Genshin Impact Double Penetration: Invite Furninna at the Beginning

He was holding a bottle of red wine in his hand and pouring it into his mouth.

"Hiccup~ The wine from another world is so unforgettable, so delicious~"

He burped and a happy smile appeared on his face.

"Wendy!"

I really don’t know how Wendy did it. I didn’t even know there was wine in the villa, but he knew!

"Hey, Lin Xuan, do you want a drink too?"

After seeing Lin Xuan, Wendy was not afraid and even invited him.

"Oh my god, it smells so strong of alcohol. Do all the people in Mond like to drink so much?"

Funina pinched her nose, her eyes full of disgust.

If I remember correctly, the drunkard in front of me is Mondstadt's God of Wind.

Because the storyline of the account she was playing with, Lin Xuan, had almost finished.

Therefore, Funina didn't have a very deep understanding of Wendy, but she could occasionally hear from idle voice that Wendy liked to drink.

There is nothing wrong with liking to drink, after all, Zhongli seems to enjoy a few drinks occasionally.

But who could have thought that the great God of Wind could drink like this!

"Wow, Wendy, you actually drank so much. Aren't you afraid of alcohol poisoning?"

Walnut came to Wendy and found that all the wine bottles in front of her were empty, without a drop left.

If it were an ordinary person, he would probably leave after drinking, but this person was simply a potential customer of his own hall of rebirth.

"Hiccup~"

"It's worth it even if I get alcohol poisoning to drink such delicious wine."

Wendy burped again, not caring at all about the alcohol poisoning.

After saying this, Wendy fell asleep holding the bottle of wine.

Lin Xuan was speechless. He originally thought that Wendy was quite normal, but now it seems that he was overthinking.

"Don't worry about him, just let him sleep here."

Lin Xuan turned around and led everyone away. Anyway, he would go back by himself when the time came.

He also locked the basement to prevent the smell from escaping.

Only after everyone left did Lin Xuan have time to trim the video and then upload it.

At this time, Lin Xuan discovered that the number of his fans had reached more than 1200 million.

Moreover, many people contacted me privately, wanting to have business cooperation with me.

"Hello, teacher. We have a new cake and would like to invite Funina to take the photo."

"Hello teacher, we have an electronic device here..."

There are so many private messages like this, and these people are tireless. It happens twice a day, as if they are afraid that I can't see it.

Lin Xuan was accustomed to these advertisements, but when he saw one of them, he couldn't help but feel a little upset.

"Hello, Mr. Big Demon King, can you help us shoot a commercial for a kid's burp kit?"

Lin Xuan's eyes twitched wildly. What on earth were you thinking of asking me to collaborate on this kind of advertisement?

Lin Xuan typed a few words and sent it out: Impossible!

……

The next day, Lin Xuan got up early.

Today is the day we agreed to have a barbecue with Hua Ling and others, so we must make preparations in advance.

But fortunately, the reserved barbecue campsite has everything you need, so you only need to bring some food.

Looking at the ingredients and snacks prepared in front of him, Lin Xuan felt very satisfied.

I remember that when I went on a spring outing, I didn’t have such conditions and could only eat frugally. I couldn’t be as wealthy as I am now.

"Lin Xuan, here I come!"

The first person to come over today was actually a drunk Wendy.

He seemed to have forgotten what happened yesterday and there was no sign of him even drinking.

"Wow, you bought so many things. It looks like everyone is having a feast today."

Wendy looked at the food laid out on the ground and was already looking forward to today's barbecue.

But he suddenly realized that something was wrong. He turned around and saw Lin Xuan looking at him with disgust.

"Uh, why are you looking at me like that? I haven't done anything wrong, right?"

Lin Xuan pointed to a pile of wine bottles at the door and asked, "What do you think?"

"Oh, so that's what you're talking about. Actually, I didn't want to drink this wine."

Wendy stuck out her tongue and smiled, lying without blushing.

"So why did you drink again?"

"Because these bottles of wine seem to be challenging me, and you all don't seem to like drinking very much, in line with the concept of not wasting, I solved it with reluctance."

"Should I thank you, then?"

"Oh, no need. After all, we are good friends. Just buy more next time!"

Wendy didn't know if he really didn't understand what was being said, and Lin Xuan really wanted to beat him up.

However, at this time everyone arrived one after another, and Lin Xuan gave up this idea.

"Yeah, barbecue! Klee brought some goodies!"

The next person to come over was Klee, who took out several fish from her backpack.

