I will never give in to Miss Death

As she was speaking, Yin Xiamo glanced outside the door and said, "Here they are."

"Kacha——"

Almost at the moment Yin Xiamo finished speaking, the door of the house opened, and Philo, who was wearing glittering eye shadow, and Gabriel, who had green and yellow streaks on her face and looked like a European and American cyberpunk style, walked in from outside.

The first impression I got from the two of them was: [I’m back from fooling around]

"Good morning, Noah!"

As soon as he entered the door, Filo threw a milk jug over here: "And Xiaomo, are you back?"

"You are on time. Nuoer just made breakfast."

Yin Xiamo took the milk bottle very handsomely and handed it to me: "Are you having fun?"

"I'm so happy. Gabriel is going crazy."

While changing shoes at the entrance, Filo said, "I took her to the largest e-sports center in the central area. We first played King of Fighters and beat the whole crowd. Then we tried the racing game and played for more than an hour with one coin. Then we went to the third floor to experience the Internet cafe there. We also sneaked into the largest library here and helped her memorize the Chinese dictionary and idiom dictionary. I also told her a lot about the Earth culture that I know."

Finally, the Black Dragon girl added, "We were watching the cameras the entire time, and nothing unusual was caught on camera, don't worry."

"So Gabriel has already learned the language here, right?"

"Yes, it took more than two hours, and we have basically no problem with communication."

"Wait a minute."

When I heard this, I had a lot of questions in my head: "More than two hours? To learn a new language?"

"Hey, isn't Noer's little brain enough? This is a basic operation for little angel Gabriel!"

After changing into shoes, Filo walked in. "Gabriel's nickname is 'A Certain Magical Index'. She knows almost all the languages ​​in the other world... including some very obscure goblin languages ​​and even the simple communication sounds of some extinct birds. To learn one more language on Earth is just a matter of spending an extra hour or two using magic to memorize the relevant words."

"It's not that exaggerated..."

Under my gaze, Gabriel was a little embarrassed: "As an angel, in order to gain more faith, it is necessary for me to master the local language. Over time, I just... got used to it."

But no matter how you look at it, this skill is too strong. So far, I have only passed the Mandarin test and can barely understand some of the local dialect of Kamihama City and a few basic English sentences. Although I passed the English level test in college, when I met foreigners in the game, I still couldn't understand the Internet slang abbreviations and local dialects they used.

"As soon as I smell this, I know it was made by Noelle herself!"

Sitting down next to me, Philo put on his gloves and picked up a roll of noodles: "Xiaomo has been to Longlin and Tiantang, right? What did those people say?"

I just finished my breakfast, picked up the milk bottle, unscrewed the nipple, put it aside, and looked up——

Gululu...

Hmm, it's easy to leak out if I drink like this, I should put the pacifier back...

"The elder dragons in Longlin didn't even listen to me finish what I said. They just said, 'Filo can go wherever he wants, but don't follow those young people and get involved in human-dragon romance.' They sent me away. As for Heaven, it took me some time to get around."

After finishing her roll, Yin Xiamo put the plate aside elegantly: "After hearing that Gabriel's archangel wanted to take at least a hundred years off, he made several requests to me, all about the relationship between angels and demons."

Gabriel was stunned: "What did they say?"

"I didn't remember it. I agreed to it."

"Have you promised them all?"

"correct."

Yin Xiamo said as if it was a matter of course: "Didn't you ask me to help you ask for leave?"

"Can……"

Gabriel looked a little apologetic: "If the Archangel made a request to you, if I'm not mistaken, it would be something... particularly rude or bullying, right?"

"Indeed, they said that they can ask for leave for Gabriel. From now on, demons must salute angels when they see them, demons cannot appear within a thousand meters of the church, and if demons have a conflict with angels, they must take the initiative to give in. Anyway, it is a one-sided and unequal treaty."

"Then you still agreed!"

"Why can't I agree? I'm Yin Xiamo, not Momo."

