Making Genshin Impact: Let my daughter Klee shoot PV at the beginning

There was a cute little zombie standing behind the counter.

The person is not even as tall as the counter.

There was also a talisman stuck on his forehead.

Of course, if we only talk about height, he is actually taller than Paimon.

Qiqi then introduced herself and said something incredible in a calm tone.

She died once before and was later saved by an immortal, so she is a zombie.

Because Zhongli didn't have a prescription, Qiqi, who was acting according to the "pardon order", couldn't help get the medicine.

I will only help get the medicine in exchange if you do Qiqi a favor.

Qiqi's request is to go to Tianheng Mountain and use the Guizhong machine to hunt coconut sheep.

When the plot reached this point, barrages of comments immediately appeared.

[Gan Yu:? 】

【Ganyu: (sneezed) Hey, was someone talking about me just now? 】

[Ganyu: I'm not a coconut sheep, I don't have coconut milk! ]

Zhongli said that he had heard a little about Gui Zhongji, and then explained its origin in detail, but said that he had never heard of Coconut Sheep.

At the beginning, the players were confused.

What kind of magical creature is the coconut sheep that even Zhongli, who is knowledgeable and knows almost everything, doesn’t know about?

But now, they know.

Qiqi likes to drink coconut milk.

She thought coconut milk was squeezed from coconut sheep.

But in fact, coconut milk is the juice of coconut, and has nothing to do with coconut sheep.

The coconut sheep that can squeeze coconut milk out of Qiqi's mouth actually does not exist at all.

Players who have completed the storyline thought this was the case.

However, when you log into the game, some introduction to the original god will be displayed.

Among them are: [Coconut sheep, the legendary half-immortal beast]

This is also what Qiqi said next.

It just so happens that a certain unknown little secretary with sheep horns is a half-immortal beast.

Isn’t this a coincidence?

Qiqi wanted Zhongli and the others to help hunt coconut sheep.

But the problem is, she has no idea what this semi-immortal beast, the coconut sheep, looks like, where it is most common, or where it came from.

With curiosity about what kind of creature the coconut sheep is, the Emperor's funeral group came to Tianheng Mountain.

But when I found the machine, I found it was broken.

Paimon immediately asked the boss for help.

"Mr. Zhongli, use your endless [high society knowledge] to think of a solution~!"

But the tone is a bit weird.

After all, we bought a lot of things along the way, but Zhongli never brought any money with him. That's too stupid.

The audience was also happy to post comments.

[Mr. Jotaro, use your invincible Star Platinum to think about that! ]

[Star Platinum, use your invincible fishmongering power to think of a solution (dog head)]

Zhongli was helpless.

"Why do you make me sound like... a dandy boy who can do nothing but listen to operas and walk his bird?"

Then Zhongli, who claimed to know a little bit, waited for the tool traveler to find the materials, and repaired the return machine made by the immortal in no time.

After repelling the treasure-stealing group, they used the Guizhong machine to search everywhere, but did not find the coconut sheep, so they had to return to Bubu Lu.

Finally, something interesting happened.

The traveler asked Qiqi what he wanted to do with the coconut sheep.

Qiqi said: "The milk of coconut goats is delicious. It tastes better than ordinary goat milk. So they must be semi-immortal beasts."

"Wow, yes, this is it, the delicious milk, called coconut milk."

After listening.

Not to mention Paimon and the Traveler, even Zhongli, who was usually calm, was stunned.

[Hahahaha, this plot made me laugh to death. Even the Emperor was dumbfounded.]

[The last time Zhongli reacted so strongly was when Paimeng Xueping's grandmother was talking.]

[Shocked the Rock King for a hundred years! 】

[Zhongli: The case is solved. I was wondering why I had never heard of such a creature as coconut sheep in all these years.]

In the end, Paimon left the task of breaking the children's fantasy to the Traveler.

“Coconut milk does not come from coconut sheep, but from coconut trees.”

After listening to this, Qiqi fell into deep thought.

A child's growth takes place in this moment.

Then Bai Zhu came on the scene and, upon learning that the person was there to buy the Eternal Life Incense, he directly offered a price of three million.

Another famous scene.

Zhongli Ben said seriously: "Well, three million doesn't sound like much at first glance, but from a common sense perspective, it is indeed a bit difficult to handle."

Good guy!

You are a poor guy who doesn't even have a penny, and you actually say that three million is nothing.

In the end, there was no other choice. We were all poor and certainly couldn't afford so much money, so we could only contact Mr. Wallet.

When the young master learned about the situation here, he couldn't stop laughing.

"Coconut sheep... Coconut sheep! This is so funny! You guys were actually fooled by this thing!"

Then the young master paid the bill and said that he would help Bubulu establish a coconut milk supply channel.

Bai Zhu was happy and gave a discount on the Yongshengxiang to two million.

As a result, Zhongli came up with his universally rational remarks again.

