I am a green-skinned master
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"I also think the name 'Slippery Boss' is good. It sounds very domineering and fierce, just like Brother Gao Mao." Kidd affirmed Dio's words, which surprised Cheng Mingrui even more. These two guys are still in a competitive and sabotaging relationship.
"That's right. What are Enterprise and Natural Selection? What are they? They have nothing to do with arrogance, dominance, and coolness. In front of the cunning boss, they are nothing!" Dio said with deep approval.
Cheng Mingrui began to doubt his own aesthetic taste... Feeling a little unconfident, he found a few more guys, and they all thought that the name "Slippery Boss" was good and sounded invincible.
Cheng Mingrui realized that he had a blind spot in his thinking. The greenskins would not think that you are awesome just because you give it an awesome name. It is you who is awesome, not the name. Because you are awesome, the things named after you will be awesome.
For example, Political Commissar Yarick's nickname is Old Cannon Eyes, which doesn't sound nice at first glance, but it doesn't stop the greenskins from thinking that the name is awesome. Later, Old Cannon Eyes became more and more awesome.
Later, Cheng Mingrui himself accepted it. It seemed that his deeds had taken root in the hearts of the boys. They instinctively felt that the cunning boss was wild, domineering, and invincible in every way.
This is the logic behind the orc bosses becoming stronger and stronger. How can they not be stronger if they are thought of by the boys every day? The name of the new flagship has been chosen, it is called the Slippery Boss. I hope that the boys' thoughts will also make this battleship stronger and stronger.
After the name was finalized, Cheng Mingrui had a technical briefing with his technical boy. His idea changed a little bit. He wanted not only firepower, but also armor and mobility.
It is basically impossible to have both, and everything. Just like playing a real-time strategy game, defending everything is equivalent to not defending anything. The opponent can just focus on one route and you can break through.
Let me briefly introduce the characteristics of warships of each race.
The Empire of Man: There are Imperial Navy warships, Space Marine strike warships, and Mechanicus warships. They all have their own characteristics, and it is not possible to explain them in a few words.
In general, the warships of the Empire of Man are quite comprehensive, with both close combat and long-range combat, thick armor, strong maneuverability in turning, and very good at direct confrontation with the enemy. The disadvantage is that they are too comprehensive and lack distinctive features. (For those who want to try the Warhammer 40k Gothic Fleet, I highly recommend using the Empire of Man to practice first.)
Eldar: Eldar warships are also divided into Eldar Pirates, Ark Eldars, and Dark Eldars. The details are also not mentioned here. Eldar warships rarely consider heavy armor, but prefer high mobility and high firepower. The fighting style of Eldar warships tends to be sneak attacks and kiting. They are good at one-shot killing and then quickly leaving the battlefield, but the Eldar warships have weak resistance to attacks.
Necrons: They have high firepower, high armor, and high structure, and can recover quickly after being injured. Except for mobility, they are very strong in other aspects. They are best at fighting all enemies head-on and crushing them.
Orc warships: That's hard to say, because the tech masters are so casual, there are all kinds of warships. Some are made of garbage, some are transformed from warships of other races, or some are hollowed out meteorites and transformed into warships.
So there are Orc warships with all kinds of characteristics, but they all have one thing in common: excess firepower, durable structure, extremely fast charge speed, and a lot of randomness.
There is a characteristic of naval battles of Orc warships. Many Orcs don't care about winning or losing, they only care about whether the fight is exciting or not.
Cheng Mingrui was also an orc, so he had to max out his armor and firepower. In terms of firepower, he planned to install the Necrons' anti-Star weapons, and max out all the other squeaking cannons. After he finished the design, he would ask Dio to add more firepower.
In addition to the traditional orc stacking thickness of armor, He also plans to use the living metal of the Necrons in key structures. There are many Necrons reactors in the folded space, which are enough to support the living metal to be continuously broken down and regenerated.
After the battleship is built, Cheng Mingrui is also going to form a damage control team of the fart spirits. After all, the internal space is large and can be repaired at any time if it is damaged. The void shield system must also be the strongest, so that the reactor that the fart spirits worked so hard to build will not be wasted.
Maneuverability is the shortcoming of the Orc warships and also the aspect that worries Cheng Mingrui the most.
The Slippery Boss he designed is extremely large in size. Even if it is compressed again, its radius is still 50 kilometers. It is an absolute behemoth. Coupled with its heavy firepower and thick armor, such a warship is destined to have low maneuverability.
Solving the problem of mobility is what Cheng Mingrui thinks about the most and is the most difficult to solve. It is not easy to think of everything.
Watching his technical guys busying around, moving a large number of orc reactors and Kaka teleporters into the folding space very quickly using the method of you teleporting me and I teleporting you, Cheng Mingrui suddenly felt that he had a new idea.
