The ship girl admiral is twelve years old!

In fact, when Ingraham first came into contact with the Commander Virtual Anchor project and learned about the missions that these four virtual anchors would undertake, he originally didn't want to get involved.

After all, this is an official entertainment project designed to arouse the ownerless ship girls' yearning for the commander, so there is no need for Ingraham to go against them.

But when she used her hacking skills to surf the Internet, she accidentally discovered that the well-known anchor Xuan Xinghe was actually sending photos of himself in his mouth to other people. The familiar feeling of disgust and disdain surged into the heart of the black-haired White Eagle girl.

After further confirming his belief that "there is really no good commander, even the characters promoted by the official are so disgusting", Ingraham decided to expose all the negative information of these seemingly glamorous anchors and dig it out for their fans to see.

Let them see how shameful the commander they are following is.

So she joined forces with several other like-minded small black room ship girls and announced the unknown secrets of those anchors in an orderly manner.

Then, Ye Wu died first, followed by Mi Yang. Finally, and most importantly, Xuan Xinghe sent pictures of himself to other women on a chat app to flirt with them. This was the last thing to be announced.

The effect is also the most significant, which directly led to wailing in the virtual anchor section and a wave of fan withdrawal, and even affected the number of ownerless ship girls who recently applied to the headquarters for commanders.

As for the Happy Captain, he seemed insignificant. Ingraham had originally planned to learn more about this Happy Captain, who, compared to the other three anchors, did not broadcast much and managed his own persona, after Xuan Xinghe's big news was exposed, as a dessert after this wave of unboxing and exposure events.

The traces of this happy captain's online activities are easy to obtain, and the process of crawling information is even easier than that of the other three anchors. This shows that this happy captain does not seem to be on guard to hide what he has done on the Internet.

However, the information and "dark history" obtained from Captain Happy made Ingraham doubt his life.

This happy captain did not establish private contact with any fans, nor did he use his identity as a virtual anchor to monetize and obtain the resources of the ship girl like Mi Yang.

Of course, if we talk about "black material", there is some...

That was half a year ago, the happy captain logged into a web game called "More Manor" to play.

What is this More Manor?

It is a children's web game for children under 12 years old...

To be honest, when he first saw this information, Ingraham's cynicism towards the Commander and other species disappeared a little at some point, and what followed was a sense of amusement and confusion.

You are a young commander over 25 years old who was appointed by the headquarters as the face of the commanders. How could you still be playing a children's web game half a year ago? Am I crazy or is the world crazy? ?

However, she, who had the greatest malice towards the commander, could not help but speculate the next moment: Could it be that this Happy Captain was deliberately playing a children's web game in order to hook up with underage girls? Oh my god, damn it, if this was confirmed, it would be another big scandal that would expose the plan.

So she rekindled her fighting spirit and began to investigate what Captain Happy had done in this children's online game to see if there was any suspicion of him chatting up children in the game.

The final result made her doubt her life for the second time.

It was inevitable to chat up with players of children's web games. But the records of those times were very pure, either playing online games with those players, or trading clothes in the game with magic beans... Everything seemed very normal, or, in other words, very strange (funny).

Just think about it, a commander is actually playing a children's web game with great interest without any distractions... Isn't it funny?

Scratching his head, Ingraham changed the direction of his search.

Look again! This guy must be hiding too deep! Find more traces of this guy on the Internet!

Then, Ingraham found an earlier trace of a question that Captain Happy had asked in the question-and-answer column of the ferry three years ago:

"What are the benefits of the super nono of the Seer number for upgrading the elves?"

What is Serge?

Looking at the questions raised by Captain Happy using the account ID 'Kamen Rider V Music' on the Q&A board, Ingraham searched for "Seer" in confusion - another children's web game!

"Who is stronger, the old Ultraman or the new generation Ultraman?"

What the hell is this? ?

"Is there a connection between the two evil organizations, Gurongi and Shocker?"

What is this again…? ?

As a last resort, Ingraham went to check again with sweat on his forehead. Well, these are two fictional evil organizations in "Masked Rider"!

Ingraham, who was determined to find out some dirt on Captain Happy, couldn't help but collapse: The Internet gives you this, and you ask such childish questions?

As a commander full of evil thoughts, shouldn't you be asking questions like 'How can I subdue the ship girl', 'How can I commit a crime', etc.?

On the contrary, I, who had bad intentions, couldn't help but feel ashamed after digging up such innocent information about Captain Happy! I was ashamed of myself for judging others by my own standards!

Moreover, an even more incredible thought emerged in Ingraham's mind:

Is it possible that... this commander named Captain Happy still has a childish heart? Or, is he really... just like his childish voice, a child under 18 years old?

253 Should I give up my beautiful fantasy about the Commander?

The Internet can magnify a person's dark side without limit.

Surfer Ingraham certainly knows this.

However, nowadays, there is a person whose online record is as pure as a blank sheet of paper, which makes Ingraham, who maliciously searches for this person's online traces, look like a clown.

This happy captain does not have any hostility or lust in his words and deeds on the Internet. He just uses his childish language to speak in a normal way on the Internet where he can hide his identity. He talks about Mor Manor and Kamen Rider, as if these simple hobbies are everything to him.

