Minato meets his ex-girlfriend
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But because of the addition of the three major desires, the ship girls will do anything to achieve their goals.
No wonder many of the ship girls I know are yandere.
"Like Prometheus bringing down fire from heaven, and like Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit."
Nohara sighed.
The commander had a strange expression on his face.
That being said, but Nohara said it――
It's very obscene.
"This yellow chicken who calls himself 'Cat' built the ship suit and the Mind Cube, and said that if humans have questions, they should go to other yellow chickens to get answers and ask them for advice."
"..."
Nohara gave a brief explanation.
Since then, 'Cat' has disappeared, until now.
The people of Azur Lane and Crimson Axis are also desperately searching for the 'cat'.
But it has not been found yet.
The commander took a deep breath.
There is just too much content, let him digest it.
"This is getting more complicated, so let me just summarize it."
Nohara tapped the table and reminded.
Let me briefly summarize.
1. Only the yellow chicken who calls himself "Cat" knows the structure of the Mind Cube and the ship equipment.
2. The ship's equipment cannot be replicated by human technology.
3. Yellow Chicken can manufacture some technologies for ship equipment, but cannot manufacture Mind Cube. Mind Cube is produced by "Cat" and randomly refreshed around the world.
4. The mental Rubik's Cube decreases year by year.
5. The ship equipment is the core of the ship girl. Once the ship equipment is destroyed, the physical fitness and healing ability of the ship girl will all disappear.
6. In order to allow the ship girls to defeat the deep sea, the 'Cat' added a little bit of 'survival instinct', that is, the three major desires, to the mind cube, and stimulated their fighting desire to protect humans through the desire to reproduce offspring.
7. Excessive sexual desire (Shokaku, etc.), excessive desire for sleep (Lafite Ayanami, etc.), excessive appetite (Akagi, etc.).
8. Ship equipment will inject memories, causing rationality to collapse.
9. There are only ship girls, no ship boys.
"..."
Nohara roughly summarized it.
Although the commander didn't want to admit it, it seemed that all these nine points matched.
Clues finally pieced together into a real puzzle.
But even so, the commander still couldn't imagine it.
The ultimate secret of mankind in the age of shipgirls is actually a——
A chicken calling itself a 'cat'?
Come on, this is too magical realism.
But the survival instinct is true.
From appetite, sexual desire, to sleep desire, corresponding cases can be found in his port area.
In order to satisfy appetite and eat more delicious food, we blow up the deep sea.
For the sake of sexual desire and to reproduce more children, the deep sea is blown up.
For the sake of sleep and Simmons mattress, I blew up the deep sea.
My god, what did the deep sea do wrong?
"There is much more to explain, but for now—"
Nohara said seriously:
"Please allow me to give you a piece of advice."
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pS; 5th update.
Chapter 261 The most terrible thing happened (sixth update)
There is good news, too.
That's the KanColle going berserk, purely out of survival instinct.
It has nothing to do with deep-seaization or anything like that.
If you want to be more precise, the ship equipment memory is more difficult to handle, but there is no other way.
Probably relieved.
"What's the advice?"
The commander raised his eyelids and asked.
"My suggestion is that after you return to the garrison, you should find the ship girl who has a crush on you."
Nohara pushed up his glasses, and a wise reflection appeared in the mirror, "Catch them all."
"Excuse me, what does 'catch them all' mean?"
"Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap."
Nohara imitated some kind of sound rhythmically, "What does it mean?"
"The 'pa pa pa' you mentioned and the 'pa pa pa' I understand are the same 'pa pa pa'?"
The commander was suspicious.
Nohara was silent.
After two minutes of silence, the commander couldn't help but urge: "Can you say something?"
"Oh, I want to talk too, but the problem is that I don't know which 'pa pa pa' you are talking about. Do all you Donghuang people speak so complicatedly? I wasn't born a Donghuang person!"
Nohara blurted out a long string of Donghuang words in one breath.
The commander was startled.
"Anyway, my Chinese isn't that good, so I don't understand what you mean."
Nohara stiffened his neck in annoyance, "It means to make a baby."
"..."
rough!
This was too straightforward, the commander understood.
This is to persuade him to be a father!
"Here you go."
"what?"
"I prepared this in case you couldn't think of a name for the child."
"..."
The commander took the list and took a look at it.
Atractylodes macrocephala, white peony root, ginkgo, white striata, white angelica root, alum, white mustard, white snake, white aconite, Imperata root, white silkworm, white flower oldenlandia, white iris, white lentil, white ginseng, white poria...
"Depend on!"
The commander sneered, "What the hell are you doing? Do you think I run a Chinese medicine store?"
"Isn't this the name of the traditional Chinese medicine with the word white in it?"
Nohara said nonchalantly, "Then I'll give you two. The man is named Bai Jingting, and the woman is named Bai Suzhen."
"..."
The commander was convinced, "Why isn't the man called Bai Zhantang and the woman called Bai Jie?"
"Hey, don't say that yet."
Nohara's eyes lit up, "Your name is quite good."
"Get lost, is that all you have to say?"
"Not really. There's still some time."
Nohara looked at the clock and there was still some time.
So he began to tell a story.
"Once upon a time, there was an admiral who ran a small garrison. He was forced to be popular by many shipgirls. That admiral was often taken care of by the military police..."
"..."
The commander was stunned for a moment, "Is the surname of this admiral you are talking about Bai?"
Sounds a bit like myself.
"It doesn't matter what his last name is. In order to avoid being looked after by the military police, he doesn't come into contact with the ship girls except for work."
Nohara said earnestly: "One day, a ship girl who liked him approached him while crying, but in order to avoid being taken care of by the military police, he refused and ignored her, and the result was..."
"result……?"
The commander was a little nervous.
"So the ship girls went berserk."
"Runaway!?"
"Yes, everyone lost control. The runaway ship girls attacked the admiral in the room one night and broke into the room at night."
"..."
You can even come up with a joke like the night battle breakthrough, and yet you say you don’t understand Chinese?
The commander sniffed. "And then?"
"The military police who heard the commotion rushed to the scene and found the admiral stripped of his clothes, his hands and feet handcuffed, and his body limp like a corn that has lost its moisture. It was just like the scene of a crackdown on prostitution."
"..."
too frightening.
"I heard that this true story was later adapted into a book. I think it was called something..."
"..."
Too brutal.
It turns out that social machines really exist.
Thinking of that state, the commander felt his teeth ache and his legs and feet go weak.
"What happened in the end?"
The commander tried to remain calm.
"The admiral who was attacked developed a fear of women and resigned from his position as admiral."
"Tsk."
"In addition to these admirals, there are also some small-scale and medium-sized garrisons that have encountered similar situations. There are also disputes where they ignored the good intentions of the ship girls and ended up being kidnapped, imprisoned, or directly turned into social spirit machines."
"..."
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