Damn, I'm surrounded by my pets
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"Ah, why!?"
"This woman is the wife of your wife's previous life's previous life's previous life's wife. If I were to describe her simply using the values and logic of a pet animal - she is your wife."
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Sorrowful Saint:?
Lian Xing: ???
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Chapter 226: The Sorrowful Saint's Special Fertility Training, Explosive Changes!! [ words]
"This woman is the wife of your wife's previous life's previous life's previous life's wife. If we use the values and logic of a pet animal to simply describe her, she is your wife."
At this moment, as the Cold Deer King's strange words fell, all the pets and people in the Cold Spring Cave were stunned.
Oh, no, to be more precise, the total number of people present is not even half a human being.
Both the Sorrowful Saint and Lian Xing fell into silence.
So, where did this inexplicable relationship come from?
This is too messy...! ! ! !
At this moment, the blue-haired woman took advantage of the shock of the crowd and quickly put on her bathrobe again, recovering from the obscene state of wine and women.
Then, she looked at the woman with huge white antlers in front of her with a suspicious look.
"King Hanlu, what you said is not quite right, is it?"
"The previous life of the previous life of the previous life, which means this is not your first reincarnation...?"
"But, Xiaolu didn't say anything?"
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"Yes, there is a vague memory deep in my memory, but since reincarnation memory cannot be inherited from generation to generation, only I can see it. If you don't believe me, go ask your wife. She can only vaguely recall the memory of her previous life, but cannot directly see my side."
"So, actually, before me, there was a Moon-stepping Deer, and she accidentally combined with her own kind from the Moon Soul Realm, so she adapted to the evolutionary system there and gained the ability to reincarnate."
"So, this is not actually the ability of the Moon Stepper, but the evolution system of the Moon Soul Realm!!!"
"Legend of reincarnation?"
After hearing this, the Sorrowful Saint was still in a daze, while Lian Xing murmured in disbelief.
Did one acquire the legendary properties simply by engaging in intercourse once?
It turns out that this guy is the ex-wife of Lady Tayue!!!
Her relationship with her future life is equivalent to the frozen star sand of her past life. Although her soul is still essentially a pet, her personality and experiences are definitely different, similar to multiple personalities.
At this moment, everyone present looked at the blonde girl.
Her shocked reaction indirectly confirmed what King Hanlu said.
In Xiao Tayue's first life, he actually had a descendant with Tayue, a fellow tribe member from the Moon Soul Realm...
As we all know, the values and ethics of pets are different from those of humans, but it is actually not that complicated. You can understand it by giving a simple example.
Marriage pets don’t care if the beastmaster goes to find human lovers as a spice, whether there are 20 or 100000, it doesn’t matter.
In other words, the married pets will compete with each other for favor, and may even be unhappy with the external married pets who are not in the lineup, but they will not have negative emotions like jealousy towards humans.
After all, in their eyes, their master's lovers are no different from electronic toys.
Would anyone be jealous of their partner's electronic toys...?
Finally, there is one more point that must be explained.
That is, the most solid relationship between two beastmasters is that of in-laws, which is even stronger than love.
My pet has had a relationship with your pet, so there must be an alliance between these two beastmasters.
But, imagine if those two pets and the beastmaster were married to each other! ?
What special situation would it be if my beloved is the wife of your beloved?
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If you can't figure it out within one second, you won't be a qualified pet.
The correct answer is——
Two negatives equal a positive, and I am your wife!!!
At this moment, after reacting to this very basic ethical relationship, everyone present looked in disbelief at the starry-eyed girl with two big golden buns and a face full of grievance.
There were indeed many marks on her body left after being ravaged by an existence similar to the Cold Deer King. Even if they were completely removed, the animal smell that was deeply integrated into her blood would be difficult to restore.
That is to say...
At this moment, Lian Xing, who was tortured and humiliated by the Sorrowful Saint, turned out to be the Sorrowful Saint's wife! ?
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Water Soul Realm.
The sanctuary of the sea, the Palace of the Sea Queen.
The hometown of the Sorrowful Saint.
"Baby, don't be angry. I was wrong before. No matter what compensation you want, I will satisfy you~~~"
"Come on, I'll take you to eat the specialties of the Water Soul Realm~~~"
Located in a magnificent hall, the sad saint who had been so arrogant and proud before suddenly became like a henpecked husband, circling around the blonde girl with a guilty look on her face.
Faced with her new wife who had appeared out of nowhere, she slid to her knees without any dignity.
This is what a beastmaster who is tortured by his marriage pet is like all day long.
This is the final fate of all beastmasters.
