I will never give in to Miss Death

I hurriedly took the phone, unlocked it with the password, and pressed the answer button.

"Hello?"

"Hello, this is the Lexon Supermarket Kamihama City Central District Branch. I'm the deliveryman, and your goods have arrived."

The voice on the other end of the phone was clearly that of a middle-aged woman.

"You...little sister, you ordered the takeout, right? Can you come out and pick it up?"

No, 008 treasure is the moment you decide to sprint

"Ah...wait a minute, I'll be right there!"

After hanging up the takeaway call, I hurriedly adjusted my oversized T-shirt, pulled the collar as high as possible, and then checked my lower body to make sure there was no risk of exposure before stepping on my oversized slippers and walking to the door. I unlocked the door and gently pressed the door handle down.

The door opened with a click. I hid most of my body behind the door, with only my head poking out. “Hello… hello?”

"Hello, this is what you bought in our supermarket..."

The delivery girl was an aunt who looked to be in her 40s or 50s. She was stunned when she saw me, then handed me the big bag on her back and said, "Little sister, do you need my help to take it in?"

"Oh, no, no, I can do it myself."

I quickly reached out a hand to catch the big bag, and pulled it into the house with all my strength. Then I quickly said "thank you" to the delivery lady outside the door, closed the door, and pressed the anti-lock button.

"call……"

Maybe it was because my movement just now was a little too big. The moment I closed the door, I felt the clothes on both sides of my shoulders slide down a little bit, and most of my neck and a large area of ​​skin below were cold.

At the same time, a prompt saying “Order Completed” popped up on the phone.

Today’s social services are really convenient.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart.

The next step is to check whether the clothes delivered are suitable...

I walked towards the sofa with the big bag in both hands. Having rarely bought takeout, I took a quick look at the structure of this supermarket's exclusive oversized shopping bag, removed the sealing strip, and took out clothes, pants, underwear, shoes and socks from it one by one.

The packaging in large supermarkets is very particular. No matter whether it is a set of children's clothing, children's underwear, or shoes and socks, they are all wrapped in independent paper boxes. The filling paper in the box is estimated to account for 70 to 80 percent of the weight of the big bag. No wonder it felt a bit heavy when I was carrying it just now.

There is no problem with the clothes and pants, they are well-made and have not faded. They look very cute. The blue, white and light black colors are a bit like Luo Tianyi's theme colors. I can almost imagine what kind of image I will look like after wearing this outfit - nine times out of ten, I will look like a little loli who is full of energy and a bit handsome.

As for the set of children's underwear, I don't know how to evaluate it because I have never bought similar clothes, but it feels pretty good to the touch. The packaging box also says it is pure cotton. If it doesn't work, I will change it when I make money in the future.

Then there are socks and shoes.

The socks were very ordinary women's socks. After opening the package, I stretched out my little feet and tried to put them on. Apart from being a little loose, they were quite comfortable. I took out the paper ball used for support in the shoes, put the foot wearing the socks into it, stood up and took two steps, and moved a few toes in the shoes.

Hmm...not too big, not too small, just right.

What makes me even happier is that this pair of thick-soled white shoes exclusively for girls seems to have a certain height-increasing function. When wearing them, I can feel an obvious pad between the soles of my feet and the ground. I don’t know exactly how many centimeters it is, but even if it’s only one centimeter, it’s enough to make my height exceed 1.4 meters.

"Perfect, I am indeed a genius!"

After confirming that there were no major problems with the things I bought, I breathed a sigh of relief, took off my shoes and socks, picked up my underwear and my newly bought white socks, and walked towards the bathroom.

I am used to washing new clothes by hand before wearing them. Now it may be too late to wash tops and denim shorts, but underwear, socks and other close-fitting clothes must be washed first.

I turned on the water heater in the bathroom and adjusted the water to the appropriate temperature. I found two clean basins, put my underwear and socks in them separately, and added some underwear liquid.

While soaking my clothes, I returned to my computer desk, put on my headphones, played some soothing music, took a deep breath, and opened the official website of "Melon Bag Light Novel".

Register an account, bind your mobile number, enter the verification code... done.

Then the author applies, fills in identity information, bank card information, contract address... done.

Well... I'd better keep my pen name the same as before. I've been using it for several years and I won't be used to changing it. What's more, I have met quite a few readers in these years. If I change my pen name casually, it will mean that I will lose all the connections I have accumulated in the past.

Pen name "Uncle Loves Loli", registration completed.

