"Of course. I'm a local who was born and raised in Guardian Land. No one knows how to cook our local dishes better than me!"
Sougo's clone dealt with Morfomeow with a smile, but he couldn't stop wondering in his heart.
Obviously, he was planning to invite Lita to dinner, but he didn't expect that Lita was too vigilant and directly pushed her close minister Morfo Miao to take the blame.
By the way, have you seen this scene somewhere?
correct!
I remembered!
It seems like a scene from "Jetman".
I remember that both the Red Warrior and the Black Warrior liked the female White Warrior, so they invited the White Warrior to a date on the same day and at the same time, and the White Warrior naturally went to the Red Warrior's side.
Here comes the funny part in Min's style. The black warrior finally waited for the blue warrior, who was also a woman but whom he didn't like at all. Even the yellow warrior, the light bulb in the team, came and got a table of ice cream for free.
At that moment, at this moment.
For a moment, Sougo's clone didn't know what to say, and could only try to hint at Morfo-nyan.
"Is Lord Lita usually like this?"
"of course."
Morfo Meow nodded as he ate and replied, "She has been like this ever since I graduated from law school and became a close minister to Lord Lita."
"No one knows where she eats, and I can't find her anywhere except at work."
"......All right."
At least Sougo's clone was able to confirm that Li Ta had always been like this, and that he did not treat himself as free labor or a fool.
"By the way, are there no special days for Lord Lita recently?"
"Hmm? Let me think about it."
Morpho Meow wiped the cream from the corner of her mouth, and suddenly her eyes lit up, as if she really remembered something very important.
"I've got it! In a few days, it will be the fifteenth anniversary of Lita becoming the Chief Judge, and that day will also be the day when the limited edition Morfin doll will be released!"
"Limited series?"
In order to better carry out the mission of Lacules, Sougo's clone went to great lengths to learn about the series of related information about this plush toy, just like he knew about the various Kamen Rider figures and Ultraman soft rubber before he traveled through time.
The so-called limited edition Morfin is handmade by senior craftsmen in the Medical Country. It is expensive and rare, and it is difficult for ordinary people to buy it.
However, it did give Sougo's clone a good idea.
"Oh, by the way, why don't you just send me to the Medical Kingdom to learn the authentic craftsmanship? When I return to the Ice and Snow Kingdom, I can make whatever version of Morfin doll Lady Lita wants for her, right?"
"By the way..."
Suddenly, Morpho Cat narrowed his eyes and showed a classic funny expression.
"You don't like Master Lita, do you?"
"This, this shouldn't be a matter of course? Lady Lita gave me a legitimate job, allowing me to produce genuine Morfin dolls and legally bring smiles to the children in the orphanage. Why shouldn't I like her?"
"You actually admitted it so readily?"
Originally, Morpho wanted to tease Sougo's clone a little, but seeing that Sougo's clone agreed so readily, he had to give up.
"But before we learn the craft, I think we should buy a limited edition first, what do you think?"
"can."
Sougo's clone took out his wallet, which contained his first salary after coming to the Ice and Snow Country, as well as the money he earned from selling Morfin dolls.
However, he didn't care much about money, and even wanted to sell it at the material price. But after being warned by Lita for disrupting the market, he had no choice but to add the labor cost, which was almost the same as the market price.
But even so, Sougo's clone still made a lot of money. Maybe all of Lita's assets combined were not as much as he earned from selling Morfin dolls in the past week.
“So much money?”
"It's all thanks to the genuine sales qualification that Lord Lita helped me obtain, which allowed me to sell the Morfin dolls I made to various markets in the Five Nations Alliance, and even allowed me to buy a genuine one from a scalper."
"cattle......"
For a moment, Morpho Cat couldn't help but look embarrassed.
"Isn't it because the scalpers' resale prices were too high that you took the path of breaking the law?"
"Now that things have come to this, I am even a little grateful to these scalpers."
Sougo's clone showed an optimistic expression and said with some self-mockery: "If it weren't for these scalpers, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to live the life I have today."
"You'd better not let Lita know what you said, otherwise she will confiscate your genuine sales license and drive you out of the Ice and Snow Country. Lita hates scalpers the most!"
"okokokok!"
However, in order to make Lita laugh, Sougo thought that he couldn't do it alone, and he had to persuade Morfomeow to go into the water with him.
"Morfo, meow, do you want to take a bath with Master Lita?"
! ! ! !
As soon as these words were spoken, Morpho's face turned red, and his whole body was like a steam engine, constantly spewing steam from his ears, and the pupils of his eyes kept spinning.
"This this this this this this this this this...How is this possible? I shouldn't do that, I I I..."
"and many more!"
Until this point, Morpho Cat also quickly changed the subject.
