I will never give in to Miss Death

Work hard... in the future... buy delicious food... buy the furniture you like... buy a new house... and then... be with the girl you like...

A girl you like?

Hiss——

"..."

I don’t know how much time had passed, but when I opened my eyes again, I felt like I had just taken a warm bath, and my whole body felt indescribably refreshed.

Especially my mood. My hormone level used to rise during my period, my mood would go up and down, and I was unhappy with everything. Now I have recovered a lot, at least I am not as irritable as before.

That’s it… I’ve been curled up all the time and my cervical spine isn’t feeling very comfortable.

"call……"

I sat up in the box and stretched.

Then, I tried to take the hot pack off my stomach.

It seems... not so painful anymore?

I pushed open the cardboard on my head, crawled out of the box, looked around, and found Yin Xiamo watering the flowers with a watering can in front of the living room flower stand not far away.

"All right?"

Sensing the movement here, the girl turned around and asked: "Am I right?"

“It does have some effect.”

I asked curiously, "Do demons also have periods?"

"What? You want to take care of me that day?"

Yin Xiamo showed an expression that said "I knew you would ask that." "That may disappoint you. Although we demons have that thing, we have almost no symptoms and it will not cause physical weakness. It is completely hidden, right? So I have to take care of you."

I put the warm baby aside: "Do you think I will believe it?"

"This is real."

Yin Xiamo turned her back to me and started fiddling with the flowers again. "In troubled times, the demons are very good at fighting, and male demons are never reasonable. They leave after having sex. Therefore, female demons have evolved a completely hidden menstrual system, so that they don't know when they can have a baby. Either you risk not being able to continue your bloodline and continue to be a playboy, or you guard your wife for a whole year and never leave her to ensure that she can give birth to her own child, and then take good care of the mother and child in the troubled times."

I gave Aniya a look of shock: "Is there such a thing?"

"In fact, human females are similar, it's a game of two sexes."

After watering the flowers, Yin Xiamo walked over here and said with an expression like teasing a kitten: "Now I know someone's date... Well, it's around the sixth or seventh of every month. From now on, I just need to calculate 28 to 30 days from this date. It's Nuoer's Good Friday, hehe."

It's hard, the fist is hard.

It took me a while to suppress my anger: "Who helped you buy your computer?"

"I bought it myself. It's a computer store owned by a distant relative of Elodie."

Yin Xiamo asked curiously, "What's wrong? Have you peeked at my computer?"

I didn't comment: "How much did it cost?"

"About 3,000, with a monitor, mouse and keyboard."

"More than three thousand?!"

"Three thousand and eight."

A computer worth three thousand eight hundred yuan...how many minutes does it take to boot up?

I remembered the various accessories that were displayed on Miss Death's computer when I peeked at it.

I am not an expert in computers, but I know that with nearly four thousand dollars, it is impossible to buy a computer like that, even with a monitor.

Is this making 2800 yuan with tears? Grand Slam with acquaintances?

"I just don't know why that machine has been getting slower and slower lately."

Perhaps seeing the confusion on my face, Yin Xiamo continued, "I don't really understand the rules here, but when I looked at the boot prompt, it took more than 40 seconds at the beginning, and then it got slower and slower. Recently, it seems to take several minutes to boot up."

"What do you usually do on the computer?"

"Going to Tongmeng.com, watching videos and reading novels, and learning about the culture here were all taught to me by Elodie."

Yin Xiamo thought for a moment and said, "I read more novels, because in the other world... books are very precious."

"Was that startup prompt there from the beginning?"

"Yes, the person who installed the computer helped me install it. It has been there since the first day. Originally there was only one, but later it became two or three. The strange thing is that the data displayed on the three startup prompts are different. Some say two minutes and some say one minute."

The girl seemed a little guilty as she spoke: "Did I break something?"

"Well... this has nothing to do with you."

I put on my slippers: "Let me help you take a look."

Come to think of it, didn't you look like someone who knew everything when you were in the rental house? Now, you look no different from an ordinary little girl!

I opened the door with a "click" and walked into Yin Xiamo's small room. I pretended to be using the machine for the first time and pressed the power button.

"At that time, Elodie's mother told me that if I wanted to know what was popular, I had to buy a mobile phone and a computer. I didn't have much money left after I bought the computer with the money I earned from working for a few months."

While waiting for the camera to start, Yin Xiamo behind him was still explaining: "I don't think I usually do anything except watching videos and reading novels, and searching for answers to some questions on the Internet..."

"Don't you know how to adjust my browser history?"

I was surprised and asked, "If you know this, how can you not know how to solve basic computer problems?"

"do not know."

The girl next to him shook her head like a rattle: "And I don't think it's a big problem. Just go slow and it will work."

"But your browser history is different. I pestered Elodie for a long time before she told me how to do it."

Oh, so you only knew all this by asking others?

I thought you, as a god of death... could see through my details with just a touch of magic!

What this means is that every time this Miss Death wanted to peek at my browser history, she would take advantage of me not paying attention... use the space cracks to get to the rental house, and then hide somewhere in the house, and then open my computer to do bad things when I was out?

Such a cute and silly look.

At this time, the computer in front of me also completed the startup - 2 minutes and 23 seconds.

