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Volume 827 Nuclear Explosion Cardcaptor Sakisaki~★: Chapter Chapter More than pounds of bone-in beef has gone bad. What should I do with it?

Compared to a human's body, a Blade's body is closer to the concept of "one's own body".

Because the elements of its composition are simple, it is more pure in concept. Even if various organs, corresponding cells, and reflex nerves are imitated on the surface, there are some things that can never be imitated.

Take parasites, for example.

Bacteria and microorganisms, which seem to be foreign objects at first glance, are actually part of the huge and complex human body. They seem to be insignificant foreign objects, but their influence and interference on the human body are even stronger and more direct than the so-called "self" and "superego" in the brain and soul, and can even affect the judgment of the "self" to a certain extent.

For example, in this "incident"... let's just call it an incident, the fact that the acting principal of Tenjin Elementary School was defeated in the toilet was a big deal. And the key factor in this incident was the intestinal flora in Saki's body.

They are a group of delicate yet incredible little creatures. Drastic changes in the environment, gastrointestinal motility frequency and secretions will cause dramatic changes in the structure of this huge bacterial community. The so-called acclimatization is basically caused by these creatures. Eating foods that have never been eaten before and causing diarrhea is mostly related to the inability of the intestinal flora to adapt.

Although this thing can be adjusted quickly and there are many ways to adjust it, it will inevitably cause a considerable degree of pain to the host in the process.

For example, the chili pepper, which Saki only uses when making hot pot or boiling meat slices, is spicy, but at least it is neutralized by other spices, not to mention that it is diluted with water. How can it be as stimulating as chewing the ghost pepper dry? From the mouth all the way to the intestines, the mucous membrane riots first, followed by the collective rebellion of the intestinal flora. The tough guy who can beat the heroic spirit head-on was sent to the toilet by a group of insignificant little things and couldn't get out for a long time.

In comparison, Nia's gastrointestinal mucosa and sense of taste were at most directly hit. She fainted immediately, and after her body broke down these things into the most basic energy, she naturally became lively again.

"...According to the book I read recently, this is roughly the situation."

After listening to Nia's analysis that was completely beyond his time, the Red Yama's mouth twitched unnaturally, and he hesitated to speak, and finally sighed:

“The human body is amazing~”

Nia: “…”

In fact, she felt that the food cooked by this little teacher was even more amazing. After all, according to this logic, no matter how delicious the food was, it would more or less cause some abnormal reactions in the human body, which was the so-called first sight killing. As a result, the dishes cooked by Teacher Hong Yanmo seemed to be able to break through this law and conquer the diners' body and mind regardless of individual differences.

Even though Saki, Abby, Rika and the others are from Earth and they only use common ingredients so the abnormal reactions won't be too big, but people like Lex and Lysitia are genuine people from another world!

Is this magic? Love it.

"...Rather than worrying about that, it would be better to deal with the issue of the acting leader first, right?"

"That's easy to say."

Nia rolled her eyes. Her ability was the most ineffective against cell riots and inflammation. She said helplessly:

"Although it is different from a cold or fever, there is a quick solution, but this solution..."

"That's fine, let's use that one."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the wooden door of the toilet, which was carved in the same style as the interior of the room, opened from the inside, and Saki walked out with big strides and brisk steps. Although he had been squatting in there for a long time, his steps and arm swings were no different from the past, and he was still so steady and powerful, but his face was a little pale, and his lips were trembling slightly. After greeting Hong Yanma, he picked up Nia, who squinted her eyes and looked reluctant, and carried this motionless big cat into the toilet, which made Hong Yanma's eyebrows jump wildly.

She seemed to have guessed what the method was. It was a method that could not be used for colds and fevers, but could be used for gastrointestinal inflammation.

Not long after, accompanied by the sound of a knife falling, Saki, who had just changed his pretentious look of holding his breath, walked out of the toilet refreshed. Behind him was little Nia, who slowly put away the water curved blade and pinched her forehead with one hand.

