Making Genshin Impact: Let my daughter Klee shoot PV at the beginning

At this time, someone shared a creative video that was exactly related to the topic everyone was discussing.

"Genshin Impact Female Character Size Comparison".

This is actually a modified version of a bathhouse adventure video from "Shimura: Laugh Out Loud".

The original video can be said to be the root of all evil in the world of ghost animals.

The main content is about the adventures of Yamaguchi-gumi members of different ranks in the bathhouse, comparing the number of tattoos on their bodies.

In the Yamaguchi-gumi, the more tattoos one has, the higher one's status.

The last one to come in is basically the boss of the entire organization.

It opens with four bottom members in a sauna wearing towels and with no tattoos on their arms.

Then a man with a tattoo on his arm walked in arrogantly.

You can tell he’s a small boss by looking at his tattoo.

It turned out that the four grassroots members quickly gave way to the boss.

The little boss looked left and right.

Everyone else lowered their heads, looking timid and not daring to look at him.

Then a middle leader with tattoos on his right arm and chest walked in.

It turned out that the four grassroots members were so scared that they just left and didn't dare to stay in the same room with the two big guys.

The previously arrogant little leader immediately gave way to the big boss and behaved very well.

Then a big boss with tattoos on his arms and chest walked in.

The leader immediately gave up his position and behaved obediently.

The little leaders were so scared that they shrank into a corner and fell to their knees.

The big boss looked at the two of them and said, "Your position seems to be pretty good."

The two men were so frightened that they immediately stood up, gave up their seats, and knelt down.

The middle leader kneels on top, and the small leader kneels below.

They all turned their backs to the big boss and did not dare to look at him.

The big boss looked at the middle boss kneeling there and said, "It looks good up there too."

The middle leader was so scared that he quickly stood up and gave up his seat. The big leader sat next to him, but when he saw that he didn't move aside consciously, he stood up and showed off his tattoos.

He even pulled the towel, earning the leader's shocked expression of "Wow".

The middle leader sat beside him more obediently.

Then the door opened again, and a man covered in tattoos walked in.

With this number of tattoos, he must be the leader.

As a result, the arrogant leader just now knelt down in the corner, not daring to look at the boss.

The other two leaders were trembling.

The leader opened his legs and took a very arrogant attitude.

In this magically modified original God creation video.

All the female characters in Genshin Impact are wearing costumes from the game.

The first four people to appear in the bathhouse were Yanfei, Hutao, Mona, and Barbara.

Then Keqing walked in.

Hu Tao, Mona and others lowered their heads and did not dare to look at Keqing.

Keqing walked up to the four people and waved.

Everyone quickly moved left and right to make room for Keqing.

...asking for flowers...

Keqing looked left and right, and even stretched her head to take a closer look at Hu Tao and Mona on both sides.

Well, not as big as her.

confidence.

When the audience saw this, they almost died of laughter and started to complain.

[Wow, an arms display.]

[Why not come in wearing a bath towel? (dog head)]

[Wearing this way in the bathhouse doesn't seem to be realistic enough. (dog head)]

[How did Master Hu obtain the qualification to participate in the competition? 】

[It's okay, Master Hu, the small one is also very cute. 】

[Master Carver: I am so awesome! ]

【Since Ganyu, Xiao, and Hutao came up, Aqing hasn't been this tough for a long time. 】

【Aqing is not small among players of the same level, and has a promising future. 】

[It feels like everyone else is the same except for Walnut. ]

[My blind guess is that the boss is either Beidou or Lisa. 】

[You forgot about Rosalia.]

Then the door opened again.

Ningguang walked in.

Yanfei, Hutao, Mona, and Barbara all shrank their bodies and ran away.

too big.

It's impossible to look straight at.

I can't stay in a room.

Then Qin came in.

The comments all said that Qiqi and Ningguang should be at the same level.

What’s even more surprising is that the voiceover of Qin saying “Your position seems to be very good” was actually the original voice actor.

The final BOSS appeared in the spotlight, it was Lisa.

Of course, there are other versions with Beidou and Rosalie as bosses.

Anyway, the audience was happy after watching it.

