I am a green-skinned master
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"It's good to want to be a master of skills, but you need to use your brain more and think more. You should fight first. One day when you are good at fighting, you will understand it clearly. Start with the gear boy." As the smart head spoke, a mechanical arm stretched out from behind and took the plasma gun from Cheng Mingrui's hand.
After carefully examining the plasma gun with his electronic eyes for a while, Smarthead glared at Cheng Mingrui and said, "Watch carefully, learn well, and I'll show you my skills."
Two more mechanical arms extended from the generator behind Smart Head, one was an auxiliary arm and the other was a welding arm. Smart Head looked like a giant Doctor Octopus, with the generator and mechanical arms behind him transforming the plasma gun in front of him.
Some clever fart spirits also dug out a lot of spare parts from the nearby garbage dump for Smart Head to use. After Smart Head's robotic arm took the parts, it would give the fart spirits teeth as compensation, which further motivated the fart spirits.
Fifteen minutes later, the transformation was completed, and a small plasma gun with a completely changed appearance and full of green-skin style was stuffed into Cheng Mingrui's hands.
"The weapon is lame, and the design is a piece of shit. I don't understand how it can still be used." Smarthead said with disdain, "There are only so many things that can be modified. Just use it as it is. When we take over this ship and I become a real master, I will make you a bigger and more powerful Boom Boom."
Looking at the strange-looking plasma gun in his hand, Cheng Mingrui wanted to complain about something, but he didn't know how to complain. This thing was even painted red, and it would explode as soon as the trigger was pulled.
Smarthead thought that Cheng Mingrui was shocked by his brilliant and genius design and was very proud of it. On the one hand, Cheng Mingrui was indeed shocked by Jiba's skill, as he made a weapon with such simple operations, but he was more worried that he would be killed by using this weapon.
"Slippery is a good name. Since the little idiots call you the boss and you are the biggest here, you are in charge of the guys here. Take them to the engine room and kill the shrimps over there. Don't let them blow up the power unit."
The complacent smart head gave the order, then he led his large army and disappeared into the passage they came from with a waaagh.
Cheng Mingrui, who knew that he had escaped from the gates of hell, had not yet figured out how things were going and what he was thinking, when a group of orcs and fart spirits surrounded him, making a lot of noise and talking in a loud manner.
A kid asked, "Slippery boss, where are we going? Where are we going to get some food?"
There were also some kids saying, "Boss, your big boom is so cool, it must be worth so many teeth."
"I think it should be at least 200 teeth."
"Bah! You country bumpkin, don't even think about it if you don't have 300 teeth."
"You are the mountain cannon!"
When there are too many greenskins, trouble is likely to occur. Several guys started to wrestle with each other, and it was threatening to turn into a group fight.
The clever guy at the side chose a box, stood at the highest place, and gave orders to the surrounding fart spirits like a real boss.
All the fart spirits obeyed obediently and cheered for every order from the clever ghost. He seemed to have become the king of fart spirits.
"Hello big slick, big slick waaagh, big slick wants more big bang, big click, big bang!" The Dodger even sang.
Chapter 4 Equipment Upgrade
Looking at the noisy green monsters in front of him, Cheng Mingrui felt that although they were barbaric and cruel, they were also frank and cute. Most importantly, they were very happy, just like a group of carefree big boys.
Greenskin Boss, let's just say he's a greenskin boss. As a greenskin, without a bottom, it's impossible for him to marry a beautiful, rich woman and reach the pinnacle of life. Always fighting is also very dangerous, he could die at any time.
Isn't it dangerous to be reborn as a human? Rebels, Chaos, Zerg, Inquisition, all of them want to kill people, and being a human might kill people faster.
As a happy greenskin, isn't it nice to enjoy the present moment in this dangerous galaxy?
Cheng Mingrui, who had made up his mind, stood up and straightened his back. His vision instantly broadened. He was indeed the biggest in size and height here.
Hanging the modified plasma gun on his waist, Cheng Mingrui raised his hand and slapped a group of green-skinned guys on the head who were fighting with each other. The slap was very crisp and loud, and it was indeed a good start.
No wonder the smart guy also slapped him on the head. Cheng Mingrui became addicted to beating him. He slapped the green-skinned boy's bald head dozens of times before stopping.
It’s not that Cheng Mingrui didn’t want to beat them anymore, but the guys were all knocked down by him. They all squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, saying, “Boss, we surrender. Please stop beating us.”
