Can you handle my Hikigaya's cooking?

"By the way, Hikigaya-san, have you found your dorm yet?"

"Dormitory? Isn't that assigned by the school?"

With a helpless smile, Tadokoro Megumi was dumbfounded for a moment: "Ahaha... Hikigaya-san, you really don't know anything."

After all, I came here at the request of my father, and then I met a very troublesome young lady. After entering this school inexplicably, I started attending classes again, and it felt like I had never stopped for a day.

Tadokoro Megumi: "That's right... No, no, Hikigaya-san needs to find a dormitory as soon as possible, otherwise we'll have to stay in a hotel outside tonight... As for the prices of those hotels..."

Seeing the tired smile of Tanomo Megumi, Hachiman almost instantly understood the merchant who was raising the price.

"I see...but I know nothing about this school..."

"Totsuki Gakuen is not a real school. It can be understood as a place to learn cooking, so it is called a school." Tanomo Megumi explained to Hachiman very patiently.

"In fact, there are not many students in this academy. Most people live here as boarders. As long as you find a suitable dormitory, you can stay here even if you don't take classes at school, because this academy has many special features."

"We stayed here to study cooking for high school credits or for the dream of becoming a future chef. Of course, there are also many transfer students like Hikigaya who joined us."

"As for Food Wars and the Ten Best, I'll tell you when the time comes. The most urgent thing is to find a place to spend the night. After all, it's already dark..." As she said this, a faint blush appeared on Tanomo Megumi's face as if she was illuminated by the setting sun.

She turned back into the timid little girl, rubbing her palms constantly, and said with obvious lack of confidence: "How about, Hikigaya-san, come to our Polaris Dormitory and give it a try."

Hikigaya was shocked by what Tanomo Kei said and asked in confusion:

"Girls' dormitory?"

"Of course not, idiot."

"Scared me."

"Hikigaya-san, your thoughts are rotten!"

"..."

"But..." A bitter smile appeared on Tanomo Kei's face again.

She was very clear about the weirdos in their dormitory and the horrible admission requirements.

Chapter 23: The Legendary Pole Star Dormitory

"Wait...wait a minute..." Hachiman said breathlessly, and the tired look on his face clearly showed that he had reached his limit.

"What's wrong with this school... Why is it so big? We started walking just now before the sun went down, and now the sun has gone down... And it's too cold, it's chilly nearby."

Facing Hachiman's complaints, Tanomo Hui just smiled bitterly. For someone like her who has to walk to and from school every day, she is already used to this kind of journey. Besides, this is not the most terrifying place. When she returned to the dormitory...

I really don’t know whether it is the right thing to do or the wrong thing to bring him into the Polar Star Dormitory. I always feel like I will be struck by lightning.

She took out a bottle of water and a sandwich from her school bag and handed them to Hikigaya:

"Hikigaya-san, if you're hungry, eat first."

Although he was already dizzy, and to be honest, he had only eaten a little food at noon, but if he just accepted the food from Tanomo Kei, wouldn't it be like accepting charity? Hachiman couldn't accept this.

What's more important is that if he eats the other person's food, she will also be hungry. If he causes her to become exhausted, Hachiman will never forgive himself.

Being rejected just like that, Tanosuke Hui felt like she was struck by lightning. She stood there in a daze, turning into a stone statue that could not be moved by lightning.

In her opinion, Hikigaya was looking down on the food she cooked. But come to think of it, Hikigaya was such an amazing person. Even the food he had just learned could receive praise from Teacher Shepper. It was normal for him to look down on a poor student like her.

"Tadokoro-san, what's wrong with you?"

"No...nothing..."

With a helpless sigh, Hachiman naturally saw her inferiority complex, but...this matter was not caused by her.

"I can accept support, but I can't accept charity."

“Eh…?”

Although she is innocent and gentle, it does not mean that Tansho Kei is stupid. She understood that the other person was comforting her, and she quickly cheered up.

He hurriedly ran behind Hikigaya and said in a gentle yet sarcastic tone:

"Hikigaya-san, you really are a troublesome guy."

"So that's why it's not..."

She broke the sandwich in her hand in half and handed one half to Hachiman.

"If this is the case, it's not alms." Hachiman showed that innocent smile again, looking a little dazed.

He nodded, his eyes hastily avoiding the other person's smile: "Thank you."

After replenishing his energy, Hachiman finally felt that the stinging coldness in his body was no longer there, and his legs became stronger. Looking at the surrounding buildings, he said with some emotion:

"By the way, this school is incredibly large, and there are magnificent buildings everywhere. It feels like an aristocratic school... Could it be that our dormitory is also like that?"

Hearing Hikigaya's expectations for the dormitory, Tanomo Kei could only smile bitterly.

"Hikigaya-san, you must be mentally prepared..."

...

The two stood in front of the door of the Pole Star Dormitory, just a little dazed. Not to mention that it was in a very remote location, more importantly, the spreading branches and the cries of crows seemed to add a terrifying filter to the dormitory. Some...

It's like an ancient castle from the Middle Ages, and I always feel that there are ghosts living in it.

Tadokoro seemed a little worried and pulled Hikigaya's sleeve: "Hikigaya-san..."

