Genshin Impact Double Penetration: Invite Furninna at the Beginning

"Eating and burial is a method to make the dead accompany us forever. What do you think?"

Hu Tao spoke in a serious tone, but in fact, his true intentions were fully exposed.

Timmy is just a kid after all, how could he understand all these fancy things?

He was skeptical and said, "Well... okay, I think what you said is very powerful, so I will believe you this time."

"Yes, I believe that this hall master will not be wrong!"

Hu Tao was extremely satisfied with his words, and then he took out cumin, chili pepper, salt and other seasonings...

When these seasonings were sprinkled on the pigeons, the smell of burnt aroma mixed with the fragrance of the seasonings filled the noses of several people.

"Oh no, this smells too good..."

Funina has already started drooling, she didn't expect it to be so tempting!

Lin Xuan also swallowed his saliva and murmured, "As expected of a pigeon that was raised on wheat, the taste is different!"

Fischl couldn't help but say, "It smells so good. No wonder the traveler would come here to shoot pigeons when he has nothing to do..."

Except for Manye and Shenhe, everyone turned into foodies in an instant.

Even Timmy is no exception.

Tears flowed from the corners of his eyes and tears flowed from the corners of his mouth!

"Should I eat it? No, no, it's my good friend, Gulu~"

Although he said this, Timmy kept swallowing his saliva.

Walnut continued to tempt: "It's not eating, this is a necessary process of the funeral, it's a way to stay by your side forever!"

Walnut tore off one of its legs and stuffed it into Timmy's mouth.

So, Timmy ate the pigeon leg with tears in his eyes.

Timmy took the lead in eating, and the others did not hesitate and quickly divided the little pigeon up.

5 minute later.

"Goodbye everyone, I hope you find Brother Bennett!"

Timmy waved happily to everyone, no longer showing the sadness and gloom he had before.

Navia couldn't help but ask, "Hey, Walnut, where did you learn this skill of deceiving people?"

Hu Tao laughed and said, "I'm not kidding. I just sincerely think so. Besides, isn't the food delicious?"

Everyone was silent, because the pigeon smelled really good!

At this time, everyone in Lin Xuan’s live broadcast room was laughing like crazy.

"I am dying of laughter. Although I don't know how you emitted that flame just now, this ending is too funny."

"The effect of this show is so amazing. It made me laugh till I was numb."

"Hahaha, congratulations to the Great Devil for completing the achievement and killing Timmy's pigeon!"

Chapter 186 The atmosphere of a funeral

Lin Xuan touched his nose. He didn’t expect things to develop to this point. In fact, he really didn’t want to eat.

Lin Xuan said to the live broadcast: "Family, I really couldn't help it. I think it was the pigeon that started it first. It attacked me with its smell!"

"Stop talking nonsense and let me see my aunt!"

"That's right, I want to see Eula."

"No, can't our little Amy be in the picture?"

"Damn it, I want to see Manye!"

These people were discussing Timmy’s pigeons one second, and the next they wanted to watch their favorite characters.

Helplessly, Lin Xuan had to step back a few steps to allow everyone to be in the camera.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. Isn't it okay if I show you everything?"

This made the audience quieter and stopped arguing.

Walking on the forest road, Walnut in front was humming a song, and the people behind were chatting and laughing.

Lin Xuan followed slowly behind. It felt like a daily walk, just like an ordinary day.

It was just a peaceful daily routine, but the audience in the live broadcast room were inexplicably moved.

"Family members, do you understand this feeling? I really want to cry."

"I understand what's said above. It's like Teyvat really exists in this world, and this is how these characters live their daily lives."

"Thank you so much, Great Demon King. You can reproduce the scenes that are not in the game so naturally and perfectly. This is the meaning of your existence!"

When Lin Xuan saw these comments, he smiled slightly and felt deeply touched.

After all, games are just games, and we can only see what the characters do in the game.

But what are they doing when we fall asleep, when we are at school, when we are working?

The appearance of Lin Xuan obviously filled this gap.

It makes both the character and the game more full-bodied.

"Ouch!"

Lin Xuan was just sighing with emotion when Hu Tao in front of him suddenly cried out and almost fell down.

"What's going on? Are there some Hillilks ambushing us?!"

Amber was suddenly nervous after having just met the Hilichurls.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here to protect you!"

Navia opened her umbrella and the parachute gun was ready!

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?"

A familiar voice was heard, and a figure slowly stood up from the grass.

