I will never give in to Miss Death

Fried chicken and steamed chicken are now very, very simple. You don't even have to prepare the seasoning. Just apply the seasoning, make sure it's well-flavored, throw it into the machine, set the timer, and you're done. As a death god, it's impossible for Yin Xiamo not to be able to learn it. The only possibility is that she is resisting learning.

But others have said so much... What can I do? If I don't want to cook, then I don't have to cook. I can cook.

"Oh, I understand then."

Seeing me say this, Ouyang Xue nodded and coughed a few times: "In that case, you two can discuss the cooking matter later."

Then, Ouyang Xue waved to Yin Xiamo and said, "Then let the chef take care of the cooking from now on. You will be responsible for delivering meals and keeping the cats clean. The salary will be as we agreed on just now, 4000 yuan basic salary, plus commission and five insurances and one housing fund. Is that ok?"

Yin Xiamo nodded: "No problem."

"Ding Dong! The meal for tables 28 and 36, 'Half Steamed Chicken with Medicinal Herbs', has been completed and is now being delivered."

As he was talking, the steamed chicken machine not far away opened its door with a "ding" sound, and a scent of chicken and Chinese medicine wafted towards him, accompanied by a clear announcement sound overhead.

"Oh yes, and this."

Seeing that I was about to deliver the food, Ouyang Xue beside me took out her bag, took out a small tag from it, and put it on my chest. She pinned the small tag with the conspicuous words "Maid Head" and "Noer" on my chest, and then took out a Bluetooth headset with cat ears and put it on my head, then found the power button next to the headset and made a "click" sound -

"Hello?"

Taking the intercom from the table, Ouyang Xue looked at me and said, "Can you hear me?"

I nodded: "Okay."

"If you are worried about missing the delivery message, you can wear this headset. This Bluetooth is also connected to the store's main computer."

Ouyang Xue explained: "Every time there is food to be delivered, or there is a customer who needs to buy cat food, cat snacks or cats, there will be a reminder."

“Does our store have a dedicated programmer engineer?”

I was shocked: "If I were to buy this program directly, it would probably cost a lot of money, right?"

I have been to many big restaurants and worked there before, and have seen many similar smart ordering systems, but I have never seen such an intelligent and user-friendly automatic restaurant.

Especially the food tracking and reward system, this thing can be patented...

"It doesn't cost a lot of money, I don't know."

Ouyang Xue took a sip of the soda beside her and said, "I have been writing for more than two months. Every day after work, I take a shower and start writing. When I feel sleepy, I go to sleep. I just finished it yesterday."

"You... ahem, you wrote this?!"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

Ouyang Xue raised her head: "The ordering system itself can be written in basic C#, but some advertisements and scripts on the console need to use javascript and HTML. After all, this thing needs to be connected to the Internet..."

Oh, my dear store manager, how can I describe you...

I asked tentatively: "Manager, have you ever learned computer programming before?"

“I taught myself for a while.”

Ouyang Xue's clothes looked haggard. "There's nothing I can do. A qualified logistics management team leader has to learn everything... Don't ask me now. There are more and more customers. Let's start working."

"it is good……"

Next, it was time to busy serving the nearby fishermen and college student couples.

"No'er? No'er's maid? Is this her real name or a nickname? It's very cute."

"Maid sister, I want to take pictures! With the kitten, let's take 20 first!"

"Your restaurant is too high-end, and the dishes don't seem expensive. There are almost no tourist attractions nearby. Can you survive?"

"Would you like to consider opening a new service? Like this steamed chicken, how about you tear it for us, Sister Nuoer? We can charge more for hand-torn chicken."

"..."

Just as expected, there were a lot more people coming to the store on the second day than on the first day. Many customers came from far away just to see me, the "super invincible, exquisite and cute maid sister".

From the conversations between these people, I learned that my appearance in a maid outfit had indeed become popular on the Internet because of the "outdoor anchor" a few days ago.

The mushroom-shaped "coffee shop" here also became popular.

Faced with so many guests, I had to use all the "skills" I learned as an author to deal with them as much as possible.

The author is also a waiter, the author serves the readers. Now I am a maid, and a maid has to serve the customers who come to the restaurant to dine. There is nothing wrong with that.

Since there was no contract signed, Yin Xiamo, who came with me, had to be responsible for feeding the cats in the cat living area and cleaning up cat hair, which somewhat reduced my burden.

