I will never give in to Miss Death

"Two of you?"

The waitress came over and was obviously surprised when she saw Yin Xiamo and I. "So cute... Did you bring the coupons?"

"here."

The Death Girl handed over a flyer.

"Okay, the coupon is 45% off, so it's yuan for two people!"

Taking us into the buffet restaurant, the waitress handed us two plates and said, "Take as much as you can eat!"

"Thank you."

I took the plate and looked around the small restaurant.

Actually, if you have to say, this place is not small. But compared to the "Shangjing Cat Cafe" where I worked before, which had 80 cats and was divided into two floors, the scale of this place is indeed not big enough.

As you enter the door, you will see a large carpet, followed by a shelf with plates, food racks, chopsticks and other tableware on the shelf. A few steps inside is the vegetable and fruit area, followed by meat and some pasta and rice.

It's just average. But if I have to say, it's a real loss for a person with a small body like me to eat at a buffet.

Because I really don't eat much. Even when I'm entertaining guests in a coffee shop like today, running around and doing a lot of exercise, I only have two side dishes and a small bowl of rice for lunch and I'm full.

“So much food!”

Compared to my calmness, Yin Xiamo was quite excited about the various foods around her. She first walked around the vegetable and fruit area, and then went to the pasta area.

"what are these?"

I walked over and said, "This? Dumplings, you should have heard of it, right?"

"Is it filled with meat?"

"The one in front of you should be leeks."

"Any meat?"

“Isn’t that the meat section over there?”

"Are these all noodles? Why are they all different colors?"

"This is Yi noodles, also called instant noodles in some places, and this is sweet potato flour, this is... this color should be potato flour, and this is cornmeal. All these noodles need to be soaked in hot water, and then add this sauce. Do you want to eat it?"

"No, I want meat."

"So the meat is behind you..."

During the whole process of selecting dishes, Yin Xiamo was very excited. She gave people the feeling that she was a little girl who had never seen the world, as if the "adaptation to sexual life" in the past few years on Earth were fake.

This is not her fault. If I had traveled to another world, I would definitely not be used to the language, customs and habits there in the first year. It would take another year or two to learn the local culture and language. Even if I could speak the language of the other world fluently in the third year, I would definitely not be able to recognize all the "medicines" and "foods" there.

If it were a small country on a peninsula, it would be easy to deal with, because the "delicacies" there are all kimchi anyway, but it is different here, the food culture here is famous.

It's such a big country, but the diet in the north and south is different. The food and taste are different. Even tofu pudding is divided into sweet, salty and spicy. There are cold dumplings, meat dumplings, mung bean dumplings, etc. Miss Death has only traveled through time for a few years, and she has to learn to speak and learn culture, go to work and earn money every day, and monitor my life. It's really too much to ask her to recognize all the foods.

So I didn't mean to laugh at her state when she was having her first time at a buffet. Instead, I felt a little touched.

It's really difficult for her to do this for a "hero" like me who has no memory.

“This much should be enough.”

I got some dumplings from the noodle section, and some vegetables and fruits from the vegetarian section. I said to the Death Girl who was constantly putting various meats into her bowl, "If you can't finish it, you will be fined."

"It's okay, I can finish it!"

Yin Xiamo looked very confident: "I am still very confident about my appetite!"

Well...it's up to you.

Anyway, you pay the bill, it's not me who is being fined.

Seeing that I couldn't win the argument, I had to add some pork ribs and beef to my bowl, and found a seat by the window with Yin Xiamo and sat down.

Like the coffee shop, the window of this buffet restaurant also offers a view of the scenery on the other side of the Shenbin River, but the view here is not as clear as that in the coffee shop. One can only vaguely see the shadows of a few boats on the river and the swaying lights around.

"Well……"

Yin Xiamo, who was sitting opposite, ate in a rather untidy manner.

"Can you really eat so much?"

Seeing the food on the other person's plate dwindling rapidly, I was reminded of Elodie eating non-stop when I was at the comic convention.

It turns out that these two are both foodies, and the type that can eat a lot. No wonder they want to recruit roommates who can cook.

"Can you still drink milk tea like this?"

Yin Xiamo's expression amused me: "It's all meat, and the nutrition is not complete."

“Aren’t there vegetables?”

The girl opposite me said this and unceremoniously took away two pieces of peas from my bowl.

"Hey!"

"This sweet and sour pork ribs is not as delicious as yours."

The girl showed no remorse for taking the food. "Besides, there is no mushroom chicken soup for sale here. When will you make those two dishes again?"

