The ship girl admiral is twelve years old!

Lele blinked and said, "Sister Beifa said that since my mother disappeared, the alert level of the entire garrison has been higher than before. The aircraft carrier sisters of the reserve fleet send reconnaissance planes to patrol here every day. It's very safe here."

Lexington was secretly sad. Silly child, the crisis I'm talking about is not whether your personal safety is threatened, but your chastity, my beloved child.

She said in more plain language, "So, Lele, do you want to find a way to avoid being kissed by those aunts?"

"Is there such a method?" Lele's eyes lit up, "Teach me! Teach me!"

Lexington smiled softly, "First of all, you have to know that ship girls are very bullying. If you show any weakness, they will treat you even more harshly."

Having worked at the Ship Girls Headquarters for so many years, Lexington has come into contact with many different kinds of Ship Girls, including some like vampires or Hatsushimo who extremely enjoy teasing the commander.

Of course, these creatures are only strong in words. In fact, if the admiral makes a move on them, they will be cursed with insults such as "bastard, pervert, fucking pervert" or "Cut off your hand!"

In short, in the relationship between the admiral and the ship girl, as long as one party shows a strong side, the attitude of the other party will definitely soften and will definitely not act so recklessly.

Lexington believed this deeply, so...

"So, if those ship girls dare to harass you again, Lele, don't show an expression that makes people want to continue bullying them, and tease them back!"

"Fight... teasing?" Lele scratched his head. "How do I tease you?"

"Yeah, you still don't know how to do it... Well, let me think about it, yes, it's like this:"

Lexington coughed, thought for a while, walked to Lele's desk, leaned over the desk, suddenly put his cheek close to Lele's ear, and whispered,

"Hmm? Little brother, where are you touching me? Oh, you are so careful in touching me, it's really cute. Why don't you let me teach you where to touch me so that I can feel more comfortable?"

As Lexington spoke, he actually reached out and gently held Lele's wrist. The latter was startled and immediately left his seat.

Seeing Lele jumping up like a frightened deer, Lexington laughed heartily, "See, sometimes, all it takes is a change of attitude on the part of the passive person to scare away the active person... hehe..."

As she spoke, Lexington actually revealed a look of regret. She had never flirted with such a young admiral before. She just tried it and it was... quite... exciting.

Lele is so cute. She is cuter than those child stars I have seen on TV.

Moreover, when Lele ran away from him in surprise, Lexington actually felt an inexplicable sense of accomplishment.

This... is actually the same as what Lele had just thought in his mind, the idea of ​​playing a prank on Lexington.

However, although it was just a show, if Lele hadn't jumped away, she really didn't know what she would do next.

Lele also thought about it. As long as he behaved like a pervert, would the shipgirls be scared and not dare to tease him? It seemed to make sense.

"Okay! I understand, I can do it!"

Lele nodded vigorously.

"Well, why don't we try to simulate such a scene? I'll play the role of the shameless shipgirls with lustful eyes, and you can try to use the anti-teasing methods I taught you."

Lexington said with a smile.

"Okay!" Lele nodded!

Lexington pondered for a moment.

Then, he suddenly showed a perverted smile that was exactly the same as Akagi's:

"LeLe~~" Lexington licked his tongue, moved the desk away, and walked towards LeLe again step by step, "Today seems to be a good day for kissing? Come on, kiss~"

It's a perfect imitation! Her expression is exactly the same as Akagi-sister's!

Lele was surprised but also a little scared because Lexington acted so realistically...it seemed as if he really wanted to kiss Lele passionately, it was so real.

I heard that Aunt Lexington is a screen idol... Idols should be similar to actors, so her acting is so realistic.

After coming to this conclusion, Lele calmed down a lot. Then, he tried hard to recall what Lexington had said before, and hesitantly said,

"Well... Big sister, where do you want to kiss Lele?... She's so timid in asking for a kiss, it's really cute... Why don't you let Lele teach you where to kiss so that it will be more comfortable, right...?"

what! !

After seeing Lele say such bold words hesitantly, Lexington immediately felt like he had been hit by a dimensionality reduction attack!

