After playing around, I went to the Knights of Favonius, but learned that Jean was out on patrol, and Kaeya became the acting leader and was handling official business in Jean's office.
The audience laughed.
[Three years and three years later, Kaia, the Kanreya spy, has become the acting leader, hahahahaha! ]
[I'm telling you guys, you won't believe it, but Kaeya is set to be very good at clerical work and is Jean's most trusted deputy.]
[Both civil and military skills are amazing, Brother Kaizi! 】
[That's right, Brother Kaizi is really talented. The treasure map and treasure poem in his treasure legend mission were all drawn and composed by Kaia himself, hahaha! ]
Grandpa went into the office to take a look.
Kaiya was sitting in the seat of the leader of Qin.
And Wendy was watching.
Q: Kaia hasn’t started his homework yet.
The barrage is full of jokes.
[Undercover as the acting group leader, with the chairman personally working beside him. 】
["This is your chance. You are our last hope." Brother Kaizi, have you forgotten the mission your father gave you? (Dog head)]
[Good fellow, just like the day before school started, I haven’t done any homework yet. ]
[Teacher Wendy who is slacking off, and student Kaia who is slacking off, isn't that normal? 】
[Let you show off and ask the teacher for homework. 】
["On the years when the last descendant of the royal family of Caria was a social slave in the Knights of Favonius in Mondstadt." ]
then…
Now that the best tool man in Teyvat has arrived, Kaeya naturally asks him to help find a drinking buddy named Ninglu.
Some new viewers posted comments asking who Ning Lu was, which triggered a new round of discussion about Kaeya.
[The guy who was caught drinking behind his wife's back by the nuns, and asked me to help buy time. ]
[Trivia: Ning Lu is one of the four great wine drinkers in Mondstadt.]
[This guy is Kaiya's undercover agent in the treasure-stealing group, hahaha! ]
[Mondstadt is full of Kaizi's informants, such as Ninglu, Weier, etc. The side quest "That gentleman" is Kaeya. ]
[The official copy says that Kaeya is in control of all the movements in Mondstadt and knows almost everything about Mondstadt. He is the master of all Mondstadt! ]
Ye and Wendy found Ning Lu, who said that he had a serious addiction to alcohol and spent every few days in the bar.
Wendy said, "I know wine is a good thing, but the way you drink it, well..."
This made the audience laugh.
[He drank several cups but was only slightly drunk. He drank until he was penniless and actually talked about others. ]
[Is it possible that what Wendy actually meant was "The way you drink, um... rinse your mouth"? ]
After helping Ning Lu make a gift for his wife, Ye and Wendy returned to the Knights of Favonius to find Kaeya to collect homework.
As a result, Kaia wrote a love poem with the content "mi-muhe-ye, which means I love you in the language of the Qiuqiu people."
Alicia frowned.
As a fan of the plot, she has read and memorized the language of the Hilichurls in the "Selected Poems of the Hilichurls".
"I remember that in the Anthology of Qiuqiu People's Poetry, mimuheye was described as a war song that might be sung by Qiuqiu people in a duel. As long as Fang sang this vulgar song, a fight would break out."
The audience burst out laughing after hearing Alicia's explanation.
[Kaia, you are so naughty! ]
[The way Kaizi ge fools around with his homework is exactly like me! ]
[The language of Kaeya's hometown is foreshadowed. Rules]
[Actually it means "I'm going to beat you to death", hahaha! ]
[Is Kaia testing Wendy? ]
[In order not to make me sad, Wendy actually translated it like this. He really... I am crying! ]
[In fact, in addition to the meaning of "I want to beat you to death", this sentence does also mean "I love you", depending on the context. ]
Chapter 1: My sister electrocuted me! Kaiya tested Wendy! The Emperor sent flowers to Wendy!
After some jokes, Kaiya asked his grandfather to run errands and deliver a document to the church.
Alicia controls Zhongli to run errands.
Looking at the Rock King running towards the church with his long legs, Alicia had a happy smile on her face.
Because she knew that these actions were based on Shiraishi himself in real life.
In other words, this is equivalent to her manipulating Boss Mihoyo to work at the Wind Flower Festival.
The audience just thought that it was the Emperor who was running errands.
But for her, an insider, the worker who is running errands to earn Mora is not only the emperor, but also the boss of Mihoyo. This is double the joy.
Then Alicia met Jean and Lisa, two older sisters who were on patrol at the church door.
She was very satisfied with this arrangement where she could occasionally meet her favorite Mond characters during the event.
Alicia smiled and greeted, "Hi, Jean, Lisa, how was the Wind Flower Festival?"
At this time, Qin was talking to Lisa.
Qin: "Lisa, let's make three rules. Even if we are trying to stop drunks from causing trouble on the streets, we can't use magic to electrocute them, okay?"
Lisa: "Qin, you misunderstood. The last time you saw it was the drunk who took the initiative to beg, so I thought, maybe some people like this..."
This interesting interaction was a joy for everyone to watch.