No matter how high-spirited you are in the eyes of outsiders, as soon as you are linked to a relationship like a couple or a lover, it will become like dinner.
However, this time it was not that she wanted to enjoy the woman in front of her with a legitimate reason, but using the ten holy waters to torture others was really too much, and even she herself felt embarrassed when she thought about it.
However, Lian Xing turned his head with a cold look, and sat with his two smooth and slender white silk legs crossed, completely ignoring the Sorrowful Saint's intentions.
And Lian Yue, the Saint of Sorrow, also sighed helplessly.
I wish I could beat my mother-in-law to death for giving me such bad advice.
However, as soon as that guy returned to the Water Soul Realm, he was suppressed and fell into a deep sleep, and was temporarily unable to come out and offer advice.
It is obvious that for the Sorrowful Saint, although Lian Xing is from an enemy realm with a different stance, the relationship of in-laws definitely takes priority.
The two of them remained silent for a long time in the awkward atmosphere.
Finally, Lian Xing spoke again:
"Where is the Cold Deer King from before? Can you summon her again? I have something to ask you."
"Well, I'm not sure if it will work, let's just give it a try..."
Having said that, Lian Yue of the Sorrowful Saint Palace immediately started summoning her pet.
However, the one who came out this time was not the majestic white-haired deer girl who looked exactly like Goddess Treading the Moon, but a silly and cute little white-haired deer girl.
Then, in response to their questions, she blinked with a silly look on her face.
"What, what are you talking about?"
"Moon Soul Realm?"
"King of the Cold Deer?"
"I don't know~~~"
"Oh, by the way, Yueyue, I just felt my daughter's breath. I'm going to take a look at her secretly. Bye bye~~~"
As soon as she finished speaking, the lively little deer girl turned into a puff of white smoke and disappeared.
Lian Xing and Gong Lianyue also looked somewhat speechless.
Lian Xing had originally planned to ask the Cold Deer King how to adapt to the evolutionary systems of other soul worlds, but now it seems he has to give up.
The age of this little deer lady seemed to be not much older than her goddaughter Xiao Tayue. She probably wouldn't get any useful answers by asking more.
"Do you have a biological daughter?"
Suddenly, Gong Lianyue asked.
Hearing this question, Lian Xing blinked slightly and asked with some uncertainty.
"Yes, I think there shouldn't be any..."
"Even if I get pregnant, my pet will reset me..."
"So, in a physiological sense, I am still, uh, you know~~~~"
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After pondering for a moment, Gong Lianyue suggested again:
"Lian Xing, are you looking for the Cold Deer King to study the system of the Water Soul Realm so that you can win the Moon God Festival on the other side? In fact, you don't have to look for the Cold Deer King. Isn't the answer to this question already available?"
"After being baptized and infused with the Ten Holy Waters, you have actually begun to gradually adapt to the system of the Sea Soul Realm. And didn't the Cold Deer Queen say that she understood your legendary reincarnation ability after only experiencing it once?"
"so......"
Yes, the answer was already in Lian Xing's face, but she subconsciously didn't want to face it.
The fastest way to adapt to the evolutionary system of the Sea Soul Realm is to have sex with creatures with higher purity in their bodies!!!
"Oh, you're just daydreaming, don't even think about it!!"
When the ten holy waters were mentioned again, Lian Xing sneered and turned his head away in extreme shame and anger.
Even if she couldn't pass this second stage in the end, she would never give up her dignity and do that kind of thing with the guy who just humiliated her! !
What's more, if he tasted the forbidden fruit here and missed the best opportunity to restore the body of the Unbreakable Heaven Ring, the other marriage pets would definitely kill him later.
At this moment, seeing that Lian Xing didn't move at all, the Sad Saint began to seduce him again.
"Oh, by the way, I remember the next part of your Moon Goddess Festival was that?"
"Are you planning to go that far with this useless body and then embarrass yourself in front of the trillions of creatures in your Moon Soul Realm?"
"Married lovers may think you are useless~~~~"
"If I develop a lot of skills here, I will not only be able to get through the third round safely, but I will also have a high chance of winning the second round of aptitude tests?"
"No, don't say that anymore..."
Hearing this, the blonde girl's body trembled slightly.
Her heart had begun to waver violently.
Upon seeing this, Lian Yue of the Sorrowful Saint Palace increased her efforts once again.
"Besides, didn't you say before that since you had dozens of licking dogs and sows when you were six or seven years old, you were not interested in acquaintances at all, but I humiliated you in every way when I didn't know you. In your heart, my existence should be considered quite special, right?"
"I don't listen, I don't listen!!!"
Lian Xing covered his ears.
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