Hachiman didn't know what to say for a moment, so he just asked out of curiosity: "Tadokoro-san, you usually live here, aren't you scared?"

For some reason, when Hachiman asked this question, she didn't think the dormitory was scary at first. Instead, she thought the people inside were particularly scary. Of course, this was specifically referring to a certain senior inside.

After all, he would send some weird sounds every night...

Hachiman: "I expected things without permission, and then I was disappointed without permission. I really can't change this."

Tadokoro Megumi: "Hikigaya-san, it's not like that inside. It just looks scary on the outside..."

Hachiman: "Well, since I'm here after all, I won't have any complaints. As long as you can take me in." Hachiman, who was about to step into the dormitory as soon as he finished speaking, was stopped by Tanomo Megumi again.

She looked anxious and didn't know where to start.

"Um...um...Hikigaya-san, each dormitory has a condition for admission."

"I've heard you say this before."

"And the condition for moving into our dormitory is that you must cook a dish that satisfies the dormitory manager."

"Dorm manager, auntie?"

"That's right..."

In Hachiman's subconscious mind, it is extremely simple to make a down-to-earth dish that satisfies ordinary people, but from the look on Tadokoro Megumi's face, Hachiman knew that this matter was not that simple.

"Actually, my aunt was very strict. It took me three months to join the Pole Star Dormitory."

"Three...three months?"

Tadokoro Megumi scratched her head as if she was a little embarrassed, then she clenched her fists and cheered Hachiman up in a very cute way:

"If it's Hikigaya-san, it would probably take less than a month to get into Polaris Dormitory!"

"One...one month..."

The thought of having to live in a hotel for a month made Hikigaya almost collapse. Not to mention that he was not a rich young man or a noble lord, his family only had a shabby restaurant, so how could they have such a huge financial support.

The change he has now can't even last a week, let alone a month.

The most important thing is...if he were to go back the same way he came outside, he would no longer want to experience such a journey again.

"And, Polaris Dormitory is the simplest dormitory in our school..." This was the last word from Tadokoro Megumi. At this moment, Hachiman wanted to go home and have a good sleep.

Taking another look at the dilapidated dormitory building, Hachiman just shook his head helplessly.

"Since we are here, let's give it a try."

"Yeah! If it's Hikigaya-san, then it will definitely work. Oh, by the way..."

"what happened?"

"Not only the dorm manager needs to be careful, but also the fellow students in the Pole Star Dormitory need to be careful..."

Reminded again by Tanomo Kei's words, Hachiman felt as if he had come to a very remarkable place.

Chapter 24: Maria in the Polaris Dormitory, Wenxu's Assessment

He slowly opened the door, and the hall was indeed dark. Tansho Kei was obviously used to this. She was about to turn on the light when she heard a sudden violent vibration from the ground.

"earthquake?"

"No..." As if she had already mastered it, Tanomo Kei suddenly turned around and pulled Hachiman to an extremely safe place.

next moment...

"Boom boom boom boom..."

"Bang! Bang!"

"Usagi-Usagi, Kamosuke, Kanoshin!"

"Don't run!"

In the darkness, they only saw a shadow passing by the two of them, and it seemed that the other party had focused all his attention on the animals and did not notice them.

At the same time, a very strong smell of smoke came with it. Although Tanomo Hui covered her mouth immediately, this unforgettable smell still reached her nose.

"What are you doing in Room 116! Don't bring livestock into the dormitory, bastard. I'll skin you alive if you do it again."

"sorry..."

"And Room 208, how come you turned an empty room into a smokehouse without my permission? Do you want me to smoke you too?"

"Yes, yes, I have been reflecting on it..."

"And Room 205, if the floor gets worn out, I'll make a hole in your stomach!"

"I'll pay attention. Please ask those two people who were fighting in my room to wear one too."

“…”

I don't know how to describe the situation in front of me. It is a hundred times more outrageous than the traditional impression of dormitories in Hachiman. However, in Tanomo Megumi's eyes... it can be seen that she has already gotten used to it.

"Are you OK?"

"The person is fine, but his spirit may not be."

"Ahahahaha...I'll go turn on a light."

"it is good."

"pat..."

As the lights came on, the entire dormitory seemed to be transformed by some kind of magic and instantly turned into a magnificent palace.

Without having time to be shocked by the scene before him, Hachiman quickly focused his attention on the dormitory manager in front of him.

She had her hands on her waist, with her unique afro and the aura she exuded. She was no longer a dormitory manager but the guardian of Polaris Dormitory.

"Are you a new transfer student?"

"I'm Maria of the Pole Star, you can call me Master Fumihiro."

Although he had made all kinds of mental preparations, when he actually faced the dormitory manager named Wenxu, Hachiman still felt that this place was indeed very strange!

Tadokoro Megumi: "Granny Fumo, this is Hikigaya, and he plans to join this dormitory."

Granny Wenxu: "Oh? So what ingredients did you prepare?"

Hachiman: "Ingredients?"

The expression on Tadokoro Megumi's face seemed to have suddenly realized something, and she glanced at Hikigaya with some embarrassment:

"Um... that, I forgot... Hikigaya-san, you have to provide your own ingredients..."

Granny Wenxu knocked her head helplessly: "Xiaohui, can you change your forgetful nature when you are nervous? This is not your admission assessment."