[The humble Liyue Seven Stars and the leader of the Knights of Favonius are facing the wall online. 】

[Showing off the leader of the scumbag piano. 】

[I think what Captain Jean should show off is her buttocks. After all, everyone in Mondstadt knows that Captain Jean's buttocks are the soul of Liyue.]

After watching it, everyone commented.

[Shigemiko: If Inazuma is online, then Ying should be the boss in the end. ]

[Ye Lan: No, the final BOSS must be Shen He. ]

【Kyuki Shinobu: Could it be Sara? 】

[Wendy: I ​​think Sister Rosaline can also compete for this BOSS.]

[Carol: Timido has applied to fight! (Timido.jpg)]

[Seele: Sister Bronya has applied to join the battle! (Big Duck.jpg)]

[Greshue: Mother Aponia is the greatest! (Aponia.jpg)]

In the end, all the queens were dragged out by their relatives and friends to join the battle.

Hu Tao has no interest in such a superficial game of comparing size.

Don’t ask, because if you ask, you will cry when you see too much.

It would be better to take a look at what comments there are on the single "Ao" that he just released.

Soon, Hu Tao hugged her Emperor pillow, lay on the bed and watched the Chuang video.

As a result, she soon saw a creative video that made her mouth twitch again.

"Genshin Impact Female Character Size Ranking".

Although he knew the result, Hu Tao still clicked on it.

Because in the modified video just now comparing sizes, he also had Barbara, Yanfei, Mona and other sisters.

Although she is small, she is not a person.

Click in to see.

Walnut felt relieved immediately.

Lolis like Klee and Qiqi are not included in the ranking.

Then from her to Ying and other girls, they are all A. Older sisters like Qin and Ningguang are B. Even Lisa, Beidou and others are only C, there is no D.

It turns out that everyone is right about A, so there's nothing wrong.

“Hey, why are there so many comments?”

When I opened the comment section, I saw that everyone was saying that the up-loader was making random rankings.

[It seems like this was arranged by an otaku who has no idea about bust size. 】

[The up master must be single. 】

[I understand, up is an Azur Lane player! ]

[What's going on? The girls in our domestic games can't even compare to the big sisters in the Japanese animations in terms of breasts? I'm so angry. When will we be able to stand up? ]

[I've probably watched too many anime or comics, in which the characters have very big breasts, so I think that the breasts are generally around EF cup. Then suddenly a normal D cup appears, and compared to all the big-breasted characters I've seen before, I subconsciously think they are small, so I think the female characters in Genshin Impact are only ABC cups.

After reading too many Japanese comics and applying them to reality, I feel that most people can never reach D cup, because in their cognition, D cup belongs to the category of people with very large cups. Then I apply this cognition to anime, and the very large female characters in anime are really F and above. Therefore, in my opinion, no one can exceed D cup, which is the sacred size in the minds of otakus.

In fact, ABCD is not really that big. Those who think that EF cup loses body proportions are actually missing out on knowledge. In fact, judging from the height, if you are too short, then EF cup does look too big. However, if you are of normal height or taller, EF cup looks completely normal, and it is not what many people say is abnormally large. 】

[It’s fine if Hu Tao is A, but if the others are also A, then I won’t accept it. ]

walnut:"???"

What's going on with this guy?

You're telling lies with your eyes open, right?

Just me A?

How can it be?

Barbara, Yan Fei and the others are obviously similar to me.

"Humph, this person must be talking nonsense. I want to see other people's comments."

As time went by, Hu Tao's eyes turned black and he almost fainted.

Chapter 1: Who did it? The Emperor's buttocks, Liyue's soul!

The initial reviews were okay.

There are jokes.

[I am an honest man, how could I have come across such a video? (dog head)]

[The ancient rock dragon lizard is estimated to be D, right? (funny)]

[Although people's XP is free, I still recommend you to see a doctor. ]

[Breast shapes are different. Some shapes look small, but are actually big. Some shapes look big, but are actually small. It depends on the type of bra.]

Most of the comments refute the size given by the up master and then give their own opinions.

There was discussion about Mona.