Please stop persecuting your students!

The eight young and beautiful boys and girls gradually quieted down. The teacher who led the team glanced at the list of members and frowned secretly.

All that’s said and done, but why... is there still one person missing?

Volume 244 begins! Tenjin Elementary School: Chapter Chapter Song Gongming, Daisuki~ (heart)

"Forget it. Although there is still one person who hasn't arrived yet, those who haven't arrived by the assembly time can forget about getting on the spaceship."

After making up his mind to tell the late guy to lose all his credits, the teacher in charge coughed and raised his voice a few notes. His rough and loud voice conveyed his words to every student present. But his expression immediately eased a little, and then he said:

"Well, calm down...Everyone, today is the day for the planetary camping for Class B-5 of Cayard High School. We teachers will send you to the planet Makeba and then return. We will then select a group of eight students to spend five days on Makeba, which is the characteristic of the planetary camping. Most of you here are meeting for the first time, right? I hope you can make friends with each other, work together, experience the universe in person, and leave behind beautiful memories..."

The teacher noticed the indifference in the eyes of the students below. Although for most of the students present this might be the first interstellar journey in their lives, spending five days with a group of strangers on a strange planet is, in a sense, just like the military training required of students by schools in a certain country in the old days. And they can't escape it. After all... this thing is directly linked to the shitty credits!

In addition, there are many students with unique personalities among this group, and their backgrounds are more prominent than each other, such as the only son of the dean of studies, the only daughter of the hospital director, the eldest son of a congressman... From this point of view, Aries, who is very outgoing and cannot read the atmosphere, can play a good role in regulating the team?

After all...she doesn't know how to read other students' faces, so she won't be excluded by other students' coldness and indifference. Instead, she will take the initiative to use her warm face to melt the cold butts of these little guys who are making faces - with exchange and communication, the relationship will naturally get better.

'but...'

The teacher in charge secretly shook his head and could only say that it was a pity. According to the original plan of the teaching team, the person responsible for leading and coordinating the team should be someone who has not arrived yet.

But he quickly put it behind his mind, walked to the side of the girl with the cute backpack, and introduced:

"Then, regarding the topic of Class B-5..."

"Topic?"

The leader did not explain, but looked at Funicia, smiled, and tried his best to make his face, which looked like he came from the underworld, look less ferocious, and said gently:

"Come on, introduce yourself first."

"Hmm~"

Funicia nodded, suppressing the loneliness of "Kateri is mean to me again" and showing a lovely and generous smile:

"My name is Phonicia Raffaelli, I'm ten years old, and I'm... gonna cause trouble for everyone!"

Her well-behaved appearance and polite words directly raised the initial impression of the brothers and sisters who were seven years older than her to a level that exceeded the standard. After all, she came back from a strange place like Tianshen Elementary School, where there were more older people - perhaps her personality was not as "well-rounded" as these brothers and sisters in front of her, but it also laid a good foundation for Funicia. She was not very shy to begin with, and she seemed even more confident when introducing herself.

"It's much better than someone who can't understand the atmosphere..."

Such a thought flashed through the minds of the other five boys and girls, but Arias was the only one who smiled like an aunt, while Kately looked away, as if whatever her nominal sister did had nothing to do with her.

Seeing this, the team leader nodded slightly and continued to explain:

"She is also a member of this planet camping."

"???"

So this is what the phrase 'sorry for causing trouble' refers to?

"Each group at the Planet Camp will receive a task to be assessed, and our group's task is to bring a ten-year-old child along, so we contacted Kately, who happens to have a younger sister, and invited the two sisters to go along. That's the situation."

A group of students were speechless, some looked indifferent, and some, like Arias, were curious and concerned. Some frowned slightly, but after looking at Phnicia who looked expectant, they swallowed back the words that were about to come out of their throats.

Think about it carefully, even if you don't care, there are others to take care of it, right? Then you don't need to worry about it - comforting yourself like this, the few people suddenly felt that they could accept a lot, and then, they saw Funicia silently took out a doll and put it on her left hand, and then:

"It's so painful for you young people!"

月!费群8:5:?7;;6634?4２“布偶说话了！！！”

"The legendary ventriloquism?!"

"this..."

It was the same yellow-haired boy from before. He stared at the strangely shaped puppet for a while and sighed:

"That's amazing! This is the doll that is said to be able to speak out its thoughts in the tone of anime characters!"

"so smart?!"

"It's also a new product that was launched not long ago. This is the first time I've seen the real thing. It's said that it can transform malicious lines into a coquettish tone."

As he spoke, Huangmao operated his personal terminal and brought up a projection. On the screen, he saw a black-faced man with a beard and muscular face, eight feet tall and eight feet wide, holding a doll of a blonde girl with twin ponytails, and said:

"Song Gongming-unnie-chan daisuki~!"

