It doesn't matter what the lord is.

It doesn't matter what the lord is.

Author: Huai Shi

Introduction:

Shocking! The most lazy lord in history, Lide, actually did such a shameless thing to recruit subordinates! Abandoned useless female knights, magicians with demon blood, internal affairs staff of unknown gender, strategists with congenital disabilities... These people who are despised by others, he actually accepted them all, which is really ridiculous. "Lide, you don't look like a lord at all, aren't you afraid of being laughed at?" "Lord? Lord doesn't matter." Look, he is still laughing! *This article is pure sugar, no knife, eat it with confidence. *New book collection please!

Fang Shisan Characters

The black and white inserts were widely criticized before, so I gave priority to Fang Shisan’s character design.

A girl who will always remember the kindness of a bowl of porridge or a meal, and will repay you a thousandfold if you lend a helping hand when she is in trouble.

He is blind but has a clear mind, and can rule the world while sitting in a wheelchair.

The time point of this picture is set after Fang Shisan came to Yuxi City. He eats well, dresses well, and his smile becomes much sweeter.

Welcome to join the group to get the high-definition pictures: 771435835

PS Now it seems that exchanging three cities for Miss Thirteen should be a very good deal.

Artist: lacia

Fileta character

I promised you before that I would make a character design for Fileta, and I got the picture today.

A magician who is a hybrid of human and demon, and grew up in prejudice and abuse.

After being welcomed back to Yuxi City, it became quite clingy and would get satisfaction by rubbing against its owner.

It will crawl into bed, wear decorations, ask for rewards, expose its belly for its owner to pat, and smile foolishly when being patted on the head.

It's like a girl's love has gone too far. As the saying goes, too little is as bad as too little, so what will this kind of emotion become?

(Although she is called a girl, she is actually already twenty years old...)

Artist: lacia

White Phoenix & Lana Illustration

As two girls who played an active role in the sixth volume [Royal Capital Chapter], Bai Huang and Lana also had their first illustrations.

On the left is the Phoenix in the Sea of ​​Clouds. The youngest daughter of the Lord of the Sea of ​​Clouds, she has a strong sense of justice.

He likes to stand up for the weak, is good at stirring up trouble, and is sometimes a little bit of a jinx.

She has a strong feminine side, loves flirting with girls, and enjoys dealing with interesting people.

I don't know why, but she looks really beautiful when she spends money lavishly.

On the right is the little princess Lana. She is a pure and lovely little girl who has secretly read many romance novels and is particularly yearning for the love stories described in the books. She has a strong imagination.

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"Come on, Lana, I'm going to help you build a super awesome snowman today!"

"Really? Kolana always feels something is wrong..."

Hilo Illustrations

A little Lolita who first appeared in the fifth volume [Breaking Barriers], an absolute genius in assassination.

One of the strongest fighters in Yuxi City, he was once trained by the Lingwu Hidden Guards as one of the successors to the commander-in-chief.

After coming to Yuxi City, he often hangs on Lid like a little koala, and likes to hide his favorite snacks like a little squirrel and wait to share them with Lid.

He has a very pure heart, without any particularly complicated emotions, and will openly ask for a hug when he is happy.

She likes to eat meat buns and is easy to feed. She will immediately become happy when you bring her meat buns.

In order to bring her back to Yuxi City, Lid had to have an encounter with the most beautiful woman in the world, Lingwu Lord, and lowered his posture and promised to let her hair down and lead her horse.

Huang Yan Character Design

It’s been a while since I’ve given you new character designs. I requested a picture of Huang Yan before, and I finally got it today.

The leader of the southern rebel army, number one on the rookie list, a girl who looks like a porcelain doll.

The killing was fierce and countless people were buried; when the knife was drawn, thousands of ghosts wailed and the murderous aura rose to the sky.

Officially debuted in the tenth volume [Breaking the Heavenly Tribulation]. He was once forced to bow his head by fate and was forced to accept the fate of death at the age of eighteen; he was also involved in the layers of conspiracy laid by the three upper tribes, unable to control himself like a rootless duckweed. He was once abandoned in the wilderness, once followed an old beggar to wander around and experienced all the sufferings of the world, once drew his sword to the temple and said that the gods in the sky were like clay sculptures, and once fought side by side with Lid to repel the army of the giants.

She will be doubly nice to those who are good to her; and she will wipe out the entire family of those who insult her during her lifetime.

"If you and I can survive today, and if I end up conquering the world, I will give it to you as a birthday present for that year."

1. What kind of lord do you want to be? What kind of bicycle do you need?

This is the first time in five years since I came to this world that I feel a sense of crisis.

As a time traveler, I am undoubtedly the worst of the worst. The goddess in charge of time travel once gave all time travelers a skill called "telepathy", which allows us to communicate with each other even if we travel to different worlds. It would be fine if we didn't communicate, but once we did, we found that those people really treated the other world as a game copy, and they were all like cheating. Some have become kings, some have cultivated to the level of true immortals, and some are only one step away from defeating the devil...

Every time we talk on the phone, they will definitely sigh to me:

"Wow, brother, you are too inexperienced. Look, you started out as the fourth son of the Yunyang Lord. In the past five years, you should have been in your father's position. It's shameful! How could there be such a weakling like you in the world?"

Alas, this is the perspective of the boss.

Logically speaking, even though the son of a lord is nothing in this huge world, it should be more than enough for him to be domineering in a small place, right?

