I will never give in to Miss Death

I subconsciously avoided his gaze when asked: "It's... it's okay..."

Between the elf mode and the human mode, I’m not sure which one is better.

If I have to say, human mode is a bit like the "balanced mode" in a computer, while elf mode is "lite mode" or "power saving mode", but it is not completely power-saving. In this mode, I do eat less than usual and have less strength, but I feel that it is "better" than human mode in many ways.

For example, in terms of perception similar to the "sixth sense", the elf mode is much better than the human mode. I can see things farther away, more delicate and rich colors, my skin is more sensitive, I can feel smaller movements more strongly, and I can hear more.

But at the same time, in the elf mode, my strength is pitifully small, and I can hardly lift anything heavy. For example, I cannot easily control the kitchen knife at home. It would be very difficult to just pick it up with one hand. Moreover, my weight will be very light in this mode. Any adult can pick me up and carry me away, and I will not be able to fight back at all.

It feels like reducing the effort and consumption of human mode and focusing more on "enjoying" it.

In addition to the need to replenish water frequently, I, who eat little to begin with, have almost no appetite in Elf Mode. Just now in the coffee shop, I had a small bowl of tofu and some vegetables, and I was full with a small bowl of rice. And if I remember correctly, my breathing rhythm and heart rate in this state seem to be lower than usual, and my metabolism is much slower.

Having sharp senses also brings a disadvantage, that is, the "girly" senses are also stronger. When I was "fighting" with Xiaomo just now, I was almost flying in the sky and basically never came down. Preliminary estimation is that the senses are three or four times stronger than usual.

Xiaomo said that the elves in the other world are all "water" fruits, and she was not lying to me.

I personally think that the elf mode is very suitable for those... well, freelancers, just like Uncle Yin Shiren's state at that time: he almost never goes out, his body consumes very little energy, he doesn't need to do physical work, he can live by typing on the keyboard, he doesn't eat much every day, and there is basically no danger if he stays at home.

I can only say that these two states have their pros and cons. When I go to work in the coffee shop, I have to consider that Ouyang Xue might ask me to move things, or I might be bumped by customers in the store. If my weight is too light, maybe a customer will just be careless and I will fly three or four meters away. The visual effect will be too shocking. So... maybe it will be better to work in human mode and switch back to elf mode when I get home?

Of course, if possible, I would like to try other modes. After all, this was the first time I pushed Xiaomo down under me in the elf mode. Maybe I can take back the initiative after mastering other modes?

"Oh? Just okay?"

After hearing what I said, Yin Xiamo came over and bit my pointed ear in an ambiguous way: "For me, I hope Nuoer can keep this mode all the time, because you have another fatal weakness, which is... right here."

"Alas!"

My ear was suddenly held by a soft little mouth. My whole body trembled uncontrollably and my legs felt numb as if I had been electrocuted.

"Stop, stop, stop -"

I felt a desire rising up in my heart and I quickly pushed the girl away: "It's...it's late, we can't mess around."

She was right, my ears were indeed my weakness in elf mode.

"I was quite surprised too. I originally thought it was just a simple assisted awakening, but it allowed Nuoer to have the ability to switch states so early..."

Xiao Mo stopped making a fuss and said, "It took me a long time to learn this back then."

"Is this difficult?"

I tried to imagine what I looked like as a human. In a burst of light green, my ears quickly shrank, and my long green and white hair gradually turned back to its original color.

As my weight increased, the grass under my feet made a slight rustling sound.

"Well, that's it."

I returned to human mode, lowered my head, moved my hands, and touched my ears: "It will be fine if I just think about it."

"Maybe Nuoer is more suitable for the nature of the elves. I may have killed too many people before, and my karma is too heavy. The elves are a race that values ​​life, which doesn't match my personality."

Seeing that I had successfully returned to human mode, Yin Xiamo showed an approving expression: "How about Nuoer try to enter cat mode?"

"Never."

I glared at this guy with some disdain: "In human form, you only need a handful of catnip to make me lose my mind. If you were a cat... I don't think I would be able to run away..."

"It makes it seem like Xiao Nuoer can escape from my grasp now."

Yin Xiamo covered her mouth and smiled: "Are you okay now? Are you still dizzy?"

"No...it's okay."

When I thought of this, I felt a little weak inside: "Uh... that, Xiaomo."

"Ok?"

"The one just now, the one in the coffee shop... the one I called, the fierce man, what did you do to him?"

In order to prevent this guy from leading the conversation to something weird, I quickly found another topic: "He seemed to call back later, and it was Elodie who answered. I felt like he was scared."

"That person? Nothing happened."

