with glasses seemed to really believe what Pipi and the others said about being “okay”, and he kept comforting them: “If you have any questions, you can ask me. After all, I have already signed the contract, although… Alas, the editor didn’t appreciate it and kicked me out of the signing group, tsk.”

The young man's words aroused Pipi's interest: "What did you do to be kicked out of the group by the editor?"

"I didn't do anything. I just complained in the group about some male authors using female avatars, just like playing games with female characters."

The young man looked innocent: "As a result, someone in that group argued with me, and then I was kicked out by the editor for no apparent reason."

Seriously, didn't you quit the group on your own initiative?

The young man’s words left me confused for a moment.

Or does Miguabao have two authors named "Uncle Bei San"?

"No."

Jiang Wei sensed something was wrong: "What's wrong with playing a female character in the game?"