I will never give in to Miss Death

"I remember that video website called Tongmeng.com has a lot of videos sharing women's outfits. After you buy some beautiful clothes this week, post a few videos showing women's outfits. If the total number of hits exceeds 100,000, you'll pass."

No. 072 The work of a novelist!

"Dear Miss Death."

In the rental house filled with the sound of rain, after hearing the "appeal" of a girl on the sofa, I felt that my alopecia that had been drooping down due to the rain seemed to stand up a little bit again, and there was probably a "#" hanging near my forehead: "Where did you learn this prank from? As the initiator, you must know that before I became like this, I was..."

"But he is a middle-aged man who is nearly 30 years old and has accomplished nothing, has no savings, no house or car, no wife, and no close friends."

The Death Girl on the sofa took over my words: "The company I work for has been deregistered, the website where I write novels has closed down, my future is uncertain, and I can't see any future... a childlike magician, right?"

You guy...

It took me a while to calm down. "Yes, I did... I made a small mistake at work at that time, but that has nothing to do with the topic we are talking about now. No matter whether I was a successful person or a social loser in the past, I am a male... a macho man. You know macho men, right?"

I stretched out my little hand, rolled up my long sleeves and flexed my muscles. I pretended to be calm and said, "Back in the day, I was a big man in the company who could carry two buckets of water up to the eighth floor without taking a breath!"

"do not know."

The Death Girl shook her head: "I only know that there is a little girl in front of me who is acting cute."

"Cough cough..."

I bent down like an eggplant hit by frost: "So who created this little girl in front of me?"

"My masterpiece."

The Death Girl admitted without hesitation: "I referred to the most beautiful elves, succubi, and human princesses in that world. I used the skin texture and body curves of the elves, some organs and nerves of the succubus, and combined it with the appearance of the most beautiful princess in the human kingdom and the eyes of an angel... and finally determined your current body."

ha?

I gave the Death Girl an "are you serious?" look.

The other party just gave a look of “I don’t know!”

"Can't you change the conditions?"

Seeing that he didn't seem to give in at all, I said helplessly, "You already know that I'm an uncle, and you want me to wear...wear women's clothes and show them to the whole world to gain recognition. Isn't this a bit weird?"

"Don't blame me. I am a looker. It doesn't matter what you looked like before. As long as you are cute now and in the future, that's all that matters."

"forgive me……"

I smiled bitterly and took two steps forward, trying to change this guy's mind: "I just had a few strange dreams these days. There is no so-called... memory of a hero. It is definitely not the person you have been looking for. I am very grateful for giving me a second life, but this, this woman's clothing..."

"Who said I was looking for a hero? Are there any heroes in this world? No, even in another world, there is no need for heroes, because the Demon King has been killed by me."

The Death Girl smiled playfully: "I only know a very cute and helpless little girl named Yin Nuoer here?"

There is no way to explain this truth, rough mud...

I have saved an ancestor!

If I had known earlier, I would have just thrown this thing in the park over there. It would be so comfortable to sleep in at home on a rainy day like this.

"Isn't it just some pretty little skirts? Can't girls wear skirts?"

Perhaps seeing my desperate and unwilling expression, the Death Girl on the sofa sat up slightly and said, "By the way, your phone must have been wet by the rain, right?"

It's all your fault!

When this is mentioned, I instantly get furious.

In today's society, people are extremely dependent on mobile phones.

Chat tools like QQ and WeChat, which are closely related to personal identity and work, are bound to mobile phones. Not to mention the need to use new devices, send and receive verification codes, and other operations that require the use of mobile phones. Now we basically use mobile phones to pay when we go out. It's not like in large stores or convenience stores where you may not be able to get change for a hundred-yuan bill. In some places, such as private communities and subways, which attach great importance to "safety", you must scan the code with your mobile phone to enter.

Now my mobile phone is broken. Even if I have a thousand yuan in savings, it is difficult to buy a new phone in a short time and transfer all the previous information. If my savings are in Alipay or WeChat, I need to withdraw the money from the computer to the bank card first. If the computer needs mobile phone verification to log in to these software, it will be really troublesome. Even if I don’t need it, the money has been successfully withdrawn to the bank card. I still have to take the bank card to find a nearby bank branch to withdraw money, and then go to a mobile phone store...

Besides, I just bought two pieces of clothes yesterday that fit my body now, one is still wet after washing, and the other is soaked by the rain. How can I go out? Wearing that cute nightgown?