I don't know where the clever ghost started to follow Cheng Mingrui. When Cheng Mingrui knocked down an orc boy, he kicked him as if he was showing off his power. While kicking, he shouted, "Behave yourself! You can only fight when the slippery boss tells you to, and you can only wag when the slippery boss tells you to wag!"
After the kick, the clever ghost climbed onto Cheng Mingrui's shoulder and said with the most flattering smile and voice: "Slippery boss, smart boss asked us to go to the engine room to fight, shall we set off now?"
"No, wait a little longer, let the boys equip themselves with more weapons and boom, and then set off. Do you know where the power module is?"
This is obviously an imperial warship. Cheng Mingrui doesn't know its size and model. It looks like a huge battleship, equivalent in size to a small city. It would be normal to get lost without a map.
"I don't..." The clever guy was about to say he didn't know, but then he realized that he was on Cheng Mingrui's shoulders. The orc bosses were all cruel and would kill him if he wasn't careful, so he quickly changed his words: "It's impossible for me not to know. Boss, wait a minute, I'll take you there."
After saying that, the Smart Guy jumped off Cheng Mingrui's shoulder, and in the name of the Slippery Boss, he called a group of fart spirits to lead Squig through the group of greenskins and disappeared from Cheng Mingrui's sight.
A few minutes later, Cheng Mingrui finally realized that the clever ghost might have escaped! This possibility was quite high. The fart spirit was such a cunning existence.
"Next time I see the clever ghost, I will crush his head." Cheng Mingrui thought viciously.
"You, yes, you, come here!" Cheng Mingrui pointed at a larger green-skinned guy and ordered.
"What's your name?"
"My name is Iron Claw."
Cheng Mingrui took a look at the greenskin's mechanical claw in front of him and couldn't help but sigh at the casualness of the greenskin's naming.
"Go and count the number of boys, and find some more boys nearby. More boys mean bigger waaagh."
After sending Iron Claw away, Cheng Mingrui shouted to the group of boys, "Are there any gear boys or mechanical boys?"
Soon, five or six orc boys who were slightly smaller but more cunning came to Cheng Mingrui, accompanied by some little guys carrying wrenches and hammers.
"You know, I'm going to take you to kill some shrimps. To kill some shrimps properly, you need better weapons. I'll give you three hours to prepare. I need more big guns, big hacks, big bangs, sticks and bombs. It would be even better if you have motorcycles and killing cans."
Cheng Mingrui has not yet adapted to the pronunciation of the greenskins, and his accent sounds a bit strange to the greenskins.
After saying that, Cheng Mingrui took out a handful of teeth from his body and handed them to the boys in front of him. These were the teeth that the clever guy had just given to him.
The gear boy and mechanical boy in front of him showed a dilemma. Some of them wanted to speak, but they didn't dare to say anything due to the pressure from the boss.
If you want your subordinates to work 996, you must make sure they get enough salary. Cheng Mingrui turned his head and grabbed several guys from the group of greenskins behind him. He punched one of the guys in the face, and the guys' fangs were knocked out one after another.
When the tenth guy was beaten, the serious faces of the gear guys and mechanical guys all broke into smiles. They took out their teeth one after another and patted their chests to assure Cheng Mingrui that they would complete the task.
Under Cheng Mingrui's commands one by one, the noisy and chaotic boys all took action and quickly turned into a state of serious preparation for battle, which was completely different from the mob they just were in, as if they were two different species.
As expected of a weapon created by the ancient saints to fight in the war of heaven, it has the most talent in warfare.
The three hours of preparation time passed quickly. The green-skinned guys under Cheng Mingrui changed their previous image of being a small, barbaric and chaotic group of people and turned into a group of well-equipped and even more brutal killing machines.
The effect of Iron Claw's maneuvering was quite good. After the statistics were completed, the number of orc boys under Cheng Mingrui doubled to more than one thousand. As for the number of fart spirits, there were even more, but the fart spirits were too weak and the orcs didn't care how many there were.
With the help of their teeth, those mechanical guys holding wrenches burst out with amazing initiative and creativity. Not only was every orc boy equipped with a gun that could perform long-range attacks, they also had a few "honghongs" (recoilless guns), and everyone had a stick bomb.
What surprised Cheng Mingrui the most was that the mechanical guys had managed to piece together two 6-meter-high killing tanks using only hammers, wrenches and the scraps and iron from the battleship. The passage became crowded because of their presence.
