I will never give in to Miss Death

If the hat and sweatshirt are more neutral, then this pair of shoes can really only be "for girls".

Because I can tell at first glance that it is a women's shoe, with a very cute shape, round as a whole, and only available in blue and white, a bit like sneakers, with a small bow on the toe, and the sizes available in the store are only 33 to 39.

How about...try buying this set?

In front of the mobile phone screen, I selected all the clothes of this "comic master" and checked their corresponding prices.

The hat is 35 yuan, the smallest size of the sweatshirt is 79 yuan, the smallest size of the pleated skirt is 39 yuan, the shoes of size 33 are 85, plus socks are 15 yuan, a total of 253 yuan, the store discount package price is 245 yuan, and there is a coupon for 199 yuan off for purchases over 3, free express delivery, a total of 242 yuan...

Seems ok?

My problem now is that all my clothes are wet and are hanging outside to dry, including my shoes and socks. If I hadn’t been careful and bought three sets of underwear before, I would probably have to buy another set of children’s underwear or turn on a small heater to dry my clothes.

This women's clothing store has clothes, skirts, socks and shoes. It is most cost-effective to buy them together. Otherwise, after placing the order, I will have to find a shoe and sock store to buy shoes and socks.

Socks are okay, but shoes are hard to buy.

I just measured my foot size a few days ago, and it's about 21 cm, so the corresponding size is 32. But generally speaking, there is no problem in buying a size larger for shoes. What's more, this pair of shoes is a casual shoe style, so if they are really loose, I can just tighten the rope a bit.

[Hello, is the store here? I would like to order your "Manga Master" set and have a few questions.]

Just in case, I contacted the store on the food delivery platform before clicking "Buy".

After all...it's better to be cautious with things that cost more than two hundred dollars.

【Hi! I'm here! ?（^?^*）What's the matter? 】

In less than ten seconds, the shop owner responded to me.

[I see the smallest size of your clothes is XS. The online recommendation for people who wear XS is 150 to 155cm tall. Can I wear it if I am 140cm tall? ]

[Yes, but it may appear larger]

[Is the shoe size not too different? My foot is size 32]

[Yes, you can order size 33. My 10-year-old daughter is also a size 32 and she fits her perfectly.]

【OK, thanks】

[You’re welcome… Did you buy this for your daughter as well? ]

[Ah… about the same.]

【learn】

Wow, my 10-year-old daughter can actually wear the same clothes and shoes as me?

After finishing the conversation with the store owner, I felt that all I could see in front of me were the words "10-year-old daughter".

I am an old man... a strong man who has lived for more than 20 years and is almost 30 years old. Have I now fallen to the point of comparing my body size with that of a 10-year-old child? !

It will grow longer, right? It will grow longer in the future, right?

I started to panic.

Although I don't expect to turn into a macho man anymore, but my girl's body... at least I can grow a little taller, right? Yes? Yeah?

With a depressed mood, I checked all the items and submitted the order.

[Waiting for the merchant to accept the order...]

[The merchant has accepted the order and is assigning a rider...]

I estimated that if nothing unexpected happened, this list would take at least 20 minutes to be delivered. I put my phone on the table, went back to the bedroom, and roughly counted the items here.

The contract I signed with WoJu Apartment is the type that comes with a one-year package and can be extended after a year. When I first arrived, I signed a one-year rental contract with two months' deposit. After the one-year period expired, it was changed to monthly payments until now. The rent for May has already been paid, and I can't get the money back no matter what. If I want to move out, it's the same whether I do it now on May 5th or on the last day, May 6st.

The deposit for two months is 1700 yuan. The check-out contract says that if there is no problem, the deposit will be returned after deducting water fees, cleaning fees, furniture wear and tear fees and other expenses. I have roughly calculated the water fees for the past two years, and it is three or four hundred yuan. If I want to check out, I don’t expect them to not deduct any cleaning fees or sanitation fees. Landlords are like this now. They will deduct the deposit if they can. If the corner is a little dirty, they will say they will ask a cleaning lady to come and deduct fifty or one hundred yuan. What's more, it is a youth apartment with capital intervention. It is really harder than climbing to the sky to get your money back from the capitalists.

So… I’ll estimate the water bills over the years to be 500 yuan, and the sanitation and cleaning fees are 200 yuan at most. The property manager is a big villain, and they deducted another 100 yuan from other places, so here is 800 yuan. I should be able to get 900 yuan after checking out…

But this feels like a loss.

