After being stranded on a deserted island, they all plotted against me

When you fall asleep, you won’t be hungry anymore.

When I wake up tomorrow morning, I will eat another banana tree for breakfast.

She tried hard to hypnotize herself.

Qin Ruoyan’s current condition is very bad, and Zhang Liu is also facing big problems.

It was not because he was hungry, but because he found that the roof of the shelter was built very quickly, completing it in less than ten minutes.

But it is very troublesome to build the windproof side.

Because of the tilt angle, there is gravity.

So Zhang Liu's original plan of putting the palm leaves first and then pressing the branches on top, tying a few corners, and then using the pressure of the branches to directly clamp the palm leaves and fix them firmly was completely unfeasible.

Every time this palm tree is put up, the first few pieces become loose, and if two more pieces are put up, they will fall off.

Not to mention the oncoming wind that constantly blows the palm leaves away from their pre-determined fixed points.

As the sky was getting darker and the damp smell in the air was getting stronger, Zhang Liu knew that he didn't have much time left to build a shelter.

He had no choice but to change his strategy. He first fixed twelve of the twenty-four branches on the yellow sand and the "beam", and then stuffed large palm leaves directly into the gap.

Each palm leaf is wrapped around the three branches that form the Chinese character "川", which means it is trapped in a disguised way.

Then fix the remaining twelve in a cross shape with six inside and six outside.

Although he was not sure whether it could block the strong wind, Zhang Liu still lay down in this small shelter after doing all this.

It's not airtight. Instead, there's wind blowing in from the gaps between the palm leaves. However, this is much better than facing the sea breeze directly.

Eat the last few sips of water in the bottle together with the banana cores that you picked out when picking palm leaves in the jungle as a pre-meal filling.

Zhang Liu took out a piece of lamb butt meat and began to chew it carefully.

It was cold and hard and didn't taste good.

But he took each bite carefully, holding it in his mouth for a long time until the cold meat was completely softened by the temperature of his mouth before he was willing to swallow it into his stomach.

If you eat it this way, you won’t get much meat.

But I will eat it slowly so that the taste of meat stays in my mouth longer.

Section 1# Let’s build a settlement on the deserted island first: This is the statement that every book must write before it is released.

Let me insert here something that the author encountered in real life.

He is different from many of Pineapple Bun’s young classmates.

Xuxu is already a 27-year-old uncle.

I originally planned to write 10,000 words every day in the last week, and then upload it to the online store after accumulating 100,000 words.

But here, I can only say sorry.

Because of the drag of real-life things, 100,000 words became 40,000 words, missing an H.

I'm really sorry!

Then the author also has to talk about what happened in reality.

As a 27-year-old author, I naturally have to face the pressure of life.

A large part of them come from blind dates.

The reason why I didn’t save the manuscripts to a satisfactory number in time was also because of this!

To be honest, the whole thing is pretty outrageous.

I wouldn’t even dare to write this in my novels.

Last Sunday night, after working overtime for 987 hours and preparing to save a -word manuscript in my rental house to give my readers a big surprise, I suddenly received a call from my mother.

"I've arranged a blind date for you at XX Cafe."

Ah!

As a second man...

No, it should be that as a man who is efficient and quick in doing things, how could the author give up the opportunity to please the readers because of a woman?

With the corner of his mouth twisted, I said directly: "No, I have to work overtime today!"

"Stop talking nonsense. Do you know who she is?" Upon hearing the words of her unfilial descendants, a fifty-year-old aunt lying on the massage chair tore off her facial mask and spoke with a sneer.

"Who is it?" The good-for-nothing son and failed author who can't get a promotion or a raise, and doesn't know how to live off his parents, is still stubborn: "I'm telling you this, let alone a woman, even if the emperor comes, I won't go!"

"She is Qing XX!"

When the author heard what I said, he immediately imagined two beautiful legs in black stockings with well-proportioned flesh and bones.

Qing XX, my direct supervisor who works in the same office, would slowly take off her stockings before leaving get off work every day, take out a bag from the office locker and take them away.

She is using this dirty trick to make her only subordinate work overtime until eight o'clock every day!

By the way, that only subordinate is the author.

"Gurgle..." After swallowing twice in a very uncooperative manner, the author began to briefly confirm the situation with his mother.

The author spent a full five minutes tidying up his hair and adjusting his clothes, then set off on his bicycle.

The target is a cafe three kilometers away.

All for a free dinner and possible bare thighs!

During the rush hour, no matter whether it is a Ferrari, Rolls-Royce, Bentley or BMW, they can only look at the taillight of my bicycle and sigh with regret.

The approximate content is estimated to be:

That day, I saw a 28-ton truck while stuck in traffic. I don’t remember the details, but the taillight was very red…

It's like running at sunset.

....................................

The distance of only three kilometers is insignificant compared to the benefits of beautiful legs.

Soon the author arrived at the coffee shop.

The atmosphere is a little weird.

