Terra's Magnetic Field

"I'm just kidding~" Xiao Er smirked, "I won't transform in such a narrow place."

"You...you...you are teasing me again!" Kal'tsit bared her teeth at him.

“I am still stronger now, right?” The waiter pointed the glowing crystal at Kal’tsit to show his strength. He shook his arm armor a few times and said, “How should I use this power? Maybe I can use it to dominate~”

"The giants are very powerful. They have no rivals even in this whole earth. After I get rid of Galatron, I will occupy the most fertile land in this earth and take all the wealth and beauties in the world into my own hands!" The waiter put the crystal that symbolized power close to his lips and kissed it gently. Then his expression became ferocious and his clenched fists revealed blue veins.

"Great! You should do this!" Jack clapped his hands, "You are worthy of being the man I have my eyes on. I knew you always wanted to dominate!" He rubbed his hands again, "So when you dominate, can you give me a title? My request is not high, just give Victoria to me."

"What do you think? Kal'tsit? Maybe I'll take you to my harem and let you sleep with me every day! I won't touch you either, I'll just let you watch while I'm having an affair with other women," he smiled maliciously, and Jack on the side also showed a lewd expression.

"How disgusting," Kal'tsit said indifferently. She was not angry at the waiter's provocation, and had an expression as if she saw through everything. "You won't do that," she said confidently.

"Tsk!" The waiter smacked his lips and complained, "How boring, could you at least cooperate?"

"What? Weren't you serious about what you just said?" Jack asked the waiter. His heart, which had originally floated into the sky, was abruptly pulled down and slammed heavily to the ground. Everything that was originally within his reach disappeared. He was still thinking about where to build his 109th mansion and what his 200th concubine would look like.

"Of course that was just a joke," the waiter said lightly, seemingly not taking it seriously.

Wealth, status, fame, all the things that people desire should be easily obtained as long as they have the power of a giant. Isn't this Lupert man interested in all of this?

"Why are you so sure that I really wouldn't do that? You can't stop me as long as I have the slightest thought of that. Do you have that much confidence in me?" The waiter was inexplicably moved that the woman opposite him trusted him so much.

“Alas…” Kal’tsit sighed, “It’s not that I trust you, but that the light chose you. I just believe in Lambda’s judgment. This is the case for all those who were chosen by this light in the past. They all had their own selfish desires to a greater or lesser extent and faced various tests, but in the end they all chose to follow their responsibilities and fought to the end…”

"Is that so..." After hearing this, the waiter remembered Lafite's words "This is the path of the lone hero..." He looked down at the deep crystal on the arm armor, and at this moment that thing seemed to have life and consciousness.

"You really do have the power of a giant, don't you?" he asked calmly, "Otherwise, why do you know so much about how to use this power?"

"I am just a scholar. I don't have the power that you warriors have. I can't become a giant. I just witnessed how the people chosen by the light fought and struggled, and how they gradually perished because of their differences..."

"So why did the giants diverge? Was it because of wealth and status? Even if they evolved to the final form of life, could they not avoid having their minds devoured by desire?"

"It's because of the shape of the cola, the brand of cola, and the sweet and salty taste." Kal'tsit said the shocking truth expressionlessly.

"What?" The waiter and Jack narrowed their eyes and frowned, revealing subtle expressions. They thought they had misunderstood. The Naizi, Coke, sweet and salty tastes that Kal'tsit was talking about should be other things unique to the ancient times.

"Nako is the organ used by humans for breastfeeding, Coke is the common carbonated beverage nowadays, and sweet and salty tastes are the flavors of food. These things have been around since ancient times.

They have been arguing since the beginning," Kelsey explained to the two of them considerately.

"In the ancient times, the giants were divided into big breasts and flat breasts because of the shape of their breasts. The giants who believed in big breasts believed that large breasts symbolized motherhood and were sacred and inviolable, and mocked the giants who believed in flat breasts as pedophiles."

"The giants who believed in flat breasts believed that undeveloped flat breasts symbolized the purity of a young girl, and refuted that the giants who believed in big breasts had an Oedipus complex. In this way, the two sides launched a tragic struggle that lasted for hundreds of years."

"The differences in the cola brands stem from the taste differences between Coca-Cola and Pepsi. This struggle has continued to this day with the sweet and salty tastes, so I won't go into detail..."

The two people opposite had puzzled expressions. How could the once glorious ancient civilization perish because of such a ridiculous reason?

Yes, sometimes reality is so magical.

That’s all for today.

Volume 108: Chapter Chapter Behemoth Card

"In the ancient times, all the major forces were evenly matched, and the battle was at a stalemate for a while, but a giant wavered in his position and broke the balance."