Cheng Mingrui has accumulated too much Necromancer technology in the Necromancer's laboratory, and now it is time to make a breakthrough.
The Necrons have no psychic technology, they cannot enter the warp, and therefore cannot use the warp to navigate in hyperspace.
The superluminal navigation method they use is called the inertia-free engine. Before Cheng Mingrui traveled through time, he did not understand the logic of this inertia-free engine, because this engine can "directly" allow the Necrons' spacecraft to reach superluminal speeds in the conventional universe, which is dozens or even hundreds of times the speed of light.
The theory of relativity tells us that the speed of light cannot be exceeded. Any object with mass cannot reach the speed of light, but can only get infinitely close. The energy required for an object to reach the speed of light is infinite.
Before, Cheng Mingrui thought that this was something GW made up. He just casually made up a cool concept and had no idea how to make it work.
Now, with the ability to quickly deconstruct all mechanical creations, he was able to crack the logic of the inertia-free engine from the Necrons.
If the scientific and technological content and theoretical logic in it were placed on Earth, Cheng Mingshui would be able to write hundreds of thousands of papers, and each of them would be of high quality and worthy of a Nobel Prize.
No, it is very likely that you will not get it, because with the level of technology on Blue Star, it is impossible to understand these most basic papers. The most likely thing for others is that the person who wrote these papers is a lunatic with a wild imagination.
Simply put, the idea of the inertia-free engine is to change the physical laws of the real universe and create a cosmic law in which the speed of light can be infinitely surpassed. Because there is no inertia in this law space, this engine is named the inertia-free engine.
When he understood the inertia-free engine, Cheng Mingrui was also very stunned. He could only say that they were worthy of being a cheating race that invented weapons against star gods and defeated the true gods of the material world. The degree of their outrageousness was extremely outrageous.
In the real universe, the inertia-free engine is a bit like a teleportation device. Combined with the orcs' powerful Kaka teleporter (the orcs' teleportation technology can even teleport objects as big as the moon, called the battle moon), Cheng Mingrui plans to abandon the working fluid engine maneuverability and maneuver through battlefield jumping.
Chapter 120 Spiritual Inheritance
In Cheng Mingrui's opinion, although my Slippery Boss is big and bulky, with low acceleration and flexibility, I can flash!
Even though the inertia-free engine requires a CD period each time it is used, you can still use the Orcs' Kaka Teleporter during the CD time. This kind of flash maneuver is enough for fleet decisive battles in conventional universes.
My idea is really good. Cheng Mingrui really came up with a battleship with high firepower, high armor and high maneuverability. The green-skinned King of Ideas deserves his title!
The problem of design ideas has been solved, and the only thing left is the production capacity issue. It is better to have more technical guys.
Snap, Cheng Mingrui snapped his fingers elegantly, and used psychic link to connect with the crazy boy Kuka, intending to let Kuka trick some more ordinary boys into becoming technical boys.
"Ah, sly boss! What do you want from me?" Kuka's mean voice came from the psychic link, but his attitude was much more dignified than before. He didn't have the attitude of "I'm the messenger of God from Big Brother Mao, and I never give face to others when I speak" at all.
Kuka's personality has changed. This Kuka is just a new Kuka with Kuka's memory. What Cheng Mingrui did was not the kind of resurrection he expected. Such a resurrection could probably only be done by a god with the corresponding authority.
Alternatively, if Cheng Mingrui's own special ability is upgraded from deconstructing machinery to deconstructing everything, he can reshape the soul and flesh from the source and truly resurrect life.
If I had this skill, wouldn't it be just right for the Necrons' race resurrection? Then the Silent King would be able to easily control them... Never mind, I'm thinking too far ahead. That kind of bug ability is not that easy to obtain.
"Kuka, what are you doing?" In order not to make Kuka nervous, Cheng Mingrui planned to chat casually first.
"I'm doing a consecration ceremony. The technical guys built a statue of Brother Gomao on the keel of the ancient giant. They think that after the statue is consecrated, the subsequent construction will go smoothly. It's just... it's just... I've already jumped twice, and the statue still hasn't glowed."
Cheng Mingrui remembered that Kuka didn't seem to be living a good life after his resurrection. It was said that many people suspected that he was a fake liar, and some crazy boys bullied him. Kuka's new body was not strong enough.
If this continues, the newly 'resurrected' Kuka will most likely be eliminated by the orc society. It was only when Cheng Mingrui personally came forward and said that it was he who resurrected Kuka, thus confirming his identity, that Kuka's situation became a little better.
Through psychic communication, Cheng Mingrui could not hear any noise other than Kuka's voice, but he judged from the emotions in the communication that the situation on Kuka's side was probably not very good.
