I'm going to kill everyone who calls me Hill.

"That's not necessarily true. Witches are never late."

The proprietress said something lightly, then pushed the door and left. Soon, as the wind chimes at the door stopped swinging, the whole shop returned to silence again, with only the sound of cups being rinsed by water ringing from time to time.

Ten minutes later.

"Finally~ done~"

Xier stretched, wiped her wet hands, sat back at the bar and continued to fiddle with the laptop on the bar.

"Ah~ It's been almost a month~"

Xier glanced at the date on the computer and realized that she had been in this world for a month.

"Really? How could I suddenly travel through time? And it's a world outside the empire..."

Xier looked depressed when she recalled what happened when she suddenly traveled to this world.

No one could have imagined that Seele, who had already finished her journey in the Fate world, would travel through time in front of Saber and the others just as she set foot on the territory of the empire due to her own reasons. This time, she was caught off guard and there was no sign at all, so Seele didn't even have time to rest, and her eyes went black. When she opened her eyes again, she appeared in a world outside the empire's territory.

"Ahhh, this is so annoying! When will this physical condition be resolved?!"

Xier scratched her head without any image of a pretty girl. Her physical condition was really a big problem. Because it was a special case, even the empire had no record of it before. In order to solve Xier's special case, the empire even set up a special project team. However, because Xier was no different from ordinary people in normal times, the project team could only ask Xier to have regular physical examinations, hoping to find a solution from Xier's power.

But things didn't go as planned. Xi'er was supposed to go for a physical examination, but she was taken away by Gaia. When she returned to the empire and finally remembered that she had to have a physical examination, she traveled through time again.

After traveling through time, Xier experienced an extraordinary battle as soon as she landed. To this day, Xier still refuses to respond to those angels who make her sanity drop wildly.

"I really don't know how the boss lady dealt with those guys. I get goose bumps just thinking about it..."

When Xier thought of those things, she couldn't help but raise her hand and touch her arm, trying to ease the nausea in her heart.

The proprietress that Xier mentioned is the owner of the Witch's Tears restaurant, the tall woman who went out before.

Her full name is Bayonetta. Of course, Seele feels that this is not her real name, but more like a code name. But who cares? Anyway, it is the boss lady who provides Seele with food and drink, so Seele doesn't want to delve into these things. What if the boss lady gets angry and doesn't give her food?

The identity of the proprietress is a witch just as the urban rumors say. According to Xier's gossip, the proprietress is at least hundreds of years old and a complete BBA. But who would have thought that such a charming and beautiful lady is actually an old woman.

What the boss lady mentioned before was related to those disgusting angels, but Xier didn't ask about the details. She only knew that the boss lady would sacrifice the angel halo that she killed. Well, it was very witch-like.

“Ding-ling-ling!!”

The ringing of a phone interrupted Xier's thoughts. She reluctantly picked up the receiver of the retro phone and asked in a business voice, "Hello, this is Witch's Tears. Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Hello? Miss Xier? I'm Xiaolan..."

"What is it, Xiaolan..."

Xier's voice returned to normal immediately, and she asked, "Let me guess, your father is drunk again?"

Xiaolan on the other end of the phone laughed awkwardly and said, "Well... so I would like to ask Miss Xier to bring me a hangover drink. Thank you very much."

"It's okay, it's okay. Today is our first day of business. I'm so happy to have customers. How about this? Wait for five minutes and I'll do it right away."

"Okay, thank you so much."

Xier sighed again and then hung up the phone.

"Ah~ I'm so tired, I don't want to move..."

After hanging up the phone, Xier lay down on the bar, with no intention of moving at all. However, the three words "sales" finally urged Xier to stand up and walk behind the bar.

"Let me see what I should put in it this time?"

Xier opened the secret compartment behind the bar and scanned the small labels on the compartment.

"Hmm... rat tails... bat droppings... unicorn tail hairs... mountain flowers... Okay, that's all for now..."

