I am a green-skinned master

A mortal being would definitely not survive if treated like this, but orcs have strong vitality, and they can still think even if they lose half of their brains and then replenish it.

Later, Bone Crusher changed. Cheng Mingrui thought he was crazy. Bone Crusher thought he could hear what Brother Gao Mao said, that he was the chosen orc and that he must unite all orcs to sweep across the galaxy.

As for whether he could really hear it, or his brain was broken and what he heard was an illusion and noise, anyway, the Bone Crusher himself firmly believed it. So he became a legend, challenging stronger bosses again and again, defeating them, and becoming stronger step by step.

More and more guys also believe that Bonecrusher is God's chosen orc, an orc who is bound to do great things, so they are willing to follow him.

This story is too idealistic, but it also proves that as long as an orc boy's belief is strong enough, the orc genes will make him stronger and stronger, and the waaagh stance and the orcs' thoughts will also make him stronger and stronger.

The purpose of fooling the boys is to strengthen their belief. Cheng Mingrui touched his chin. It would be a waste of time to fool them one by one personally like he did this time.

He had to find someone to help him fool these guys, and a name came to his mind: the crazy boy Kuka.

After sending the newly deceived 'technical guy' to the Jiba factory to tighten the screws, Cheng Mingrui adjusted the positioning system of the power armor and started the Kaka transmitter.

Yellow electric light emerged from the generator behind Cheng Mingrui, instantly enveloping him, then compressed into a small dot and disappeared.

Kuka was dancing in front of the fire. Ever since he heard Cheng Mingrui's words last time, he became more and more convinced that he was the messenger of Mao Erge. His dance was a special ritual that allowed him to communicate better with his god.

His neurotic behavior was no longer despised by other greenskins, and some guys with psychic talents began to follow him. These guys regarded dancing as a form of practice that could improve their psychic powers.

A dozen green-skinned guys followed Kuka and danced a weird dance around the campfire. The scene was so beautiful that Cheng Mingrui, who was teleported over, almost thought he had entered a cult after seeing it. Some evil creatures from the subspace possessed these green-skinned guys.

Because he needed Kuka's help, Cheng Mingrui waited patiently for Kuka to finish his dance. He ended up waiting for an hour, which was really an eye-opening mental torture!

"Kuka, this is what happened..." Cheng Mingrui explained his idea of ​​turning the gun-loving boys and motorcycle-loving boys into technical boys.

"That's it. Just tell these guys that in the eyes of Brother Gao Mao, shooting and racing are just their hobbies. Their talents lie in mechanics and manufacturing."

Cheng Mingrui became more and more excited as he spoke. "Look, as long as they can enter the Jiba factory, more and better equipment will be manufactured. Our development situation will be very good. What do you think?"

"I think you are a bad guy with a lot of bad intentions." Kuka's expression could not be seen because he was wearing a mask.

Furious, Cheng Mingrui slapped Kuka's bald head...gently.

The nervous boy was precious, so he was reluctant to beat him. Besides, he came to ask Kuka for help, not to make an enemy. Cheng Mingrui also valued technical talents.

Kuka has a very stubborn and tough personality, so a hard approach will definitely not work.

Cheng Mingrui's little red eyes were rolling around wildly. Just as Kuka said, Cheng Mingrui had a lot of bad intentions.

"Kuka, you know, I am chosen by Brother Mao, so it is normal for me to hear Brother Mao's oracle." Cheng Mingrui began to make up a story.

Kuka recalled the scene when Cheng Mingrui was fighting with the human political commissar on the Glory Knight. At that time, he really didn't think that Cheng Mingrui was the one chosen by Brother Mao.

But after going through so many things, Cheng Mingrui's performance was very outstanding. He was both cunning and savage. Almost all orcs felt that Cheng Mingrui was Mao Ge's choice, and now Kuka had no doubt about it.

"Yes, sly boss, you are Brother Mao's choice." Kuka nodded.

"Brother Mao taught me a language that can help me communicate better with Brother Mao II. I can teach this language to you. This language is very powerful. Basically, everything you say will come true. This effect is called "words come true." When Cheng Mingrui said the four words "words come true", he used Chinese.

"Of course, everything is conditional. As long as the person who speaks the language is not sincere, or the person who is influenced is not sincere, the effect of the thing coming true will be very poor, or even no effect. So, sincerity will make it work." Cheng Mingrui used Chinese again.