Xiao Mo looked nonchalant: "Just like those guys who were mean to you before, I scared him a little bit."

"Scared him?"

Actually, I’m not quite sure how Xiaomo handles these things.

Just like the "Zhao Family" who directly threatened the coffee shop and caused all kinds of trouble last month, when Philo and I found Xiaomo, the martial artist from the Zhao Family and their eldest daughter were very respectful to this Miss Death.

Although Xiaomo seems silly in some aspects, my intuition tells me that she must have her own complete set of solutions for the earth society.

Just like the mayor Ye Yuqing at that time, Xiaomo bought Yueerlan Island without spending any money, and no one knew what conditions they negotiated.

As for those who "attacked" me directly in front of Xiaomo, the consequences would be really serious.

"Well, I just scared him a little, and then hinted to that person that if he didn't properly resolve this bad review and apologize, there would be dire consequences."

Under the moonlight, Yin Xiamo crossed her arms and said, "You know, everyone has their own fears. Some people have personal concerns, while others have some kind of nostalgia."

"For example... a certain uncle named Yin Shiren, and the secrets in his computer browser..."

"stop!"

When I heard Xiaomo say this, I quickly interrupted her: "I know how you handled it, please don't say any more."

"I feel that Nuoer is indeed a little like him... the benevolent king..."

"what?"

"nothing."

Shaking her head, Yin Xiamo took my hand and held me in her arms without saying anything. Then she jumped towards the jungle behind Yueerlan Island and said, "I'll take you to see something."

"Alas!"

The sudden rise into the air, coupled with the fact that I was not prepared at all, and I was only wearing a small skirt, the cool wind suddenly blew in and I instinctively covered my legs: "First... let me put my clothes in order first!"

"What does it matter? There's no one around, and Noer's place is no longer a secret to me, right?"

Although she said this, Yin Xiamo still adjusted her posture in the air, holding my hips with one hand and my waist with the other: "The Queen of the Elf Tribe actually asked me to convey a message to you."

"Eh?"

I subconsciously asked, "What?"

"She said, Paratresia, since you can't escape, just enjoy it."

"Varied……"

I was stunned for a moment, then I realized, "Did the Elf Queen really say this?"

"Well, I am also an elf. Does the word Theresa have any impression on you?"

I nodded. "Like a blessing?"

Among the elves, the most commonly used long word "Theresa" means something like "I wish you happiness" and "I hope all your wishes come true". It is usually used as a greeting when good friends meet or part. The meaning of "Parateresia" is similar to Theresa, but the context is stronger. It translates to "Please be happy!" and is usually used as a greeting when very good friends meet or part.

"It's a blessing. To be honest, my relationship with the Queen of the Elf Tribe is not particularly good. After all, they are a race that loves peace and values ​​life. My original body was once dubbed the 'tyrant' there, so..."

I asked curiously, "Didn't you say that the Queen of the Elf Tribe might come?"

"It's just possible. The elves are very casual. I can't say for sure."

Yin Xiamo, who was flying in the air, looked a little distressed: "But Duoli has confirmed that she will come. I have tried my best to teach her the forbidden spell of crossing before she came. Maybe she will come the day after tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. By then, Filo will have to teach her the language and living habits of the humans here."

"The centaur girl?"

I became even more curious: "Why do you look so sad when you mention her, Xiaomo?"

"Centaurs are very noisy during puberty. They seem to have endless energy every day. I can't handle that child."

Yin Xiamo smiled bitterly: "When the time comes, only you, Nuo'er, will be able to deal with it. This is the bad fate caused by the former hero, so you have to solve it."

What does this have to do with me?

How could it be possible that... the hero hooked up with a horse girl, and then the hero's reincarnation helped the horse girl take care of her child? !

"arrive."

As we were talking, Xiaomo took me to the other side of the island, to an open space behind a small fountain.

At this time, the ground here seemed to have been cleared by humans. There were no weeds within a radius of several meters. Only a small sapling with cherry-colored leaves grew in the center of the open space.

"This is what the Elf Queen and I got. It was originally a branch from the Elf Tree over there. The elves gave me some fountain of life, and I made it grow to this size in one day."

Put me in front of this cherry-red sapling, Yin Xiamo said.

"The original Tree of Life will choose the first elf that touches it as its first elf queen."

"Noer, come on."

"..."

……

No. 292 The colorful dream is Nuoer’s dream

The Dragon Boat Festival happened to be on a Friday, which was followed by three days off on Saturday and Sunday. Coupled with my previous "public performance" at the comic convention, the coffee shop welcomed an unprecedented wave of traffic.