Xier took out those strange things from the secret compartment, then took out a small pot and put all the ingredients into it.

She turned on the fire, looked at the pile of things in the pot and muttered, "Go away, monsters and demons, go away~" With Xier's spell, the things in the pot began to dissolve and eventually turned into a pot of pink potion.

"Everyday life version of the Air Spell! Done!"

Xier shouted loudly.

Air spells are a widely used type of magic that Xier learned from her external teacher, Dad, when she was studying at the academy. However, Xier has no interest in serious Air spells. Instead, she is very talented in some weird things. She even experimented out a whole set of Air spells in the form of life hacks. Dad shook his head and said that if Xier used her talent in the right way, she would definitely be a big shot.

"Okay~ It's time to send it to Xiaolan, otherwise Xiaolan will be in trouble later."

Xier thought about Xiaolan's alcoholic father and couldn't help but sigh. Xiaolan was such a good child, but it was a pity that she was about to become an old woman at such a young age.

"I'm going out, please take good care of the house!"

Xier patted a black cat statue on the bar, and the black cat flashed a barely perceptible red light, then licked Xier's hand, walked to the middle of the bar and lay down.

"jingle"

The wind chimes at the door rang again, and the only two people in the room went out, leaving only the silent tavern and the black cat yawning at the bar.

Chapter 2: The One Favored by Death

'ding dong'

"Xiaolan? I'm here."

"Ah, wait a minute!" Crowdfunding group No. 456127940

Xier stood at the door of Maori Detective Agency, holding the upgraded version of the hangover drink v2.0 that she had carefully prepared.

"welcome!"

Xiaolan welcomed Xier in with a smile.

"Here, the hangover drink you promised me."

Seele handed the pink unknown liquid to Xiaolan, and then looked at Kogoro Mouri who was lying on the table on the other side.

"Who is it...hiccup...hmm?"

Maori Kogoro squinted his eyes and looked at Xier carefully, then said with disappointment: "What? It turned out to be you. I... hiccup... I thought it was the boss lady..."

"(╬￣皿￣), I'm so sorry that I'm not the boss lady!"

Xier said with a wry smile, "This lsp, he just likes the boss lady's figure. I'm not bad either!"

Look at these breasts!

Well... not as big as the boss lady’s.

Look at my legs!

...Uh, not as long as the boss lady...

"What's going on with this subtle feeling of loss..."

Xier said speechlessly. She was obviously also a beautiful girl, but she seemed to be a few points behind the boss lady. Could it be that this was the legendary saying that cuteness could never beat sexiness...

"father!"

When Xiaolan saw her father say such rude words, she quickly stuffed the drink into Kogoro Mouri's hand and helped him drink it.

"I'm sorry... Sister Xier, Dad said some strange things..." Xiaolan quickly apologized to Xier.

Xier wanted to be angry, but when she saw Xiaolan's expression, her anger disappeared. Her face sank, and she waved her hands and said, "It's okay, I'm not angry at all (╬￣皿￣)"

(Hmph! Damn uncle, next time I must add more ingredients to your hangover drink!!)

"Ah ha ha……"

Xiaolan touched the non-existent sweat on her head and smiled awkwardly.

"Eh? Speaking of which, where's your boyfriend?"

Xiaolan looked around, but didn't see the cocky detective boy she usually saw.

"Not my boyfriend..."

Xiaolan blushed and said, "Shinichi, when he came back, he said that he left something somewhere else, so he asked me to come back first. But when I came back, I saw my father drunk on the table..."

"I'm not drunk! This is work! Work!"

Kogoro Mouri, who was still dizzy after taking the hangover medicine, retorted subconsciously.

"Yes, yes, work..."

Xiaolan speechlessly pulled the blanket up, responding to Kogoro Mouri's words.

"It's not easy for you either..." Xier complained as she looked at the father and daughter whose relationship was about to be reversed.

"But... that brat went out by himself..."