Red Yan Mo did not look away, because following closely behind Nia, a headless Saki with blood spurting out of his head was wrapped in spiritual power and slowly floated out of the toilet.

Red Enma Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ: "!!!!!!"

It has appeared! The murder case of Yanma-tei Inn! Why did the loving couple who swore to be together forever kill each other? Why did the top nanny's healing blade cut off the head of the person she loved? Is the mysterious headless corpse wandering in the toilet a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? The only person who witnessed the truth of the incident was the young innkeeper...Tonight at 8 o'clock, Detective Chiron will reveal it to you!

Chiron (making a bow-drawing motion): "The bullet of victory has been fired!"

"It's just a change of body, not that serious."

"What about those fungi?"

"I extracted some of it from my original body and let Nia help increase its value. Just pay attention to your diet and take care of yourself in the next two days and it will be fine. Compared to this..."

Saki pointed at the headless corpse behind him and asked quite naturally:

"What should I do with my body?"

"It's ready to be buried in the back mountain!"

Hong Yanmo rolled her eyes. How could she, a hotel owner working in a serious industry, know how to deal with such a profound issue as how to deal with a corpse? And how to deal with "her own" corpse?

After recalling the life of Red Enma, Saki realized that he had asked the wrong person. He took out a flip phone provided by Red A, successfully found 2ch from an early version of the browser, and started a discussion thread.

[Anonymous: Damn it www, the 3-pound bone-in beef my relative gave me rotted in the fridge after forgetting to freeze it. Won’t the garbage disposal fee explode now? QAQ, please help_(:)∠)_]

After the editing was completed, Saki wiped his sweat. It was a big challenge for him to use a keypad phone and input Japanese. After sending it out, he took out his magic wand and sealed his headless body and the blood ball floating above the body into ice. He said:

"Okay, let's just leave it like this for now. If it doesn't work, just burn it down."

"I think it would be better to just burn it down..."

"I agree~"

"...Oh? Someone replied?"

"So fast?"

The two girls were stunned. Curious about how modern humans other than Saki would deal with this problem, they instinctively moved to Saki's left and right sides and leaned in front of the screen to take a look.

[Anonymous: Although the poster tried to cover it up with a very relaxed tone...I still suggest you turn yourself in~]

[Anonymous: By the way, I am a policeman (laughs)]

Saki: “…”

Nia: “…”

Red Enma: "... (laughs)"

......

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Volume 828 Nuclear Explosion Cardcaptor Saki Sauce~★: Chapter Chapter I'll Punch Your Chest with My Little Fist (Muscle Strength B)

rustling...

The young boys and girls were walking on the untouched part of Mt. Yuanzang... I mean, the undeveloped, wooded, and rugged mountain path.

Although the mountain path is rugged, the wildly growing weeds and bushes that retain their original ecology are an insurmountable chasm for ordinary people... At least it is not an exaggeration for the younger generation who grew up in modern cities. It is okay to do so in an emergency, but on weekdays no one would want to go into the bushes where no one knows what is in them. Not to mention getting stuck with something, the branches that can easily cut arms and thighs are enough to discourage people.

However, this is not a problem for the students of Tianshen Elementary School who are endowed with the special ability of spiritual power. The invisible force field presses forward and the bushes are forced to move to the sides, or they simply float over the bushes. There are always a variety of ways to do it.

As we walked, a layer of white fog gradually floated in the woods. At first, we could barely see things with the sunlight filtering through the treetops, but as we walked, the fog became thicker and thicker, and the range visible to the naked eye was quickly compressed to a space of about one meter around us. We could faintly hear a piece of music with clear nodes, cheerful, but for some reason a little weird.

There was no longer any bright sun above my head, and the mountain path under my feet seemed to have turned into flat ground. Once I took a step forward, I didn't even know whether I was going up the mountain or down the mountain, or even going in circles. My senses were completely blinded at this moment.