"Mushroom chicken soup, you can just buy the ingredients and put them in the pot. I've moved my rice cooker over here."

"I really don't know how... You can ask me to chop people, but I can do anything except cooking."

"You are so confident..."

"..."

We chatted and admired the scenery outside the window. In less than ten minutes, Yin Xiamo and I finished all the food we brought.

I was fine. After all, when I was hungry and tired in the coffee shop, I would secretly eat some snacks or drink some chicken soup in the kitchen. I was not so hungry when I got off work. On the contrary, the Death Girl seemed to be really starving. She took a lot of meat and didn't leave any.

"Look at you, you're still the god of death, but you don't even have the manners to eat."

Seeing that there was some rice stuck to the corner of Yin Xiamo's mouth after she finished her meal, I picked up a napkin and helped wipe it off.

"Death is what you understand. I am just an incarnation that came down from the law to supervise you."

The girl opposite me said in a nonchalant tone. She stood up and came closer to me: “You have it on your lips, too.”

I was puzzled: "Really?"

That's not right. I eat very carefully and chew slowly. How could it be...

Before I could find a napkin again, the little girl in front of me had already put her mouth next to mine and stuck out her tongue.

"Chiliu."

"It's gone now."

what?

I was completely stupefied.

"waiter!"

Yin Xiamo didn't realize at all that she was the instigator and just waved her hand at the waiter.

"Ok."

The waiter came over quickly and roughly checked the things on the table: "It's OK."

"See, I told you that you can definitely finish it, right?"

The Death Girl stood up and pulled me aside: "Let's go, it's your turn to treat me to milk tea."

"No... No, wait."

Only then did I come to my senses and feel my face getting hot: "What did you do just now?"

"Lick you."

"Why... why..."

"No reason, I just want to."

The girl holding my hand in front of me said, "Why do you want to fight?" She said, "Is it not possible?"

"..."

Should I say no?

Also, why do I feel like I've been bullied? Is this an illusion?

It must be an illusion. After all, I am an uncle, and if anyone wants to bully someone, I should bully girls, right?

"This is it."

In a daze, Yin Xiamo pulled me out of the buffet restaurant and brought me to a milk tea shop at the entrance of the commercial street: "This is called... Cha Cha Cha?"

"It's Caichamo, three different characters."

The store lady poked her head over the counter and said, "Is this your first time here? Would you like to try our couple's milk tea? One cup of milk green and one cup of milk red. The second cup is half price. It's only 18 yuan together!"

"Okay, that one."

Yin Xiamo pulled me over and said, "It's up to you."

Green and red milk tea, signature bubble milk tea, couple cups... bendable straws, 18 yuan?

It seems to be quite cheap indeed.

"Then let's do this."

I stood on tiptoe and scanned the QR code on the stage.

"Don't lick me like that next time!"

After paying the bill, I finally came to my senses and cast a reproachful look at Yin Xiamo: "In the restaurant, in public..."

"Then you can lick it back now."

My threatening look didn’t seem to be threatening at all to the girl in front of me. She turned her face away under the moonlight and said, “I don’t care.”

"..."

"forget it."

"..."

……

No. 092 Girl, please don’t...eh?

Amid the swaying lights by the river, I took two cups of milk tea from the waiter at the counter in front of me.

"Which one do you want?"

After taking a quick look at the two types of milk tea in my hand, I asked Yin Xiamo beside me to choose: "Here, this one is milk green, and this one is milk red."

In fact, when drinking milk tea, no one usually says "milk red", because it is generally assumed that milk tea is milk plus black tea. Only when milk is added to green tea or something like that will people additionally say it is "milk green".

"Eh?"

Looking at the two cups of milk tea in my hand, Yin Xiamo was a little confused: "Don't these two look the same?"

“The drinks inside are different.”

Thinking that she had been working and learning the culture here for a few years, I didn't make things difficult for her and took the initiative to explain: "One is milk and green tea, and the other is milk and black tea. The ingredients are different."

I actually don't know much about milk tea. I've only drunk it once or twice when my novel was rewarded. Explaining what "milk red" and "milk green" are is almost the limit for me. If you ask me to explain in depth what milk tea shops sell, what's in the so-called "mango sago", and what ingredients are added to "grass jelly", then I really don't know.

“Which one tastes better?”

After listening to my explanation, Yin Xiamo seemed even more confused: "Is tea... the kind of drink made by soaking leaves? Like soy milk?"

Is your lack of knowledge so severe?

"Is there no tea in the other world?"

"No."

"OK then."

I handed the cup of red milk to Yin Xiamo: "Drink this."