Come to think of it, I must have been out of my mind to come up with such a name. Doesn't this definitely give me the image of a creepy old man?

Now, the uncle is gone and only the loli is left.

After registering an author account on the website, I posted the novel that had passed the contract review in accordance with the editor's requirements.

[Your novel has entered the review process. We will complete the review within 1 to 3 working days. Thank you for your support of Miguabao Light Novel! ]

Okay, the next step is to wait for the novel to be reviewed and approved before being submitted for signing.

After doing all this, I felt that the clothes were almost soaked, so I went back to the bathroom, found a small stool, and started rubbing the new clothes by hand.

Just like when I was cooking, I once again felt the little girl's lack of strength when washing clothes. However, because I was only washing underwear and socks, and these clothes were new, there were no stains that needed to be rubbed out, and I had almost finished washing the clothes in a short while.

After wringing them dry, I returned to the living room with my half-wet underwear and dug out a small heater from behind the sofa.

I bought this thing a long time ago to keep warm in winter, and now it can be used as a great tool for drying underwear.

I found a few clothes hangers and set up a rack around the small heater. I put my underwear and socks on them and fixed them separately. While waiting for the clothes to dry, I took out my mobile phone and browsed the QQ group messages.

[What kind of city is Kamihama? I rarely see it on the news, but I remember it being a megacity.]

At this time, the "Yaedo Author Rights Protection Group" was still discussing issues related to their city "Kamihama", and new news popped up every once in a while -

[It is indeed a big city, and an independent port city. There are many opportunities, but the competition is also fierce, so I said I would like to find an uncle to lead the way]

【Why is the uncle silent?】

[Maybe he is busy with work. I remember that he is not a professional writer.]

[It’s okay, we are all brothers. When the uncle comes out, I will buy him a drink. Haha, in my impression, the uncle is just an unkempt old man with a full face of stubble.]

I roughly browsed through the group messages of this group. I didn’t know how to reply to these authors for a moment, so I switched the interface to my own reader group.

Yes, even though I have written millions of words for so many years and am still a failed author, with my royalties only around a thousand yuan a month, I still have a readership.

Many authors like to call this type of group a "fan group", but I don't think I have any fans. The reader group is more intimate.

Let alone being fans of those guys, it’s pretty good that they don’t criticize me.

[A beautiful day starts with persecuting the uncle. Where is the uncle? Where did the uncle go? Uncle Dog, come out and pour tea for me! ]

[Sacrifice the group leader Xiao Gou Gou, please bless me to have the double explosion of this holy relic]

As expected, as soon as I opened my reader group, which only had about a hundred people, I saw a mess inside -

[300 heroes Tian Juxie start a gang, I am the sealed black swordsman, here comes someone who bought the small four question mark]

[Paipai, second in command, I'll lead you to kill people randomly. I'll be in charge of the killing, and you'll be in charge of the killing.]

[Come on, Teamfight Tactics, enter the voice chat, don't use the electronic voice changer]

With such a large readership, they talk about almost everything except novels.

「What is that……」

Thinking about the fact that I had just published a new book, I quickly typed in the chat window [I changed the website and now I am on Miguabao Light Novel Website. My author ID is still Uncle Loves Lolita. My new book will be approved in the next few days. Can you guys support me? ]

【Wow! Uncle! 】

[Uncle, how many days have you not shown up? ]

[I thought you had given up on writing the book after the website closed down. Are you not going to write the book anymore?]

[I can’t write. I still have a contract even though the company went bankrupt. I can only start a new book.]

I answered patiently: [So come to Miguabao Light Novel and register, then click on the favorites or something]

[What type of book is it? Is it the same style as before? ]

[You said to register, so I just register? Wouldn't that make me lose face? Uncle, why don't you give me some benefits or something? ]

[Yes, right, isn’t it popular among many authors nowadays to wear women’s clothes? Uncle, take a photo of me wearing women’s clothes.]

[Women's clothing! Women's clothing! A 30-year-old middle-aged man wearing women's clothing. Wow, it's so sexy just thinking about it. I want black stockings! ]

What are you doing!

I felt like there must be a huge “#” on my head in front of the phone screen at this moment.

[Okay, okay, women's clothing is women's clothing, black stockings are black stockings]

After thinking for a while, I wrote in the chat box:

[As long as this book can get 1000 orders, I will give you photos of women's clothing. Are you satisfied? ]

——Anyway, at my current level, it would be great if 200 people paid to read it after it was put on the shelves. 1000 subscriptions? Haha, it doesn't exist.

