Genshin Impact Double Penetration: Invite Furninna at the Beginning

"what?"

Funina was stunned at first, then she laughed dryly and said, "Ahaha, of course I know you are lying to them, I am just cooperating with you."

After returning home, Lin Xuan felt like he had fought a fierce battle.

Protecting Funina is such a strenuous job!

There's nothing I can do about it, who makes her so popular?

"Next time you go out, don't talk to others without my permission!"

Facing Lin Xuan's unreasonable order, Funina asked back: "Why?"

"You caused such a commotion today, and you're still asking me why?"

"Humph, I think you just want to possess me!"

"puff!"

Lin Xuan, who was drinking Coke, spat it out. What kind of vicious words were these?

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Fu Nina crossed her arms over her chest and turned around. Lin Xuan said, "A big star like me, everyone would want to be my friend, right? Or do you want me to make friends with more people?"

Although Funina is usually a little silly, this sentence made Lin Xuan silent.

"I don't want to bother with you. I'm going to cook!"

Lin Xuan did not give a direct answer, but got up and went to the kitchen.

What he didn't know was that Funina was laughing at this moment.

As an orphan, cooking is his basic skill.

In addition, Lin Xuan has a little talent, so he did quite well.

And tonight's meal is also rich enough.

There are cola chicken wings, stir-fried beef, sweet and sour pork ribs, spicy boiled fish, and two vegetable dishes.

Funina sat at the dining table early, holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, full of anticipation.

"Oh my god, I didn't expect your cooking skills are so good, Lin Xuan!"

Looking at the delicious dishes, Funina's mouth was almost watering.

After Lin Xuan sat down, he said, "Of course, I started cooking for myself when I was in my teens. If my black-hearted boss hadn't made me work overtime these past few months, I wouldn't have to eat instant noodles every day."

"Hmm, eating instant noodles... seems to be good too."

"But... these chicken wings... are also delicious!"

Funina picked up a chicken wing with her fork, her words slurring.

Lin Xuan picked up a piece of beef, put it in his mouth and chewed it for a few times, and said: "As for instant noodles, I miss them when I don't eat them, but I hate them when I eat too much."

Furninna paused and asked with her mouth full of oil: "Why?"

“I hope you never experience that.”

"Humph, how could I not understand? It's just like eating macaroni with me."

Lin Xuan seemed to have found a loophole and asked, "So you are admitting that you don't really like eating macaroni, you just eat it because it's convenient, right?"

Only then did Funina realize that she had let the cat out of the bag, and she quickly tried to save herself: "Well, who said that? I actually like eating it very much, but I just don't like it for a day or two occasionally."

"Well, from now on I will make you macaroni every day, and only cook you one other meal every month."

"Hey, hey, hey, how can you do this? I'm your guest!"

"Yes, because you are my distinguished guest, I have to follow the guest's ideas."

"Wait, don't, don't take my chicken wings away..."

Chapter 11 A Phone Call from a Bad Friend

It was just an ordinary dinner, but it turned out to be a mess.

After eating and drinking her fill, Funina lay down on the sofa with ease.

She kicked off her shoes and put one foot on the sofa while dangling the other.

"Lin Xuan, what are you doing? Hurry up and give me your phone. I want to play Genshin Impact!"

Funingna saw Lin Xuan holding the phone tightly, so she gave the order.

Lin Xuan sat next to her and said unhappily, "All you do is play Genshin Impact all day. Wait until I finish editing this video!"

"What video? My video?"

Funina immediately became interested and sat up.

However, when she looked over, she found that it was not her own video, but a cute little girl she had never seen before.

"What a lovely child..."

Finina couldn't help but praise Keli, but then she thought of her own affairs.

"No, where's my video!"

Lin Xuan said without even turning his head: "Of course it has been uploaded a long time ago, and the number of likes has exceeded 100 million."

"One million!" Funina said in disbelief, "Are you kidding me? How could I have so many fans?"

Lin Xuan suddenly thought of the significant gap in population between Teyvat and Blue Star.

Although the official has not said it, but conservatively estimated it is more than ten times less than Blue Star.

"If I say that the total population of Blue Planet is about 70 billion, how would you respond?" Lin Xuan had an expression like a city person looking at a country person.

