Warhammer

Warhammer

Author: Yuehan

Summary:

If you were asked to choose one among the Succubus Queen, the Vampire Lady, the Elf Archer, the Lustful Nun, the Princess Knight... what would you do?

What if you choose one to be your mother?

Al made a choice honestly based on his XP, and then no matter how he opened his eyes, he found that he was born in a shabby, smelly and...

Beastman Cave.

"All of you Chaos elements, stay still! I'm not the Eternal Chosen!"

Also known as: "The Fart Traveler Doesn't Want to Come to Warhammer", "Is There a Problem with Killing and Fuck in Warhammer", "Waiting Online! What Should I Do If the Queen Runs Away and I Become the Head of the Puppet Army", "You've Got the Wrong Person, I'm Not the Eternal Chosen One!", "I'm Not a Dutiful Son in the Medieval World"

Volume 1: Estalia Beast Shadow

Chapter 1: How could the son of a princess knight be born in a beastman cave?

In the small room, with a flickering light screen, the boy wearing the VR device swallowed his saliva and threw down his pants.

"Are you choosing a companion? It would be better to bring a wife with you when you come up!"

The brand new interface prompted him to make a choice. Below the list were various portrait frames, playing animations of different women.

Al rubbed his hands excitedly and continued to look down, but he didn't notice that there was a very small, almost negligible prompt in the lower right corner of the interface:

The gauze covered her face, her brown skin and clothes were full of hot exotic style, her enchanting figure twisted left and right, as if dancing to some kind of graceful dance, like a beautiful snake, but with two daggers stuck in her waist;

The nun with the sinful body, whose wide nun robe was forcibly worn as a tight corset, with the opening on her chest dangling, the lewd nun with such a lustful body, but with a sacred look on her face, kneeling in front of the statue of the goddess and praying devoutly;

The succubus sitting high on the throne, with flaming red lips, smoky makeup, and her slender thighs resting on the shoulders of a guard on one side. She propped up one cheek like a queen, and her purple eyes lazily looked down at the bottom of the throne. At the bottom of the steps were the shadows of countless men and women indulging in passion;

Pale skin, sharp fangs, a Gothic castle under the quiet moon in the background, a tall noblewoman with a mysterious temperament shaking the scarlet blood in the wine glass, looking down at the countless undead soldiers marching silently below the castle;

The army behind him was wearing bright armor and flying flags. A heroic female knight was wearing pure white armor and holding a spear. Her toned body led the way and she was riding on a Pegasus like a mighty statue of a goddess. Her black hair spilled out from the gap in her helmet and fluttered in the wind. Her long legs were tightly clamped on the horse's belly. Her beautiful face was firm and resolute, with a bit of sacred and dignified charm.

The biggest XP in his life is that Al, who was pulling a cart, was instantly attracted by the female knight riding a big horse.

The wild Amazon warriors behind, the elf archers shooting deadly arrows in the dense forest, the bookish female scholars wearing glasses but with big breasts...

Gradually excited, Al could not wait to follow the divine guidance of his sexual fetish and chose the fifth female knight.

cart!

Rub your hands together, so sexy!

[Maternal selection completed, waiting to enter the game]

"?"

"??"

Al, who was full of questions, had no time to react before his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness.

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Central Estalia.

Deep in the Pina Forest, in a tribe of beastmen called the Rejoicers.

A human female is having a difficult childbirth.

Beast man and woman, once the two words are linked together, they always make people think of some tragic things, especially with the attribute of "pregnancy".

A group of sheep girls and rabbit girls were passing by the cave, carrying baskets full of fruits and green buds. When they heard the heart-wrenching cries of the woman in the cave, they all looked scared and avoided the cave and the shadow standing outside the cave.

After a scream of pain that exhausted all her strength, the woman's voice fell silent.

A half-grown baby, who looked no different from a human cub, fell from between the woman's legs and lay on the patchwork carpet of animal skins, soaked by the amniotic fluid.

who I am?"

Wrapped in the warm darkness, Al suddenly regained his consciousness.

He remembered that he was playing a game with a very hardcore style, featuring an open world, simulation, Cthulhu, cyberpunk, quantum mechanics...

Jerusalem, multiplayer, pony cart, Fury, loli succubus, including but not limited to the above elements:

butter.

Butter in 2076.

He went through great pains to find a beta version of the game before it was officially released, and then couldn't wait to enter the game, and then...

Al quickly opened his eyes and looked at the cave above his head, his purple eyes filled with confusion.

He crossed.

When I woke up, I found myself in a dirty cave where both the soil and the mats gave off a strange stench.

And between the legs of the naked woman he was lying on.

"I'll test your code!!!"

The beastman cub lying on the ground let out a loud cry. The dirty words shouted out from the underdeveloped throat of the cub turned into the babble of a child, accompanied by intermittent crying.

In two minutes, he was certain that he might have really traveled through time. At least the civilian spiritual equipment in 2076 could not simulate such a real environment.

The unconscious woman lying beside him was the female knight he had chosen at the beginning.