"How on earth did you know where Lady Lita takes her bath?"
"this one......"
In response, Sougo could only give an expression that said, "You know what I mean."
It can't be said that he used his molecular control ability to stare at Li Ta for several days before finding out the pattern and location of Li Ta's bathing, right?
This kind of thing cannot be told even if you die!
"Good boy!"
Morfo was embarrassed and annoyed, and immediately reached out and grabbed Sougo's ears, pulling them hard to the sides. "So you had a plan for Lady Lita, and you even dared to step on her!"
I don’t know so many things!
"Tell me! How many secrets do you know about Lord Lita that I don't know?"
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts." Sougo's clone gently pushed Morfo away, and his voice was like a poisonous snake, tempting this close minister of Lita.
"By the way, do you really want to know? If I tell you, wouldn't you become my accomplice?"
"Huh? This..."
"Although I know a lot of things, I think it's better to stop here. It would be terrible if I really angered Master Lita."
After saying that, Sougo's clone turned around and wanted to leave, but his shoulders tensed. Needless to say, Morphomeow had completely fallen into the trap.
"Tell me quickly!"
"it is good."
Now that a consensus has been reached, Sougo's clone can't wait to start sharing the information he knows about Li Ta.
"Every week, Lita would turn on the TV half an hour earlier when the Morfin cartoons were on, and every time she saw the TV signal fluctuate, she couldn't help but frown."
"Why do you know so well?"
The first piece of news alone shocked Morpho. "It sounds like you saw it with your own eyes."
"But the problem of TV signal should be solved."
"solve?"
"Yes! We'll sort it out tomorrow!"
On the second day, Li Ta was reviewing documents in the office as usual. Sougo's clone and Morpho took this opportunity to sneak to the door of Li Ta's private room.
On ordinary days, the gate here is always locked, and ordinary people simply don't have the courage to step into Li Ta's private sacred territory.
Except for these two daring guys at the door.
Morfo Miao took out professional lock-picking tools and was fiddling with the iron lock on the door that seemed to require no technical skills.
"Why are you so skilled?"
While watching, Sougo's clone continued to extract information from the honest child, Morfo.
"Well, practice makes perfect. To be honest, this is the first time I've entered this room since I became a close minister. Open it!"
“Pah--”
With a crisp sound, the door lock fell down and was caught by Sougo's clone himself to prevent it from falling to the ground and making a loud noise.
Then, the two of them carefully pushed open the door and walked into Li Ta's room.
What comes into view is...
"What a messy room. Is this Master Lita's room?"
"Shh-"
In fact, the moment he saw the internal structure of the room, Morphomeow was completely stunned, and his high-end filter about the Li Tower was shattered. However, Sougo's clone had already seen it once and pretended to be surprised.
The whole room was filled with books scattered on the ground, and in the center of the room, there was a circle of densely packed Morfin dolls.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
"This is also the first time I've done this kind of work, so I can't be impatient!"
Sougo's clone walked into the room carefully carrying a toolbox, disassembled the original TV, and prepared to modify it.
Along with the sound of metal colliding, brand new parts replaced the original old components according to [Yak]'s calculations, and even had more functions than before.
Compared with the original version, there is no need for any base stations, antennas, networks, etc.
In order to prevent Lita from noticing the clues, Sougo chose to modify the TV instead of buying a newer one.
"Not okay yet?"
"Come on, come on!"
Sougo was completing the final assembly steps and was about to put the TV back to its original position when something strange happened.
"What are you guys doing?"
Probably just like countless classic scenes, Lita returned to the room at this moment. The only eye that was not covered by the mask stared at the two people who were caught like the Eye of Horus in mythology, counting their sins.
"us,"
"only,"
"I want to give it to Master Lita,"
“A surprise!”
The two of them answered one sentence each as if they were singing a duet, and Lita's body was shaking slightly, and the amplitude of the shaking was even getting stronger and stronger, and it was obvious that she was about to die.
"I heard that the signal for your TV, Lord Lita, is not good and fluctuates frequently, so I made a TV like this and asked me to bring him to repair it. I plan to give you a surprise."
"Suspected of bribing superiors."
Lita's facial expression determined the crime, fully upholding her neutral stance as a judge.
"Don't dare!"
Sougo's clone waved his hands quickly. He had done enough homework before taking this step.
"I'm just repairing a TV, there's no need for a bribe."
"Then it means entering and leaving confidential places without permission."
"..."
So there must be a crime that suits me, right?
And looking at the trembling look of Morfo Miao beside her, she might have done it on purpose to scare her.
"Okay, I admit it."
"You will be sentenced to one day of hard labor. Go to the prison and change your clothes by yourself."
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