This coffee shop is indeed notorious for ripping off customers. To be honest, if my mother hadn't promised that she would help pay the bill, the author who earns 4,000 yuan a month would not dare to get close to the door.

I was afraid that if I took a few more breaths of the sweet air, the waiter would come out and ask for money.

But there will always be more rich people.

Plus the coffee here is good.

The author used to come here often to drink before he got crazy and decided to move out on his own.

So under normal circumstances, there should be several tables of guests inside.

But today, after the author parked the car, he walked to the door in a hurry.

Not to mention the waitresses who are curvy and thin in the middle, there isn't even a barista who has nothing to do but twist beans all day long.

Only the female boss Qing XX was waiting for the author at a nearby dining table, wearing a work uniform and raising her two tender white legs.

On the table in front of him were two cups of coffee, each priced at over 5,000 yuan, and two desserts, each priced at over 1,000 yuan.

These all require payment first and then delivery of the goods.

It seems that I am very sincere.

Looking at this scene, the author felt a little relaxed.

"Um... hello?"

Although I have already made it clear on the phone that the other party is just using blind date as a cover, the real purpose is to discuss business cooperation worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

But the author could never have imagined that while this female boss was busy taking off her stockings at work, she actually had a business empire worth hundreds of millions.

If you have this ability, why do you still work 987 every day to earn more than yuan a month?

"I never thought you were Aunt Chen's son." After seeing the author, Qing XX, who used to look down on the author, smiled and stood up, dragged his chair away and said, "Forget about the blind date. I mainly want to discuss cooperation with you."

If Qing XX's behavior happened in the office, the author would subconsciously suspect whether there was a Broadsword mine placed under the stool to target the enemy.

But now we are discussing business, so the status of both parties is equal!

So the author sat on it directly.

He was the first to take out two lunch boxes and a thermos from his pocket.

First put all the pastries worth more than a thousand yuan into a lunch box.

Then put all the provided sugar cubes and cream into the second lunch box.

Finally, I picked up the cup of coffee worth more than 5,000 yuan and poured it into the thermos.

After thinking for a few seconds, he didn't leave out the tissues and toothpicks and put them all in his pocket!

Qing XX was obviously stunned by this scene, and the waiter who appeared quietly beside him was also stunned.

"Would you like to drink this?" After licking the cake plate and coffee cup clean, the author looked at the coffee in front of Qing XX.

"I've drunk..." Qing XX looked very strange.

It was obvious that she could not compare the man in front of her who was licking plates and peeping at her stockings at work with the mysterious heir of the Chen family with a net worth of hundreds of billions.

"I don't mind!" The author, who was only thinking about saving money, reached out and took Qing XX's coffee and put it into his mouth.

If you become a member, you can buy a cup of coffee for 5,000 yuan, and it tastes really good!

So if you can get it for free, don’t miss it!

"Actually... the cooperation I want to discuss is the development of sex toys..." Qing XX's subsequent words made the coffee that the author had just drunk spray directly on her face.

"Well, yes!" Qing XX, whose eyes were covered with paper, subconsciously reached out her hand. She wanted to find a napkin on the table in front of her to wipe her face.

But unfortunately, the author had already put all the napkins on the table into his pocket, ready to take them back to the rental house to use as toilet paper.

So Qing XX finally wiped his face clean with the help of a hot towel handed to him by the waiter.

At this moment, five or six young and beautiful waitresses in their 36D height suddenly appeared in the originally empty coffee shop.

Apparently they are all interested in the topic of "development of sex toys".

Faced with this near-social-death situation, Qing XX was unwilling to give up this rare opportunity for communication.

She said, "I'm going to develop a sex toy for rich young men like you, so I need your help!"

"Uh..." The author didn't say anything, but his eyes became even weirder.

Then, under this strange look, Qing XX gritted his teeth and said, "I have made a real-life model of myself. I will approve six days of leave for you. During these days, you can go with me for the test!"

Seeing that the author was still silent, Qing XX continued to raise the stakes: "I have two girlfriends who also do this!"

I can’t tell you what happened next.

Anyway, it lasted for six days in a row...

Just as the author was lying down to rest with Qing XX and her two best friends, looking frivolous.

A loud knock woke him up.

"You idiot! How dare you sleep on the job!" The author looked at Qing XX blankly, with a confused look on his face, and asked, "Why are you wearing clothes?"

"What are you wearing! It's time to get off work! Come to work early tomorrow to fill in the forms, otherwise your salary will be deducted!" After waking up his only subordinate.

Qing XX walked to the office door, took off her stockings, and put them in her bag.

Accompanied by the sound of the office door opening and closing.

The whole office was very quiet.

作者茫然地看着墙面的表，这才发现现在已经是2022年12月9日23点59分59秒了。

These days, in order to make her laborers work overtime, Qing XX would not take off her stockings until 23:59:59 every day.

So the author who originally wanted to write more words to save manuscripts, in order to see the stockings, can only...

Hey……

I can only say that being single is killing me!