I'm a weird expert in Japan

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He just thought that the first time in his life that his breasts were touched by a girl and it wasn't Teacher Hanekawa, and he felt an indescribable sense of regret.

Of course, he didn't really want to do anything to Hanekawa-sensei's nice body. After all, he respected the teacher who treated him as an ordinary person. Lian kept talking to himself in his heart.

"Can you please stop your delusions? I can hardly hear the voice of God anymore."

"Are you kidding me? Are you thinking that after being possessed by a weird spirit once, I have psychic qualities. If someone replies, I won't believe it."

"I'm not delusional... It seems I miscalculated."

"..." Lian was speechless for a moment.

He was indeed thinking about something.

This guy's insight is a bit scary... although it seems that there is still some gap compared to Mr. Hanekawa.

While talking about all this and that, Lian climbed up about twenty steps. When he reached the platform, he turned around and looked Shiyu up and down.

"Do you really have an idea?" Shiyu couldn't help but panic.

She actually didn't understand the four ripples.

Although it seemed like they were already very familiar with each other, Shiyu had no idea what he was thinking.

If I were asked for this kind of compensation... I'd still feel a little conflicted.

After all, that matter should at least go through a more formal process.

"No, I just want to ask, are you not bitten by any bugs?"

"No."

The weather was not that hot yet, so Shiyu went out wearing a long-sleeved jacket and black tights as usual.

It's not very warm, but it's reliable in preventing mosquito bites.

"Is that so?" Lian continued to walk upwards. "Since the reconstruction of the North White Snake Shrine, the spiritual veins in this area have also recovered. It is not surprising to see some strange bees and mosquitoes passing by occasionally."

"No way..."

"Do you believe in Shinto?"

“I go to the shrine to worship during the New Year, but I’m not a qualified believer.”

"Then you have at least heard of the saying 'eight million gods'?" Lian said as they walked, "Every flower and every tree can be a god, although they are far inferior to the creator gods like God."

"How can a low-level god be compared to the God of Creation? Do you think I don't read?"

"No matter how many books you read, there are always areas that you cannot cover. I thought you would dislike books on customs, humanities, and mythology."

"I'm sorry, but I don't mind these things, just like I don't mind the venue, the posture, or the way of playing."

Shiyu suddenly leaned close to Lian's ear and blew a breath.

After making sure that Lian would not have any romantic thoughts, Shiyu teased him more confidently and boldly.

"Ah, really—"

Lian jumped up.

He was not frightened by her, but jumped up normally and landed on a dozen steps.

It was obvious that he was indeed trying hard to conceal his extraordinary physical fitness during physical education class.

Or... was he deliberately telling Kasumigaoka Utaha, "We are not the same, don't get too close"?

Maybe it's Shiyu's over-interpretation, but the gap between them does exist.

"The road to this shrine is quite long. Walk faster, or it will be dark soon."

Lian said as she turned around and continued walking upwards.

Shiyu bit her lips secretly, feeling an unwilling depression in her heart, unable to vent.

Then he took a step forward in anger and chased up two or even three levels.

The crisp sound of high heels hitting the stone road echoed in the woods outside the quiet and silent Kitashiro Snake Shrine.

I don't know what's wrong with her, she stopped and reminded:

"Hey...be careful, don't be careless--"

Before she could finish her words, the thin heel of Shiyu's high heels broke due to her rough walking style, and she lost her balance and fell backwards.

Chapter 47 Chapter 2: Kasumigaoka Utaha's Speeding ()

"Are you satisfied? The heel breaks so directly, where did you buy this luxury product?"

Shijo Lian walked upstairs carrying Kasumigaoka Utaha on her back. She held the two white high-heeled shoes in her hands, passed them through the boy's armpits, and hung them in the air, swaying with each step.

“Luxury products should be of good quality, right?”

"No, some luxury items can only be worn once and cannot be washed. If they get dirty, they are just thrown away."

"Uh..." Shiyu buried her face behind Lian's shoulder and made a muffled sound.

Lian still maintained a relaxed tone, "You are really lucky today. I was there when you went crazy."

"Hmm..." Shiyu was still speechless.

A few minutes ago, Kasumigaoka Utaha rolled down the stone steps. Not only was she covered in mud, but there was a large tear near her thigh in her stockings. Her snow-white skin was broken and blood was oozing out.

The worst thing is that the pretty face was scratched with several scratches and the forehead was broken.

But no bones were broken.