If I want to buy clothes without going out, I have to use a mobile phone. Without a mobile phone, even if I place an order on the computer, others cannot contact me. If I can't buy clothes, I can't go out, and if I can't go out, I can't buy a mobile phone. I am stuck in a vicious circle.

Since you, the stinking Grim Reaper, can open a space crack when you are injured, why do you disappear for a whole night and even sound that flare during the day to attract me over? You are the one who is most responsible for the broken phone!

"Well, how about this."

Perhaps sensing the strong dissatisfaction and murderous intent in my eyes, the Grim Reaper felt a little embarrassed: "I'll add one more condition here. I'll give you the latest mobile phone on the market. How about that?"

Huh?

"Really?!"

I suddenly became a little nervous: "What kind of phone will do?"

To be honest, I was moved, I really was.

What does the latest mobile phone on the market mean? It means that not only can I solve the current dilemma of "can't go out without a mobile phone", but also realize the little wish I have always had.

Mobile games had just become popular when I was in college, and then society quickly entered the mobile game era. Almost everyone, from children aged four or five to the elderly in their seventies and eighties, was playing mobile games.

Research dungeon strategies, character development, card drawing suggestions...

As an author, the most unacceptable thing is to be out of touch with the world.

It is understandable that ordinary people play their favorite games and watch their favorite anime after get off work every day and have no time or energy to understand current trends, but as an author, I absolutely cannot be out of touch with my readers.

Just as I have always believed that I have to move myself before I can move my readers, if I don’t understand the various memes and game pictures in the current QQ groups and WeChat groups, and can’t get along with the readers, then I am a failure as an author.

It is easy to deal with video novel memes and popular elements. You can just download a forum post bar video APP, and most mobile phones can run it. However, mobile games are different. Some mobile games have very strict requirements on mobile phone hardware.

At least my previous crappy phone couldn’t play most of the mobile games currently on the market.

If you can't play games on your phone, then no matter how many videos you watch or how many forums you browse, it's hard to really get into the emotions of the game. And I don't have the patience to just watch the dry game plot.

"Yes, any phone will do. Together with the ID card I helped you get, it will be considered as your advance payment."

On the small sofa, Miss Death smiled like a flower: "As long as your video can get 100,000 views this week, I will buy you a few sets of beautiful women's clothes for you to wear at home. Your ID card and mobile phone will be considered as gifts for you."

hateful.

I began to weigh the pros and cons of the two in my mind.

On one side is the mobile phone he has longed for, and on the other side is his dignity as a man.

As for the ID card? My current state is the work of Miss Death. Shouldn't she be responsible for the ID card issue?

Without realizing it, I had equated “losing my masculine dignity” with “getting a new phone” in a short period of time.

It's just a week of wearing women's clothes, so it's okay, right?

Male dignity is not something that can be thrown away by wearing women's clothes!

Yes, there is definitely no problem. Just wear women's clothes for a week, take a few videos to appease this Grim Reaper, and then get the ID card on the phone.

"Row."

Thinking of this, I looked confidently at Miss Death sitting on the sofa.

"make a deal!"

No. 073 This god of death is super powerful but can't cook

The newest models of mobile phones on the market now generally cost between 4000 and 8000 yuan.

Ordinary people or college students basically won’t buy a mobile phone within the first few months after it is launched on the market. They will wait for a while, and when it is almost ready, they will spend two to three thousand yuan to buy one, and then use it for three to five years.

If it is a more expensive brand and the configuration is very high, such as 1TB of memory, then the price of this new phone will be over ten thousand yuan.

As a novelist, I have joined a lot of weird groups over the years. The ordinary editor groups, author groups, and reader groups are okay, but some game groups and animation groups have more than 2000 people. There are thousands or tens of thousands of messages a day, and the thumbnails of pictures alone are several megabytes. Over the years, the chat records and received pictures and short videos take up dozens of GB. If you don't clean them up for half a year, when you enter the background of your mobile phone, you will find that QQ takes up 80G+ of memory and WeChat 30G+.

In this case, I just delete these two software and reinstall them, which immediately frees up a lot of space.

A long time ago, I had the idea of ​​"buying a new mobile phone". Apart from anything else, the phone must have a large space and be able to run the mainstream games currently on the market smoothly, so that I can go through the plot a little bit and understand what everyone in my reader group is talking about every day, so that I don’t have to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and scan the code for a long time with poor signal.

However, with the recent economic downturn, my salary can only cover the expenses of food and daily necessities after paying the rent every day. After saving for half a year, I was about to buy a new mobile phone, but the company announced its bankruptcy and the boss ran away.