Yin Xiamo said indifferently: "I just said it casually. If they have the ability, they can come over there and fight with my real body."

"..."

"You guys are back too?"

While chatting, Lan Jiajia from the second floor just finished washing up and came down: "Is Gabriel going to work in the coffee shop today?"

"Not sure yet."

I hid the milk bottle calmly and said, "Xiaomo and I will accompany them to the coffee shop to ask Sister Ouyang for her opinion."

If Gabriel has no problem with basic communication and is willing to stay here for "a hundred years", then she has actually qualified as a "preparatory professional anchor" of the coffee shop.

This guy is a humanoid plug-in, a beautiful girl, a foreigner, with long golden hair. She doesn't even need to turn on the beauty filter. She becomes popular as soon as she turns on the camera.

Ouyang Xue understands operations. When the time comes, she can just promote these points under the official account, such as "e-sports beauty", "China-foreign co-production", "absolute king" and so on, and she won't have to worry about traffic at all.

If Gabriel's ability to organize events becomes stronger by then and she gets some support from the official side, then it will definitely not be a problem for her to become a top anchor.

And I personally think that if Gabriel starts a live broadcast, her biggest "selling point" is still her "absolute gaming ability".

One-frame gun pulling, super brain calculations, invincible information processing capabilities, and gaming talent that absolutely crushes everyone on Earth, all of these are enough to send Gabriel to the top of game live streaming.

Play APEX and become a hunter, play League of Legends and become the strongest king, or the top hunter and the strongest king. As a beautiful girl, this can be said to be "impossible" on earth.

When something has the attribute of being "irreplaceable", its value will definitely soar.

"Okay, then you can go first after you eat."

In the warm house, Lan Jiajia walked to the kitchen: "I'll make some chili sauce for Xiao Ai... Wow, Nuoer, you bought so many food?"

"Yes, for Sister Elodie and them."

I pointed at Filo and Gabriel and said, "If you don't like rice noodle rolls, you can go to the kitchen and see if there are other delicious dishes."

"Really? Let me see!"

When Gabriel heard that there was something delicious, she ran to the kitchen immediately.

"That's right, Noel."

Yin Xiamo took off her gloves, walked to her backpack, and took out the "Grass Goddess Nashida" Cosplay uniform that Cai Jingtong had given her before: "I have asked the artists from the Elf Forest to modify and bless this outfit, and also asked them to make a pair of shoes according to this theme color, otherwise your soles will get dirty if you go out wearing these socks."

Then, Xiaomo took out a new set of Cosplay clothes from inside: "I asked the elves to help make this set. I tried the game and the girl who has the best relationship with the Grass God is the protagonist, the Traveler, right? This is the Traveler's clothes made by the elves."

"I'll wear this outfit and go to the comic convention with you later."

"..."

……

No. 264 An angel descended upon me!

In order to perfectly cosplay the role of the "Grass God" in the game, Yin Xiamo took me to the bathroom to put on some makeup and cast a magic spell to "activate the elven bloodline."

Then I discovered that... the color of my pupils in the mirror had turned into the same emerald green as the green leaves in nature, and there were beautiful little stars flashing in the middle of my eyes, making me look as lively as an emerald.

At the same time, my ears became slightly drooping pointed ears of the elves, and my hair became green and white like the elves in the forest.

It’s just like... real elves have come to modern society from mythology.

"You have elf genes in your body. This is actually one of your forms. I just activated this form of yours in advance."

In the bathroom, Yin Xiamo said admiringly to me, who had changed so much, "You are so cute, my little Nuoer."

"This……"

I had no idea what Xiaomo had done to me, so I tried to touch the pointed ear next to her bangs.

"Alas--"

Even though I was mentally prepared, the electric current from my ears still made my whole body tremble, and a strange feeling rose from the bottom of my heart.

This...this is actually so sensitive!

"The ears of the elves have always had the same function as cat whiskers. Some elves like to play in tree holes, so their ears will stand up like this. If they touch the edge of the tree hole, it means that the hole is too wide for them to fit in."