"..."

After 7:30 in the evening, there were fewer customers dining in the restaurant. I was so busy that I was sweating and my stockings were wet in the air-conditioned room, so I lay down on the massage chair like yesterday.

"Tired?"

Yin Xiamo came over at some point, holding something that looked like a lollipop in her hand: "Would you like to try this?"

"I'm not a kid anymore."

When I saw this green "lollipop", I just smiled and said, "I don't like this."

"This is a special toy, not food."

Yin Xiamo put the "candy" close to my nose and said, "Smell it and see what it smells like?"

I subconsciously took a deep breath.

Well……

A light grassy scent, with a minty flavor, and then a bit of... a strange feeling of pleasure?

I don't know why, but I felt my brain suddenly became a lot more excited the moment I smelled this scent. Even my heartbeat, which had slowed down due to the all-round massage of the massage chair, sped up a lot.

"What is this?"

I could clearly feel my body gradually getting excited and I asked in confusion: "Isn't it some contraband?"

"Not."

Under my somewhat reluctant gaze, Yin Xiamo put away the green "lollipop": "This is catnip."

"What?"

"I mean, this is a cat snack made of catnip. I brought it to you after getting the manager's permission."

Yin Xiamo tapped my head with the green lollipop, as if coaxing a kitten, with a sinister expression on her face.

"So... you have feelings?"

"..."

……

No. 100 Childish Dreams

Just like what people say online, a girl’s menstrual period doesn’t just last one or two days, but is a process similar to the ebb and flow of the tide.

And I suspect that my period actually started from the first day I came to the maid cafe, but I didn't feel anything at that time. I was just very tired on the way back at night, and then I lay down behind the Death Girl and fell asleep.

I felt tired on the first day, extremely weak on the second day, had a stomachache, and was irritable, and on the third day... I started bleeding.

However, I have to say that the quality of products related to women's menstruation is still quite good. Because I did my homework in advance and wore sanitary napkins, I didn't feel anything wrong after a whole night. It was just a little troublesome to change the pad from time to time.

Moreover, for the first time ever, I did not have any dreams at night like I had in the previous few days. I fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes while lying on the small bed in my nightgown, hugging the quilt, and slept until dawn.

When I woke up, I could clearly feel that my body had recovered a lot, but I still felt a little weak.

The information available at the moment is that the Death Girl is obviously interested in me. She has programmed my body to be similar to that of an ordinary person, and has even searched online for topics such as "How do lesbians give birth to children?" Although I don't know how two girls can give birth to a child with the current level of technology on Earth, if it really comes to that in the future, or if Yin Xiamo has some special methods, such as props related to magic, maybe I will really be overthrown, and then...

Become the little wife of this death girl.

Is this good? This is not good.

You can't be a god of death and affect the basic rules of biological reproduction on Earth, right? Or is it a sudden patch?

[Dear Earth Onllin players, this game will be hot-updated on May 2022, 5 without downtime. The update is expected to take up to 10 hours. During this period, items may be inserted into the model, and the Mandela effect may occur in a large area of ​​the crowd. Please arrange your time reasonably and play the game healthily.]

[In this update patch, we fixed the bug that two females in the "human" occupation group could not reproduce, reduced the time it takes for females to give birth to new life, and added the "natural childbirth" talent to all female occupations. Our developers think that it is very cool for girls to fall in love with other girls, so we modified the basic settings of the game. After the update, all female players can fall in love freely.]

At present, Yin Xiamo's "offensive" against me is still quite mild, and it feels like "boiling a frog in warm water".

I can already foresee that one day in the future I will become that poor little pet that is pressed under someone else's arm.

Is this reasonable? This is unreasonable.

Especially that...catnip.

That guy means business.

My body does react to that kind of grass, although it's mild and not as drastic as the reactions of the cats in cat cafes, but it's also... pretty incredible, okay!

Most cats can't help but move towards the smell when they smell catnip, and then have a "high" reaction, manifested by rolling on the ground, exposing their bellies to ask for pats and hugs, constantly using their heads to push around objects, etc.

If you reach out your hand at this time, especially your hand that smells of catnip, to touch these cats, they will hug your hand as if they have seen their favorite toy, and keep rubbing and licking it.

