It doesn't matter what the lord is.

"Okay, are you planning to favor Alaiya?"

I said righteously:

"Isn't that nonsense? If I don't side with my guards, how can I side with you?"

Bai Huang thought about it and it seemed to be true, so he softened his tone and said in a different manner:

"Brother Lide, just teach me. Okay?"

It was exactly what I taught her in the sea of ​​clouds.

I got goosebumps all over my body and said:

"If you say one more word, this month's cosmetics will be gone."

Bai Huang hurriedly crawled over and grabbed my skirt, saying:

"Don't, don't."

After Bai Huang threatened me with "revealing my experience of wearing women's clothing" last time, I spent a long time exploring and finally found Bai Huang's weakness. That is, I supply her with a fixed amount of cosmetics every month. Bai Huang cannot stand not having cosmetics, so every time I bring up this reason, she will behave a little better.

Alaiya calmly wiped the water droplets off her face with a towel and said:

"Master, there is still plenty of hot water."

Bai Huang spoke first:

"We've saved the remaining water from our shower for you. Consider it a benefit for you."

I waved my hand in disdain and said:

"Forget it. He Yue, go take a shower first. I can go last."

He Yue stood up and walked towards the bathroom.

After he walked away, Bai Huang ran over to me and sat down, crossing his legs, and asked curiously:

"Is He Yue a man or a woman?"

I replied:

"How would I know."

Bai Huang said in a low voice with a look of “don’t bother with that”:

"You haven't gotten started? You don't even know this?"

I felt my patience was decreasing and about to break through the limit, so I said unhappily:

"I find that you all think of me as a horny teenager. I am obviously a very serious person, okay? Besides, if I hit He Yue, it would be considered workplace harassment, which is a very despicable behavior. Do you understand what I mean?"

Bai Huang said with great regret:

"I can't help it. Everyone around you is so good-looking. Who knows if you will do something secretly behind your back? Take He Yue for example. I grew up in Yunhai and we have a beauty pageant every year. But in all these years, I have only seen one person prettier than He Yue. Others are inferior to him."

I asked curiously:

"There's another one? Who is it?"

Bai Huang replied:

"Lord Lingwu. She was elected the most beautiful lady in Yunhai last year with a unanimous vote. Didn't you know? She should be considered your [predecessor]. She is indeed good-looking. You will remember her forever after meeting her once. It's a pity that her personality is not to my liking. She is a very strong person with a terrifying aura. My brother would be outshined by her. My father and my brother all said privately that Lord Lingwu is destined to be the queen and it is impossible for her to be willing to be a lord forever."

After Bai Huang finished speaking, he seemed to feel that he had said something useless, shook his head, and said:

"Hey. But it has nothing to do with us. She is such a high-handed person. I guess she will never have any intersection with you and me in this life."

Then, Bai Huang patted my shoulder and said:

"So He Yue, you have to seize this opportunity. I have chosen her as the second most beautiful in the world, so don't let anyone else get it for free."

I also patted her shoulder and said:

"Then do it yourself. It's profitable for you whether it's a man or a woman."

Bai Huang thought about it very seriously for a while, but still refused, saying "I didn't feel moved". But she encouraged me to go over and peek at He Yue bathing, saying "I can tell whether it's a boy or a girl by just taking a look". This proposal made me very excited, and I couldn't help but start discussing the specific plan with her, but before we finished discussing, He Yue came back from bathing.

A great plan ended before it even began.

I saw that it was already dark outside, but there were still many patrolmen in the City Lord's Mansion holding torches to complete the tasks assigned by Bai Huang, so I said:

"You guys go ahead and chat first. I'm going to go for a walk outside, take a shower, and come back."

31. The night before

Bai Huang's signature trap array appeared in the City Lord's Mansion this time.

The silver threads in the sky turned the City Lord's Mansion into a Spider Cave. The assassin will most likely become the Tang Monk who broke into it, and I will be the charming spider spirit who is waiting for him with her legs crossed and clothes lifted.

I walked around the City Lord's Mansion and basically understood Bai Huang's layout. Although it was a big improvement over the last time, it was still full of loopholes. I roughly simulated a few routes that the assassin might take in my mind, thought for a while, and then went to take a bath.

