Genshin Impact Double Penetration: Invite Furninna at the Beginning

If it were just that, it would be fine, but at this moment someone suddenly said something threatening.

"Kavi, can you and El Haisen kiss each other? After all, it's your golden wedding anniversary, right?"

Kavi felt like his brain suddenly shut down.

"Wait a minute, what are they talking about!"

Kavi raced his brain frantically, trying to comprehend what they were saying.

But even if I searched all the words in my brain, I still didn't understand.

Nashida gently reminded him, "Kavi, you may not know this, but the Genshin Impact players think you and Ai Haisen are a good match, so everyone likes to pair you up."

"Lord Grass God, why are you saying these strange things too? Also, what is CP..."

Kavi really wants to ask these Genshin Impact players, are you always so obsessed with playing Genshin Impact?

"CP, I know!" Funina, who was surfing on 5G, explained, "CP means that you two are a couple, generally speaking, a couple."

"This is impossible!"

Elhaisen, who had been silent until now, spoke in unison with Kavi.

Furninna and Nashida looked at each other, and they probably understood why everyone liked their couple...

The conversation between the two was considered by fans to be an official prank for a show effect.

"Oh my god, this is really too good to be true."

"Help, do you have to be so sweet."

Some people even smiled like aunties, which made Elhaisen very uncomfortable.

What's going on with these people from Blue Star? Why do they have such weird hobbies?

"So the relationship between Elhaisen and Kavi is so good..." Seno touched his chin and thought.

El Haisen said speechlessly: "Seno, I don't think you are the kind of guy who only uses your ears to judge people."

"Of course not, but based on my understanding of Genshin Impact, it describes each of us very accurately, so the credibility is still very high."

Seno's words made Elhaisen completely silent. After going around in circles like this, you also want to say that we are a couple, right?

"Senoseno, can you tell us a joke?"

At this time, I don’t know which fan suddenly shouted, which immediately made Seno perked up.

Upon hearing these words, Kavi and Elhaisen's bodies could not help but stiffen.

Here it comes, the most terrible thing is coming!

"So you guys really like my jokes?" Although Seno had no expression on his face, his voice was obviously much louder.

A girl cosplaying as Tinari nodded repeatedly: "That's right, I have to listen to your jokes every day to fall asleep, it really helps me sleep!"

Lin Xuan was thinking, is this a compliment or a scolding?

Seno just thought about it for a moment, then asked everyone, "Do you know what kind of small animal Elhaisen likes the most?"

Elhaisen glanced at Seno lightly. He really didn't know why he wanted to tell a joke about himself. Was he just making use of local materials?

One fan immediately asked, "Could it be Kavi?"

If the occasion wasn't inappropriate, Kavi would probably have started cursing.

It’s bad enough that you said we were a couple, but you even called me an animal!

"No." Seno shook his head.

Then everyone made some guesses, but no one was right.

"Since you all don't know, I will announce the answer. The answer is..."

"Goose."

"Goose? Why!"

"Because, Ai (Ai) Er (Eh) Haisen."

After these words were spoken, both Eisenberg himself and the audience fell silent.

"Haha, that's funny, it's really funny!"

"Haha, he is indeed very funny. This is the funniest joke I have ever heard..."

Although fans thought this was the coldest joke ever, they still gave Seno some face.

"It was so scary, I actually got goose bumps."

Xiao Gong rubbed his shoulders and felt that the air around him had dropped several degrees.

"Is this a joke? Why don't I find it funny..."

Ying said in a low voice and began to reflect on himself, wondering if his sense of humor was too high.

"General, this is a cold joke, meaning it is a joke that is likely to make people feel bored." Linghua explained in a low voice.

Bennett was also extremely puzzled: "Ah? Why does this kind of joke exist in the world?"

Linghua shook her head, which was beyond her knowledge.

Nashida comforted her people, "I think it's because this world needs jokes. Losing jokes would be like losing mosquitoes."

Wendy silently complained: "What a weird metaphor! Would this world be scary without mosquitoes?"

Sure enough, none of these gods are normal.

Unlike me, apart from liking to drink a little bit of wine, I am completely normal!

Chapter 99 Burying Qiqi

The fans never expected that the Seno in front of them would be so Seno.

If someone else told this joke, people might laugh.

But for some reason, after seeing Seno tell this joke seriously, everyone really felt cold.

Could it be that he is the innate saint of cold jokes?

"I didn't expect you guys really like it. Why don't I tell you another one?"

Seeing that everyone "liked" his jokes, Seno suggested telling another one.