When I was reborn, I found that when I took a bath, there were three or four maids serving me. I didn't have to do anything from undressing to washing. The steam was thick, and several beautiful sisters were kneeling beside me in their underwear, their soft and tender hands wandering all over my body.

Beast! I'm just a child! How could I do such a thing?

Send me two more massage masters...

When I was older, I liked to go out for a walk with my dog ​​and bird. Every time I went out, the girl knight in pure white armor would always be by my side, followed by a large number of guards. If I saw someone I didn't like, I would just frown and point at him, and he would get his butt chopped off.

Comfortable! This is the life of a playboy!

You said that it is too shameful for a time traveler to live like this, and that we should have some aspirations?

It is impossible to pursue anything, and the only way to survive is to live a comfortable life.

Construction? What kind of construction? Go out and ask the people in Lingyun City, do they all like the ordinary life of having enough food and drink?

Practicing martial arts? What kind of martial arts? I won't say much. With this young lady knight leader beside me, it's not my turn to take action.

As for unifying the world, achieving world peace, and leaving a name in history, that's none of my business, right?

I had planned to live my life like this, but recently I realized that something seemed to be wrong.

Let me introduce myself first, my name is Lid and I am seventeen years old.

The country I live in now is called Yongtian Kingdom, and there are 36 lords of different sizes. Each lord is equivalent to a small king, and can appoint one of his sons as the "crown prince". When the previous lord dies, the crown prince will succeed to the throne. When the lord's other children reach the age of sixteen, they can get a small piece of land from the lord and become small lords.

Is it familiar?

In the world where I used to live, this measure was called the "Enfeoffment Order", and its purpose was to divide a large lord into many small lords, making it impossible for them to rebel.

This world is even more outrageous. Lords fight each other at will, and the more excitement the better.

But the problem now is that I am seventeen years old and have not yet been allocated a piece of land.

At first I thought my father loved me too much and wanted to keep me by his side to fulfill his filial duty. But after my two younger brothers were given fiefs this year, I felt that it was not that simple.

Because my father hasn't appointed a crown prince yet.

Now, there are two people who have reached the age of 18 but have not received a fief. One is my elder brother, Li Yi, and the other is me, Li De, as the fourth son. In other words, if nothing unexpected happens, the crown prince will be chosen from the two of us. The city was in turmoil, and even the people in the streets were talking about this matter.

This is really a scam!

My eldest brother, Li Yi, is 25 years old this year and is known for his martial arts prowess. All the civil and military officials around my father are on his side, and I am basically a lone commander.

What's even stranger is that, based on my keen intuition, I feel that my father has no intention of passing the position of lord to me.

So after several nights of sleepless nights, an inspiration suddenly struck me and I remembered a story I had heard in my previous life.

There was a tiger in the zoo, which had been used to a peaceful life and had stopped hunting. In order to restore its nature, the cruel breeder found a duck, stabbed its butt with a knife, and threw it into the tiger park. The tiger smelled the blood, which aroused its desire, and it pounced on the duck and ate it clean.

Come on. So they want me to be their gigolo!

Now I understood everything. In my father's eyes, my eldest brother Li Yi was good in every way except that he was too kind. My father obviously deliberately created this situation to make me the crown prince, forcing my eldest brother to eliminate me personally and use me as his whetstone!

What a sin! !

Others are cheating their fathers, but only my father wants to cheat me, his son.

So, my elder brother, who understood the intention of the questioner, sent people to assassinate me more than 120 times in one year. However, this person was also a martial arts master with low IQ, and none of them succeeded in all these attempts. Once, I replaced the poisoned wine and almost poisoned myself. The assassins sent over often turned against me under my coercion and inducement. In detail, my brother's greatest achievement in the past year was to poison my dog ​​to death by poisoning it in the shit...

I'm really worried about this person's future.

As the saying goes, you don't have to worry about thieves stealing, you have to worry about thieves thinking about it. There is no such thing as a thief who travels a thousand miles to avoid thieves. I am not comfortable with him all the time.

So, in order to continue my corrupt and decadent life, I am ready to run away.

I have to find ways to get my father to send me to another place!

2. Angry Duck

This idea is really easier said than done.

Early this morning, I called the Knight Commander who had been with me for three years to my bedroom.

As soon as she entered the room, she took off her helmet. Her long light golden hair was freed from its restraints and her beautiful face no longer had to be covered by the visor.

I nodded, sat on the bed first, and told her:

"sit down."

She gently wiped the sweat off her face and said with a twinkling look:

"No, Master. We have to wait until we get married."

I pushed her onto the chair in annoyance.

"I want you to sit, not do it!"

What are the things on the minds of today's little girls!

The knight's name is Alaiya, she is my personal bodyguard and the only person I can trust in this world. I briefly explained the current situation to her, and Alaiya was surprised, and her expression showed a bit of hesitation:

"Master, this... the Lord shouldn't be so heartless."

Although she said that, judging from her expression, I think she believed it about 70% of the time.

After all, although I didn't tell her about my assassination, all kinds of strange events have happened over the past year, and she should have figured out something.

Alayya said to herself:

"If that's the case, I can find a way to assassinate Lord Li Yi. Then the Lord will not use the young master as a sacrifice."

I shook my head decisively.

"No. Not to mention that your chances of success are slim, even if you succeed, my father is surrounded by experts, and it would be easy to trace him to you."

Alayya placed her hands on her flat chest with a smile on her face:

"I am the young master's knight. It is an honor for Alaya to die for the young master."

"Although I am very touched, I still have to refuse."

She used the "Ten Moves to Reject" to reject Alayya's proposal, and she looked a little distressed.