But that's why Kasumigaoka Utaha looks like nothing happened now.

"Is it really okay..." Shiyu asked cautiously, afraid that her tone was too cautious and would make Lian think that she was bothered by what happened just now.

Normally, a wound that is difficult to heal, requires disinfection and bandaging, and would leave scars after healing, is now as good as new with no visible signs of injury at all.

Except for the stockings on the thighs which were still torn, a large area of snow-white skin was exposed.

It looked like some rough game was being played.

The reason was simple. Lian bit her finger and the blood dripped onto her wound.

As a follower, Koyomi Araragi can heal the bruises from the beating with just a little bit of his vampire physique.

As a purer half-vampire than him, Lian's blood has stronger healing abilities.

"Vampire body fluids have the ability to heal wounds." Lian continued walking, "But it's only limited to the human body. Don't count on clothes and shoes. Go back and get new ones."

"I know……"

"Then you don't have to worry about turning into a monster. It's just a little blood. If you want to become a vampire, you have to be sucked by blood at least once."

"Yeah……"

She fought her instinctive reaction to breathe a sigh of relief.

It’s really no big deal.

The reason why Lian was willing to do this was simply to not hide it. Otherwise, he should have done the same thing to the boy who twisted his waist in the physical education class.

So Shiyu decided to change the subject.

"But when you mentioned body fluids just now...does that mean besides blood—"

"Saliva is fine, but I don't want to lick you. It would look weird, whether it's on the face or near the base of your thighs."

"So is sperm 0 also OK?"

"Ahem—!"

Shiyu's explosive remarks made Lian unable to catch her breath, and she started coughing and shaking.

"Can you please be normal, Kasumigaoka-san?" Lian added a rare honorific. "If you are the type who, instead of being embarrassed when I told you a dirty joke, felt it wasn't good enough, so you told me something more serious?"

"I'm just academically curious about these things." Shiyu said nonsense seriously.

"You are too curious, can you be a little more cautious?"

“From R30 to R18?”

"That still makes no difference!"

“Haha…” Shiyu laughed happily.

Of course, Lian would also be happy if she didn't rub her chest against Lian's back.

"This is the nth time that you've helped me again and again..." Shi Yu suddenly sighed, "The third time or the fourth time?"

"Huh? Isn't this only the second time?"

Lian was puzzled by this.

Regardless of whether it was from the heart, Lian did help Shiyu, and he would not be humble.

I defeated the crab once, and helping her heal her wounds just now counts as another time.

Although my shoulders and back still hurt from the fall, the superficial injuries are gone.

"And that time on the rooftop, and also at the burger shop earlier."

"That incident on the rooftop is barely understandable..." Lian said in confusion, "Was the hamburger shop that dangerous just now? Didn't the man who dumped you bring his current girlfriend here to show off? Is that why you posted 'Save Me'?"

Lian thought she was joking and was just urging Lian to get to the store quickly.

"Not my current girlfriend."

Kato Megumi was not present, and Shiwa had no intention of taking advantage of someone she didn't know well.

"Oh, that's what I meant. If we really want to date, it should be like Mr. Koyomi and Ms. Senjougahara."

"At least it's like Shinomiya-kun and Sawamura-san, right?"

"Those two guys are not dating."

"Eh? No? I see they seem to be together often."

"Shizhu is very awkward." Lian said casually, "Anyway, let's not talk about them. Why did you ask for help just now?"

"There's no reason. It's just that it's hard to get out of this situation by yourself."

"Getting away... is it that serious?"

"Maybe you want to teach that person a lesson." Shiyu hugged Lian's neck tightly, "I'm very happy that you are so cooperative, especially the temporary name is also very stylish."

"That's Kiva's leading man, Seto Koji. He's very handsome."

"……All right……"

Shi Yu thought to herself that it was no wonder he could come up with such a nice name... but it turned out to be just a borrowed name...

"But since you feel like I helped you, can I ask you for a favor?"

"What, what?" Shiyu suddenly became a little nervous.

What if Lian made an exaggerated request, would she be able to do it?

Like asking him to rub your breasts or touch your butt?

"Put your shoes down a little bit. I can smell the sweat."

Shiyu's face suddenly darkened, "My feet stink, do you want to smell it?"

"Okay, it will be dry in a while." Lian turned away.

"You are really..."

On the one hand, he knows how to do things according to the occasion, but on the other hand, he is always unromantic and likes to undermine her.