"For the sake of privacy, I will call this giant T. T was originally a flat-chested person because he only drank Coca-Cola and dyed his body black."

"But after clearing out the giant forces of the flat-chested group, he did not immediately return to the camp to replenish his Coca-Cola, but instead transformed back into human form and wandered through the ruins. He met a slender young woman in the ruins."

"The young woman had very full breasts. At that moment, Mr. T felt the love of a mother from those breasts, which was an experience that the flat-chested girl had never given him. From then on, his faith began to waver. From now on, I will refer to that young woman as Ms. Y."

"T, who has always been ruthless to women, did not kill Y but let her go. After that, T had trysts with Y again and again and tasted Pepsi at Y's persuasion!" When Kal'tsit said this, her face suddenly became gloomy, and her clenched fists made a "click" sound as the joints twisted.

"When he first tasted the taste, which was similar to Coca-Cola but not exactly the same, he felt it was novel, and from then on his loyalty to Coca-Cola began to waver."

"Later, due to something, T completely switched sides and joined the ** camp. He was originally a completely black Coke Giant, but he took away the red color that symbolized strength and the blue color that symbolized handsomeness from his former comrades. From then on, the composite Pepsi Giant with red and blue colors was born... He finally ended this farce that spanned a century."

"So... was it that T who killed all the giants?" Jack raised his hand like a primary school student asking questions in class, and Kal'tsit answered his doubts:

"No, after T eliminated the giants that posed a threat to humanity, he turned into a meteor and left this land. No one knows where he ended up. Maybe he returned to the distant Orion constellation, which is the common hometown of all giants..."

"The blooming of the super ancient flower is the root cause of the demise of the super ancient civilization."

"Yeah!" The waiter tried to imitate Kal'tsit's funny tone and pronounce the name. He felt that what Kal'tsit said was absurd and ridiculous. He even thought that this was all made up by the Filin woman to tease them. "What is that? Why is the name so weird?"

“Yeah! La~” Kal’tsit repeated the name of the flower expressionlessly, and then began to explain, “As the name suggests, people who inhale its pollen will fall into a happy fantasy and become useless people who can’t do anything except shouting [Yeah!], and La means lame.”

"That sounds reasonable..." Jack commented, "Then let's be more specific! Is the hallucination absolutely wonderful? And people who inhale pollen will not feel pain? This is a good thing for poor people..."

"………………" Xiao Er was silent for a few seconds after hearing this. His expression switched back and forth between entanglement and other emotions. He asked Jack beside him, "Do you mean that it doesn't matter even if I die in a hallucination?"

"I am a subjective person. If I can't feel it, then what does it matter how beautiful this world is? Even now, there are still people suffering on this earth. If you ask those hungry people if you let them have a beautiful dream that they will never wake up from, how many of them would refuse?"

"The beauty of reality always belongs to the nobles, while the poor only want to have a beautiful dream..." Jack used a dry branch to stir the firewood in the campfire to try to make the fire burn more vigorously, "I just follow my heart."

"But..." Xiao Er was about to speak but found that he couldn't find any reason to refute this point... Maybe Jack was right? He quickly rejected this idea. Although he couldn't figure it out for the time being, he definitely didn't think it was right.

"Did the ancient giants also choose to let people drown in beauty?" Xiao Er asked Kal'tsit again. He raised his arm armor and said, "Did Lambda think so at the time? He didn't stop the ancient civilization either.

Towards destruction?"

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"The giants at that time did not choose to interfere with the choices of humans, and Lambda also agreed with the other giants... But those were the choices made by the giants in the past. You don't have to follow them. If you think this is wrong, don't let it happen again."

Kal'tsit looked at the crystal on Xiao Er's arm armor and said, "After all, the light chose you. It's up to you to decide how to use this power..."

"Then how can I defeat Galatron? I don't even know how to fight..." Xiao Er was confused.

"Use your fighting spirit to push the giant's body. The stronger your fighting spirit is, the more the giant will respond to you, and its body will make movements in line with its judgment. Don't be afraid, as that will be fed back to the giant's body and make it move slowly." Kal'tsit took out a card from her robe, and she exerted force on her wrist and threw the card like a dart towards the waiter, and the spinning card split the flame in the middle.

The waiter, who had undergone years of training, could only catch the card with difficulty. The card, which was blessed by Kal'tsit's powerful wrist strength, almost split his palm in half.

"This is..." Before the waiter had the chance to question Kal'tsit, his attention was attracted by the card thrown by Kal'tsit.