As mentioned before, just like Medusa, as a heroic spirit, was bound to the Pegasus that she failed to give birth to during her lifetime, the Red Enma, as a heroic spirit, was also bound to the Enma Pavilion. After the concept of the Enma Pavilion was attached to this quick-built hotel, it became equivalent to the Lost House itself in the concept of mysticism. The Lost House is open only to those who are destined to be there and the few special beings in the modern times when the mystery has faded. Those who do not meet this standard cannot set foot inside, and will only wander around in the fog, and finally appear safely around the stairs leading to Ryudo Temple, or directly on the winding mountain road.

However, the students whose bodies were marked with the Yama Pavilion mark by Red Yama naturally would not have this problem. Following the guidance of the mark, they wandered around in the fog. The scenery in front of them suddenly became clear the moment they passed through a bush.

In front of a two-story forest inn with a fat golden sparrow on the eaves, Saki and Nia were standing on either side of a headless corpse, holding saws in their hands, with a large pit next to them.

"???????"

What the hell?! Murder?? Buried body!?

After this string of words popped up in their minds, the four people had different reactions. While Lex was still in a daze, the other three reacted.

AbiQAQ: "Wuwaa ...

Mel: "Burned... (pulls out the dragon stone and puts it down) Hmm?"

Miyu: "Let's run away."

Sapphire: "I think we should call the police..."

Four people and one stick, five completely different reactions. Saki glanced over and only Lex and Abby's reactions barely met his expectations - expectations of a prank, so he threw the saw away. Nia rolled her eyes when she saw this and explained to the four people who came back from school:

"Don't worry, the teacher saw that you were coming back soon and made it like this to scare you! Also, this 'corpse' belongs to the teacher!"

"Ah."

Mel nodded first. Although she had been frozen and thawed before, she still smelled the scent of Saki and knew the truth. The other three looked at each other. Lex and Miyu's eyelids drooped slightly, and Abi rushed to Saki with tears in her eyes.

"Teacher, you're a bad guy! You're scaring me!"

While complaining in dissatisfaction, the cute blonde girl in the Suiqunen Elementary School uniform threw a simple pink fist at Saki. Saki smiled and held up her hand.

——! ! !

The violent buzzing sound instantly deprived Saki of his hearing. Nia even squatted on the spot with her hands covering her ears. She did not stand up until Abi let go. She looked at Saki, whose right forearm was still distorted in a way that went against the human structure even though he had wrapped it with spiritual power at the last moment. She bared her teeth slightly and threw a force of rebirth at him with her backhand.

"Is that child's power so strong?"

"Isn't it amazing? It was so hasty that I couldn't hold it."

"It's a bit outrageous."

Nia nodded with deep feeling. After being panelized, Saki's ultimate power was almost at the C+++ level. He could face off against Kaidairi at full power and not be defeated in a short period of time... At least it was a terrifying power that was not too one-sided. Looking at the entire Tenjin Elementary School, if Saki dared to claim to be second in terms of strength... then only Mel could claim to be first.

Although there was no blessing from her, and the power was just a temporary burst, but spiritual power itself is very subjective, and the speed of use is equivalent to the speed of the brain. Even if it does not reach the limit, it is not far away. In the end, he was beaten like this by Abi's punch...

It seems that he has been ignored for various reasons all along, but that child doesn't seem to be as harmless as he looks?

In response, Saki just rolled his eyes.

"Did you just realize that? Mel, help me."

"It would be better if the teacher could come by himself..."

Mel pursed his lips, but still waved his wand. The cold wind swept the headless corpse on the ground accurately. The corpse, which had just been thawed, was frozen again. The spiritual power lightly touched the surface, and it immediately shattered into ice crystals on the ground, which made Sapphire marvel.

"What a wonderful magic, Master Meier."

"Hmm~"

This was no flattery. The chantless magic froze a body from the inside out in an instant. In terms of strength, it was as strong as the Mystic Eye of Petrification possessed by Medusa that they had faced in the early morning. Although it relied on the power of the magic gift (magic wand), in Sapphire's opinion, it was still a very remarkable magical achievement.