Seele seemed to suddenly understand why Bayonetta wanted to go out at this time. Maybe she found out that someone was going to die around that kid again...er

Kudo Shinichi is a very magical person. He seems to be the one favored by the god of death. However, when others are favored by the god of death, they die themselves, but when he is favored by the god of death, others die. Whenever this guy goes out, people will die no matter where he goes. And because he is a detective, he can often solve the case on the spot. He was even given the title of the new century's Sherlock Holmes, which made him very happy.

As for the purpose of Bayonetta going out, Seele had said before that she was looking for angels, and angels often appear around people who have just died. In order to lead people's souls to heaven, angels usually appear in places like funerals and murder scenes. Where there are angels, there is Bayonetta. Shinichi happened to have the most dead people around him, which was where angels often appeared, so Bayonetta identified Shinichi as a tool. As long as he went out, Bayonetta would most likely follow him and then reap a lot of glory.

And for convenience, she also left a little mark on Shinichi. As long as someone dies around Shinichi, she will know immediately and then rush to the scene to hunt down the angel. These two are simply a perfect pair.

"Jingle Bell!!!"

Suddenly, a hurried phone call rang, interrupting everyone's thoughts.

"Moshimoshi? This is the Mouri Detective Agency. Eh? Inspector Megure?"

Since Kogoro Mouri was still drunk, Xiaolan took on the responsibility of communicating. However, after the person on the other end of the phone said a few words, Xiaolan's expression changed obviously.

"Hey! Ask Dad to take the statement? But..."

Xiaolan looked at the sleeping Kogoro with worry. Xier's hangover drink was very effective, but it made people very sleepy. So Maori Kogoro has now become a sleeping Kogoro...

"Huh? Officer Megure?"

However, maybe he heard what Xiaolan said, Maori Kogoro suddenly opened his eyes and said in a half-dizzy voice: "Lan, give me the phone."

"All right……"

Xiaolan handed the phone to Kogoro very obediently.

"Hello? Officer Megure? I'm Kogoro..."

At first, Kogoro Mouri was listening in a half-daze, then he didn't know what he heard, but he suddenly opened his eyes wide, slammed one hand on the table, and stood up.

"What!! Explosion!!"

(Oh? Something happened again?)

Xier took a sip of tea as usual and listened quietly. She did not leave because she had a feeling that she might have something to do in a while.

"Okay! I'll be right there!"

Kogoro Mouri answered soberly, then hung up the phone, picked up the clothes on the chair, and prepared to go out.

"Dad? Where are you going?"

"There's no time to explain. Anyway, I have to go to Inspector Megure." Kogoro Mouri said anxiously.

"But, Dad, how do you drive now?"

Xiaolan looked at Kogoro who was holding the car keys with concern. He should still be in a daze...

"But I can't get a taxi now... There's nothing I can do..."

Kogoro was also extremely anxious at this time. Who would have thought that the place where they were drinking just now had become a ruin. Now Inspector Megure had to go and take the statement himself. This matter could not wait.

"How about I take you there?"

Xier, who had been listening silently on the side, raised her hand. Just as she expected, something happened.

"Eh? Can Sister Xi'er drive?"

Because Xier looks very young, Xiaolan subconsciously thinks that Xier can't drive.

However, Seele, who has undergone the battleship operation teaching in the academy, can guarantee with confidence that there is no vehicle in the world that she cannot drive. Even if there is a Strike Freedom, Seele can drive it like Kira Yamato.

"Of course! Look! This is my driver's license!"

Xier said as she took out a driver's license from her arms. Xier Fule's name was clearly written on it, and even the official seal was clearer than that of ordinary people.

"Hey! It actually works..."

Xiaolan was surprised at first, then she asked Xier to help her, "Then... Sister Xier, thank you for your help..."

"It's okay, it's okay... We've been neighbors for such a long time, I can still help with this little thing."

Xier put away the certificate. As for why Xier, who suddenly came to this world, could have a driver's license within a month, all we can say is Xier YYDs.