[I haven’t attended many funerals, so I can’t do such a hellish thing! ]

[When I saw the dull expressions of the people behind me, I wanted to laugh! ]

【I don’t understand, but I’m having a feast! 】

[Just a joke, Rock God held his own funeral! Hahahaha...]

[Emperor, what are you doing? And Wendy, why do you have to do everything? Can you do something useful?

And Ganyu, Keqing, where are your characters? How could you do this?

Looking at Hu Tao again, he is still the same as before, always soliciting business. 】

[There must be something wrong with the way I opened it! 】

[It's obviously a funeral, why is it so grand and joyful? ]

[Wangshengtang business style: Funerals are held as happy occasions. ]

[Oh my goodness, if you didn't know, you would think they were holding the Rock God's Birthday Festival! ]

[Outrageous! The Wind God actually came to Liyue to see the God of Geo off, and sang so passionately! ]

[Good fellows, I won’t die without them at my funeral! ]

Chapter 1: Who is the Grass God? Zhongli takes a selfie at the Emperor's portrait!

Seeing this, even though she had just read the beginning, Alicia paused immediately.

Then she sent the video link to the Mihoyo beautiful girl chat and to Shiraishi himself.

Good things like this should be shared by everyone.

Alicia especially wants to see what interesting reactions everyone will have after watching this video.

Because the video was only two minutes long, many people saw it, clicked on it directly, and were all stunned.

【Keqing: I, how did I end up on camera?! And in this way?! (Angry out of shame)】

[Ganyu: There must be some deep meaning behind the Emperor's actions, right?]

[Ningguang: How can Hu Tao become a boss? (helpless)]

[Shen He: pursing lips to hold back laughter.jpg]

[Lisa: Ningguang, you should ask your emperor about this. Didn’t he hold his own funeral? This is a live broadcast, right? (dog head)]

[Hu Tao: Apparently our Wangsheng Hall has accepted the order to send off the emperor, so Zhongli, as a guest official, will naturally come forward.]

[Qin: I understand the reasoning, but why are Keqing, the Seven Star, and Ganyu, the Seven Star Secretary, here too? Aren't you supposed to be catching assassins right now?]

[Barbara: Phew! Why is it that Wendy was there and even sent her colleague Yan Shen off to his grave, but I didn’t feel anything wrong? ]

[Ying: Like Kaeya and Tartaglia, Venti is the type who will never be C no matter what she does! Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter.]

[Ye Lan: I don’t know whether the Emperor will send me away or not, but I’m about to be sent away, hahaha! (patting Shen He’s shoulders crazily)]

[Yun Jin: The glorious image of the Emperor in my mind can never be restored...]

[Zhongshenzi: In conclusion, I haven’t watched enough of Emperor Jun’s birth videos. Having watched “Zhongli: Da Da Da” a hundred times, I am not afraid of anything. 】

[Lei Movie: Son of God, you...]

[Nilu: The memory of the dead is attacking me again! My Emperor! ]

[Eula: Is this something I can watch? I will remember this grudge! ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Puh, I have to hold it in. Puh, no. Puh, I can’t hold it in anymore… (lying on the table, burying her head in her arms to stifle her laughter)]

[Alicia: It seems that everyone likes this creative video. (Music symbol)]

Alicia was very satisfied with everyone's reaction.

I glanced at Bai Shi's chat interface, still no response.

I don’t know if he didn’t see it or was pretending to be dead.

Regardless, continue to enjoy this creative video.

Alicia returned to the live broadcast room and continued to click play.

The screen changes.

Keqing was beating the big drum on the ground, her body swaying back and forth.

Ganyu lowered her head and started beating the drum that was previously hung on Hu Tao.

Hu Tao took the two cymbals that Zhongli had given her and struck them hard.

Wendy leaned on the Immortal Ancestor Fatai and continued to play the piano and sing.

And what about Zhongli?

At this moment, he was actually playing the suona that Keqing had just played.

When Keqing saw this, her face turned red.

Isn't this an indirect kiss between the boss and her?

The first is secret joy.

The first is regret.

How can you do this?

It would be great if the Emperor blew first and then she continued.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all shocked.

【Emperor: Continue playing music, continue dancing.】

[The video can be down-to-earth, but not too down-to-earth! ]

【This video is so fucking hellish! 】

Good creations should be given to the audience, not sent away.

Good creations should be remembered in temples, not in mourning halls.

Good creations should be admired, not worshipped.

Good creations should be spread on earth, not in hell.

Good creations should fascinate people, not make them stupefied.