A few cats that are sensitive to catnip may even experience hallucinations when they smell the scent and enter a state of extreme excitement. If you reach out to touch it at this time, you may be bitten.

Most cat cafes have similar services - are there customers who are naturally disliked by cats? No problem, add some catnip, and after ten minutes, I guarantee that the cat will be so strong that you can't get rid of it.

The Cat Café in Shangjing also has similar charging items: catnip snacks, a bulk bag is 5 yuan, a catnip lollipop is 10 yuan, and a bottle of strong catnip concentrated spray is 30 yuan.

Spray a cat with the spray and the cat is yours; spray yourself with the spray and you will be the Elvis of the coffee shop for the next half hour.

It is said that the reason why cats like this plant seems to be related to "mosquitoes", because catnip is a powerful mosquito repellent plant. There are no mosquitoes where there is catnip, and cats are born hunters at night. If they squat in the grass when hunting at night, there are mosquitoes buzzing all around, disturbing their minds, and any movement will scare away the prey. So in order to catch prey smoothly, cats will choose to hunt in places with fewer mosquitoes. Over time, these cats have discovered that there are almost no mosquitoes near catnip, that is to say, as long as they find this plant, the success rate of hunting will be greatly improved, thereby triggering the body's reward and punishment mechanism-they can eat their fill and enjoy themselves when they smell this smell, so they get excited when they smell this smell.

When I smelled that smell last night, I felt almost like I was poisoned by catnip: I wanted to roll on the ground, and a lot of shiny things came out of my eyes, as if I had eaten the wrong mushrooms, and then when Yin Xiamo teased me, I really wanted to bite her.

No reason, I just really wanted to bite her with my fangs.

"Ah... Another day full of hope!"

Since I agreed with the store manager that I would take a day off today, I set the alarm clock to eight o'clock. When I woke up, Yin Xiamo, who was wearing a night cap and pajamas across the room, opened the door and walked out: "Good morning, Nuoer!"

"Good morning……"

I yawned: "You got up so early even though you're on vacation today?"

"Because usually at this time I can eat the breakfast made by Nuoer."

The girl looked expectant: "What are we eating today?"

"When I came back from the market yesterday, I noticed that they were selling dumpling wrappers and dumpling fillings."

I went straight to the bathroom: "Buy some and bring it back."

It is really inconvenient for girls during their menstrual period. I really hope it can be over soon.

After I cleaned up my personal hygiene in the bathroom, washed my face and applied skin care products, I went to the balcony to change my clothes after almost getting rid of my sleepiness. I took the rabbit backpack and said to Yin Xiamo in the room: "What kind of filling do you like?"

“As long as there are no mushrooms.”

"Hate mushrooms?"

I was a little amused: "Didn't you eat the mushroom chicken soup I made once before?"

“Mushroom chicken soup is different from shiitake mushroom soup.”

Yin Xiamo explained: "I don't like the taste of mushrooms."

"I didn't expect that our great Miss Death would be picky about food."

"Shut up! Come on, I'll help you with the housework."

Yin Xiamo pushed me out the door as she spoke: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll ask the store manager to borrow concentrated catnip spray!"

"If you mention catnip to me again, I'm going to bite you!"

"Come on! Your two little kitten-like baby teeth don't hurt at all when you bite me!"

"..."

After packing up the day's garbage in the house and taking it out and throwing it into the large trash can outside, I followed yesterday's route, passed through the vegetable garden behind the Xingxing Garden community, and came to the retro vegetable market here.

When I came here yesterday, I wrote down the locations of the surrounding stalls and the dishes they sold. I didn't expect that this information would come in handy today.

Just as I expected, the vegetable market here in the morning is completely different from that at noon. When I came here yesterday at noon, what was sold here were basically meat and vegetables that could be made into dinner. The stall owners selling pork, beef, and seafood did not come at this time, and the fish tanks containing fish and shrimp were just covered with a piece of cloth, as if they were not worried at all about their fish being stolen.

Instead, there are many small vendors selling special "breakfast" here in the morning, such as rice noodles, rice rolls, dumpling skins and fillings, rice dumplings, glutinous rice, sausages, as well as stalls selling corn, sweet potatoes and various cooked food stalls, including the "Hu La Tang" mentioned by Elodi.

What on earth is this?

Out of curiosity, I approached the vendor selling Hu La Tang.