On the back of the card is a deep starry sky pattern, which is exactly the same as the crystal texture on his arm armor. There is a circle of gold-plated super-ancient inscriptions printed on the corners of the back. Turning it over, you can see the tribal totem-style giant beast portrait on the front and the super-ancient text below.

(Monster Hunter Icon Style)

The waiter read the ancient characters below the totem, "King Ailei... Is this the beast depicted on this totem?" He continued reading, "Rolling thunder... The shadow in the lake..."

"What is this?" He held up the card and asked Kal'tsit, "It looks like a plastic card. Can it be of any help to me?"

“This originally belonged to you. It was developed in ancient times. I didn’t expect it to come in handy now…” Kal’tsit gestured, “Put the card on the crystal and try.”

The waiter placed the card on the crystal of the arm armor with doubt, and then he felt the arm armor tremble, as if responding to the power contained in the card. The card on the arm armor also turned into light particles and flowed into the crystal, flashing several sparks.

"Wow!" Jack exclaimed, "It looks like some kind of magic, a talisman from Yan Country? Those Taoists would seal the power of nature in the talisman."

A strong light burst out from the waiter's waist, and the light almost filled the dim cave. After the light faded away, a brand new leather belt appeared out of thin air around his waist, and there was a card box made of special material on the left.

“Ah… this is…”

The waiter reached out and took the card box from his belt, and the belt immediately disappeared. Having studied various mechanisms, he could see the linkage mechanism of the card box at a glance. He pressed the side of the card box, and the card box popped open.

The waiter pulled out the only card from the opened card box and found that it was the King Ailei from before. He was too lazy to delve into the details of the magic and thought it must be some kind of space spell that he could not understand.

When he got tired of playing with the card box, he stuffed the cards back into it. When the card box was close to his waist, the leather belt reappeared. After he hung the card box on the belt, he did nothing and the belt disappeared again.

"Does it appear automatically when I want to use the card?"

"Yes, it is connected to your mind just like this crystal. Once you become proficient in using it, you can even hide this arm armor with ease. This is a routine operation."

Jack: “That’s really convenient.”

"Kal'tsit: "When you think about which card you want to use, the card box will automatically pop out the card you need. Use the crystal to scan the card and you can use the power of the beast sealed in it. You will collect more and more cards as you continue to fight, and get a variety of beast powers. If you think this way, won't your desire to fight be stronger?"

"It sounds like a black-hearted boss using commissions to lure employees into competing for performance..." Jack complained, and he stopped talking after Kal'tsit glared at him.

Kal'tsit: "Gal'tron is a mechanical behemoth. If you use light attacks, it will be blocked by his protective magic circle. But if you use King El

The power of lightning can short-circuit his circuit, and then you can use your killer move to hit the red ball in front of your chest."

"I think I understand..." The waiter answered vaguely, and then muttered softly, "It would be great if it were that smooth..."

There are less than two hours left until Galatron wakes up...

That’s all for today.

Queen Mother: I've updated your equipment, so stop complaining and just work hard for me.

Behemoth cards are divided into star levels according to the rarity and power of the behemoths. For example, the common Eler King is about three stars, the rarer Galatron is five stars, and the rarest and most powerful ones, such as the Color Dragon, Black Dragon, and Gatan, are six stars.

So the Queen Mother gave the waiter a three-star card and asked him to fight with five-star monsters. The novice was not even given good equipment... and had to fight on his own. This treatment was almost as good as O-50.

Every time you get a new card, you get a new ability. This reward is more intuitive and addictive than the card drawing in mobile games. Fast forward to the end of the Queen Mother, a mechanism was introduced. Sacrificing ten low-level cards can randomly fuse a five-star card... What kind of mobile game planner... And the same cards can stack effects after fusion (token)

Volume 111: Chapter Chapter Desert Off-Road

"Buzz buzz buzz!!~~" Accompanied by the powerful sound of a motor, a peculiarly shaped off-road vehicle drove past the edge of the desert. The most notable feature of this privately modified off-road vehicle is the pair of cat-ear-shaped decorations on the roof. The body of the car is generally dark green and dotted with black stripes. The logo of the "Tower of Babel" organization is printed on the right door.

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The off-road vehicle was currently carrying three people towards the direction where Galatron was floating. As time passed, the light at the edge of the horizon became more and more obvious, and it was almost dawn.

"Wow!" Jack slammed his mouth shut before the jeep hit the ground, otherwise the impact force would cause his teeth to bite off his tongue that was sticking out of his mouth!