It's time to take action. Cheng Mingrui also hopes that the new Kuka can take on the responsibilities of the old Kuka again, and turn more guys into technical guys in the name of Mao Erge. This is a very critical part of improving production capacity.
The ten-year shipbuilding time must be compressed into one year.
The Kaka teleporter is activated!
On the dragon bones of the ancient giant, in front of a statue that was almost transformed into a crazy King Kong, Kuka was dancing alone in an awkward and unskilled way. The crazy guys who used to follow him had already left.
Below the stage, the core technical guys of the shipbuilding industry, as well as the little idiots who were helping out, were all unhappy and started to curse at each other.
"Is this weirdo with the flower mask okay? It's been so long, why hasn't the statue glowed golden yet?"
"I also think he's not good enough. The sly boss said he was the resurrected Kuka Prophet, but I still don't think that's right. He's too small and not proficient in the rituals."
"Could it be that the sly boss made a mistake?"
"Yes! I heard from Boss Bronzehead that Prophet Kuka was crushed and exploded, and his body could not be seen. How can he be resurrected just like that?"
The sounds of guns being loaded, click, click, can be heard one after another. Almost every technical boy has his own big gun, which is also the purpose of being a technical boy.
When he realized that he might be shot by hundreds of guns, Kuka danced even more nervously and almost fell down after stumbling.
Several technical guys have raised their big guns and aimed at Kuka who is about to fall.
With a bang, a golden flash exploded between the big gun and the Kuka. Cheng Mingrui, who was wearing power armor and was 10 meters tall, stood between the two.
This sudden change prevented the technical guys from pulling the trigger on the big gun.
"Slippery boss!" The voices of the technical guys around were full of surprise. Cheng Mingrui's deeds and reputation have been admired by all the greenskins.
After Cheng Mingrui landed, he looked around and shouted at the technical guys, "What? You think you can shoot me with this junk in your hands?"
The technical guys quickly dropped their guns and raised their hands, "No, how dare we shoot at the slippery boss."
A technical guy leaned over and pointed behind Cheng Mingrui. However, since Cheng Mingrui was too big, no matter how he pointed it didn't feel right.
"Slippery boss, it's this guy, the guy behind you. He is not the Kuka Prophet at all, he is a fake! He can't perform shaman dances, and he can't consecrate the statue of Mao." The technical boy had to explain the situation with excitement.
Cheng Mingrui looked at Kuka, who was sitting on the ground with cold sweat behind him, and then looked at the technical boy in front of him. He sighed with some regret in his heart. The Kuka who was always confident was indeed dead.
It's time to show real skills, the secret of mouth-to-mouth is activated!
"Hey, I don't blame you for wanting to shoot Kuka. The current Kuka is definitely not the messenger of the powerful Second Brother Gomao, let alone a prophet. He is just an ordinary crazy kid now." Cheng Mingrui sat on the ground with a worried look on his face.
Hundreds of technical guys felt like a mountain was sitting in front of them, and the ground was shaking. At the same time, they were also very curious about what could have made such an awesome, powerful, and cunning boss show such an expression.
Including the new Kuka, he also pricked up his ears and looked at Cheng Mingrui seriously.
After his emotions were brewing, Cheng Mingrui recalled, "Last time when we fought with the Star God Fragments, there were only me and some big guys in it at first."
"There were only a few hundred of us, and we had to fight against the Star God fragments that were as tall as the incarnation of the second brother. Many bosses were frightened at the time, and even I didn't know where to start.
The Star God fragment is too big, like a mountain range. Although I have the strength to lift a mountain, the mountain range is endless and it is not so easy to deal with it. "
"At that time, I heard a roar, as if it was the roar of Brother Gao Mao in my ear."
"The guy who roared like that is none other than the messenger of Brother Gomao, the prophet Kuka. He is the only orc who has no fear or panic, only pure bravery."
"He is a good orc." Cheng Mingrui concluded when many orcs were yearning for Kuka's bravery.
Chapter 121 Orcs with a Sense of Mission
"Every orc has his own mission, and you will also have your own mission in the future. The mission of Kuka, the messenger of the second brother Gao Mao, is to convey the oracle of the second brother Gao Mao and tell us what the second brother Gao Mao wants to say."
All the orcs, including Kuka, nodded in agreement.
"Faced with the fragments of the Star God, Kuka shouted on behalf of the second brother Gao Mao, "Fuck him!" At that moment, infinite courage rose in the hearts of all the big guys."
"Our battle cry resounded throughout the space. We were so small that we shook the entire mountain with our attacks and courage."
Cheng Mingrui's voice also became high-pitched. Although he was trying to fool people, his feelings were not fake at the time. The orcs were just a group of hot-blooded bastards.
"The Star God Fragment was scared. He shamelessly targeted Kuka. He used his body to crush him. The tiny Kuka was still attacking with his fists at the last moment after being crushed."