The killing jar is a real killer weapon. The big claw on the left mechanical arm has amazing bite force. Even the green-skinned boss can be cut in half by one claw.
On the right arm is a ridiculously large circular chainsaw, the size and speed of which are simply beyond the capability of the human body to handle, and it is capable of sawing a tank in half.
There is a pair of double-linked guns on the front of the killing tank. The boys prefer to call it Big Ta-Ka. Two fart spirits sit on it, ready to vent their anger of bullets on the enemy at any time.
Everything is ready except for the east wind. With such a waaagh team, Cheng Mingrui believes that nothing can stop them and the green tide will overwhelm everything.
But the question is where is the power cabin? If you want to fight someone, you have to find a place and an enemy. Cheng Mingrui thought of the clever ghost who escaped.
Just when they were thinking about how to crush this cunning fart spirit to death next time, the shouting of the sly boss came from behind the boys.
Chapter 5 Subspace
Following the sound, the clever ghost squeezed out from between the two green-skinned men and was about to jump onto Cheng Mingrui's shoulders when he was grabbed by Cheng Mingrui with a slap.
"Good boy, how dare you come back!" Cheng Mingrui roared.
"Boss Slippery, spare me! I found the way to the power cabin!" Feeling the strong pressure coming from the big hand holding him, the clever ghost shouted hurriedly.
This shout really saved his life. Cheng Mingrui loosened his clenched hands and said, "If you dare to lie to me, I will crush you into pulp and feed you to Tiao Tiao."
"Nervous boy! I found the crazy boy! They can use magic, and magic will lead us to the power cabin!"
Cheng Mingrui followed the direction pointed by the clever ghost and saw a strange green-skinned man with a strange mask, like a priest performing rituals in a primitive tribe.
Cheng Mingrui is quite familiar with the psycho boys. The greenskins like to call them psycho boys or psychopaths and are a little discriminatory towards them, but in fact, the psycho boys are very powerful and are the greenskin psychics.
In the Warhammer 40k universe, psionic power is very common and powerful, and can turn decay into magic. Most intelligent life forms can use psionic power, except for a certain blue race.
Power always comes with a price, and so does psionic power. The release of all psionic power must be based on the greatest civilization threat in the 40k universe - the Warp.
The subspace is another dimension of the conventional universe. It is chaotic and bizarre, with no concept of time and infinite dimensions, making it difficult for life in the conventional universe to understand what the subspace is.
No one can explain its origin, principle, and operating logic. The current intelligence is that after the War in Heaven, the subspace was destroyed by the manic emotions generated by intelligent life.
Extreme emotions such as anger, hatred, sadness, killing, pleasure, and revenge make the subspace a very dangerous place.
The existence of the four evil gods has made this place a paradise for demons. Anyone who enters the subspace will face 99% malice and 100% danger.
Almost all life with souls will have projections in the subspace. The stronger the soul, the stronger the projection and the stronger the psychic power it possesses.
For example, the Eldar, almost everyone of them can use psychic powers, but their souls have always been Slaanesh's favorite food.
Humans are not having an easy time either. Their psychics are often bewitched by demons or have their bodies taken over, becoming a springboard for demons to invade reality.
The humans now play the same big game as the Eldar did. Their long-standing belief in the God-Emperor has transformed the Emperor who sits on the Golden Throne into something else, a psychic sun burning brightly in the Warp.
To other races, he is equivalent to the fifth evil god. It is unknown whether humans will follow the old path of the elves in the future and use the future of their own civilization to forge the throne of the new evil god.
But! These problems do not exist at all for the orcs. The orcs' psychic energy does not come from the warp, but from the orcs' own waaagh position.
The orcs' waaagh is not a simple howl or war cry. Waaagh is real and is a spiritual stance unique to the orcs.
Those particularly talented orcs will be able to sense the waaagh stance and use it as psychic power. Therefore, the biggest feature of the waaagh stance is that the more green monsters there are, the happier they are, the stronger the waaagh stance will be, and the stronger the power that the crazy boy can mobilize, and there are basically no side effects.
Based on the orcs' souls, there are two powerful gods who protect the souls of every orc, namely Gao Ge and Mao Ge. In the orcs' concepts, they are all Gao Ge and Mao Ge's lackeys, as cunning and barbaric as Gao Ge and Mao Ge.
"The clever guy said you have a way to help us find the power cabin. You'd better have a way. I don't have much patience." Cheng Mingrui put his hand on the plasma gun at his waist, imitating a traditional green-skinned boss, trying to be smart and threaten the crazy boy in front of him.