"Seven, seven billion?"

Indeed, Funina was shocked. She opened her mouth wide and started counting her fingers.

"Oh my god, how many zeros are there? It's so scary!"

"Wait, wait, wait, you almost got me around again, show me the video now!"

Soon, Funina realized that she had gone off topic.

There was no choice, so after Lin Xuan finished editing Klee’s video, he opened Funina’s video.

At this time, the number of views has reached 700 million, and the number of fans has reached 22.

The increase in popularity is obviously much less than yesterday, but it is still scary.

"Funina (screaming and blasting)!!!"

"I am Lady Furninna's dog!"

"Me too, woof woof!"

"Wang Wang Wang..."

Looking at the barrage of comments floating by, Funina was silent.

Although I don’t understand how I can understand the words from the other world, what’s with all these dogs barking?

Funina took a deep breath, then looked at Lin Xuan with caution.

Regarding Funina's strange behavior, Lin Xuan couldn't help but ask: "What do you mean by looking at me like that?"

"Lin Xuan, you are not a member of some evil organization, are you?"

The reason why Funina asked such questions was, of course, because the young mind that was hundreds of years old had suffered a huge shock.

"Nonsense, do you think I look like that?"

Lin Xuan was furious.

"I thought so at the beginning, and now it looks even more like it."

"..."

"After all, no matter how much you like someone, you wouldn't say you're his dog, right? And you said something like that when we first met, right?"

Funina seemed to have found the truth of this world and pointed her finger at Lin Xuan.

Lin Xuan regretted it very much. Why did he say that when he first met her?

Now, such a big misunderstanding has occurred.

"Ahem, well, let me explain..."

"I won't listen, I won't listen!"

"Forget it, I won't explain."

"Okay, I'll give you a chance to explain."

"?"

Lin Xuan was really puzzled. Was she deliberately going against him?

With Lin Xuan's explanation and the support of online information, Funina finally believed what Lin Xuan said.

"You Blue Star people are so weird. No wonder I heard someone barking like a dog when I was buying groceries today."

"Forget it. I won't bother with you. I'm not that stingy. Just give me this thing called a cell phone."

Funina stretched out her hand, confidently.

Lin Xuan handed over the phone and said faintly, "I forgot to tell you that when you log in to Genshin Impact, it's best to shout "Genshin Impact Startup."

Funina actually believed it: "Why?"

"Because those of us who play Genshin Impact all shout, do you understand the sense of ritual?"

"Oh……"

Of course, Funina didn't know that Lin Xuan was lying to her.

When clicking on the login interface, Funina shouted loudly: "Genshin Impact, start!"

Lin Xuan turned his head and tried to hold back his laughter, fearing that he would be discovered by Funina.

He felt secretly happy when he thought that Funina would shout "Genshin Impact Startup" every time she played Genshin Impact in the future.

It was a calm but unusual evening.

Funina sat cross-legged on the sofa, playing Genshin Impact intently.

Lin Xuan sat aside and acted as a game consultant.

A faint fragrance emanated from Funina's body, which occasionally entered Lin Xuan's nose.

Somewhat intoxicating.

Just as Lin Xuan was immersed in this dreamlike atmosphere, a message from Green Bubble interrupted him.

"Stop playing, I'll reply to the message first."

Lin Xuan took the phone and opened WeChat with curiosity.

Usually no one looks for me, and I don’t know who it is.

When I clicked on it, it turned out to be Liu Zhe, my old friend from college.

"Lin Xuan, I saw on WeChat Moments a few days ago that you resigned. Are you interested in joining my team?"

Seeing this message, Lin Xuan laughed, and laughed hard.

Liu Zhe is a senior otaku who is into all kinds of anime and 2D games.

He didn't find a proper job after graduation. The last time I contacted him, I asked him what he was doing.

And guess what?

Hey, this kid actually makes a living by reselling butter. Lin Xuan was speechless.

But this guy is a local resident of Jiangcheng, and his parents run a booming breakfast shop.

All in all, as long as he could lie down, he wouldn't starve to death.

Unlike myself, I didn’t work for the black-hearted capitalists before, which was really a disaster.