Such a cute voice, and he also made a heart shape with his hands.

The strong contrast and comparison made the people nearby feel dizzy before their eyes and they almost fainted on the spot. After they came to their senses, disgust was written all over their faces. They took several steps back and looked at the yellow-haired boy with horror, who still had a gentle smile on his face.

"By the way, the original sentence was 'I swear to be loyal to Brother Song Gongming until death!'"

"How disgusting! What the hell is that? The meaning is totally distorted!"

"In comparison, I think this one of Little Fannie is cuter..."

"My name is Bigger~Ye Lu Si Ku~"

"The wording is not cute at all though! What the hell is Ye Lu Si Ku!"

"It seems to be an ancient language, meaning..."

The white-haired boy pushed up his glasses, and the lenses shone with wisdom.

"Please give me more advice."

"I see~ Please give me your guidance~ Beagle, Little Fanny~"

Upon hearing this, Alies bent down and reached out to hold Bigger's outstretched hand - that is, Fanny's finger. The intimacy of their appearance made Katelyn behind them want to say something but hesitated, and then she suddenly had the urge to join in.

But in a blink of an eye, she suppressed this impulse, turned her head and looked at the teacher who was watching this scene with a kind smile, and said dissatisfiedly:

"So are we not leaving yet? Or are we going to wait for that guy who hasn't arrived yet?"

"No, we'll set off right away. Let the guy who hasn't arrived stay here."

“That was a close call~”

"Ok?"

Who is speaking?

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound, and when they saw the bizarre scene clearly, they were dumbfounded and speechless for a long time.

Three trash can-shaped security robots were lined up in a row. Six mechanical arms were holding up a black-haired hedgehog-headed boy who was lying on his side. They were slowly moving towards them. It was obvious that the words just now came from his mouth.

"It would be so embarrassing if I couldn't join the camp because I was late~"

"So who are you?!"

As he said that, the young man jumped off the robot that was still shouting "Hey hey hey", looked at the people in front of him, put his hands on his hips, and was in high spirits.

"Kanat Hosigman, I am the captain!"

"Everyone, come with me! The target is the planet Makeba!"

Everyone: "..."

Alys: "Oh~!"

"Captain... No, shouldn't the captain decide by voting?"

"I remember it like this..."

That...

This guy was not only more than ten minutes late, but also appeared in a strange way and called himself "Captain" right away... What on earth is he doing?

Hearing the voice, the young man who called himself the captain touched his head and smiled a somewhat funny smile.

“Actually, I’m planning to make a campaign manifesto right away~”

"..."

Phonicia smiled as she watched the team become more active due to the infiltration of a "catfish" who was different from Arias and on another level. She had already thought about how to talk to Satoko, Abigail and the others when she went to school tomorrow.

......

Moving his sight to the other side, the strange floating island suspended in the sea of ​​clouds - Tianshen Elementary School, Phonisia's leave did not make the principal adjust the time flow rate between this world and Phonisia's world to a 'normal' level, and the sun of a new day rose as usual.

On the 13th day of the third month of the Tianshen calendar, the last day before the official start of classes, one of the only two teachers in this school, our acting principal, was...

The slender fingers slid across the smooth, slightly warm skin, causing Nia to get goose bumps all over her body. The hair on her ears stood up, her pretty face turned slightly red, and she twisted her arms restlessly. The blush on her face became more obvious as Saki's technique became more and more weird.

However, Saki was completely unaware of this. He licked his lips subconsciously and continued to grope downwards with his fingers. Gradually, he touched a protrusion, and a meaningful smile suddenly appeared on Saki's face.

"I see, that's what it's for..."

Nia: “Um…”

Nia suppressed her voice and turned her head away, as if she didn't want to look any further, but Saki didn't mean to stop what he was doing. His hand kept sliding down and finally came to the mysterious and smooth hole. Someone looked at his fingers, then at the hole, and gradually had a strange impulse.

At this point, Nia couldn't bear it anymore!

"Hey!"

"Ok?"

"It's just a weird gun! Why do you care so much about it?!"

There was some dissatisfaction, a little shyness, and a hint of sourness in Nia's voice, but Saki suddenly turned his head with his eyes shining.

"But this is an electromagnetic cannon!"

He spoke righteously, as if this one sentence alone was enough to explain his series of strange actions just seconds ago...even until now his fingers were still trying to reach into the black muzzle of the gun.

As for Nia... he couldn't understand why you were so jealous of a gun?

Nia(?_?): "There are also gun-type ones in Blade."

"Yes, that makes sense."

Saki understood, and his hand movements became much more normal. Nia stood aside with her hands behind her back, admiring the familiar forest and lake... yes, it was the scene when Saki was testing the freezing grenade.