"Okay, Brother Gao and Brother Mao are guiding me in the front." After saying that, the crazy boy even danced a dance. The crazy boy with the mask looked more and more like a charlatan.
Cheng Mingrui frowned, it was really hard to believe this.
Let the crazy boy use the waaagh stance to attack the enemy, and use the Gogo fist and Gogo big kick to crush the enemy. Cheng Mingrui has no doubt about their lethality.
But can waaagh energy do delicate work like giving directions?
While Cheng Mingrui was thinking, the clever ghost climbed onto his shoulder and whispered in his ear: "All crazy kids are like this, most of them are weirdos and psychopaths. Don't worry, boss, let him try first.
I also found a lot of Squiggs, they have very sensitive noses, let them look for shrimps, one by one they will find the engine compartment sooner or later."
Glancing at the Clever Ghost, Cheng Mingrui wondered why this fart spirit was so cunning and had a backup plan. He was afraid that among the fart spirits who were generally full of bad intentions, the Clever Ghost was one of the worst.
It would be a pity to kill this kind of talent, no, it is the talent among the green skins, so let's use it first.
The crazy boy said his name was Kuka and he was a prophet. Then he began to spread the gospel of Brother Gao Mao and publicize the oracles from his mouth, which he didn't know whether they were true or false.
If Cheng Mingrui hadn't known that greenskin psychics were relatively valuable, he would have slapped them like a traditional greenskin boss.
Cheng Mingrui held down Kuka with his hand to stop him from dancing and told him to hurry up and find the power compartment.
Maybe he knew that he couldn't go too far in front of the boss, so Kukka started to make trouble. He hummed and spoke in a gibberish language that no greenskin present could understand. Coupled with Kukka's awkward dance, all the greenskins were confused.
Cheng Mingrui wondered if he had been infected with a mental illness, and actually believed the lies of Smarty and Kuka, causing them to become ill.
Finally, when Cheng Mingrui's patience was about to reach its limit, Kuka stopped dancing, pointed in one direction, and said to the three passages over there: "Brother Mao has given instructions. Let the boys go through that place and they will definitely achieve their goal."
Looking at the three passages, Cheng Mingrui was silent. Which one was this? Was he being fooled?
The green guys didn't care about all that. When they saw Kuka pointing out the direction, they all became excited. They had been preparing for so long just to have a good fight.
I don’t know which disobedient kid shouted “waaagh!!!”, and all the kids shouted and rushed into the three passages.
Cheng Mingrui's jaw dropped to the ground in shock. You guys are so happy! Just have fun! You just go when you say go, waaagh when you say waaagh!
Chapter 6 Astra Militarum Elite
"Slippery boss, let's go quickly and do something stupid, otherwise the fun will be taken away by those guys!" The clever ghost excitedly grabbed Cheng Mingrui's arm and seduced him.
Cheng Mingrui looked at the clever guy with an old man's mobile phone face, he was helpless. The thinking of the greenskins seemed to be like this, sometimes they were very smart, and sometimes they were as stupid as fools.
Seeing that the other greenskins were having fun and there were fewer and fewer guys around him, Cheng Mingrui didn't care anymore. He just wanted to have fun with the greenskins anyway.
So he also roared, and rushed into the passage with the most people together with the biggest and strongest guys around him and the killing cans.
Kuka found a larger Squig from somewhere, rode on it and followed.
Perhaps with the blessing of Brother Gomao, the group of greenskins led by Cheng Mingrui soon encountered human defense positions.
Hundreds of elite human soldiers carrying energy packs and holding heavy laser guns, relying on several heavy weapons and built metal shelters, blocked the greenskins' way.
As for whether the human soldiers are guarding the power cabin, the greenskins don’t care. They will just find the right one and fight first.
But the passage is too narrow, which greatly limits the greenskins' ability to take advantage of numbers.
There is a big gap between the heavy laser gun and the 'flashlight' just now. The power is much higher. The previous 'flashlight' took more than ten shots to kill a kid, but now the heavy laser can kill a kid with just one shot in the head.
If there were only a group of knife-wielding boys, they would definitely not be able to break through in this direction, but the large number of teeth that Cheng Mingrui had just spent played a key role.
Many orc boys were equipped with daks and big guns. They roared and shot at the human soldiers, and they were not at a disadvantage when they were shooting at the human elites behind the bunkers.
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