In the bathroom, I found that He Yue had not opened the cork to drain the bath water. A few bright red petals floated on the still clear water, and the mist carried a scent different from spices. The scent, like poison, stimulated every nerve, and every breath here seemed to be a luxurious enjoyment.

Looking at the bath water that He Yue had soaked in, I couldn't help but think of the people of Yuxi City.

Yuxi City is poor. Especially the people who just moved here from Tianxing City, they don't have enough food to eat, they don't have enough clothes to wear, they don't have time to take a bath for ten days or half a month, and they are all dirty. As the mayor of Yuxi City, I must lead the people below to be frugal and not waste a single bit. This traditional virtue must be continuously carried forward in Yuxi City!

Just like the water in the bathtub in front of you, it is almost spotless, dust-free, and clean enough to drink.

If we pull the cork out now, they will flow away and it will be a waste.

How could you let that happen!

In order to protect Xicheng, I poured some hot water into the water to adjust the temperature, then took off my clothes and walked in resolutely.

The hot water that He Yue used to scrub her whole body soaked into my body, removing all the coldness from my skin.

I also achieved spiritual sublimation in this faint fragrance.

When Bai Huang returned to the house in his bathrobe, he was telling the people present about his glorious childhood experiences:

"When I was little, I threatened my housekeeper to take me to the city without telling my father. I didn't bring any guards with me that day, but the housekeeper had to go to the toilet halfway and asked me to wait at the door. An old man selling candied lotus roots happened to pass by with a load on his shoulder that day, so I followed him."

"But I didn't have any money at the time, so I helped him sell sugar lotus roots for a long time. I'm not bragging at that time, I was the cutest girl in Yunhai! When I stood there as a model, passers-by took out money one after another. The old man was very moved and gave me ten strings of sugar lotus roots as a reward. If it weren't for those little brats biting their fingers and looking at me, I would have eaten them all by myself. What happened in the end? When the old man was packing up and leaving, three or four burly men ran over and said that the master wanted me to go back. The little brats who ate my sugar lotus roots shouted, "Sister, run away! They are notorious villains."

"Tsk, do I need them to remind me? I am so smart, Bai Huang, that I slapped my thigh right away - if my father finds out that I am missing, does he need these unknown idiots to come out? Yunhaiwei can probably turn the whole Never-Sleeping City upside down. These people looked unfriendly, so I was like a tiger descending from the mountain, using the Black Tiger Heart-Dropping Move and the Tiger with Wings Move, and beat them so hard that they ran away in panic. Finally, a grown man cried and knelt in front of me, crying, 'Please forgive me. We were wrong. If a girl like you is sold to others as a child bride, no one would dare to take her.' As a result, I beat him up again."

Fileta listened the most attentively. Compared to the others, she probably had no childhood, so she was very interested in these things.

Alayya smiled faintly, probably because she was remembering the time when she and I caused chaos in the city.

After I finished speaking, Bai Huang realized that I was back, raised his eyebrows and asked:

"Why, did anything good happen?"

I replied:

"No."

Bai Huang looked disgusted:

"Then why are you laughing so disgustingly?"

I touched my cheek and said:

"I've heard that what you think in yourself is what you see in others. I think that's true of you, too."

Bai Huang picked up the pillow and threw it at me, just like when he was in the sea of ​​clouds.

This time I easily grabbed the pillow and threw it back. Bai Huang attacked again, but I easily dodged it and the pillow hit He Yue's face. The originally peaceful scene suddenly turned into a shocking pillow fight, with snow-white pillows flying back and forth in the air. A group of people ran around the room in circles in the middle of the night. Fortunately, there were no neighbors around, otherwise it would be an extremely serious nuisance.

By the end of the fight, most people were lying on the bed, gasping for breath.

Bai Huang threw the pillow at me, stepped on it with her little feet, and said with her hands on her hips:

"Humph. With this level of skill... you are still defeated by me."

After saying that, he sat on the bed, wrapped himself in the quilt, rolled onto his bed and lay down, saying:

"I'm going to sleep. I'm so sleepy. Isn't it possible that there will be assassins tonight? Be careful."

It was obviously you who were having the most fun just now, okay?

Alayya placed the sword next to the pillow, then lay down flat and covered herself with the quilt. Although she closed her eyes, she remained highly alert. Fileta looked at me pitifully, and after making sure that I would not sleep with her, she returned to her own bed in disappointment.