"This... is this true? This, this is unbelievable." Kuka was frightened. He was really willing to believe Cheng Mingrui. Even though he thought Cheng Mingrui was a cunning and bad guy, Cheng Mingrui was also Mao Ge's real choice.

Cheng Mingrui, with a serious face, was delighted in his heart. When he was a human being before, he didn't know why he had such a talent for deceiving people with MLM. Now, as long as he could think of an idea, it would come true. Maybe it was really Brother Mao's blessing.

His lies are impeccable. No matter if it comes true, it means the person who said it is sincere. If it does not come true, it means the person who said it is not sincere, or the person who is influenced is not sincere.

"The language that carries the principle of following one's words is called Chinese." Cheng Mingrui suppressed his laughter and continued seriously, "The oracle that Brother Mao gave me is engraved on my machine tool table. I can still take you there."

The Kaka transmitter was really easy to use. Soon Cheng Mingrui saw Kuka trembling as he touched the Chinese characters he had carved on the machine tool. He was so excited that he almost lost his ability to speak. He touched them over and over again, and didn't even care if the scratches cut his fingers.

"Oh my god, I actually saw a real oracle!" It took Kuka a long time to calm himself down.

Chapter 35 Underground Mushroom Cave

"Slippery boss! You are really the best green-skinned person I have ever seen. I can see Gao Ge's gaze on your left shoulder and Mao Ge's smile on your right shoulder." Kuka's voice was full of fanaticism and piety.

"I can see that Brother Gaomao is protecting you and looking after you. Boss Huatou, I hope to learn Chinese. I want to be a bridge for communication between you and Brother Gaomao."

S~ Why is it so creepy to hear Kuka's description? Cheng Mingrui feels like there is a ghost sitting behind his shoulder. It is true that I am a green-skinned orc now, but we have different cultures, so don't talk nonsense.

Fortunately, my deception was successful, and the next step will be easy.

"Well, I can teach you Chinese slowly, but I can't teach you too much of this powerful language at one time. I can only teach you slowly. If I teach you too much, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it and accept it." Cheng Mingrui said to Kuka kindly and caringly, like a mentor.

"The first sentence is this: 'Main task: immediately erect a statue for Brother Mao, a golden statue, the bigger the better, the more beautiful the better, the more waaagh the better!' Its green language means this..."

Kuka repeated it several times. Maybe it was his first time encountering Chinese and it was quite complicated so he didn’t repeat it very well, but he remembered the meaning.

Cheng Mingrui's purpose was not this sentence, so he comforted her: "It is indeed difficult to learn such a sentence for the first time. I will teach you the second simple sentence now."

The second sentence was the key point that Cheng Mingrui wanted Kuka to learn, so he spoke slowly and carefully, "Besides being a greenskin who is good at fighting, Brother Gao Mao said that you also have a talent for mechanical manufacturing."

This time, Kuka studied more seriously and carefully. He used his psychic power to record what Cheng Mingrui said and recited it over and over again.

"You need to practice these two sentences more. In the recent competitions, you should use the second sentence to tell the losing team. Not only Chinese, but also Greenskin. They can't understand and insincere words will have no effect."

Finally, Cheng Mingrui finally showed his true colors, but at this moment Kuka no longer cared about his purpose. He just wanted to practice Chinese, this magical language, and strive to learn it as soon as possible so that he could communicate with his second brother Mao.

Cheng Mingrui was extremely happy that his plot had succeeded. He kept encouraging Kuka, "Remember to practice Chinese with those guys. It doesn't matter if you fail. As long as you don't give up, you will definitely master the powerful divine language."

Anyway, with my power of thinking, as long as some guys believe in Kuka's words, they will think for themselves and then awaken their mechanical talents, Cheng Mingrui's lies will never be broken.

We are short of manpower now, so it would be good to have one more mechanic guy.

Everything that should be done has been done, and the rest depends on fate. As the eldest brother, Cheng Mingrui has other work to do, such as farming.

Since learning about the strong adaptability of mushroom fields, Cheng Mingrui felt that he had been completely misled by his previous fixed thinking. He could develop mushroom fields and grow mushrooms more effectively and better.

In the past, Cheng Mingrui believed that plants must have sunlight to grow, so except for a small number of mushroom fields placed in natural shelters such as canyons, most of the fields were open-air.

In fact, planting on the surface is too restrictive. Since there is no vegetation on rocky planets, strong winds will cover the sky and sun, making it gray and gloomy, almost swallowing up the world.