After the off-road vehicle landed from the sand dunes, Kal'tsit did not slow down. Instead, she flexibly controlled the steering wheel and brakes to make this extremely modified thing drift on the sand, and drove through the canyon in front with a strange body. The tail of this high-speed jeep was like a long snake, elegant and aggressive.

"Puh!" The waiter spat out the sand in his mouth when the jeep was driving a little slower. When the car landed on the sand, it stirred up a large cloud of dust. Although most of it was blocked by the glass, some of it still flowed into the car through the gaps in the windows, and some even flew into his ears and eyes.

Kal'tsit, who was driving, obviously didn't take it seriously. She still held the steering wheel with one hand as usual, and occasionally manipulated the jeep to perform some showy tricks.

Her wild driving skills and that cold expression created a strange chemical reaction when everything was going on. "Hmph~" Kal'tsit hummed inadvertently, and her cat ears trembled. Xiao Er thought, "This guy is really enjoying it, right?"

"Whenever I take the steering wheel and watch the scenery around me constantly changing and blurring... I have an illusion that I am the only one in the world. This illusion can make me forget all my worries and feel very relaxed. When I drive, I can forget about my responsibilities and work... Only then can I feel true freedom."

Kal'tsit's tone finally fluctuated, and her words were more relaxed and comfortable. But these were easy for her, but not for the other two people in the car.

Although Kal'tsit deliberately slowed down the jeep considering that there were other people riding in it, the pressure generated by the strong acceleration could still cause a normal person's internal organs to feel oppressed. The facial muscles of Xiao Wai and Jack were distorted to varying degrees.

"Damn gravity!" Kal'tsit suddenly cursed for no reason.

"What does this have to do with gravity? It's because you... were driving... too fast..." The waiter's voice was trembling as he spoke. He held on to the door handle next to the car window tightly to ensure that he would not be thrown out. The seat belt was useless in such a violent collision.

"Wait! Are you going to?!" Jack, who was sitting in the back seat, used his extraordinary vision to see the border of the canyon a hundred meters away. There was a gap of about ten meters between the cliffs on both sides.

The abyss, if you fall into it, there will be no body left... As Kal'tsit continued to speed up the situation, Jack confirmed this guess.

This crazy woman wants to drive a jeep over the canyon abyss...

The current record for the longest distance a jeep has flown over a canyon is 48 meters, set by Terra extreme athlete and explorer Joe William at the age of 11.5, and the abyss ahead is obviously longer than this distance.

Kal'tsit remained calm in the face of such a dangerous situation. Perhaps this seemingly impossible task seemed normal to her. Before sprinting to the edge of the canyon, she casually said:

"It would take an hour to go around here, which is too troublesome, so I just drove straight over there," she said this without blinking, first stepping on the accelerator to the bottom, then pressing a black and yellow button on the steering wheel that looked particularly dangerous, and then the engine made a strange roar.

"Is it liquid Originium acceleration?! By mixing the fuel with liquid Originium, the engine can produce explosive acceleration..." Jack heard the clues of the engine and thought to himself, "Isn't this thing explosive? It should have been banned for more than ten years... This woman actually installed such a horrible thing on the jeep!!"

The next moment, the jeep took advantage of the upturned earth slope at the edge of the cliff and soared into the air. At that moment, there was no gravity in the car. Jack and the waiter only felt that their hearts were lifted up with the jeep, as if a hand was squeezing them.

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At this moment, the sun finally broke free from the horizon and rose. The sun's light was the strongest when it poked out of the horizon. The white light without any impurities engulfed everything on the earth, and the sunlight stained the sand like white slurry. Along with the sunlight, there was also a cool and refreshing breeze in the early morning, and the cool wind flowed into the jeep through the gaps in the glass.

Kal'tsit let go of the steering wheel. At this point, their fate was no longer in her control. Everything was left to acceleration and gravity...

In fact, Kal'tsit doesn't have a driver's license at all.

That’s all for today.

Postscript: Because Kal'tsit has the physique of an undead, she often relies on extreme sports (seeking death) to relieve stress over a long period of time. After all, even if she is smashed into a pulp, she can recover within a week.

According to the Rhode Island archives, she had played some extreme sports, including free climbing, high-altitude gliding, parkour, racing, polar survival, diving 100 meters without equipment, and living with Wanbao... These sports were all extremely dangerous without exception. If an ordinary person made a mistake, they would die...

Small theater: [family]

Because of her superb driving skills, Kal'tsit is also known as "Big Kal" in Rhode Island. She often uses her car to complete tasks that seem impossible to normal people...

fafa0: Boss Kai, Tallulah has hijacked the city of Che, and she is driving the entire mobile city into the Dragon Gate!