I will never give in to Miss Death

The other party smiled back at me, then lowered his head and took out his cell phone.

So am I... mistaken for a child?

Sitting on the chair with my legs together, I once again experienced the helplessness of being a short person.

That God of Death, what kind of evil taste did you have in mind when you created my body to design me like this!

Even if you are not a 1.80 meter tall macho man, you can at least design a mature woman!

Even if she’s not a queen, an ordinary girl will do!

Now I am like this, just, just...

I thought of a very strange word - legal loli.

And the browser records I just saw on Miss Death's computer -

[If there is a way to circumvent the law, can I be tough with the girl I like? ]

Could it be possible that... this was done on purpose?

I feel like the aho-hair in my beret is getting restless again.

Come to think of it... In my current state, if that Grim Reaper really intends to "take advantage of me", I really won't be able to resist at all.

I guess by then even my actions like "resistance" would be a temptation to someone.

Then...then what should I do?

Thinking of this, I was in a state of confusion and had to move the little rabbit backpack on my back to my thighs. Then I turned on my phone, opened QQ, and planned to take a look at the silly pictures sent by my group friends to relieve my boredom.

However, a few messages from my QQ reader group instantly made me freeze in my chair——

[Okay! I'll sign up. I happen to have a few days off.]

【Brother Long is going, who else is there? 】

[Me, me, me! I want to go too. Isn’t the group leader a local of Kamihama? You must know the legend, right? Why don’t we call the group leader?]

[@大叔爱萝莉大叔is there? There is a very good coffee shop in Kamihama City, which cooperates with Tongmeng.com. It is said to be the only luxury seaside coffee shop in the country. It will officially open on May 5th. Brothers are going to have fun there. How about you lead the way? ]

They are discussing the "Kamikyo Cat Cafe" in Minami-nagi district...

[I also got the coupon from Tongmeng.com, which gives you free cat petting. I think there are 80 cats! ]

[Just now, the person in charge of the coffee shop posted a message saying that the store has hired a very cute maid. This is it]

【QQ screenshot 2022050700188.jpg】

【Why didn’t you show your face? 】

[I don’t know, the official account just released this picture, but they assured us that the face is absolutely cute, and look at the figure, wow…]

[Is this still a little girl? Or is it because of the shooting angle? She looks no older than 12 years old. Doesn't this count as child labor? ]

[What do you think of the things posted by the official account? They must be adults! ]

When I swiped up the message, I also saw my own photo.

A fresh-style little painter hoodie, a beautiful and clean pleated skirt, snow-white and slender legs, and cute small round-toed casual shoes...

When did Ouyang Xue take the secret photo? !

At this time, I don’t know if it was a coincidence, but an administrator who had given several hundred yuan to the group when Yaedo was still there tagged me again: [Uncle? Is uncle there? ]

I had no choice but to reply on my phone screen: [I'm here, what's wrong? ]

[You should be in Kamihama City, right? There is a rumor in Kamihama City that if outsiders travel there and bring a local with them, they will receive a mysterious blessing. Some good brothers in our group are going to the newly opened coffee shop in Kamihama on May 5th]

【Can you lead the way? 】

I was playing with my phone on the subway and suddenly felt overwhelmed: [Why do you guys, a bunch of year-old otakus, suddenly want to go out? Don’t destroy your image without permission! ]

[There is no other way. I work in sales. We will have a holiday on May 1st. We will not start the holiday until May 9th.]

[Me too, this coffee shop is having an event on the 10th, I won a prize on Tongmeng.com, a free one-day trip to the coffee shop, free food and drinks, it would be a waste if you don’t go]

Oh my god, what is going on...

I instantly felt like I was being "sold" and I quickly switched QQ to the background, opened WeChat, and clicked on the avatar of "Ouyang Xue" that I had just added in the afternoon.

[Sister Ouyang, is the coffee shop holding an event on May 10th? ]

Less than a minute after I sent this message, Ouyang Xue sent a reply:

[Yes, Tongmeng.com has sent out a lot of coupons. We have decided that our store will officially open on May 10th.]

