My girlfriend is a bad lady

"ha--?"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing!"

The battle sounds quite intense.

Toru Watanabe was very confident in his cooking skills, so he went to the woods to collect firewood.

Walking into the miscellaneous forest, the sound from the cooking counter was immediately inaudible, as if separated by several layers of filter paper.

The smaller the human voice, the louder the "fluttering" sound of the birds' wings. It is very similar to the scene described in "The Pavilion of the Drunken Old Man": "The woods are shady, the birds sing, the tourists have left and the birds are happy."

Watanabe Toru was in a good mood, humming "Ruri-iro no Earth" while picking up things as he walked.

"Watanabe-san, if you really like Seiko Matsuda, you shouldn't sing her songs."

The only person who dared to speak to the Tokyo handsome guy like this was Kiyono Rin.

Toru Watanabe looked towards the source of the sound.

The sunlight pierced into the woods, forming beams of light, one of the largest beams, shining on the beautiful girl sitting on the wooden pier.

Her body seemed to merge with the warm winter sun, and her wings spread behind her, transforming her into an angel.

But the pile of firewood at the beautiful girl's feet pulled her back and turned her into an ordinary, just overly cute firewood-collecting girl.

"You followed me?" said Toru Watanabe.

Qingye Rin was too lazy to answer such questions. She just quietly enjoyed the sun.

It seems that the sun favors her not because she is too beautiful, but because she is afraid of the cold, so she deliberately looks for a place with sunshine.

Toru Watanabe walked over and stood between her and the sun.

Qing Ye Lin looked over and said, "Please don't do such childish things."

"I haven't even touched Seino-san's face, how can I let the sun do that?"

The beautiful girl sighed as if she couldn't do anything about him, patted her side, and motioned for Watanabe Tetsuya to sit down.

Watanabe Toru sat a little distance away from her, and from this position he couldn't get any sunlight at all.

"Why are you here to collect firewood? Aren't you good at cooking?" He put the firewood in his hand at his feet and looked at the bundle that Qingye Rin picked up.

“I don’t want to cook for other people.”

"What's the reason?"

"They don't deserve it."

"Unworthy?" Toru Watanabe bent down and searched for a suitable weapon among Kiyono Rin's firewood.

"The main reason is that every one of them lied; the secondary reason is that I hate crowds." When she said this, Qingye Rin seemed to think of the scene of being surrounded by people, and her expression was slightly impatient.

Then she added:

"There is also a very small part, probably because of identity."

"As expected of Lord Kiyono who never lies." Watanabe Toru said, "But I didn't expect you to have the concept of status difference. I thought you believed in equality for all."

Qingye Rin stretched out his hands towards the sun, and his originally cold palms felt warm.

"The growing environment affects one's values, but it's actually not important. It's okay if they stop lying, stop crowding around me, and cook for me," she said.

"After saying so much, you still have a sense of status in your heart, right? But I already knew you were not a good woman, ever since you used all kinds of despicable means to make me fall in love with you."

"Don't you like bad women? What are you looking for?" Qingye Rin lowered her head and looked over.

Her originally neatly arranged firewood was now in a mess, which made her frown.

Watanabe Toru straightened his back, holding a branch about 40 centimeters long in his hand.

He stroked the stick slowly, as if he was holding something fragile.

"Fifteen inches, elder wood, the core is... the tail feathers of the Thestrals." Watanabe Toru muttered.

Qingye Rin pressed her eyebrows together as if she had a headache, her beautiful face full of helplessness.

Toru Watanabe pointed the stick toward the sky with the same elegant gesture as Voldemort's.

"Call the wind and rain!"

The sun was still shining brightly, and the birds in the distance were startled and the flapping of their wings became louder.

"Hmm, I see," Watanabe Toru said to himself as if he understood something, "Is it because you didn't kill the original owner that you still refuse to be loyal to me?"

"You are already sixteen years old, Watanabe-san."

"Leonardo, do you know that the guy who froze to death on the Titanic at the age of 20 was still playing with a water gun at the age of 42?"

"…The person who froze to death was the 20-year-old Jack he played."

"You have to learn to grasp the point, Kiyono-san. What I mean is that it's normal for a 42-year-old to play with a water gun, so it's reasonable for me to play with a magic wand at the age of 16."

There was a moment of silence in the woods, with only the sound of birds singing.

Qingye Rin suddenly laughed softly.

She sighed in a helpless yet amusing tone, "You always have a lot of reasons."

It has been a long time since Watanabe Toru saw Kiyono Rin smile from the bottom of his heart. Even though he couldn't get any sunlight, he still felt a warm current running through his body.

"and many more."

"Huh?" Qingye Rin looked at him in confusion as his face suddenly turned stern.

"You're not using dirty tricks to make me like you again, are you?"

"No, the next thing is--" Qing Ye Lin took the 'Old Wand' and pointed it at Watanabe Toru, "Fall in love with me, Watanabe, the love spell."

She leaned closer, and the two of them stared at each other at a very close distance.

The glossy lips exhaled a warm breath mixed with a faint white mist;

Her eyes are as deep and charming as the Milky Way in spring, and her long hair is as smooth and black as silk;

A clear voice, a slender waist, a strong and lonely heart;

Is this the love curse?