Yin Xiamo beside him crossed her arms and said, "So in history, only those elves with particularly sensitive ears could survive. Those with insensitive ears were at risk of being stuck in the tree hole."

But this is too sensitive! It's almost like...

I recalled the first time I became a little girl and walked on the ground in my small apartment.

At that time, because this body was brought out to the world by Xiaomo for the first time, it was also the "first time" for my little feet. The skin was very delicate, so there was a very obvious itchy and numb feeling when it touched the ground. Now the feeling of this ear is similar to that time, or even more stimulating than that feeling.

If my ear is bitten in this state...

I couldn't help but shudder in the bathroom.

"Why... why..."

I tried to turn around and face someone: "How can even such a thing be done..."

"Because Noer is originally an elf, but he has always appeared in the form of a human. I just used magic to help you change your form."

Yin Xiamo said as if it was a matter of course: "Similarly, if you like, you can also transform into a cat girl or a succubus."

"Can I...can I change myself?"

"Not yet. You don't know magic, and you don't have any magical power, so I have to help you convert."

Yin Xiamo said calmly: "When you grow up to the point where you can switch between the three races freely... well, let me calculate, it will be at least two hundred years later."

Isn't this the same as having nothing?

I thought a little depressed.

Let alone two hundred years, even a hundred years... no, even fifty years would be long enough for me.

The average life expectancy of ordinary people on this side of the earth, according to this era and this country, is only 70 to 80 years at best.

Moreover, we have to deduct the first 18 years of middle age and the last 20 years of old age from these eighty years. After all, most people become sensible at around 20 years old, become financially independent at 24 or 25, and when they reach 70 or 80 years old, as their body functions decline, the last 20 years are almost all spent on retirement and can be disregarded.

So fifty years is almost equivalent to a person's entire life.

However, Xiaomo told me that, based on my current progress, it would take at least two hundred years to be able to switch this "form" at will?

By the way, if I can really switch between those three forms...what should I switch to?

No, no, no, it seems there are not three types. I was almost confused by this guy.

In addition to succubus, catgirls, and elves... there is also a human form!

"Let's do this for now. Nuo'er, do you plan to change clothes over there or here?"

After helping me tie my long hair into the shape of the Grass God in the game and pinning some decorations on it, Yin Xiamo pointed to the Cosplay uniform next to her and said, "If it's here... I can help you..."

"No."

I subconsciously rejected this guy: "Let's change it when we get to the comic convention. Besides, don't we have to go to Jiang Wei's place before going to the comic convention?"

"Well, since Nuoer wants to go over there to change, then bring your clothes over to change."

After helping me fold my clothes and putting them in the rabbit backpack on the side, Yin Xiamo took off her clothes on the spot and started putting on the "Traveler" Cosplay uniform.

"If you wear this outfit directly, we will probably become the focus of everyone in the car..."

"It doesn't matter. If someone crosses the line, I will take action."

"It does not make sense……"

I was amused by Xiaomo's "domineering" look: "Whatever you want, I'll go see Gabriel and the others."

After leaving the bathroom and returning to the dining table in the living room, in the room filled with the strong aroma of chili peppers, I saw Philo and Gabriel diligently wrapping rolls of noodles for themselves.

Maybe because it was their first time making this, neither of them wrapped it very well, but they both finished it in one bite anyway, so whether it looked good or not, at least the taste was almost the same.

"Sister Gabriel also likes spicy food?"

I noticed that Gabriel added a lot of the chili peppers that Lan Jiajia had fried when adding the sauce: "Is there this in heaven too?"

"No, but this is...very new to me."

Gabriel stuck out her tongue because of the spiciness, but she couldn't help but add chili sauce: "Earth's breakfast... there are so many delicious foods."

"You two are really into the show."

Lan Jiajia had a doting expression on her face: "You can eat spicy food so well, it seems Xiao Ai has a companion."

"Eat slowly."