El was just born from the female knight's belly.

I cursed constantly in my heart and out my mouth. Did choosing a wife turn into choosing a mother?!

He was frightened and panicked, and his little head kept looking around. When his eyes passed the wall of the cave, he suddenly froze and his whole body was like a wooden chicken.

Embedded on the earthen wall of the cave was a silver plate decorated with many flowers and plants and a pattern carved in purple-black color:

A disc with a human face in the middle and two moons strung together extending from the disc in the upper right corner.

As a Hammer player, he is very familiar with this pattern, including several other similar trademarks.

The so-called:

Courage and glory Kou Heen, love and happiness Sally, health and friendship Nagel, wisdom and infinite Xin Lizhi;

“Wa ...

With a sound of waaagh, Al burst into tears, like a fart spirit whose toes had been stepped on, and the penetrating cry spread to every corner of the tribe.

Outside the cave, a sheep girl passing by had an idea and could not help wanting to walk into the cave. She was quickly stopped by her companions, and they all avoided the huge figure outside the cave.

In Estalia, the Beastmen no longer suffer from widespread discrimination and hidden abuse like they did in the Old Empire. Estalia, with its open culture and tolerance for the outside world, is a place where travelers from all over the world often stay and pass through. The loose city-state republican political system here is also more open-minded internally and externally than the Empire, or in other words, it is powerless.

However, this is only true for those beastmen who have escaped the influence of evil gods and the natural tendency to follow and worship Chaos in their blood. They can walk openly in civilized cities (as long as they are not too weird), enter taverns, hotels, or brothels suitable for non-humans, join mercenaries, caravans, and even join the army, survive as civilized individuals, and stand on the earth.

As for the Tribe of Joyful Rejoicers, such a name sounds very much like the style of a shameful evil god. In fact, there is indeed a large number of evil god worshippers in the Tribe of Joyful Rejoicers.

For example, their beastmaster, Zarkon Snakebite.

Today is a special day for the Beastmaster of the Rejoicers.

Half a year ago, Zaken, who believed in the Lord of Great Joy, the Prince of Darkness, the Mighty S..., led a herd of beasts to attack a traveling caravan from the Empire to Estalia in an ambush. The screaming beasts that rushed out of the dense forest overwhelmed the rangers and caravan guards.

In this battle the Beast-King obtained a trophy which made him so delighted, namely, the woman who was giving birth in the cave.

On the day the ambush began, the Beast King saw the sign bestowed upon him by the Dark Gods:

It will capture a woman in this battle, who will bear the Beast King a child, and on the day the child is born, the grace of the gods will be bestowed.

After the ambush, Zaken Snakebite suffered from anxiety and waiting every day. In the past many years, he had not been as fanatical and devout to the dark gods as he had been in the past six months.

Although Slaanesh worship is serious in the Rejoicers tribe, there are still many lawful Beastmen who are unwilling to succumb to the power of Chaos again. It is precisely because of the existence of these Beastmen that the Rejoicers have been unable to have a Screaming Shaman to convey the will of Chaos to the tribe.

Zaken is the strongest warrior in the tribe, but he is not without threats. The Tauren who convert to the faith of the Shepherd God of All Things, respect nature and primitive life, and the wolf pack who believe in the survival of the fittest and the way of the wild hunt are still a powerful opponent for the Beast King. After several generations of reproduction and persistence, the Beastmen who have escaped the influence of Chaos and refused to bow to the Dark Gods have a more harmonious and fixed appearance than those of their kind who have been unable to escape the pollution of Chaos.

Rabbit-like people, sheep-like people, centaurs, horned people...

These changes and solidifications that lean towards order are undoubtedly blasphemy to the power of Chaos in the eyes of the increasingly fanatical Zaken. He is extremely eager to stir up blood and gore in the tribe, tear off furs, bite throats, indulge in lust and endless carnival to please the gods.

Launch one hunt for pleasure after another, trample on false civilizations, destroy their cities, erect the magnificent Ten Thousand Demons Rock, and blow the storm of chaos into the material world.

However, the time has not yet come, so it can only lie dormant, waiting for the day promised by the gods.

The ambush on the caravan was carried out by Zaken and his tribe members who supported him and believed in Chaos. This battle also had a great impact on the already split Chanting Tribe. Although Zaken returned with a great victory and continued to lie dormant, most of the beastmen who converted to the Shepherd of All Things chose to move away from the old site of the tribe and build a new camp in another place.

They were really worried that the mad Beast King would one day be unable to restrain his pursuit of Chaos and would do stupid things like blood sacrifices, summoning demons, or attacking civilized villages and attracting a large army to encircle and suppress them.

For Zaken, this was undoubtedly a provocation to the authority of the Beast King. The wind of Chaos filled its body, and the instigation and flattery from the Warp echoed in its ears. It was increasingly eager for the coming of the gift, and then to slaughter the opponents in the tribe. All of this was about to be fulfilled now!

"I! Zarkon Snakebite! The King of Rejoicers blessed by the gods!"