【The current situation of couples quarreling. 】
[On patrol duty, Qin is actually on a date with his wife. 】
[I feel that the original gods are full of same-sex characters, such as Kaeya Diluk, Qin and Lisa, Ganyu and Keqing, Chongyun and Miss, Bennett and Razor, etc. 】
[It feels crispy and numb~~]
【It's time to give him an electric shock! 】
[Damn it, why did Sister Lisa reward those drunkards? ]
[Good fellow, this drunk is playing quite perverted, old m. ]
[That’s right, I just like being electrocuted by Lisa, ah, so cool~~]
[Sister Lisa, give me a shock, hehehe! ]
When she saw her grandfather, Lisa called him "little cutie".
When asked if librarians also have to patrol, Lisa smiled and said that the Wind Flower Festival is short of staff, so small people like her also have to come out on duty.
Then Qin pointed out that Lisa liked to use electric shocks to separate fighting citizens and shock the drunk troublemakers until they begged for mercy.
Paimeng was shocked. It turned out that patrolling was so exciting. He broadened his horizons.
As a result, the audience made all kinds of jokes.
[A little cutie over a hundred years old, still okay. 】
[The little guy refers to the genius that Xumi Jiao Ling Yuan encounters once every two hundred years. ]
[Kaeya and Lisa are both good at playing the pig and eating the tiger, plus Albedo, Klee and other immortal characters, this is Mondstadt, whose strength was taken away by the leader by 70%. How strong was Mondstadt at its peak? It was really a hidden dragon and crouching tiger. ]
When he entered the church, he met Bennett, who was injured all day long, and Barbara, Mond's idol and church pastor.
As soon as Bennett opened his mouth, he made the audience laugh.
"I just came back from the wild, and as usual I went to the church to ask the nuns to help bandage the wound, but I saw Miss Barbara running out with a pale face and a letter in her hand."
[Oh my goodness, a routine?!]
[It's so skillful that it makes people feel distressed. 】
[Routine? Can't you heal yourself? Although only %.]
The content of the letter was: To my dear Miss Barbara, I stole your most important thing and buried it in the ground.
Alicia was stunned.
"Barbara's most important thing? My first thought was her sister Jean.
Burying Captain Qin in the ground, this scene... poof!"
The fact was just as Alicia said, Barbara ran out anxiously, shouting, "Sister!"
As a result, he met the reliable Battle Sister Rosalia.
This "Mond Jinyiwei"
The "big" sister told Barbara that she had just seen Qin and Lisa together.
Come to think of it, it's true that without a few smart guys, it would be impossible to take down the Lion Fang Knight who can dismantle Xiao Bao with his bare hands and the hidden genius of the Order Academy.
Then the others went with Barbara to where the map was. Paimon finally shouted, "Okay, Barbara, go ahead!"
Alicia was amused again.
What a guy Shiraishi!
Why is the plot of the Wind Flower Festival he wrote so cheerful?
How many times have I been unable to hold back my laughter today?
On the other side, Bennett thought it was the Thousand Winds Temple and ran there by himself.
You know, there is a one-eyed little treasure there, what an unlucky guy.
When Grandpa, Barbara and others arrived, they found it was an exquisite gift box, with a windmill daisy wreath and paper stars.
The note read: I am sorry to attract you in this way, but I offer you the wind flower with sincerity for your virtue and loveliness.
It turns out that the so-called "criminal" is a fan of Barbara.
As for the candidates, everyone has guessed it, except Paimon.
Wendy even mischievously asked her to guess.
Afterwards, I and Paimon went to check the homework of "The Impediment to Synthesis Master Timaus", and it turned out to be another guy who hadn't written it yet.
Then Sucrose appears. She had previously asked Timaeus to crack an alchemical formula that was suspected to be the Wind Flower, but the other party couldn't understand it at all.
Isn't this a matter of course?
From the previous plot, everyone knows that Sucrose's alchemy is stronger than Timaus'.
There were also jokes in the comments.
[Albedo: If Timaus studies for another year, you can replace the textbook you use with the one Sucrose is using now. ]
[Translation: PhD asks graduate student to help write SCI paper.]
[Go ask Timaus, who is inferior to you, for the sugar crumbs. ]
Grandpa gives a suggestion: Why not ask the magical Albedo?
That’s right.
In the previous Albedo legendary mission, I was a traveler from another world and was studied carefully by Albedo, so I knew Albedo's scientific research level very well.
If Sucrose is a doctor and Timaeus is a graduate student, then Albedo is a doctoral supervisor and has the title of academician and is a man of many achievements.
Afterwards, Sucrose asked me to bring the alchemical formula of Wind Flower to Albedo who was in the snow mountain camp.
The Emperor has to run errands again.
Hey, isn’t grandpa here to check your homework?
Alicia smiled and said, "From Venti to Sucrose, most of the Mondstadt characters have appeared. What about my precious daughter Klee? Can I see the little cutie and interact with her during this Wind Flower Festival? I'm really looking forward to it."
Then there is an epic meeting between Venti and Albedo, two seemingly young thousand-year-old monsters.
After Albedo was refined according to the ancient recipe, it turned out to be a large blue sweet flower.
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