Ingraham remained silent in front of the screen for a long time.

Finally, she clicked into the live broadcast room of Happy Captain, clicked on the follow button - which was also the only one she followed on this live broadcast platform - and then went to look for the live broadcast clips edited by other ship girls.

She had never watched Captain Happy or other anchors’ live broadcasts before. She was probably the only one who paid attention to the anchors’ live broadcasts because she realized that the anchors’ innocent personalities were not fake.

After watching a few slices of footage, Ingraham couldn't take his eyes off it.

Captain Happy's live broadcast completely met her original expectations of this anchor. There was no deliberate performance, no intentional pinching of the voice. It was just this plain live broadcast that captured Ingraham's heart.

Especially when she thought of this serious live broadcast host with a child's voice, who a few years ago posted on the Internet in a very childish way asking some plot questions about children's online games and children's TV series (in Ingraham's eyes, Kamen Rider was indeed a children's program), she felt mixed emotions: she wanted to laugh, but also wanted to love this host who called himself an uncle.

...So, after watching all the live broadcast clips of Captain Happy online all night, Ingraham finally clicked into the small black room section, edited and published his fourth exposure post about the virtual anchor.

……

Far across the ocean, the second ship of the Yamato class of the Sakura Empire, or in other words, Miss Musashi, is spending a new day of depression after her beautiful dream is shattered.

As the second ship of the Yamato-class, a legendary engineering ship of the Sakura Empire, Miss Musashi, who now inherits the soul and spirit of that giant ship, is the flagship and commander-in-chief of the Sakura Empire's Maritime Self-Defense Force, as well as the Prime Minister who was elected with a 100% chance of being elected in public opinion polls.

These circles of halos were gradually gained after she led the Sakura Empire fleet to bravely fight against the Pacific Sirens in this life. They are full of gold.

In addition, she has another identity.

That is one of the moderators of the Kancolle forum.

As a person who is naturally proficient in various languages, Musashi fell into a deep pit and couldn't get out after learning about the virtual idol project of the commander of Donghuang Kingdom some time ago.

Although she is full of honors, Miss Musashi still has a little regret: that is, she has no commander so far.

Are you kidding me? Who dares to command the flagship and Prime Minister of the Sakura Empire, the Musashi? Therefore, now that she is in a high position, she does not have an equal human being with whom she can communicate with her mind.

However, Donghuang's virtual anchor plan, which was designed to encourage ownerless ship girls to take the initiative to work under commanders and arouse their interest, filled this regret for her.

She was also amazed. It turned out that she could own a commander on the Internet at no cost.

Then, following the crowd, Musashi chose to focus on Xuan Xinghe.

Although Xuan Xinghe's live broadcast was no different from those of other virtual anchors, except for his nicer voice, Musashi quickly became fascinated by the anchor because of his attribute of being a commander.

Even a week after Xuan Xinghe started broadcasting, Miss Musashi couldn't help but recharge a few Sakura coins on the live broadcast platform, and turned them all into airplanes and rockets, and gave them to Xuan Xinghe as gifts...breaking the zero-cost limit.

Miss Musashi thus became the top sister on Xuan Xinghe's list.

With a virtual commander online and great success in real life, Musashi should have reached the pinnacle of her life. Unfortunately, a sudden explosive post in the dark room section of the KanColle forum shattered her beautiful dream.

At first, she only exposed Ye Wu and Mi Yang's dirty laundry, which was ok, Musashi could still accept it. After all, she didn't know the other commander anchors besides Xuan Xinghe.

Because normal accounts are not allowed to enter the small black room section, so generally if there is anything in it, it needs to be forwarded by moderators like Musashi, so that others can know the content of the small black room. So Musashi forwarded the explosive post in the small black room section to other sections of the forum, gloating and watching the fire from the other side of the river, smiling as Ye Wu and Mi Yang's KanColle fans broke their defense.

However, after just a few days of joy, Miss Musashi's scandal came back to her own home and her idol's personality collapsed.

After reading the big news that the ship girl crawled out of the small dark room about Xuan Xinghe posting photos of Dio, Miss Musashi felt physically nauseous.

If it was like Xuan Xinghe, Ye Wu or Mi Yang, and what was exposed were just small things like dating fan ship girls in private, Musashi would have just accepted it with a pinch of nose. After all, as a die-hard fan who has been deeply attracted to the show, Miss Musashi would not mind the host trying to win over her fans.

Moreover, due to the cultural atmosphere in Sakura Empire, she didn't think it was a bad thing.

But Xuan Xinghe's nature is different... When Miss Musashi saw his speechless and disgusting deeds, her eyes turned black, and she immediately asked herself in her heart why she chose such a hangman to pay attention to.

This made Musashi, who became number one on the Xuanxing River list by giving gifts, look dirty and like a clown.

So, she stopped being a fan.

Her desire to find a reliable virtual commander on the Internet as a spiritual haven turned into a dream again.

From then on, Miss Musashi, who was disappointed with the online anchors, stayed in the small black room every day, waiting for the group of hacker ship girls to expose the only remaining anchor without any negative information leaked: Captain Happy.