Lin Xuan found it familiar and quickly recognized it: "Keli, is this a flower medaka?"

Klee nodded: "Yes, the medaka tastes delicious. It tastes sweet even without any seasoning."

Wendy smiled and asked, "So, little Kelli, you went to fry fish again, right?"

“Hmm~” Klee rubbed her head. “Klee just used a small bouncing bomb. No one noticed.”

Lin Xuan didn’t know whether what Keli said was true or not, he could only pray that he would not be thrown into solitary confinement.

Gradually, everyone arrived, except Zhongli.

If nothing unexpected happens, he must have gone to find Xiao.

What surprised Lin Xuan was that his long-lost classmate A Mao also came.

Although he still looked reluctant.

Especially when he saw Ying, there was a hint of evasion and complexity in his eyes.

This is inevitable, after all, she is my biological mother in a sense.

"You, carry these snacks for me!" After everything was ready, Lin Xuan ordered Funina.

Fu Nina looked around and then protested in dissatisfaction: "There are so many people here, why do you want me to carry them!"

Lin Xuan gave a simple and crude reason: "Because you usually eat the most."

"And you!" Lin Xuan handed the remaining ingredients to Wendy.

"Oh~ I feel so weak, Lin Xuan, can you really bear to let me do such hard labor?"

Wendy tried to act cute, but Lin Xuan didn't buy it at all.

The whole house smelled of alcohol yesterday, so this can only be considered a minor punishment.

"Lin Xuan, why don't I come and help too!"

Bennett saw that there was work to be done and volunteered.

"Forget it, just follow us obediently."

Lin Xuan was afraid that his unlucky constitution would flare up. If the food got into his hands, all of it would become moldy. That would be so horrible!

The next task is to take the bus to the barbecue camp!

Chapter 87 Klee has divine eyes

"I don't know why, but when Lin Xuan said we were going to have a barbecue today, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep last night."

Xiao Gong sat on the bus, looking at the scenery outside the window and chatting with Hu Tao next to him.

Kurumi also felt the same way: "It turns out that I am not the only one who feels this way!"

"It turns out everyone is the same. I thought there was something wrong with me." Bennett seemed to have found his home.

"Yeah, it's the same with Klee. She can't fall asleep even if she holds Dudu."

"To be honest, I have some of these feelings, but even when I was helping my brother deal with things, I never had this feeling."

Everyone started chatting together. Apart from the stubborn Furninna and Little Amy, the only ones who really didn't feel anything were the two gods and the scattered soldiers.

Lin Xuan just found it funny and turned to ask everyone: "Do you know what this is called on Blue Star?"

Everyone asked in unison: "What is it called?"

“It’s called the elementary school student spring outing syndrome!”

Lin Xuan knew this feeling very well, as he had felt the same way during his previous spring outing.

I really want to close my eyes and open them again to see the next day, but I can’t fall asleep.

"You are the elementary school student!" Funina stood up and pointed at Lin Xuan and retorted.

Lin Xuan blinked and asked in confusion: "Didn't you just say that you didn't have this feeling?"

Furninna realized that she had let the cat out of the bag and immediately said, "I, I meant that you are not allowed to say that about us!"

Lin Xuan snorted, which made Funina even more dissatisfied.

He sat down next to Lin Xuan and insisted on giving an explanation.

"What do you mean? What was that look you gave me just now?"

"Hey, I'm talking to you!"

Lin Xuan covered his ears and shook his head frantically, "I don't want to listen, you bastard!"

Furninna was extremely angry and started to use her ultimate move.

"Damn it! I'll make sure you know the consequences of offending me!"

"Come out, my followers!"

As soon as he finished speaking, three followers appeared in the carriage.

After Funina gave the order, a large number of bubbles rushed towards Lin Xuan.

"Damn it, are you serious?"

Lin Xuan was blinded by the bubbles and his whole body was wet.

"What's going on? Where did the blisters come from?"

"Help, my clothes..."

Soon, the entire bus was filled with bubbles.

The driver was helpless and didn't understand what these people who were doing special plays were doing.

After arriving at the barbecue camp, Hu Tao and his companions were like horses entering the wilderness.

"Wow, I didn't expect this barbecue campsite to be so big, and there's even a lake!"

Walnut stood at the edge and looked around, and found that this was a meadow.

Although it is not as good as the real prairie, you can't see the end of it at a glance.

This shows that the entire barbecue camp is very large and the environment is also very good.