Watanabe Toru's heart seemed to have stopped beating.

"I have to go find my Meiji." He stood up.

"Are you moved? Can't control yourself? Have you fallen in love with me?" Qingye Rin looked at him straightly.

"Don't be ridiculous, I just want to be best friends with you."

"Best friend... This is the first day of camping. There are still two days left. I will make you change your mind. I will definitely win this game."

"Farewell."

Watanabe Toru took back the 'Elder Wand', picked up the firewood, and disappeared into the woods.

Qingye Rin suddenly realized something was wrong: "Why did you take mine away?"

Watanabe Toru waved without looking back, looking very proud.

Qingye Rin closed her eyes. She didn't like crowds or cold weather, but she really liked this piece of forest where the sun could shine.

"coward."

……

Walk out of the woods and come to the cooking table.

"Now that we have found the firewood, where should we put it?" he asked Ikeda Kazumi.

Ikeda Kazumi was beating eggs quickly. "Thank you for your hard work, Watanabe-kun. Send them to the cooking place, which is over there."

Toru Watanabe walked in the direction her chin indicated.

Almost all of the boys here were kicked off the cooking table because they were clumsy.

Keisuke Saito and the male squad leader squatted in front of a pit, guarding the boxes of rice that were placed directly on the fire. The firelight made their faces red.

"Where's Kunii?" Toru Watanabe squatted down beside the two of them.

"Going to chop wood." Saito Keisuke pointed to a place not far from the cooking table.

"Chopping wood now? Aren't we waiting for bonfire night?"

"When you come back from collecting firewood, it will be dark, and we can have dinner directly." The male monitor adjusted his glasses, "Did you sneak into Class 2?"

"Meiji is sleeping, why would I go to class 2? What are you guys talking about?"

"Let's talk about the bonfire party." Saito Keisuke said, "We are not like you. We have girlfriends and we have to find a way to find one."

"You're the one who wants to find it, I don't need it." The male squad leader held up his glasses with his middle finger in a haughty manner.

The three of them chatted for a while, and the girl came over to ask if the meal was ready.

The male squad leader put on gloves and opened the lid of the iron box: "It looks like it's burnt."

"It's burnt." Saito Keisuke also smelled the burnt smell.

"I say, what's the use of you boys? You can't even cook, and you can burn the rice!"

"That's terrible. You guys should eat this lunch yourself!"

"By the way, Watanabe-kun, you don't have to. You must have worked so hard collecting so much firewood. The burnt rice has nothing to do with you."

"That's not right!" Saito Keisuke stood up, "It's because this guy chatted with us that the food got burnt!"

"That's your fault too! You were in charge of cooking, so why were you just chatting?"

"This……"

The male squad leader stood up and put a hand on Saito Keisuke's shoulder: "Forget it, it's just a little burnt, it's still edible."

"At least let Watanabe come with us?" Saito Keisuke said unwillingly.

"I do have a responsibility, so I'll eat this one too." Toru Watanabe took two pieces of firewood and picked up the lunch box.

Just now, only the bottom was a little burnt, and other places just had a burnt smell. It can still be eaten after some rescue, but the taste will of course be a little worse.

"Look," Saito Keisuke pointed at Watanabe Toru and said to the girls, "he himself said it!"

The girls talked to each other and said to him unhappily:

"Then forget about this lunch, it's a bargain for you two!"

They rolled their eyes at Keisuke Saito and the squad leader, then turned and walked back to the cooking table.

"Do I get so much preferential treatment just because I'm handsome?" Saito Keisuke questioned his life.

"He's not only handsome," the male monitor wiped his glasses as he left the fire pit, the lenses fogging up in the cold, "his grades are OK, he's good at all kinds of sports, and he was the soloist who won the national gold medal in the wind instrument competition."

"I suddenly want to kill someone."

"You can't beat him." The male squad leader put on his glasses, and the lenses were reflecting light.

"Is there no other way?"

"You can consider giving him your treasured collection of sister-related games to play. Once he becomes addicted, secretly report him to Kujo-san. You should be able to see him get scolded."

Saito Keisuke clapped his hands and said, "Just do it!"

"You two," Watanabe Toru dealt with the burnt rice, "how dare you discuss how to deal with me in front of me? You can only eat normal rice because of me."

"I'd rather eat it burnt."

"I'd rather eat it burnt."

Human jealousy is really terrible.

The curry for lunch was delicious.

In fact, the taste is not much better than at home or in a restaurant, but it is very delicious because it is three times more delicious than a picnic and is cooked by a 3-year-old girl.

After lunch, we took a two-hour experiential learning class in the afternoon: learning about the history of the campsite, precautions, how to save yourself, etc.

"If anything happens to me, remember to ask a girl to give me artificial respiration." Saito Keisuke advised.

"I prefer saving people, such as CPR, rather than being saved." The male squad leader pushed up his glasses.

"Watanabe, I'm going to fall, you'll understand what's going on, right?" Kunii Osamu gave Watanabe Toru a knowing look.

"If possible, I hope nothing happens, either to you or other classmates," replied Toru Watanabe.