The anchor I’m a fan of has gone viral, and I want to see how other anchors fall!

Musashi secretly thought that she would use her own eyes to see all the malice of those human commanders, and finally use her brain to kill her fantasy about the commanders completely and return to real life.

So, one morning, in the Prime Minister's residence, while dealing with cabinet affairs, Musashi saw news coming from the small black room that had been silent for a long time.

She perked up, quickly put down the documents in her hand, picked up her phone and clicked on it.

This time, it should be Captain Happy's scandal that has been exposed! Miss Musashi thought, then, the Captain Happy, whose live broadcast time is not as long as other commander anchors, but whose appearance and personality are quite good, will have any shocking scandals?

I clicked into the section and found, as expected, “Historical Traces of the People in Captain Joyful” on the Internet!

After reading this post, Musashi should have completely given up on the Commander and completely lost all his beautiful fantasies about the Commander, just as Ingraham expected, right?

254 Why doesn't this Commander host belong to Sakura Empire?

"Is this...black material?"

In the Prime Minister's residence, Musashi personally browsed through all the history of Captain Happy on the Internet posted by Ingraham and fell into deep thought.

She even felt that this happy captain was a little cute because of his hilarious dark history.

You see, the commander anchor with clear logic and even the ability to drive the emotions of the ship girls in the live broadcast room, was actually playing children's online games with other children every day half a year ago. If you imagine this anchor as an adult, then doesn't he become cute all of a sudden?

And the subsequent dark history is not even disgusting or evil. Either asking online which Ultraman is stronger, or posting endless debates on the topic of Kamen Rider...

After watching this round, she couldn't help but smile slightly. She became curious about the host whom she had never met and had a good impression of him.

Musashi's good impression of humans is very valuable. Because she herself has experienced the despair of the idol she pursued being ruined, and then she has a slight disgust towards humans. The so-called black history of the happy captain has immediately corrected Musashi's good impression of humans. It has to be said to be a miracle.

In addition, the black material that this little black room ship girl revealed about the happy captain's companions are more or less things that the ship girl finds annoying. This can actually highlight how wonderful and rare this happy captain who doesn't even have any black material is...

That’s great…it turns out that not all commanders in the world have mental problems.

Musashi sniffed, his small smile expanding into a more comfortable one.

She looked at the dark room ship girl with the id "Weird Researcher" who had exposed the black history of four commander anchors, and smiled and grabbed the second floor:

Violet Moon Shadow: "Front row sofa. Researcher, do you have nothing to do? The negative information about this anchor doesn't seem that bad. Let's not keep people in suspense and let the big guy come."

Violet Moon Shadow, the forum ID of moderator Musashi.

On the other side of the network, after receiving the second-floor reply that popped up shortly after his post, Ingraham, who was catching up on the replay of Lele's live broadcast, put away his silly smile, wiped the non-existent saliva from the corner of his mouth, and snorted coldly.

Yes, Ingraham is no longer satisfied with just watching the clips of Captain Joy. She is watching the complete replay of Lele’s live broadcast from scratch.

Weird Researcher: "Mr. Moderator, you are in a really good mood. Could it be that none of the anchors I exposed are your favorites, so you seem so indifferent?"

Musashi's mouth twitched. There were indeed some anchors she had followed before, and their defenses were severely breached, but that was all in the past. Now she didn't care about anyone except the interesting commander anchor who loved to play children's online games.

Violet Moon Shadow: "Don't change the subject. Huh? Could it be that you can't find any black material on Captain Happy that's enough to attract attention, so you keep harping on these insignificant little traces of the Captain?"

Weird Researcher: “…I’m not obliged to answer.”

It is precisely because Captain Happy is so pure that there is not a trace of blemish on him that the picky Ingraham pays attention to him and becomes his fan.

...But to be honest, these fans who find out everything about the host's past and then feel at ease following his fans are also terrifying in a sense.

Musashi, who had been communicating with Ingraham online for a long time, naturally knew what she meant. Ingraham's implication was that she could not find any more explosive scandal than Captain Happy playing children's online games, which made Musashi secretly relieved.

So Musashi immediately logged into the live broadcast platform with her mobile phone. Since she had unfollowed Xuan Xinghe a long time ago, she could directly find Captain Happy’s live broadcast room and clicked to follow.

Even if he has never watched the captain's live broadcast, just based on the captain's lovable past, Musashi will choose to pay attention to him again!

From then on, Musashi, who was bent over his work and planning the future for the people of Sakura Empire, would involuntarily relax when he thought that there were such pure anchors in the world.

Of course, besides this, she couldn't help but feel regretful:

...Why is this commander anchor whom she is so optimistic about not from her own country?

If Captain Happy was a citizen of Sakura Empire, she could use her resources and power to find out the captain's true identity, and then...she could keep spying on him secretly.

Ahem, no, how can it be called spying on a ship girl? It should be giving the commander visual care in the dark! Hmm.

Violet Moon Shadow: "Then according to convention, I will forward your post to the forum where other ship girls can see it?"

Weird Researcher: “Whatever you want.”

……