"At the last moment of his life, Kuka was still fulfilling his mission and carrying out the oracle of Mao Erge."
Cheng Mingrui's words made the orcs around him excited, and they wished they were the ones fighting against the Star God fragments at that time. Kuka was even more emotional, as he had all these memories, but it was not like he was experiencing them personally, but like watching a picture.
One of the technical guys even said loudly: "This is all true. Boss Tongtou was there at the time. He boasted to us many times!"
"I am Slippery, the chosen one of the Second Brother Gomao. Kuka is the Second Brother Gomao's messenger. Kuka is responsible for conveying the oracle, and I am Slippery responsible for fulfilling the oracle. If the Second Brother Gomao says to destroy the Star God fragments, I will destroy Him."
"It's hard for me to explain the situation at that time. Anyway, Kuka used his own life to help me establish a connection with Gomao Erge, and then Gomao Erge's incarnation appeared in reality.
How can a mere fragment of the Star God compare to the second brother of Gomao? The fragment of the Star God, which was completely suppressed by the second brother of Gomao, was beaten up by us. Later, Dio also came in, and almost all the guys also teleported in. We beat up the fragment of the Star God together, and I ate it with the help of the second brother of Gomao. "
The technical guys who participated in that battle had glowing faces of excitement, while some of the newly born guys had regrets on their faces, truly regretting not crawling out of the ground earlier so they could take part in such a fierce battle.
Seeing that the emotional foundation was in place, Cheng Mingrui pulled the new Kukara behind him to his front, squatted down, and tried his best to meet his eyes.
The new Kuka was a little panicked and his eyes were a little evasive.
"Kuka, you can do it. I, the fucking God, have chosen you. No matter how many times you, the fucking God, die, I will revive you. This is your new life. The previous Kuka used his life to complete his mission. You can do it too. You will definitely be able to do it. You are Kuka!"
Seeing the cowardly look of Xin Kuka, Cheng Mingrui slapped him on the head.
"You have to believe in yourself. If you don't believe in yourself, other orcs won't believe in you either. In that case, it's better for them to shoot you with their rifles. Then I can revive a Kuka, and he will definitely have a stronger sense of responsibility and mission than you."
Cheng Mingrui raised his head, looked at the technical boy nearby, and said: "War is the life and mission of the orcs. Dying on the most waaagh battlefield is the best destination for most orcs. You must also believe that you are extraordinary and can do the most awesome deeds on the battlefield!"
"I, Sly, am Brother Fucking's chosen one. I will start the most whaaaghest war in the galaxy, and I hope to see you perform some awesome tricks on the battlefield next time."
Cheng Mingrui described the technical guys as a group of silly monkeys, making oohs and hahahaes all the time, as if they wanted to rush to the battlefield and perform well right away.
Then, Cheng Mingrui looked down at Xin Kuka and said, "Go dance and consecrate the statue of Brother Gao Mao."
Xin Kuka was a little timid, "But I'm not very skilled in dancing."
Cheng Mingrui pushed him out directly. "You are Kuka, the prophet, and the messenger of God who is fighting against Mao. As long as you do it and you believe in it, you can consecrate the statue."
Being carried onto the stage, the new Kuka had no choice but to start dancing. He kept brainwashing himself, "I am Kuka, the messenger of the second brother Gomao! The slippery boss said I can do it, the god-chosen one of the second brother Gomao said I can do it."
As he danced, he kept saying to himself, "I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!"
All the technical guys also looked at the new Kuka with great anticipation, watching his clumsy dancing, watching him dance around and around the statue of Gomao Erge.
It seems... there is no effect. It seems that the new Kuka is not confident enough.
Just when the technical guy was feeling disappointed, suddenly, a circle of golden light appeared on the head of the statue of Brother Gaomao, shining brightly and looking very cool.
"waaagh!!" The technical boys cheered collectively. They were cheering for the statue and also for the new Kuka.
Shinkuka stopped dancing and stared blankly at the shiny statue, "waaagh!!", he also howled.
He really began to think that what the slippery boss said was right. He was an orc with his own mission. He was Kuka, the messenger of God of the second brother Gomao. He wanted to follow the God-chosen Waaagh of the second brother Gomao and travel across the entire galaxy.
Cheng Mingrui smiled slightly, and quietly turned off the light that he had just teleported to the back of the statue. It was no longer needed now, as the orcs' power of thought had already gilded the statue.
This golden light is actually very strange. The orcs don’t like gold, but no orcs think about it too much, so they just leave it like that.
He looked at Kuka, who was dancing excitedly in front of the statue, and felt relieved and satisfied, as if he was a father watching his child grow up.
"Kuka, do you still remember the divine words I taught you?"
"Remember! Slippery Boss!"
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