I was a little confused: [Didn't they say that the maids haven't been recruited yet? ]

[I also have a maid outfit at home, and...]

After saying this, Ouyang Xue was silent for more than ten seconds, and sent an emoticon package asking "Can other cats do this?"

[And don’t we have you? You’re the coffee shop’s gold medal maid. We can open the shop first, build up our reputation, and then hire new maids.]

[Okay, that's it for now. Your maid costume will be finished in an hour. Remember not to be late tomorrow! ]

"..."

……

No. 084 Miracles and magic are not free

Considering that most of the stalls in the vegetable market were closed after 8 o'clock in the evening, I took the subway and taxi back to my small apartment to put my things away. Then I went directly to the supermarket across the pedestrian street with my empty rabbit backpack.

Just as I imagined, there are almost no good vegetables in the fresh food section here, but it is a supermarket after all, so there are still plenty of basic meats and discounted vegetables.

Let me see...I'll cook some sweet and sour pork ribs tonight, then buy a fish head from the meat section and cook it with tofu to make fish head and tofu soup.

As for the vegetables, most of them are what others have left over. It doesn’t matter what you buy, so let’s have some water spinach.

I'll make this dish for two again tonight - a certain death girl can't stand me up twice, right?

After choosing the ingredients for tonight, I ran to the fruit section, bought two apples, and went to the checkout counter to pay.

As always, don’t use plastic bags, just put the ingredients in your own bags.

"Look at the receipt!"

"Little sister, don't go, there's a lottery for the tickets!"

Just like before, when the jewelry store clerk at the door saw me carrying out various ingredients by myself, he came up to me as usual, holding a box and asked me to draw a lottery.

As usual, I waved my hands at them to indicate that I didn't smoke.

You guys can take your time to cheat customers, I'll be moving soon! Let's go!

"Kun! Yang Kun!"

Walking back along the path in the urban village, at the door of the small apartment, I heard the property management cat quarreling with a wild cat from somewhere again, and this time the location seemed to be somewhere very high, and I couldn’t see any trace of the cat from my angle.

Will some unscrupulous god of death keep watching over me this time?

I looked around cautiously.

Apart from two old men playing chess in front of a small shop at the entrance of the alley with signs saying "Fortune Telling Feng Shui" and "Auspicious Days", there seemed to be no one around.

"..."

I took the ingredients up to the third floor, put the food down, and was about to enter the password to open the door, but the empty door suddenly made me feel something was wrong.

Wait, where are the shoes I put here to ward off perverts?

I looked around the door of the rental house.

Nothing.

The room 302 opposite me was vacated several months ago, and no one has lived there recently. There are no corners or secret doors in the corridor in front of the rental house. Even as a little girl now, I can see the whole picture at a glance.

Does that mean the shoes that were placed here were stolen?!

I looked up at the camera above.

If I remember correctly... at least the pair of shoes was still at the door when I went out in the afternoon. As for whether the shoes were there when I came back just now, I didn't notice.

Why do people nowadays even steal shoes? Mine are not brand-name running shoes. They are less than 40 yuan a pair online. I have worn them for two years. I guess even beggars won’t take them if I throw them in the trash can.

"Didi-di-di-di-"

With a depressed mood, I entered the password to open the door, stepped on the small stool, put the ingredients on the kitchen counter, and then sent a message to the house manager:

[Brother Yang, why are the shoes I put at the door gone? ]

After sending this message, I put on my apron and started processing the ingredients.

The fish head has been processed by the supermarket staff, and the tofu needs to be cut into pieces by hand, which is not a difficult task.

Cleaned the fish head, cut the white and tender tofu into cubes for later use, got some ginger slices, put the fish head in the pot and stir-fried it slightly, put the fish head, tofu and ginger into the pot, added water and salt, set the time and started to cook the soup.

The rice cooker here starts working, and the induction cooker over there can't be idle either. Add water and ribs and pay a little attention to it. Then remove the water and stir-fry to release the oil, add soy sauce, cooking wine, and sugar and start simmering.