Then there are the very classic three power-on reminders and three acceleration balls, two calendars and three pop-up windows.

"How could a white-collar worker like her do this on a construction site?" "Shocking! The largest pornography gang was arrested, and the youngest member was only..." "99% of people have seen these pictures, and those who saw the last one were silent"

"..."

I did not close these pop-up ads, but entered the folder where their main programs were located based on the background processes.

"These things on your desk came with your computer when you bought it, right?"

I pointed my mouse at several anti-virus software programs on the desktop: "This one, and this one."

"Yes."

The girl nodded: "These are all there from the beginning. The person who sold me the computer said that I had to install anti-virus software and I couldn't delete it."

"These anti-virus software are the biggest viruses themselves."

At this time, as if to confirm my statement, a window popped up in the lower right corner -

[Is your computer slowing down? Install XX Master to check it out! ]

The most outrageous thing is that there is a small check box in the corner of this pop-up window: [√] XX Master will be automatically installed after 3 seconds.

The countdown in the check box was still going on. I was a step slower. When the three-second countdown ended, a Master XX appeared on the desktop.

"You see, this is the current bad environment for bad network software."

I right-clicked on the rogue software on my desktop, which was almost automatically installed, and found the uninstaller to uninstall it.

Do you really want to uninstall this program? Yes.

Do you want to keep the antivirus settings? (【√】Recommend installing XX assistant【√】Recommend installing XX antivirus【√】Install XX wallpaper)

"You have to uncheck all of these. If you're not careful, sometimes when you uninstall a program, it will automatically install three new ones for you, and the more you uninstall, the more it will install."

I was sitting in front of the computer, explaining to the girl behind me while uninstalling these useless rogue software on the desktop one by one.

[Uninstallation completed! Thank you for your use. We recommend that you install XX Calendar, XX Legend, or XX Hegemony.]

"Some software likes to install inconspicuous bundles like this, and there are threats like the one just now, saying that the computer is infected and must install certain software. Don't worry about it, just turn it off before the countdown ends."

[Please do not check the software you do not want to install: True Legend XX News XX Assistant...]

"There are also these kinds of sentences that use double negatives to bully people whose Chinese language skills are not good enough. You should pay attention to them..."

While explaining these experiences to the girl next to me, I uninstalled the software on this computer. It took me almost half an hour to barely clean up the desktop of this computer.

"You were deceived by Elodie's distant relative. It's best not to buy a computer from someone you know."

Finally, I checked the computer's registry and system files, and thought: "Let's buy a slightly better one when we have more money in the future."

This computer is undoubtedly the type that can make money on both ends.

Even the operating system is pirated, and rogue software is directly embedded in the core of the system files. It is very time-consuming to check them one by one without any tools.

Those rogue software rely on such stores to make money. They get a certain share of the promotion. For example, if someone installs software for relatives and friends, the more people install it, the more money he can get.

Therefore, some computer store owners and clerks will forcibly integrate these rogue software into the Windows system, attach their own promotional codes, and when a customer comes to buy a new computer, or the computer has a problem and needs to be reinstalled, they will install the computer system with rogue software for the customer. The more they install, the more money they make, and they can cheat a little more when selling the computers themselves. For example, like Elodie's distant relative, he sells a computer worth about 1,000 yuan for 3,800 yuan, making a lot of money from both hardware and software.

After finishing all this, I restarted my computer.

This time, the system started up in less than twenty seconds.

"Ok?"

It can be seen that Yin Xiamo behind him is very happy: "I can't believe that you can do this, Nuoer!"

“Long illness makes a doctor.”

I tried to open the browser: "My computer used to be like this."

By the way, if I want to buy a computer in the future, it should be okay to go to Jiang Wei, right?

Although I can get half the points with strangers and a grand slam with acquaintances, the relationship between Marisa and I should not be considered a half-baked relationship.

Actually, if I have to say it, it’s because I don’t have money.

In modern human society, there is no magic, no war, and no demon kings or heroes, but the essence remains the same - if you are not strong enough and you don’t have money, you will be bullied.

"That……"

The girl behind me suddenly jumped on my back and asked, "When will Xiao Nuoer fulfill the promise you made back then?"

"Ok?"

I turned around: "What promise?"

“It’s just…make a video and get 100,000 views!”

Yin Xiamo looked at her like a "stupid lolita" and said, "It's been two days now, huh? There are still five days left, is that okay?"

This……

"I……"

I was immediately embarrassed: "Well... I... I just don't have... I don't have any clothes, and I don't have a suitable account. Well, wait two more days..."

"Don't wait any longer. If you wait any longer, time will run out. You don't want to breach the contract, so I'll post this video of yours to the readers group, right?"

The girl took out her cell phone, and saw a picture of me and the kitten "meowing" at our tiny apartment.

"Why don't we take this opportunity now, since the computer has just been repaired, to register a new account on Tongmeng.com."

Yin Xiamo took the mouse and asked, "As our official account, what name should we give it?"

"I do not know."

I smiled bitterly: "Since it's your suggestion, you can choose the name."

"Damn cute Noer-chan?"

"No, that's too weird."

"Noel cat?"

"not good."

"Stupid Noel?"