Lin Xuan was afraid that if he continued talking, the temperature in the entire venue would drop below zero, so he quickly interrupted him.

"Seno, our time is actually very precious, we can't talk about it anymore!"

Although Seno felt regretful, he still nodded and said, "Okay, I'll follow your arrangements."

Lin Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, and everyone followed suit.

"Wait, where's Kurumi?"

At this time Lin Xuan suddenly discovered that Hu Tao had disappeared!

If it was someone else who disappeared, Lin Xuan might still have a lucky mentality.

But once Walnut disappears, it means she is definitely causing trouble.

"Wow, it's Qiqi, don't run!"

Hu Tao spotted a Qiqi from somewhere and ran towards it while shouting.

This scared the cosplayer so much that he turned around and ran away.

"Qiqi, let me bury you quickly. The leader of the Bang Hall will definitely help you complete the most spectacular funeral in history!"

Hu Tao's running speed is really too fast, and Qi Qi, with his small body, can't keep up.

In just a few seconds, Hu Tao caught up with Qi Qi.

For some reason, this girl who cosplays as Qiqi always has a sense of fear that comes from her DNA.

"Hu, Hu Tao, please don't bury me!" She even stuttered.

Hu Tao's eyes rolled and he said, "Oh, why would I bury you? We are good friends, of course I can't just bury you like that!"

Qiqi breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this. It turned out that Hu Tao was just here to make fun of the topic.

However, this Walnut seems to be quite authentic in both appearance and voice.

Wait, she looks familiar, could she be the big devil...

Qiqi was just thinking about it when suddenly everything went dark before her eyes.

Hu Tao grabbed a black plastic bag from somewhere, put Qiqi in it, and ran away carrying her.

The Naruto exhibition area on the other side.

"One bag of rice has to be carried to several floors. One bag of rice has to be carried to the second floor~"

A low voice spread all around, and then a voice slowly sat up.

From his makeup, it can be seen that this is a rather thin man.

The place where this man sat up was none other than the coffin prop.

That’s right, he was cosplaying as Nagato during the Impure World Reincarnation period!

"Who will give you a bag of rice oil? It's so spicy..."

He felt that he was so cool at the moment, and he must be the most handsome in the whole audience!

But before he could finish his final lines, he was dragged out.

"Excuse me, excuse me, please let me go, I have an urgent order!"

While Nagato was completely confused, Kurumi stuffed Qiqi directly into the coffin.

Then they put the paper lid on the coffin.

After locking Qiqi into the coffin, Hu Tao fell to his knees with a plop.

"Qiqi, you died so tragically. Don't worry, I will give you a grand funeral after you die."

"I will definitely ask Zhongli to study it carefully, and all procedures will be carried out according to the etiquette of Ancient Liyue."

"Rest in peace. After all, life and death are determined by fate. A zombie like you that is neither dead nor alive does not conform to the rules of heaven and earth..."

Listening to Hu Tao's singing, Qi Qi slowly crawled out of the coffin.

She didn't know whether to cry or laugh at this moment.

"walnut!"

Lin Xuan ran over panting, and almost fainted after seeing this scene.

After searching for half a day, I finally found Hu Tao. This guy really causes trouble for me.

"Just a little bit, just a little bit. Sorry to trouble you." He kept apologizing to the Qiqi cosplayer.

Then he gave Walnut a big chestnut, regardless of the fact that Walnut was rubbing his head with some resentment in his eyes.

"It's okay, it's actually quite interesting..."

Qiqi smiled. Although the process was a bit stimulating, it seemed really interesting.

Hu Tao rubbed his head and snorted at Lin Xuan, "What are you doing? I just want to practice. After all, I have been chasing Qiqi for so long, what if I catch him!"

Zhongli also left and came over to advise his boss: "Master, this is a comic convention after all, it's better not to be too ostentatious."

Hu Tao put her hands on her hips and accused Zhong Li, "You are so good, Zhong Li. It would be fine if you didn't help me deal with Lin Xuan, but you actually helped him to accuse me!"

Zhongli is like a person who has eaten coptis chinensis and become mute...ah, not a person who has eaten coptis chinensis and become mute.

There is pain that cannot be expressed.

"Emperor, may I take a picture with you?"

A girl nervously poked Zhongli's arm, wanting to take a photo with him.

"Of course." Zhongli nodded politely.

Then the girl took the photo happily, but Walnut next to her looked a little strange.

"This is so weird. This seems to be the second time I've heard someone call Zhongli Emperor..."