"Then it's settled."

After getting my affirmative answer, the Death Girl did not take off her tattered "Death Suit" and pulled the cup I handed over to her chest to cover her body: "Do you have anything to eat?"

"Now you know what to eat? I waited for you all night last night!"

I put my hands on my hips and said, "How could you be so good? You stood me up without saying a word, leaving me alone, not knowing whether to eat or not. If I wanted to find you, I wouldn't know where to look!"

"I……"

Perhaps she felt that it was wrong to do so, and the Death Girl felt a little aggrieved: "Last night was the best opportunity to kill the Demon King."

"Yes, yes, you guys with super powers are right. I'm just an ordinary person."

Unhappily, he walked to the refrigerator and opened the upper cabinet door: "Let me make it clear first, I don't have the habit of stocking up on fresh ingredients. These are leftovers from last night. They're not fresh anymore."

A little girl-like voice like the Death Girl came from behind: "It's okay."

"Then I'll heat it up for you."

I took out the sauerkraut fish and bone soup from the refrigerator, stepped on a small stool, turned on the stove, and poured the bone soup in first.

While waiting for it to heat up, I went to boil some water and took the strawberries that I didn't want to eat last night to the sink again, washed them, and placed them on the small table in front of the sofa.

"Eat some fruit first. The soup and vegetables need to be heated up."

I put on my apron and took the spatula. "Also, are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital? Can such a serious injury heal on its own? Doesn't it hurt?"

"Don't worry about me!"

The girl behind him seemed to be eating strawberries, and her words were a little slurred: "I can handle it myself..."

"How can a guy who can't even eat properly take care of himself?"

I didn't even turn my head. "Also, can you be honest with me? Did I really die suddenly before? What exactly was wrong with me?"

I have the impression that I have been in good health since I was a child. My diet has been quite regular both during school and after I graduated from college. Occasionally, I would go out for a run or jump around at home to exercise, like I did a few days after I turned into a loli. I don't smoke or drink. Except for the irregular work and rest schedule and poor sleep quality in recent years, I can't think of a reason for my "sudden death".

Could it be that I really have bad luck?

"Uh……"

When I asked this question, the girl behind me seemed to choke on the strawberry in her hand and remained silent for a long time.

I saw that something was not right, so I turned around and said, "Could it be that you gave me the previous me..."

"How can it be!"

The Death Girl denied it instantly, her tone somewhat guilty: "It was obviously you who didn't take care of your body and stayed up late every day, and then... you died suddenly. I am the will of death in this world, and it was completely reasonable and legal for me to come here and borrow you at that time."

According to what you said...if a person doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't have too many bad habits, eats on time every day, but just stays up late and has an irregular schedule for half a year, then wouldn't that mean there are a lot of people in this world who are in danger every day?

Anyway, the person is dead and the body has been dealt with by the hospital. There is no evidence, right?

"I'll just trust you for now."

Turning back dejectedly, I refilled the bowl with the heated winter melon and bone soup, took out a small bowl, a pair of chopsticks and a spoon from the cupboard next to me, and returned to the Death Girl.

"You took my body to the hospital that day?"

I put the soup bowl in the middle of the table, scooped some soup and winter melon bones into the small bowl with a spoon, put the spoon next to the small bowl, and spread out a small trash box made of newspaper under the table: "Donate my heart?"

"I also donated my corneas and kidneys to three little sisters."

The Death Girl almost couldn't wait to pick up the bowl of soup: "Kamihama City First People's Hospital, that's all I knew at the time."

Kamihama City First People's Hospital? It seems that it is not far from here.

“What type of noodles do you like?”

Feeling like I couldn't get any more out of this guy, I went back to the bedroom and opened the snack box: "There are only regular noodles and Yi noodles here."

"It will be all right."

The Death Girl clearly looked like she couldn't tell the difference between noodles and yum.

"Then I'll cook noodles."

I took the discounted noodles I bought at the supermarket back to the kitchen, poured some water into the pot where I had left some bone soup base, turned on the fire again, roughly estimated the appetite of the girl behind me, and took out the appropriate amount from the bag.

Wait for the soup to boil, then put the noodles in and add a small amount of salt to adjust the taste. When it’s almost done, I pack the noodles and give them to the Death Girl.

Finally, I heated up the pickled fish left over from last night, took out the iced fruit vinegar from the refrigerator, and put it on the table. I untied my apron and said, "That's all."