I just paid 850 yuan in rent a few days ago, and now I can only get less than yuan if I check out. Isn't this a waste of time?

The worst thing is that I am a little girl now and I don’t have any friends in real life. I can only ask others for help to move things, which will probably cost a lot of money.

But my current situation is that I have no choice but to rent a house in another place unless I check out.

Most of the people living in youth apartments are young people. What should we do if a drunkard knocks on the door today, a gangster makes trouble tomorrow, and someone gets angry and loses control the day after tomorrow?

As an uncle before, I would never be the target of these people. But now I have become a little girl, relying only on a fake "brother" to support myself. If my tricks like putting shoes outside the door and clothes outside the window are exposed and it is discovered that I am the only one in the house, I will be in danger.

So life...is always changing so fast.

By the way, can I ask Miss Death for help when I move?

Her ability is extremely convenient for moving things. She doesn't even need to drive a car. She can just move to any crack.

If I were Miss Death, I wouldn't have to work if I was short of money. I could just open a moving company and maybe I would become rich in two years.

"Old clothes, student ID, meal card, what is this? Oh...honor certificates for participating in club activities in college, it seems that these can all be thrown away."

After walking around the room and feeling that there was nothing I "had to take away", I returned to the living room.

The Sixinai dining table has certain commemorative value to me. I can take it to the new rental house. As for these things in the kitchen... the rice cooker, the oven, many of them are quite old. I will see if I can sell them. If not, I will give them to a junk collector, or like the previous tenant, put them downstairs and give them to the right person.

Looking at it this way, it seems that I don’t have anything that I need to move away. Just a computer, a cell phone, and some girls’ underwear, clothes and shoes that I recently bought. That’s it.

Then clean out all the unwanted things in advance. After the clothes arrive, go out and get a new mobile phone number. Transfer all your online information including Alipay and bank cards. If you can't change it, transfer the money. Then go to the coffee shop and Elodie's house to take a look.

The coffee shop's flyer clearly stated that they provide food and accommodation. If the store is really backed by "Tongmeng.com", I don't think it would be a big problem to temporarily live in the staff dormitory they provide. At least in terms of safety, a formal company dormitory is definitely better than a youth apartment in an urban village.

"Hello, your takeout."

A man was busy running around the house, taking care of some of the things that needed to be cleaned. About half an hour later, the cell phone on the table rang.

"Hello."

I wiped my hands and pressed the answer button: "It's written in the notes, just leave the things at the door of 301 on the third floor."

"Can I just put it at the door?"

The delivery man on the other end of the phone seemed a little worried: "Then don't complain to me if someone takes it away later, okay?"

"No, I... ahem, my brother will be here soon."

"Okay, I'll put it at the entrance of Room 301."

After hanging up the phone, I skipped to the security door in the living room and looked out through the peephole—

After a while, a young man in a delivery man's uniform put the things outside the door, then raised his mobile phone as if to take a picture, and turned and left.

"Ding dong!"

Then, a picture and a message from the delivery man popped up on my phone: "I've put the photo here for you.jpg."

I replied "OK", waited in front of the peephole for about ten seconds, then opened the door at lightning speed and took the bag into the house.

Let me see...hat, clothes, skirt, shoes and socks, everything is there, no problem.

Back at the sofa, I unpacked the contents of the big bag one by one.

The blue beret...seems a little too big, and it smells like new clothes.

The sweatshirt was well packaged and the smell was not pungent after unpacking, but I felt that the size was a bit large.

The skirt is very soft and has a zipper. There are two small pockets on the side, which seem to be used to hold a wallet and keys.

The shoes smell of rubber and leather. They are the same shape as in the picture, with a round toe, thick sole, and a bow stuck on the toe. It is very light and, judging from the shoes alone, they seem like the type that children under ten years old would like. Considering that this pair of shoes only cost 80 yuan, the stronger smell is barely acceptable.

Well...it's not underwear anyway, and I have a lot of things to do before going out in the afternoon, so I'll just wear this outfit. I'll probably sweat if I wear it for an entire afternoon, so I can just wash it in the evening.

It is worth mentioning that, perhaps as part of an event or to take care of new customers, the store gave me an extra pair of socks and two small cherry hairpins.

After confirming that there were no major issues with the new clothes, I unpacked all the packages one by one and took off my little bunny nightgown.

There's not much to say about hoodies, they're just like any other clothes boys wear, just put them on.

Just like what the store manager said, this top, which is in size XS and suitable for girls around 155cm tall, is a little big on me. The hem of the top can directly cover my entire underwear, and the sleeves will cover half of my hand when I am completely relaxed.