Relying on this absolutely impossible promise, I can attract a few suckers in the group to register accounts in the early stage to help increase popularity. Hey, it's a sure win.

[This is what you said, I rushed]

[Okay, I took a screenshot. 1000 orders, right? I'll go for it too]

[I have already registered an account. If there is no female costume, I will directly hire the Internet trolls to give your book 10,000 bad reviews. Don’t even think about running away.]

Just as I expected, when these "good brothers" in the group saw that I actually dared to agree to dress up as a woman, they immediately stopped talking about games and showed off their new accounts on Miguabao Novel Network.

[Looking forward to the uncle's women's clothing and black silk stockings, hehehe...]

……

No. 009 was surrounded by sweetness and tears filled her eyes

At 4:30 in the afternoon, I finally finished washing and drying the new clothes.

"Perfect!"

I shook the underwear and panties with a faint lavender scent in the air, took off my loose T-shirt, tried not to look at my little girl's body, and quickly put on the underwear and panties.

Maybe it's because I'm a little young now and my breasts haven't developed much, so this kind of bra is very convenient to wear, just like wearing a vest. After putting it on, just let the two straps hang steadily on the shoulders. As for panties, it's even simpler, even simpler than men's. After all, I no longer have that representative organ in a certain position now...

woo woo woo...

When I thought of this, I felt a pang of sadness in my heart.

Just wait for me, you stinking Grim Reaper. I don’t know your abilities and background yet, so I’ll be patient with you for now.

Urban supernatural powers, right? Or traveling to another world? Or cultivating immortals? What scenes have I not seen as an author?

What's behind the Grim Reaper? The King of Hell or Haruhi Suzumiya?

As the soft fabric gently adhered to several key areas of my body, the "feeling of uneasiness" that I had been feeling since waking up completely disappeared. I picked up the light blue top and shorts that still smelled of new clothes on the sofa and put them on, fastened my little belt, changed into my socks, and put my little feet into the pair of cute little white thick-soled shoes. I jumped on the spot twice to make sure that there was no problem with the new clothes. I turned the brim of the hat on my head, which was cosplaying as the elementary school student's "Hibiki-class destroyer" in "Kantai Collection", to the back and put it on backwards.

This should allow you to go out.

At this moment, I am dressed like a handsome loli full of energy.

She was wearing a clean and simple short-sleeved T-shirt, her arms were white and tender, and her calves exposed under her shorts were quite well-proportioned and slender. Her skin was smooth and soft, without any visible fat, and her curves were very beautiful. Paired with clean white shoes, she was indescribably cute.

If it weren't for the long hair that reaches past her waist, she might have been mistaken for a boy.

Never mind. There’s no point in being obsessed with gender at this point.

I took my cell phone, room card key and wallet, made sure my cell phone had enough battery, opened the door and walked out of the room.

[A younger sister is coming to stay with me for a few days. I don’t know exactly how long she will stay. I’ll report it here.]

After closing the door of the house, I sent this WeChat message to the property manager using my mobile phone.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether you report it or not. There is a high turnover of people in this kind of apartment. People often bring their relatives, friends, and brothers to live here, and no one cares if they come to drink, sing, or hold activities. Although there are regulations that you need to report to the housing manager if you bring people back, I have lived here for so long and I have never seen the housing managers do anything wrong because the tenants brought people back.

After all, those property managers are also employees. There is no need to make things difficult for the tenants. As long as they don't drag a group of people back to cause trouble, they will turn a blind eye.

Hmm...it feels like the whole world has suddenly become a lot bigger.

After jumping down from the third floor, I took a look at my bicycle parked in the corner of the hall, measured the height of the seat, and couldn't help shaking my head.

Many tenants around me use electric bikes when they go out, and I am the only one who uses the assigned electric bike charging space to park my bicycle.

Because we have no money, and charging electric cars costs money. The electricity cost here is 1.5 yuan per kilowatt-hour, which we cannot afford.

At that time, I thought that since this place was not far from the company, I could just buy a bicycle for transportation, which would also allow me to exercise. If I encountered a traffic jam, I could just carry the bicycle through.

Now, the body that he had trained for years is gone, his head has been chopped off, and he died a miserable death.

Look at the height of the bicycle... I probably won’t be able to reach the pedals if I ride on it.

I stood on tiptoe in the lobby on the first floor and tried to sit on it.