"Well, two million and a half doesn't sound like much at first, but from a common sense perspective, it is indeed ten thousand less than three million."

The audience was entertained.

【The poorest people say the most expensive words. 】

【Ring it is less than ring! 】

【Listen to your words, just like listening to your words. 】

[Rolls-Royce yuan coupons belong to. 】

[Uh, it turns out it’s pronounced Baizhu, not Baishu. ]

Afterwards, the young master learned from his subordinates who had been lurking outside the Bubu House and eavesdropping that the Golden House had been requisitioned by the Seven Stars, and guessed that the Immortal Ancestor Fa Tu was in the Golden House.

The traveler and Zhongli came to Yujingtai.

Zhongli said that the arrangement of the Eternal Life Incense had been completed and the Ceremony of Sending the Immortals was basically completed, and then asked the Traveler what he had gained from this journey.

[Zhongli: I have finally prepared my own funeral.]

[The Emperor arranged a grand funeral for himself. He must be seriously ill, right?]

【Ye: I understand “I want them all” and “ten thousand is nothing”, hahahaha. 】

[Hey, I'm different. I experienced the Ying'er car. It's such a fast car! ]

[Liyue Ying'er car, this is not the car for going to kindergarten, hold on tight, drive! ]

[This is the old driver from Akina Mountain! 】

[Ailixia: I am the only one who flirts with beautiful girls in the world, don’t let beautiful girls flirt with me, and then I met Ying’er. ]

[This is the first time I’ve seen Alicia being teased to this extent. I laughed my ass off.]

Finally, Zhongli offered to treat us at the Sanwanbuguogang Tavern in the evening, and said he would bring Mora with him.

When the travelers came over at night, they ate the fermented rice balls specially ordered by Zhongli while listening to the storyteller talk about Ningguang's Jade Pavilion.

Before the animation started, Ganyu also stood on a high place, revealing her back.

Then Tian Tiezui’s storytelling began.

"It is said that whenever Lady Ningguang encounters an important event, she will come to the Jade Pavilion. She will dismiss everyone else and only bring three trusted aides with her. What is the purpose of bringing these three aides with her? Oh, it turns out that she wants them to organize intelligence and process data."

"There will be more and more summaries posted on the wall, but before this white wall is filled up, Lady Ningguang will make the final decision. After making the final decision, she will crush all the information."

"Wow, those scraps of paper are scattered out of the window. Wow! They are fluttering like a sudden snowfall. The words on the scraps of paper are rare treasures in the eyes of all the merchants in Liyue."

"Think about it, this thing may shred at any time, but the ideas that Lady Ningguang uses to make decisions are so precious. If you can grab two more of these benefits from Lady Ningguang's fingers, you can get a few more points than your peers. It can be said that every word is worth a thousand gold!"

All the scraps of paper that fell from the Jade Pavilion were regarded as rare treasures, which directly filled the hearts of Ningguang and Yuge.

Zhongli?

She never brings Mora with her when she goes out, always goes to freeloaders, and is just a social loser who only knows how to watch shows and walk his bird.

How can anyone be as cool as Ningguang?

Players' expectations are maxed out.

They all wanted to go up to the Jade Pavilion and meet Ningguang.

Everyone wants to check in at the Jade Pavilion.

Everyone wants to take a photo with Tianquan Ningguang, the most cool person in Liyue at the moment.

Everyone has not forgotten that at the beginning, Alicia rushed towards Ningguang, which triggered the plot and she was directly expelled by the Thousand Rocks Army.

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from high above.

"I finally found you, the person who returned from the clouds."

Unlike Paimon who was still foolishly asking "who", I immediately realized that they were here to catch them. Didn't I hear them say "Have you been found?"

Grandpa stood up immediately.

"Paimon, let's go!"

Seeing that this pair is still wanted, the suspicious person at the scene of Emperor Jun’s murder is about to run away.

The voice just now became anxious and said hurriedly: "Please wait, I am not from the Qianyan Army, nor am I a constable who is here to arrest you."

At this time, Ganyu finally showed her true face, "But I am indeed the messenger of the Liyue Seven Stars. I am Ganyu, the secretary of Yuehaiting, and I came to see you."

"To be precise, my main job is to be a secretary responsible for all the Seven Stars, and my temporary role this time is to be Miss Ningguang's special envoy."

At this time, the barrage was full of jokes.

【The coconut sheep finally appeared! 】

[Qiqi, come and see, it's the Coconut Sheep! ]

[I am Ganyu, Yue Haiting’s secretary, but also Qiqi’s coconut sheep (dog head)]

Alicia is different.

She smiled and said, "Hi, Ganyu wife, long time no see, how are you?"

In the Mihoyo studio, in front of Ganyu herself and Boss Bai, she didn't dare to say such seductive words.

But now Ganyu is a character in the game, and she is a player who likes beautiful girls.

Then it is reasonable for players to call game characters wife.