I'm a weird expert in Japan

"Eh?"

Unlike the two weirdos who were oblivious to the surroundings, Lian was the first to notice the source of the voice.

The little girl, about six years old, wore glasses and had a three-strand braid behind her head. She looked like a very serious little girl.

No way... Can there be a loli Hanekawa?

Regardless of Lian's surprise, Loli Hanekawa was running towards the center of the conflict regardless of the danger, trying to mediate between the two monsters.

Why is Hanekawa Tsubasa a loli? Why can the loli Hanekawa see two monsters? And why did she come to stop this battle?

No matter how you look at it, she was the first one to have her body torn apart by the claws, right?

At the critical moment, Lian had no time to draw out the magic sword, so he rushed out with all his strength, hugged the loli Hanekawa, rolled forward several times, and left the battle area.

It doesn't matter whether it was Kou Hu or Hei Yuchuan who injured my back with sharp claws.

The wound began to stop bleeding the moment the blood spurted out. When Lian stood up holding the loli Hanekawa, the wound on her back had healed.

The cat and the tiger were surprised to see someone interfering with the fight.

The tiger and the cat exchanged positions and looked at Lian together.

"In the way."

After Tiger uttered this word, he jumped up and disappeared in this modern city of steel and concrete.

Perhaps it would be more appropriate to say that he was running away.

After all, Lian has already drawn out the magic sword.

He holds his little girl in his right hand and a knife in his left hand, just like a vampire dad. (Comment by Hesha)

Chapter 142 Chapter 2 The Cat Wants to Borrow His Hand ()

A few minutes later, the same place.

At the construction materials storage area where the fight had ended, Ren, Kazusa, Kuro Hanekawa and Loli Hanekawa each found a place to sit down.

By the way, Loli Hanekawa was being held on Lian's lap like a doll.

"I'm talking to you..." Hesa ​​sat a little closer to him.

Looking at Lian, who was smiling gently and hugging the loli Hanekawa, he couldn't help but reveal a look of disgust.

"What's the matter? It's a bit dirty here everywhere. Do you want to let the child sit on the ground?" Lian retorted righteously.

Loli Hanekawa spoke up, "I just look like a loli, Lianjun, now I am, if I use a more familiar way to express it——"

"Although your body has shrunk, your mind is still that of an adult." Lian took over the conversation, "Are you the famous detective Hanekawa-sensei?"

"correct."

"Well...if it's not appropriate, I'll put you down..." When Lian thought that the person sitting in her arms was Teacher Hanekawa, she felt overwhelmed and couldn't treat him as an ordinary child.

"It doesn't matter. Lian-jun doesn't have any bad intentions anyway."

Loli Hanekawa's tone was steady, which didn't match her childish voice.

"Well..." Lian couldn't deny it.

Being lustful towards a child is not something a human would do - not even a vampire would do that.

Putting this aside, it would be fine to treat the loli Hanekawa in front of me as Hanekawa-sensei, but if that were the case—

He raised his head and looked towards Kurohane River, who was standing on top of the concrete pipe mountain.

The cat in underwear looks like a cosplayer filming in some deserted place... and it's a private one.

By the way, Mr. Hanekawa has a great figure...

"Ah, it hurts..." Lian felt her cheek being pinched.

It was the loli Hanekawa who did it.

"Don't stare at my body. It's rude."

"Hmm..." He rubbed his painful face, "I was looking at the cat over there... Wait, 'atashi'?"

Loli Hanekawa's choice of words is very wonderful.

She used the term "I" to refer to an entity that was clearly an independent entity.

Is it true that the individual split?

Is the division method mitotic or amitotic?

“Meowhahahahahaha——”

Kurohanekawa landed lightly on the ground and approached Lian with a big laugh.

"Whether it's me here, me over there, or me who just ran away, they are all me." Loli Hanekawa said, "We are all individuals that make up the person Hanekawa Tsubasa, but we exist separately."

"It's becoming increasingly confusing..." Lian narrowed his eyes.

Loli Hanekawa also laughed, "Ren-kun may know the white me and the tiger me, but the childhood me is indeed one of the many inner sides of Hanekawa Tsubasa."

“And now all these inner sides appear, and exist in a way that is independent but closely connected?” Hesha felt overwhelmed.

She even thought that Teacher Hanekawa was role-playing, and this little loli was Teacher Hanekawa's sister or daughter or something like that.

Is it the same person?

The amount of information was too overwhelming, and Touma and Sa's brains temporarily crashed.

"Each of them is an element that makes me up, meow, and none of them can be missing," said Kurohanekawa.

Her speaking habits are very obvious. There can be three or four "meow" in one sentence. "Meow" is no longer an interjection, but a substitute for specific syllables and words.

It's a cat after all...

Even though we know that the mirror world and reality are similar in many ways, there are definitely some weird things.

But in addition to Hei Hanekawa and Kou Hu, there is also Loli Hanekawa.

Although it is only on the physical level, in terms of personality... he has the steadiness of an adult Hanekawa, but his behavior is full of the innocence that only a child can have.