She didn't know that a young boy saying such bold words in a shy tone could actually make people so excited!

The blood is rushing!

Heart racing!

So foul!

Lexington froze, his brain heated up, and he hugged Lele, whose face was steaming after he said that.

In fact, it was all Lele's fault! If he hadn't tempted me like this! I wouldn't have jumped on him all of a sudden!

053 The Crazy Request of a Perverted Writer

Early in the morning, it wasn't just the admiral's classroom where Lele was that was experiencing a farce.

The day before yesterday (or was it yesterday?), Lele was forcibly abducted by Myoko and Atago into the dormitory of Sakura Empire and was surrounded by a group of ship girls. It was at that time that the destroyer Lei also took a photo of Lele's face and his shirt being lifted up by Hatsushimo with his mobile phone.

At that time, Lei insisted on posting Lele's photo on the KanColle forum to show off.

Moreover, afterwards, Lei was unequivocal and fulfilled her promise.

It sounds like a lack of respect for the admiral, but this is actually the norm in the ship girl circle.

Almost all users registered on the KanColle forum are real KanColle users, because they need to submit personal information and apply at the KanColle headquarters to successfully register.

If you are not a forum member, you cannot enter the community and view the posts there.

In this mixed place of the Internet, this is a very harmonious and friendly forum.

The users here will not casually expose things in the forum to others, even to the commander, because it is too shameful.

Not only is there an 'Admiral Photo Area' specifically for the Ship Girls to watch, there are even some 'Alternative Fiction Areas' that go beyond the scope of shame. The things written by the Ship Girls OPs... Oh, I can't bear to elaborate.

Therefore, the KanColle forum is a secret little circle exclusively for KanColles, where they can let themselves go and show off their own admirals without worrying about being discovered by humans.

In this case, it seems understandable that Lei Jiang posted Lele's photo to the 'Admiral Photo Area', and it is not a matter of respecting the admiral or anything like that.

After all, Li Dujin was also photographed by Lei Jiang and posted on the forum...

However, Lei never expected that this small action of his, which was done by thousands of ship girls on the forum, would actually cause a sensation on the forum.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with posting photos of admirals. Most of the time, it is just to let ship girls from other places praise them. Unless there are special circumstances, there will be no excessive admiration for other people's admirals.

Except for some ownerless ship girls who work in the ship girl headquarters or in the wild.

However, in this 'Admiral Photo Area', a section that only has adult men or girls at most, a beautiful photo of a child suddenly appeared, which is very unusual.

You know, normally, whenever there are photos of one or two young men with childish faces posted, there will be a large group of members piling up hundreds of posts and shouting "Not bad", not to mention a real shota admiral appearing here.

So, in just one day and one night, Lei's new post "This is my admiral" in the admiral photo area instantly jumped to the first page of the section, shoulder to shoulder with those admiral posts comparable to those of Jin Chengwu or Wu Yanzu.

"Wow! Is the OP's admiral really a child?"

"Aren't only those over 25 years old eligible to become admirals?!"

"Excuse me, where can I buy this admiral? I need to vent my maternal instincts. I'm waiting online. It's urgent!"

"so cute!"

"What a cute smile!"

"Kawaii——"

"wsl!"

……

After Lei woke up in the dormitory, he took out his mobile phone to log into the forum, and was shocked by the sudden popularity of this post.

She looked through the private messages again, wow, there were more than 99 messages in total. After a closer look, she found that % of the private messages were sent to her by a guy with the ID "I'm a Chef".

The format of the private messages is very neat, and so neat that it is frightening. They are all:

"Excuse me, which garrison is your admiral from? What is his name? Which military district does he belong to? Please let me know, thank you!"

This private message may seem insignificant at first glance, but this one sentence was repeatedly sent to Lei's private message by this "chef" guy more than eighty times. It really makes people scared.

Moreover, Lei is also familiar with this ID.

Because it is familiar, it is more frightening.

In the forum's 'Alternative Fiction Zone', there are three erotic fiction masters stationed there. Every novel they publish here is always on the first page, and most of them are even marked as the best by the moderators.