"Wendy? Why is it you!"

Everyone was shocked, but soon they felt less surprised.

It turns out that this drunkard was sleeping here.

"Hey, I should be the one asking you this question. Why did you suddenly appear here?"

Wendy felt very strange to see so many people coming here, many of whom were not from Mond.

So everyone told each other the purpose of their visit, and Wendy finally understood what was going on.

"Hmm~ So that's how it is." Wendy touched her chin and said, "It seems that Bennett is really unlucky."

The corners of Lin Xuan's mouth twitched, thinking that Bennett was also your people.

You are actually here making sarcastic remarks and laughing at others, right?

Lin Xuan was speechless and said, "So Wendy, don't you think you should help us find where Bennett is?"

"Oh, I'm just an ordinary bard, how can I find it~"

Wendy looked so innocent, and Lin Xuan really wanted to punch him.

"Okay, okay, don't look at me like that. I'll try my best."

Only then did Lin Xuan reveal a look of satisfaction.

Fischl was very dissatisfied with this: "Lin Xuan, why did you ask this drunkard for help? Besides drinking, he should only be able to sing."

Lin Xuan smiled and said, "Don't worry, this drunken bard is actually quite useful."

If Wendy couldn't find Bennett, Lin Xuan felt that Bennett was most likely to have left Mond.

"It's so funny, you are just like me, Wendy, sleeping on the grass."

"You must admit that their acting is so realistic. Little Amy and Amber don't even know that Wendy is Barbatos."

"That's why we say the Great Devil is the eternal God. He has mastered the details!"

Wendy walked towards the nameless canyon where Chayevich was, and everyone followed closely behind.

As we got closer to the nameless canyon, the place became a little desolate.

Not only was there no grass or trees growing around, but even the number of birds and animals decreased.

"Hmm~ I can already smell the scent of a funeral. There must be a client here!"

With Hu Tao's many years of sales experience, he judged that there must be business here.

"Hu Walnut, don't scare me, how is it possible..." Finina shrank behind Navia.

Walnut suddenly jumped up and pointed into the distance, saying, "Look, then you are the customer!"

"No, someone's dead!"

Funina covered her eyes and dared not to look.

Everyone looked up and saw that it was not a dead person at all, but just a fat man.

"Damn it, it's this guy, go over there and beat him up!"

"Damn it, this old guy is the one who stole my Mora and caused all sorts of trouble."

"He asked me to go to the mountainside, and then he asked me to go to the bottom of the mountain. I really want to beat the shit out of him!"

It can be seen from the barrage that everyone has a lot of complaints about this fat guy.

In fact, Lin Xuan also wanted to beat him up, but it would not be a good influence since it was a live broadcast, and he also had to find Bennett.

Lin Xuan was not polite at all. He walked up to him and shouted, "Hey, that fat guy over there!"

Chayevich was surrounded by goods, probably waiting for Bennett to finish clearing them before delivering them.

When he heard someone calling him a fat pig, he suddenly became furious.

"Who are you calling the fat guy?"

"Whoever promises me is a fat bastard."

"You bastard, you are from Liyue, right? You are so rude!"

Although Chayevich was not very strong, he had a bad temper. He clenched his fist and was about to teach Lin Xuan a lesson.

After all, in terms of body size, he has the advantage, and Lin Xuan does not have the Eye of God.

As a result, at this time, Eula suddenly appeared in front of him with a big sword.

"Merchant from Solstice, are you sure you want to attack our distinguished guest from the Mondstadt Knights?"

Chayevich then stopped and said with a smile: "So it's the Wave Knight."

"Hey, fat guy over there, tell us where Bennett went, or I'll let Oz electrocute you!" Fischl was not polite at all.

Although he had not taken on the task from this fat guy, he had been annoyed with him for a long time.

"Oh~ So you're asking about that unlucky adventurer. I don't know where he is."

"With his unlucky physique, he might have been injured or encountered other troubles by now."

Chayevich spread his hands, looking gloating.

Seeing Chayevich's despicable look, Lin Xuan clenched his fists tightly.

Veins popped up on my body. If I didn’t teach him a lesson today, I wouldn’t be named Lin!

Chapter 187 50 Mora

However, just as Lin Xuan was about to take action, a figure stepped forward first.

"Zheng!"

The spear suddenly appeared in Shen He's hand, shining brightly.

Shen He was a man of few words, and asked directly: "Are you mocking Bennett?"