"Is this reasonable..." Lian muttered.

As if she could see through Lian's inner thoughts, Loli Hanekawa said:

"It's okay even if it's illogical - in this case."

"……Um?"

"Rather than saying it's in this situation, it's more like this world. There are no paradoxes in the mirror - no, maybe it's more appropriate to say the other way around, everything becomes a paradox."

"..."

Lian was very surprised, not because of the idea that "everything will become a paradox", but because he had not mentioned a single word about the "mirror world" from the time he sat down until now.

However, Loli Hanekawa clearly pointed out this fact.

"Come to think of it, did you two break into the mirror world together?" Loli Hanekawa looked at Kazusa, "No, it seems a little different."

Even though we've been talking about the concept of "Hekawa Tsubasa" until now.

The loli sitting on his lap is definitely Teacher Hanekawa.

Lian has experienced this kind of intelligence gathering capability that transcends dimensions more than once.

But since Mr. Hanekawa was willing to answer, Lian simply followed the topic and listened, "Paradox?"

"For example, even if the proposition 'Ren-kun is a lolicon' is true, the reverse propositions 'Lolicon is Ren-kun' and 'If not Ren-kun, then not a lolicon' are both false - so there is no problem even if there are paradoxes and contradictions. Of course, because some propositions are still true even if they are reversed, it is a bit of an exaggeration to say that 'everything will become a paradox'. However, for Ren-kun who came here from the world that is the standard, I think there will be many 'irrational' situations."

For example, now, the three parts of Hanekawa Tsubasa appear in front of Shijo Ren and Touma Kazusa.

The childhood self, the black self, the burning self.

They are so different from each other, yet they have so much in common, and now they are together in one place.

The logic is indeed too confusing. If Lian were to explain it, he probably wouldn't be able to come up with an accurate answer even if he stayed in this world for a year.

Besides——

"This analogy is too much... What do you mean by 'If it's not Ren-kun, then it's not a lolicon'?"

"I think it's a good fit."

I don't know when she came to her senses, but Hesha, who had digested the situation, made a perfect finishing move on Lian.

"You'd better continue to shut down the system..." Lian glared at her unhappily.

This world is too harsh on me. Even Teacher Hanekawa can be so sharp-tongued. Is there any justice in this world?

"But now you treat me as a doll when I was a child. Twenty out of ten people will say you are a lolita complex." Hei Hanekawa put his hands on his hips and looked down at Lian.

"Why did ten people become twenty? Where did the extra ten people come from? Are these people so idle?!"

"Given the number of your fans, maybe you can expand it to a hundred."

“Is it ten times this time?”

Chapter 143 Chapter 3 The Cat Wants to Borrow His Hand ()

No matter what, Ren couldn't figure out which stage of Kurohane Kawa this was when he told jokes without batting an eyelid.

According to Mr. Hanekawa, Black Hanekawa has appeared more than once, and each time was different.

Moreover, the loli Hanekawa naturally called him "Ren-kun", even though this name was only fixed two days ago.

The synchronization rate is really high... Can I drive Unit-01?

"Speaking of which... why did Hei Hanekawa fight with Kou Hu... or should I call him Hu Hanekawa?"

Then, Lian brought the issue back to the original situation.

If it was another mental issue with Hanekawa-sensei…even if it was the mirror world, Lian would postpone his and Kazusa’s situation for the time being and think about how to resolve things here first.

Even if it's just an illusion.

"Nothing, meow..." Hei Hanekawa's tone suddenly became guilty.

This makes it seem even more suspicious.

"Because Hei Hanekawa didn't clean up the room honestly, and was reprimanded by Kou Hu but refused to admit his fault, the result has become what it is now."

Loli Hanekawa gave a concise answer and sighed at the end.

It's like having a headache about the living habits of your cohabitant.

“Huh…?” Lian was stunned.

They actually started a fight over such a trivial matter, and almost put Loli Hanekawa in danger.

But just now, Loli Hanekawa said that this is a world full of paradoxes.

So...it still makes sense?

Lian subconsciously placed her chin on the loli Hanekawa's head and fell into a speechless state.

"Speaking of which, why did Ren-kun come here with Touma-san?"

The loli Hanekawa did not react, but just swung her legs comfortably, obviously enjoying being treated like a child. And she asked her question.

"The teacher knows everything, is there any need to ask again?"

"I don't know everything, I just know what I know." Loli Hanekawa said, "Do you want me to answer your current question?"

"If possible...we want to know how to leave this place." Kazusa took over the conversation.

Compared to Lian's attitude of making the best of things, she is actually more concerned about how to resolve the current situation.

"Isn't that too much to ask?" Lian asked.

"Rather than forcing someone to do something, it's more like asking the natives of a world, 'Hey, do you know how to leave this world?' How do you think the natives will answer this question, Touma-san?" Loli Hanekawa asked.

Hesha was stunned. She had originally intended to sit in on the class, but she didn't expect the teacher to throw the questions to her.

Facing the little girl, she felt her aura was suppressed...Hesha felt a strong sense of frustration.