When the second cry of a baby was heard in the cave, the Beast King let out a deafening roar.

Its appearance was far more twisted and evil than it had been six months ago: a huge boned sheep's head, a long tongue with barbs hanging out of its mouth, occasionally uttering meaningless, chaotic whispers that made the listener dizzy; hideous bone spurs grew on both sides of its spine, covered with bloodshot, beating disorderly with its breathing. Even more conspicuous was Zaken's organ, which was wrapped around his waist and branched into three branches dangling in the air like a venomous snake.

It can't wait.

Two hunchbacked, demented-looking ewes staggered out of the cave, carrying a woman who had just given birth, one in front and one behind. The beastman cub, who was a size bigger than the other cubs at birth, was sitting on his mother's lap, looking at everything around him with curiosity and fear in his eyes.

Whether it was being born in the cave or the subsequent half-goat servants, both had a huge impact on Al's worldview. However, the scene he saw after being carried out of the cave was even more devastating.

Like an iron tower, a twisted alien shape!

The most terrifying thing is the mark of the powerful Chaos engraved on the fluttering flag on the tall flagpole!

"Hey hey hey S!"

This is a real deal.

The Beast King was a little annoyed with the howling cub. The foolish sheep girl picked up the boy and presented him to it. It stretched out its claws to grab Al, held him in the palm of its hand, looked at him with its scarlet eyes, and then lost interest.

This child is just a tool for it to obtain God's grace, and what is placed before it is the enjoyment before God's grace is bestowed.

It has been patient for a long time. Since the day it captured this woman, the power of the Dark Gods, whether a blessing or a curse, has lingered around the female knight's body, making it impossible for the Beast King to touch her.

But it doesn't matter. For the sake of a greater gift, Zaken showed great patience, and he was cautious and vigilant in guarding his prisoners. The price he paid was that many of his followers were destroyed by the Beast King's growing desires and pursuit of excitement, and they became completely crazy Chaos fanatics, or even killed directly.

Zaken put the boy aside on the ground and turned his scarlet eyes to the carcass of the woman who had just given birth.

Fair and toned, beads of sweat gave the beautiful female body a smooth and greasy sheen, her breasts were high and her legs were long, exactly the pair of treasures that Al had seen that could control Pegasus.

The woman who had just given birth was unconscious, with remnants of pain still on her face, but the Beast King could no longer wait.

The snake-like thing with three forked ends on Zaken's waist was also raised high like a venomous snake ready to hunt.

The moment Al was caught by the Beast King, he stopped crying. Not to mention its terrifying appearance, the terrifying aura emanating from Zaken alone made Al realize that the sheep-headed monster in front of him would have to be an elite monster template creature even if it was placed in the background.

Fortunately, Zaken quickly put Al back on the ground. Once the boy was on all fours, he instinctively crawled to the other side, but he saw the Beast King walking towards the naked woman on the ground after leaving him behind.

His heart suddenly felt blocked and Al didn't know what to do. If he was not mistaken, the woman on the ground was the mother of his current body, the heroic knight he chose at the beginning of the game.

He also had some guesses about Zaken's understanding. Although he had hardly any contact with the unpopular faction like the Beastmen, the obvious human + beastly distortion in their appearance was still easy to recognize.

The one in front of him was a beastman who worshipped Slaanesh, perhaps even the beastmaster of a tribe.

El's mind was in a mess. After all, he had chosen the female knight. Although it was different from what he had expected, she went from being a potential wife in reserve to being his biological mother. The two of them had no feelings for each other at all. He had originally coveted her body, but...

At the moment when he wanted to stay alive, a lot of words and fragments about his wife, his death, his classmates, his mother, his abortion, etc. suddenly floated in his mind...

Unspeakable bitterness welled up in my heart...humiliation...

What followed was a sudden surge of endless and boundless anger!

A flash of thunder flashed across the sky, and the dull thunder shook the earth and heaven, as if a giant god was hammering the sky.

Chapter 2: Hercules in the Middle Ages

Those twisted, mocking words with a strong green light and infinite shame flashed before his eyes, and Al's eyes turned red.

In the distant sky, a terrifying shadow seemed to emerge, just like an angry mother, waving tools such as a spatula, a rolling pin, a bamboo pole, a clothesline, etc., gritting her teeth and shouting Al's full name.

The blood rushed upwards, as if endless rage was pouring into his lungs. Even the color of the sky suddenly darkened in his sight, and red clouds blocked the sky.

Under the shadow's angry glare, great fear and courage surged into Al's limbs at the same time. With movement and agility that a beastman cub of the same age could never possess, he used his hands and feet to get up from the ground and crawled between the legs of the Beast King. At this angle, he just passed through the space between the two beast paws and saw the dark forest where he was born, and the three-headed snake with its fangs and claws that was about to break into the holy land.

Al A went up!

The baby didn't know where the strength came from, he grabbed Zaken's penis from bottom to top as if grabbing a cable, and punched upwards with his right hand with all his strength.