After all, this child looks like he is only about the same age as Miyu and Illya...

Just as he was thinking, Sapphire, who had only the tip of his staff left, turned his head and saw Mel, who was standing with his hands on his waist and humming with a smug look on his face. A crackling sound came from behind him, and a pair of dragon wings with a green inner membrane and golden scales on the outer surface, which were big enough to wrap around the girl's petite body, spread out behind her and flapped gently.

sapphire:"......"

Damn! It's a fantasy!

Considering that the Pegasus was pressed down by her in the morning and dared not move at all, it might be a super high-level fantasy species. Could it be that the high-level fantasy species in the other world did not go to the inner sea of ​​the star, but adapted to the reality after the great source and mysterious decay and survived? !

Volume 829 Nuclear Explosion Cardcaptor Saki Sauce~★ : Chapter Chapter Flame: Sustainable Development

The commonplace scene at Tianshen Elementary School once again impacted the three views of this small magic wand, but in a sense, Sapphire's guess was not wrong.

Whether it was the world where Mel once lived, or the Fódlan where Sutis and the others lived, because of the environmental changes, the dragons like them had to separate their power into the dragon stone, and survived with a relatively weak but more unique human appearance. The overall situation is similar to the process of the decline of the Age of Gods on the Type-Moon side, when fairies, elves, fantasy species, and some gods who fell into elves and survived collectively migrated to the inner sea of ​​the stars, but there are some differences in the choices... After all, the dragons here have nowhere to run, so they can only force themselves to adapt.

As for why they can still maintain their original combat effectiveness in a completely new world...it's still the same old question.

Although interrupted by Red A, the Blades and Irena among the group still clearly captured the phenomenon of the emergence and appreciation of spiritual power, magic power and ether from nothing...exactly the same as the situation in Digital-Reality, Digital World, Fordlan, and Earth-2017.

Now they still cannot understand the reasons that lead to such a strange phenomenon that goes against common sense and science. They can only suppress their doubts and enjoy the convenience brought by this phenomenon. Otherwise, spiritual power, ether and magic power cannot be replenished, at least more than 80% of the teachers and students will become duds, and 10% will have problems surviving... Well, I'm talking about that group of strange blades.

Moreover, Saki suddenly began to doubt whether the fact that they were so easily accepted by the inhibitory force was related to this 'phenomenon' which was most likely caused by the principal... After all, the inhibitory force sounds great, but in fact it is just like that. Not to mention that each parallel world has its own inhibitory force, just talking about Gaia consciousness, the will of the earth is also the will of the planet. There are a lot of similar ones in the solar system, such as Zhu Yue and the big spider Ort, and the former was defeated once by Gemstone.

If, as they felt, the principal of Tianshen Primary School really had the ability to add several new energies of different systems to another world out of thin air without causing any abnormal reaction in the world itself, and if he used it as a bargaining chip, the planet's restraining force, which was facing the depletion of its great energy and would eventually die, would most likely readily accept it.

...Of course, these are just guesses at best. The water here on the moon is very deep, and the energy suppression of several new systems may not necessarily be considered. Maybe the principal has better chips in hand? But I can make a note of it for the time being.

"Okay, the last group of people have returned. Let's clean up and prepare for dinner. Hong Yanma has made some new dishes today. After we finish eating... Miyu, remember to rest early because you have to go out in the evening."

"Night?"

Miyu blinked and asked:

"About the cards?"

"Well, remember to eat well and sleep well, and adjust your physical strength to the best condition. If nothing unexpected happens tonight, you will be the main attacker."

"understood."

"Teacher~"

Lex raised his hand and shook it.

"Can we participate?"

"This time, our opponent is a little special. Let's conduct a mock battle in the simulation space afterwards."

"That's it..."

The implication is that it is meaningless to use all your strength, but if you don't use all your strength, you might get hurt or even die...