Starting from eight o'clock in the morning, people kept coming into the coffee shop and asking to see "the little grass god from yesterday's comic exhibition." Some people even bought train and plane tickets last night and came to Kamihama, just to come to the coffee shop to "catch a glimpse of me."

I feel like my performance this time was a bit "out of the box".

Before, most of the people who came to the coffee shop to eat were users of Tongmeng.com, because Tongmeng.com gave the coffee shop a lot of recommended PVs for promotion and organized a lot of activities. Many people came with the mentality of giving it a try, but this time was different. This time my "out-of-circle" was mainly distributed in various QQ groups, which included many users who did not read Tongmeng.com.

Almost everyone became interested in "Yin Nuoer" after seeing my stage play and singing at the comic convention. After all, many of the audience in the front row near the venue were carrying professional cameras, and the pictures were very clear, and my face could be seen clearly. Some people doubted whether there really were girls who could be so cute, some were curious whether such singing was synthesized, and some people didn't believe that such a perfect girl really existed in the world, so everyone searched for Yin Nuoer based on the clues provided by netizens and found the coffee shop.

To verify whether the beauty filter is on and whether there are really girls who are so cute and have such an ethereal voice, the best way is naturally to go directly to the other party’s city and observe face to face. Seeing is believing.

What a coincidence, the comic exhibition these days happens to coincide with the Dragon Boat Festival.

So the majority of netizens suddenly had a goal to visit during the holidays: Kamihama.

"It is said that your performance yesterday directly boosted the tourism industry in Kamihama."

Early in the morning, Su Yunjin came to the coffee shop wearing a waiter uniform similar to that of "KFC" and was respectful of my clothes: "The train and plane tickets to Shenhama last night increased by more than 20%."

"It's not that exaggerated."

While helping to wash rice on the big table at the kitchen door, I said, "It's normal that there are many people buying train tickets today, which is a holiday."

Although there are a lot of people today, and Lan Jiajia and Feiluo are away on leave, theoretically the coffee shop should be very short-staffed. However, Ouyang Xue asked me to stop being a waiter on the second floor and go to the kitchen to help Chef Wang Jie and another chef make special snacks for the Dragon Boat Festival.

Originally there was a large table that could accommodate five people for dining at the door of our kitchen on the first floor, but this table was "temporarily requisitioned" by me at this time, mainly to wash rice, dye glutinous rice, and make some special snacks and gadgets for the Dragon Boat Festival.

Moreover, I will be filmed by the camera above my head throughout the whole process and presented to the national audience through the Tongmeng.com live broadcast room.

I have to say that Ouyang Xue really has the idea of ​​"following the crowd" and is very good at marketing.

When the anime "Witch's Journey" was broadcasted before, there was a plot about wine making. It said that there were two wineries in a village. One of them openly announced that all of its wines were made by the feet of beautiful girls. So everyone flocked to buy the wine that was "made by the feet of beautiful girls".

There is no need to step on the Dragon Boat Festival rice dumplings, and I wouldn’t do that, but it’s okay to wash them by hand.

So as soon as I arrived at the coffee shop, I changed into a maid outfit and was called over by Sister Ouyang to be responsible for "making" various Dragon Boat Festival ingredients.

In addition to me, Xiaomo will be responsible for the first floor, mainly the cats. Li Chen will be responsible for the production of small desserts such as milk tea, coffee, cakes, etc. on the second floor. Then Ouyang Xue and Su Yunjin will act as temporary waiters on the first and second floors.

In fact, when it gets really busy, in most cases, customers will take the initiative to run to the food delivery counter to get their own things when they see that the people in the store are too busy. Just like most noodle shops and snack bars nowadays, our help in delivering food only serves as a kind of toning. In most cases, the maids in the coffee shop are mainly responsible for receiving customers, taking orders, and answering customers' questions.

“The Dragon Boat Festival is not a holiday for traveling.”

Seeing me busy brewing maple leaves, Su Yunjin sighed: "I have been sober these past few days. I think this is the best thing I have done in my life, which is to bring you to work in the coffee shop."

"Yes, yes, General Manager Su makes wise decisions and has a sharp eye."

I glared at him angrily and said, "Get to work!"

"Hey... I'm the general manager, why are you making me act like an employee?"

Su Yunjin pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "What does that mean?"

"So are you going or not? There will be more customers soon, and I won't handle bad reviews from them."

"Go, go, go, why don't I go..."

Seeing another person coming into the hall at the back, Su Yunjin hurriedly went up to him and said, "Hello, what can I do for you?"

"Wow? Handsome guy?"

Seeing Su Yunjin, the two girls who came in were a little surprised: "I came here because I heard outside that there were cute girls here, but I didn't expect that there are handsome guys in your store?"