Good creations should be fascinating, not boring. 】

[But I don’t know why, I’m actually a little envious of Keqing. I also want to kiss Mr. Zhongli indirectly. ]

[You little sluts, I'm different. I want to hug Zhongli and kiss him as much as I want. ]

Alicia hesitated to speak.

She thought a lot, but in the end she couldn't say a word.

Just keep watching.

The picture changes again.

A coffin with a big "Fu" character written on the mouth was placed on the platform for sending off the immortals.

Ganyu beat the two big gongs and jumped three feet high.

Zhongli squatted in front of his own portrait, holding a camera, and took a selfie with a "yeah" gesture.

Wendy sat in front of the coffin and drank.

Keqing's entire painting style has changed.

I saw a Q version of Keqing, full of Deli's silly aura, dancing and swaying from side to side on the coffin.

Hu Tao held up a large wooden sign that read: "Professional funeral team at Wangsheng Hall, half price for the first tombstone, you deserve it~"

The video ends.

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

[Putting an advertisement in front of the emperor's coffin, Master Hu is really working hard for sales! ]

[You call this a funeral when the atmosphere is so celebratory? It's absolutely amazing! ]

【Look at Keqing's wise eyes! 】

【Master Ke, what’s wrong with you, Master Ke? 】

[Yuhengxing, I asked you to disrespect the gods, but I didn’t ask you to dance on the emperor’s coffin?! ]

[I laughed my ass off when I saw Zhongli taking a selfie in front of his coffin! ~]

【Ritual! Collapse! Music! Destroyed!】

[This kind of video is still too early for the people of Teyvat in this era, but it is just right for us modern people. ]

On the other side, Mihoyo beautiful girl is chatting.

[Ningguang: This Keqing doesn’t seem very smart.]

[Ganyu: The Emperor took a selfie on a grave. It looked weird, but it was funny. Haha!]

[Ganyu: Ah, the boss called me. I'm going to run away. I hope the boss won't see this rude video. ]

[Ailixia: @Ganyu, smiling without saying anything.jpg]

[Lei Movie: After watching it, I felt terrible...]

[Zhongshenzi: Is this why you, my friend, are holding onto my shoulders and won’t let go? Let go! It hurts!]

[Ye Lan: @Shen He, we, the Liyue characters released later, are at a disadvantage. We can’t even attend the Emperor’s funeral. ]

[Shen He: @Ye Lan, according to the boss's plan, I will go online before you. ]

[Yelan:...]

[Nashida: With all this grass-growing content... who is the Grass God? (Throws the table)]

[Keqing: This uploader, I’m going to kill you! ]

Keqing was so angry that she almost died.

She was actually dancing on the emperor's coffin!

And the eyes are full of "wisdom", silly!

It's simply a blasphemy to her perfect image as Yuheng Star!

Even gave a big close-up.

You call this Walnut Creation?

How come I'm the one who was hurt the most?

Aqing is about to cry.

Why do you persecute me like this?

but.

Keqing looked at the current data of the video "The Rebirth Hall Band" and found that it exceeded more than half of the videos released by the official account of Genshin Impact.

Obviously this will bring great publicity to Walnut.

If it is placed on the flow∞, it is at least tens of millions.

∞ is to translate it and post it on external networks such as YouTube, which can further improve the flow of the Hu Nut card pool that is about to be up.

For the sake of Genshin Impact, for Mihoyo, and for the boss, Aqing will fight even if she is persecuted.

She then sent the video to her subordinates, asking them to translate it into Japanese and English, and then post it on the Internet.

The creative video of "Wangshengtang Band" was so crude that it almost killed countless viewers.

But even so, there were still audiences who were seriously enjoying this funeral music.

【For musical instruments like suona, there are really many experts among the common people. In the past, there was a temple fair in the village, and there was an old man who played the trumpet without taking a breath, and he played long notes. I can't hold my breath for that long! And Keqing in the video is really no worse than a performer! 】

【Since it is a band, let's appreciate the music itself. It is really great when I watched it for the first time, and it is impossible not to laugh. But if you listen carefully, the Huaxia small drum is played very steadily. Keqing's suona is played very well in the first section, and after the hu enters, the suona also plays excellent tongue-twisting sounds in the first section. The climax at the end is also very good, and the tremolo that is more common in folk music pushes the climax to the end. In fact, if you ignore the spoof pictures and only listen to the audio, it is still a good work. 】

[Although it is a spoof work, it is said that the folk music in it is really professional and accurate. 】

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