While waiting for the spare ribs, I picked up my phone and found that the room manager had replied:

[What shoes? Are they gone? When did it happen? ]

I moved my hands and replied: [My sister said it was gone in the afternoon]

[I'll check the monitoring for the exact number]

【Maybe after 3pm】

[Three to eight? That long? Then you have to wait for me. I am dealing with 502 here.]

【Row】

After replying to the message from the housing manager, I continued to prepare the sweet and sour pork ribs.

In fact, if the housing manager wanted to, he could tell that something was wrong with "Yin Shiren" just by looking at the cameras in the Snail House apartment.

My "corpse" was taken away by Miss Death. If she didn't go through the front door, she would definitely not be caught by the camera. If you pay attention and keep watching the camera, you will definitely be able to see that "Yin Shiren" has not "gone out" since he entered the house a few days ago.

Not to mention "Yin Shiren", even the current "Yin Nuoer" does not have the scene of entering the rental house from "outside" for the first time.

As long as someone has the patience to watch the footage from the cameras in the three rental houses over the past few days, they will know that "Yin Nuoer" appeared out of thin air in the house, while "Yin Shiren" disappeared.

However, it is not as boring as the housing manager.

If I remember correctly, the surveillance here only retains three months of footage, and there is no one specifically responsible for the job of "watching the surveillance."

Unless a car is stolen on the first floor and the thief needs to be caught, or the tenants make a request, the property managers don't have the time to sit down and stare at the boring screen for hours to watch the surveillance video. No one will count which tenant came in and didn't leave, or whether someone has never "come in" but walked out of the rental house.

The property managers here are all wage earners, working for the bosses who invest in the apartments. Having lived here for so many years, I know very well that they do not have tasks such as "monitoring".

What the property manager has to do every day is to promote the houses here as much as possible on the Internet and be active in various rental groups and rental blogs. If he can trick people into renting a house, he will get a commission. Then the rest of the job is to serve the tenants. For example, if someone's toilet is blocked, whose network or air conditioner is broken, who is staying up late at night moving chairs, or the husband and wife are fighting for 300 rounds and the whole house is squeaking, so that the people downstairs can't sleep and complain in the WeChat group, all these need to be handled by the property manager.

Sometimes it takes an entire afternoon to clear a sewer, and it takes several hours to call a technician to fix an air conditioner. If there is a noise in the house late at night, each family goes to check, but they may not be able to find out where the noise is coming from from 12 o'clock until dawn. The property manager really has no time to watch the surveillance for fun.

Everyone is very busy in the adult world. Even if they are not busy, my impression is that Yang Kun, the building manager of Building 3, is either drinking outside or playing Honor of Kings in the service area on the first floor. There is really no surveillance.

"..."

Add sugar and vinegar, and simmer until the juice becomes thick...

It took me more than thirty minutes to prepare the sweet and sour spare ribs. After they were formed, I sprinkled some sesame seeds on the sticky and sweet ribs. I used a small spatula to scoop them into a plate and placed it on the table.

When I turned on the rice cooker, a faint aroma of fish and tofu immediately hit me.

The fish head soup cannot be simmered for too long, otherwise the tofu will easily melt. Fish itself is an ingredient that is particularly easy to cook, and I have fried it in advance, so the fish head soup and the spareribs can be finished at the same time.

Putting on gloves, I poured the fish head and tofu soup into a soup bowl, sprinkled some chopped green onions on it, and placed this dish next to the spareribs.

When I move house later, I can move these kitchen utensils and the Sixinai table together. Especially this Sixinai table, I have had it for so many years and I have developed a strong attachment to it.

I poured two servings of rice into the empty rice cooker and pressed the "quick rice" function on the appliance. I simply processed the water spinach, crushed the garlic, and stir-fried it with oil.

After cooking the dishes, I saw that it was almost time for dinner. I put the plate of water spinach on the table, took off my apron, went to the bathroom, dipped a towel in some water, washed my face, took out my cell phone in the living room, and dialed "Yin Xiamo"'s number.

"Can I come over now?"

As soon as the phone was connected, I got straight to the point: "It's past nine o'clock!"

"Is the little cutie such a clingy person?"

The Death Girl on the other side said in a playful tone: "Like a kitten that can't find its mother?"