Every novel written by these three great masters can make the readers’ cheeks burn with excitement, and they may even want to put down their phones and go find their own admirals to cool down after reading.

These three great masters... they are "Plan Before You Act", which has a very delicate description of erotic stories, "Ode to Joy", which has a perfect grasp of emotional lingering, and "I'm a Chef", which specializes in writing exciting themes such as aunts and little boys!

Don’t ask Lei Jiang why she knew the names of these three great immortals. She just felt panicky now, and the hand holding the phone was shaking visibly.

I'm about to cry.

She knew that although "is a chef" did not reveal her real name, she had clearly stated in every word of her reply: she was a core member of the KanColle Headquarters!

As a backbone of the headquarters, isn't it a piece of cake for her to search for information through her user identity?

I guess the guy sent her a private message just to give her a reminder out of courtesy.

Although this reminder is a bit too much, I received more than eighty private messages.

Lei began to regret that he had been so rash in posting the photo of Lord Lele on the Internet.

It’s over, it’s all over. Master Lele is going to be targeted by the pedophile perverted writers on the forum! What should I do? Wow wow——

054 English Teacher's Love Brain

Afterwards, Lexington had to work very hard to convince Lele that he had not meant to hug him.

Fortunately, Lele didn't have much resistance to being hugged by others... To be honest, it was probably because of the good training of those Sakura Empire ship girls.

Because he has developed antibodies to hugging and cuddling, Lele subconsciously thinks that being hugged is a normal thing.

"But," Lexington's cheeks blushed slightly, and he said softly, "Experiments have shown that the so-called anti-teasing effect is really not that good, so don't use it on others easily, okay? Promise Sister Lexington."

Lele's performance just now, which brought out the contrast to the extreme, was enough to instantly turn Lexington from a passerby to a fan. If this trick was used on those Sakura Empire shipgirls who had been coveting Lele for a long time...

Well, it’s better not to think too much.

"but,"

Lexington blushed even more, and his tone was so gentle that it could drip water. "In fact, we can improve it even better, so from now on, we have to practice this trick often in class."

Lele nodded in understanding.

hiss--

Obviously, the perverts who tricked the little girl into watching the goldfish were greedy for the childlike innocence of others who could easily believe in them.

The smile on Lexington's lips seemed to indicate that his conspiracy had succeeded.

It is hard to imagine that a headquarters ship girl who had just sworn in her heart to protect the pure heart of the admiral of this naval base, crushed her own righteous heart and threw it behind her mind just a few moments later.

This is so scary. Could it be that the admiral of this garrison has some kind of curse that can cause people to fall into corruption?

……

After Lexington's class, according to today's schedule, the next class will be White Eagle's Carrier Raider's English class.

The attacker, wearing a black jacket and a white shirt underneath that outlines the infinite beauty on his chest into a concrete and great scene, made a dashing appearance in the admiral's classroom.

This person doesn't know how to avoid suspicion. I don't know if she has any clothes under her white shirt. She has a wild collar around her neck. Her pink skirt doesn't reach her knees. Her 60-denier black stockings can firmly fix your eyes on the absolute area between her legs, making it impossible to move at all...

As a result, ever since the attacker entered the classroom, she found that Lele had been listening to her lower body all the time.

The feeling of shame came over me instantly.

"Ah... Hey, we're in class now, please stop staring at my weird parts for now!..."

Lele looked at the attacker's lower body, his eyes becoming brighter and brighter, and when the attacker saw it, he felt as if he was touched by a pair of big hands, numb and tingling.

This is the first time someone looks at me with such a "dirty" gaze, and I feel good! ... Eh? It's not that I feel good? It's just...

The attacker, who even had to argue with himself in his inner dialogue, heard Lele's happy laughter the next moment:

"Teacher, the badge on your bag is so cool, what is it?"

"……Eh?"

The attacker, who was almost thinking about what she would do if Lele pounced on her, was suddenly stunned.

Then, an awkward smile squeezed out of her throat.