They were in a simulated space... Of course, if it weren't for this, Saki wouldn't have been so desperate as to stick his hand into the barrel of an electromagnetic cannon.

The story begins in the morning. At 7:30 this morning, she knocked on someone's door as usual to wake him up. Then someone suddenly decided to go to the supermarket before breakfast, intending to buy some long-lasting food to store as a midnight snack. When he went there, he discovered something incredible.

The supermarket...is having a promotion! It's called a back-to-school promotion, but this promotion is not a store-wide discount, but a package of some products, and a super low price that is more than half the price of buying any one of them separately.

As a typical modern person, Saki has long been immune to such things as "shocking prices", "promotional prices", and "big bleeding". Faced with those products with marked prices far from the original prices, he was not even interested in taking a second look...

Then when Nia came to her senses, someone had already completed the checkout with a box of promotional items worth 40,000 yuan after discount, with a strange smile on his face that said "I made a profit, and the supermarket lost money."

The amusement and helplessness in Nia's heart disappeared completely when she noticed that the only promotional slot in front of the weapons area was empty. Instead, Saki was holding a gun weighing more than 40 kilograms and rubbing it.

I already have everything, and you still want other weapons? Bah! Scumbag! Dog teacher!

Afterwards, Saki, who had obtained new equipment, came here to test it... This is the reason for the current scene.

"Okay, stop making trouble... Let's just use this venue."

Saki took out a silver-white headband-like thing and clipped it on his head from behind. The two components at the end buckled on his ears, fitting tightly. There was no discomfort, and he couldn't get rid of it even if he shook his head. It was very firm. Then he gestured to Nia, but the girl snorted in return, but still raised her hand to protect him, allowing Saki to easily lift the terrifying gun weighing 48 kilograms with his hands. He said casually:

"Distance 5000, live ammunition firing, southeast wind 25, simulation begins!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a strong wind suddenly blew over the beautiful lake in the forest, creating ripples on the lake surface. A standard round target appeared in front of Saki, then kept moving away, farther away, and higher, and finally stopped in the air 5,000 meters away from Saki. Saki also gently touched the silver-white "headband" on his right ear, and a red dot lit up on the headband and the gun in his hand at the same time. With a "beep" sound, a female voice without any emotion sounded in his ears:

"Bluetooth connected~"

Volume 245 begins! Tianshen Primary School: Chapter Chapter Creating Happiness with Salary

After the voice fell, a thin line of light suddenly cut off Saki's vision, and then the blue light spread upward and downward, forming a light blue light band that covered Saki's eyes. A large amount of data appeared on both sides of the light band, which was a bit annoying, but did not completely block his vision.

Tactical eyepiece (projection type), original price 50,000, environmental detection, telescope, night vision, radar, Internet access, movie watching, game playing, can also be connected with most of the equipment sold in the supermarket for auxiliary, such as connecting with the electromagnetic gun at hand...

This thing has become an aim-hack!

Compared to those four-digit items that Saki bought before, this thing no longer has such obvious "disadvantages", and the battery life is much better than the equipment he bought before. It can last for a whole day after charging for one hour. However, this thing is not like the floating wings, multi-functional survival knife, and energy light shield, which have their own solar chargers, so you have to find another power source. Let's not talk about this for now.

The TSXX-0BJ-3 electromagnetic railgun, originally priced at $460, is meters long, has a maximum ammunition capacity of rounds, a square muzzle, an effective range of meters, and can fire an alloy shell weighing one kilogram at a speed of three kilometers per second. Judging from the data on paper alone, the muzzle kinetic energy is nearly one percent of the power of the triple-mounted main gun of the Yamato, which is the favorite of big ships and big guns.

Of course, the two are not the same. One is a product of the old era that has been eliminated, and the other is a cruel individual weapon that should never have appeared.

As the first toy that Saki bought, which cost six figures, this electromagnetic gun has more functions than that. It has a built-in permanent steam conductive circuit, and as long as it is in an environment where humans can survive normally, such as Earth, the Netherworld, and Tenjin Elementary School... in other words, in an atmosphere, it can continuously convert substances in the air into energy.

In other words, this is a different type of semi-perpetual motion machine from the solar furnace in the Gundam studio next door! Once the battle starts, there is no other way to stop it from attacking passively except overheating and exploding.

What? What's the use of just having energy after firing the shells? Don't worry, this thing can compress high-density particle bullets by itself to replace real bullets for attack. It can be said that it has no shortcomings at all... The above are the parameters that Saki saw from the manual after unpacking the package.

What can he say? What can he say? ? ? Is this world really so real? Using salary to create happiness, and having no money to play NMB is really the unchanging truth?