Only He Yue suddenly came to my side before going to sleep, closed her eyes and sniffed me gently.

Then, he smiled wickedly, looked at me ambiguously, and blinked.

I looked away pretending to be unaware.

He Yue also went back to bed obediently, and whispered good night in my ear before going to sleep.

I blew out the candle and went back to my place to lie down. Alayya gave me a part of the quilt to cover me, but her quilt was too big, so I kept a relatively long distance from her. It was cold outside, but the room was quite warm. The charcoal fire flickered, emitting heat silently, and because there were so many people, I didn't feel cold at all.

I lay in bed, and suddenly felt a little grateful to the assassin.

If it weren't for her actions tonight, perhaps the scenes before our eyes wouldn't have happened, right?

Three girls and a He Yue of unknown gender were sleeping around me, but I couldn't sleep. I stared at the ceiling with my eyes open, and for a moment I felt a little emotional.

They say that although the world is big, no one can find home. In the end, my home is where my heart is.

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I finished the old book in the past two days. So the update of the new book is a little late. Although there is no interruption, in fact, there were only single updates yesterday and today. Please rest assured that there will be a wave of updates during this period.

32. The current crisis

Just like that, the five of them slept through their first night of training successfully.

It would be nice if that was the case.

Although I tried my best to create a warm and peaceful atmosphere and planned to get by like this, it turned out that it was destined to be a sleepless night since the assassin dropped a provocative letter.

I'm wrong.

I was really wrong.

When Bai Huang proposed the sleeping method of being surrounded by them, I should have refused decisively. That way, no matter who I slept with, I would never end up in such a miserable state. I was blinded by their cute and well-behaved appearance in the first half of the night, and thought that this night would pass peacefully.

The results of it?

Just as I was beginning to feel a little sleepy, I felt a figure approaching. Of course it wasn't an assassin, because the short assassin wouldn't move in such a stupid way.

It was Fileta who was sleeping on my right. She probably thought I was asleep, so she began to move quietly towards me. She moved only a few centimeters each time, then nervously stopped to observe my reaction. After making sure that I didn't move, she continued to move carefully. It took her nearly half an hour to cross the short distance, carefully put a section of the quilt on me, and then whooshed into my bed, so fast that she didn't look like a magician at all.

I deliberately turned over and faced my back to her. Fileta didn't mind and just stuck to my back.

She wanted to hug me, and even clamped my legs with her long, smooth legs. But when I deliberately made a little snoring sound, Fileta quickly retracted her legs in fear, and instead grabbed the clothes on my back with both hands, and rubbed her body against me gently.

At that moment, what came to my mind was Bai Huang's heartfelt admiration -

Why is it so big!

And what about your clothes?? I can't even feel the fabric when I rub against them!

So I couldn't sleep again. I couldn't sleep at all.

Unable to sleep, I could only wait patiently for Fileta to calm down.

But she obviously couldn't calm down, and even became more and more excessive, breathing heavily in the back.

At this moment, Alayya woke up. She must have heard some voice and asked:

"Master?"

I deliberately made a steady snoring sound, and Alaya thought I was asleep, so she lay down again. But this time, she obviously leaned towards me. Fileta was guilty, so she didn't dare to rub against me anymore. She closed her eyes obediently behind me. Maybe she was too tired during this period, and she fell asleep soon, muttering softly in her sleep:

"Master... uh-huh..."

Just when I thought everything was fine, my calf suddenly felt heavy. I opened my eyes and raised my head slightly, and found that He Yue probably felt that the pillow was not comfortable. After getting up and adjusting it for a long time, she drowsily rested her head on my legs and continued to sleep. My legs were completely pressed down by her. He Yue probably felt quite comfortable and smiled with satisfaction in her dream. She slept on her side, with her soft cheek pressed against my calf. I could even feel her breath, which made me feel itchy, but I didn't dare to move.

Naturally, Alayya did not miss this sound. She woke up quickly and asked softly:

"Master?"

I had no choice but to continue pretending to sleep.

Alaiya moved a little further towards me.

I just kept this strange posture and tried my best to fall asleep.

However, after I finally got some pajamas, Bai Huang suddenly turned over and pressed one leg directly on my face.