As for the skirt...it should be worn like this, right?

After checking the structure of the pleated skirt and roughly understanding how to wear it, I pulled down the zipper on the side of the skirt, then lifted my little feet and put them on from underneath, then pulled the zipper back so that the skirt could just fit around my hips and not fall down.

Yeah, no problem.

I looked at my lower body and my face felt hot.

I have a very petite and slender figure, with a thin waist, but my hips seem a little wide for my body, making this little skirt just right for me.

It’s just… it’s so empty down there, which is a bit strange.

I tried putting my new cell phone in and out of my skirt pocket and adjusting the direction of my pleated skirt.

This... this is not because I want to wear a little skirt, but mainly because I want to... get used to the feeling of this kind of clothes in advance, so that it will be convenient for me to wear clothes and shoot videos in the next few days.

I am feeling very complicated right now.

On the one hand, I have been an uncle for several years, but subconsciously I still feel that I am a man. When I see women's clothes on myself, I will have a kind of contrast that is... "a grown man wearing women's clothes is embarrassing". I am particularly afraid of being seen by others in women's clothes. However, the slightly bulging chest of this little girl and the lower body that is obviously different from that of men always remind me that "you are a girl, there is nothing wrong with wearing women's clothes."

The two completely different physical sensations intertwined together, leaving me with mixed feelings.

Moreover, maybe it’s because this outfit itself is more “cute” and “fresh” in style, and has a stronger feminine feel. When I think about going out wearing this, my heart seems to beat faster.

This shouldn't expose myself, right?

Standing up from the sofa, I lowered my head and pulled my sweatshirt down a little.

Because the size is a bit large, this sweatshirt covers more than half of the pleated skirt. However, since the colors of the two clothes are similar, it doesn't look too abrupt from my perspective.

Finally, it’s the shoes and socks…Aren’t these round-toed casual shoes with bows so cute?

It’s simply... a lolita cuteness artifact.

Compared to the pair of thick-soled white shoes I bought before, this pair of round-toe casual shoes feels a lot lighter and softer on the feet. Except that the size is a little larger and I can feel that my little feet have a little more room to move around in it, it is really "value for money".

After changing into my clothes, skirt and shoes, I came to the mirror——

so cute!

If I felt "heart-beating" the last time I looked in the mirror wearing neutral clothes, then the little girl in the mirror at this moment was a "critical hit" to me.

Really, girls wearing skirts and girls without skirts are two completely different creatures.

At this moment, the little girl in the mirror… has long, smooth hair, big, curious eyes, a simple, fresh sky-blue sweater on the upper body, and a pure and lovely pleated skirt on the lower body. Her legs under the skirt are slender and white, and paired with a pair of cute round-toed casual shoes, she is simply…

I put that beret on.

Wow!

I can’t bear it any longer. Even I can’t stand it anymore.

I feel like with my current look, I don't need to buy any JK sailor suits, Lolita suits, or Cos suits to gain popularity. I can just follow the hosts on mainstream tacky websites and shoot a short video of a few seconds, covering my face with my phone, and then add some "beep beep beep" or some other common music and throw it out. Maybe I can get 300,000 views.

That’s it, let’s get ready to go. By the way, is it still raining outside?

Since I was no longer wearing that nightgown, I was no longer so resistant to the "outside world". I simply opened the door to the living room and walked out, stretching my little hand out of the window in the corridor outside to test the strength of the rain.

"Kun! Yang Kun! There's a beauty... come here!"

"I want to fuck all the girls and women, and if you don't come, you're being disobedient..."

I don’t know when the two orange cats from before walked to the bottom of the building here, still staring at each other and speaking the “cat language” that made me feel dizzy:

"Old Wu! Old Wu! Old Wu!"

"I want fish and I want my wife to give me a fish..."

Can't you two cats just meow properly?

Cats can't meow?

I stared at the noisy cat below in silence. Maybe because I had changed into new clothes and had just woken up, I was in a good mood. I leaned forward and said, "Meow?"

Did you hear that? This is how a cat should call. Don’t call me Old Wu, Old Wu every day. I want my wife, my wife!

"Meow-"

I looked at the two cats in the corner of the alley below and imitated the sound of kittens in my memory: "Meow?"

Uh... I guess this isn't considered cuteness, right?

The cute little girl voice coming out of my throat brought me back to my senses instantly.

I looked around and, well... no one heard it, so it's okay.

"Old Wu?"