During this period, the mushroom fields on the surface also suffered a lot of damage, which seriously affected the reproduction efficiency of the greenskins. There are benefits, that is, the strong wind can carry the greenskin spores to spread better throughout the planet, but the time to produce results will be much slower.

The growth of mushrooms can rely on ecological flora to absorb nutrients from the surrounding environment and at the same time transform the surrounding barren environment, so underground is a better choice.

If planted underground, first of all, there will be no harm from strong winds. Even if there is sunlight on the ground and the mushroom field planting efficiency may be higher, it is not as stable as underground.

However, it is difficult to grow mushrooms on a large scale underground, and digging tunnels to cultivate mushroom holes requires a lot of productivity.

How to improve the efficiency of tunnel digging? Tools! Cheng Mingrui had a design in his mind, which could build a tunnel digging tool like a shield machine to dig holes in a large area.

Each hole can be a bottomless mushroom field. When the green skins inside mature, they can crawl out of it continuously.

But the problem is that such a huge shield machine is difficult to manufacture. It is not possible with the guys who have been treated like beasts of burden now. It will also take time to wait for the mechanical guys to appear in large numbers.

Then Cheng Mingrui can only go himself. With the Jiba Armor, he is the strongest mobile manufacturing factory.

After teleporting and taking away enough construction materials from the only mine, Cheng Mingrui began to work hard. He planned to build a large shield machine within half a month.

Then, while using the shield machine to farm and dig holes, you can also look for minerals, especially gold mines, so as to gild the statue of Brother Gomao as soon as possible.

The metal materials smelted by the boys were piled up randomly aside. The purity, type and size were all different. There was no standardization at all. Each one had its own characteristics, depending entirely on their mood.

When manufacturing precision instruments and equipment, it is definitely not possible without standardization. I think the error compensation should also be reasonable.

One of the three magnetic coils on Cheng Mingrui's back fixes the metal material, another uses a stronger magnetic field to soften the metal material and extract the metal elements Cheng Mingrui needs from it, and the third coil shapes the extracted metal into square metal ingots.

The metal ingot was held in Cheng Mingrui's big claws. The arms of the power armor were equipped with drills, welding machines and cutting equipment. After putting on goggles, Cheng Mingrui began to manually make parts.

Green leather quality, handmade, trustworthy.

Cheng Mingrui, whose mechanical talent was awakened again, was completely immersed in manufacturing. He could not feel the passage of time. When he recovered, most of the basic parts of the shield machine had been completed.

The materials have been used up, and Cheng Mingrui has to go to the mine to restock them.

After the successful transmission, facing the bare mine, Cheng Mingrui almost thought that he had adjusted the coordinates incorrectly. After repeated confirmation, it turned out that he was indeed correct.

It's only been a few days? The mine has already been mined out? Is my memory wrong?

With doubts, Cheng Mingrui was teleported to the entrance of the mine, which was the canyon where the boys often gathered. A simple greenskin city had been built here, with greenskin-style decorations and dilapidated but sturdy and durable houses everywhere.

Unlike usual, the green-skinned guys in the city did not fight or make noise with each other, and most of the houses were empty, which made Cheng Mingrui feel even more strange.

Suddenly, a burst of death heavy metal music came from the center of the city.

Chapter 36: Open Mouth

In the very center of the city is the statue of Brother Mao that Cheng Mingrui built with his boys before he went into seclusion to make the tunnel boring machine. At that time, it was just painted and there was no gold to coat it with.

In order to figure out what happened, Cheng Mingrui activated the Kaka teleporter for the third time. When he was teleported to the center of the city, what he saw made him remember it for the rest of his life.

The clothes hanging on their bodies are considered strange even by the greenskins' aesthetic standards. Kuka and a dozen crazy guys are dancing and singing loudly under the statue of Big Brother Gomao surrounded by golden light!

"Brother Go said it should be bigger!"

Tens of thousands of orc boys below echoed in unison: "Big!!"

"Brother Mao said he wanted to waaagh!"

The green orcs and fart monsters screamed loudly: "waaagh!!"

"We are all good greenskins. We want to destroy the statue of Brother Mao..."

Kuka turned the microphone towards the audience.

"It's so tall and big!!" The audience sang together passionately and excitedly.

"It needs to be even more waaaaagh!!!"

The atmosphere of the entire concert was so high that even the statue of Mao Zedong seemed to be dancing and swaying under the colorful spotlights.

Shouldn't the concert be held by beautiful girls in skirts? Why is it Kuka and his group of green-skinned people who are eye-catching?

No, that's not right. The collision between orcs and beautiful girls cannot pass the review. Stop, stop.

Putting aside the eye-catching costumes, the songs sung by Kuka and the boys are really touching and fit the character and culture of the green skins. What surprised Cheng Mingrui the most was that the pronunciation of the words "Gao Ge" and "Mao Ge" in the lyrics was pure Chinese!

Combined with the golden halo on Brother Gao Mao's head, it seemed that something extraordinary happened during his retreat.

It is impossible to interrupt the concert. The kids who are in high spirits can use axes to chop up Space Marines or Emperor Bane Blades. Even if Cheng Mingrui is the boss, he cannot spoil the fun of the kids.

Cheng Mingrui, who was five meters tall, was soon discovered by the boys nearby. They all pulled him to join the carnival. The clever guy flew over in his flying power armor.

"Hello, Slippery Boss! Slippery Boss waaagh! It's always fun following Slippery Boss!"

After the clever ghost finished singing the tongue twister, he landed at Cheng Mingrui's feet like his most loyal lackey.

"Why are you still following me? With this power armor, ordinary orc boys are no match for you. You can be the boss yourself and lead a group of younger brothers." Cheng Mingrui lowered his head and asked the clever ghost.

The social organization of orcs is very loose. In addition to uniting under a boss with a certain name, they will also lead their own kids or follow the second strongest boss.

As long as the kids are having fun and happy following the boss, they will follow him until the boss dies or is not strong enough, and then the kids will take his place.

"I like the sly boss. The sly boss leads me to charge and fight. The sly boss lets me command the warship and drop cannonballs on the heads of shrimps! The sly boss also made me armor that can fly and fight. I just like to follow the sly boss." The clever ghost said without hesitation.

"Because following the sly boss is fun, exciting, waaaagh!"

Cheng Mingrui knew that the Elf Ghost was as bad as himself, and he might have more tricks in his head than himself. When he lied to other Green Teeth, the lies he told were never the same.

But this time it was different. The clever ghost seemed to be telling the truth, a rare truth from this cunning guy.

With a slap, Cheng Mingrui knocked the clever guy to the ground, "Then you better follow closely. If you fall behind, I won't wait for you."

The clever ghost who was knocked down was not angry. He got up and followed happily.

Later, Cheng Mingrui also joined in the cheerful atmosphere, cheering and singing with the orc boys. This was the first time since he traveled through time that he was so relaxed and vented so wantonly.

Living like a human being always brings endless troubles. Living like a green-skinned person, you can eat when you want to, sing when you want to, fight when you want to, and feel happy and joyful.

After the concert, Cheng Mingrui took a good rest and had a good sleep before going to Kuka to ask what happened while he was away.

"Boss Sly, Chinese is truly the most magical and powerful language I have ever heard of." Kuka danced while answering the question. "After you left, I kept practicing the Chinese pronunciation that I recorded through my psychic powers."

"At first, the other greenskins thought I was crazy again. Later, I told them the second Chinese sentence you taught me. It really didn't work in the first two days."

"Later, my words really worked. Many guys said that they had a lot of mechanical knowledge in their minds, but they couldn't make guns and other equipment. When they had doubts, they came to me."

At this point, Kuka straightened his chest and said proudly: "I told them that this is the divine words that Kuka, the divine messenger who was dealing with Brother Mao, learned from Brother Mao's chosen one, Huatou. It has the effect of making the words come true, and it will work as long as you are sincere."

"Later, those guys showed amazing mechanical talent. In their words, there were endless drawings popping up in their heads. They felt uncomfortable if they didn't finish them, and the more they did, the more excited they felt."

"The fame of the divine words has spread among the boys. Out of curiosity, more and more boys come to me. Sometimes I tell them the first sentence of the divine words, and sometimes I tell them the second sentence. Gradually, the things described in the divine words become true! There are more and more technical boys, and even the statue of Brother Gomao has a circle of golden light!"

Kuka grinned and laughed, "Not only that, every time I shouted 'Gao Ge' in Chinese when I was dancing, Mao Ge could feel that he had touched a powerful existence."

"Boss Sly, I want to learn more Chinese."

Cheng Mingrui panicked. This wasn’t an option. If he taught randomly, what would he do if the greenskins talked nonsense?

His words lead to the law, and everyone is a talker. He may not know what kind of world it is, but it is certain that he will cause chaos and destruction. The changes in the material world will not keep up with the diversity of language. The imbalance between the two will definitely lead to collapse.