Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

This is my daily routine, sitting at the counter in the Ninja Tool Shop:

The cute girl in a cheongsam and bun-haired hair leaned over the counter and sighed, "Oh, so boring."

This is Hinata's daily routine, daily practice in the forest:

"Bagua Sixty-Four Palms."

Hinata can now barely perform this move.

Is this poison?

Toxic, but reality.

When someone dies, others feel sad, but only for a brief moment.

These girls do have romantic feelings for Menma, but it is impossible for them to go without food and water and suffer for a dead person all day long.

This is a bit ironic...

Menma likes ordinary people, but ordinary people can quickly forget whether he is alive or dead.

Menma hates the Uchiha, but the Uchiha is able to destroy the world for him.

Just like the difference between Naruko and Satsuki...

Menma likes so-called "normal people", but he is just as twisted as Uchiha due to his mental mysophobia...

Imagine that your girlfriend has learned various techniques in other people's beds, and various parts of your girlfriend have been licked by other men...

He couldn't accept that his partner had ever been touched by anyone else.

He couldn't accept that his partner was suffering because of this.

He understood that the other who could satisfy all his desires did not exist in the real world, but only in the spiritual world.

This is what Uzumaki Menma thinks now:

In that case, there is no need to desire a real-life relationship.

Treat all things in the world equally as tools, love them, use them, and possess them.

The object of my love and sexual desire is...

this world!

I want to create a world that will never betray me.

That's right, now that he is still alive and has achieved great success somewhere, his thoughts are more twisted than before.

The desire to conquer poured out like a flood.

As one teacher said:

When Sun Wukong saw the fairy, his first reaction was definitely not "This fairy is so beautiful, can I have a passionate love affair with her?"

But...

Wondering what conspiracy this goblin has, whether it is good or bad.

When Menma sees a new place, his first reaction isn't "The girls here are so pretty, should I fuck them?"

But...

Wondering if I could take on the world, conquer the world, fit the world in my pocket.

He has become such an ambitious person.

Time goes back to the present, and Konoha's daily life continues.

In the Hokage's office, the Fifth Hokage Tsunade was working. Shizune rushed into the office and reported: "Tsunade-sama, it's bad. The Anbu sent out..."

"Let Kakashi's team come back." Tsunade ordered.

Mount Sumeru is located at the border of Iwagakure and Kusagakure. Many ninjas have disappeared there so far.

Team Hatake Kakashi:

Captain Hatake Kakashi: 29 years old, elite jonin, Konoha's No. 1 ninja technician.

Namikaze Naruko: 16 years old, just promoted to jonin last year.

Haruno Sakura: 16 years old, Chunin.

Sai: 16 years old, a former member of the Root, later transferred to become an ordinary ninja, now a Chunin, has been a member of Kakashi's team since Uchiha Satsuki defected.

Now, the four of them came to the Sumeru Mountain area due to the mission assigned by Tsunade.

The sky was covered with dark clouds. It was daytime but it was pitch black.

They gathered together and looked at the ninja corpse at their feet. They could calculate the time of death based on the degree of decay.

Sai squatted down, examined the body, and said in a cold voice: "He has been dead for about ten days. He died of chakra overdraft."

(Trivia: Ninjas are different from ordinary people. Because chakra permanently transforms body cells, they decay more slowly/only set in this book)

Sakura still seems to be playing no role and has no highlight performance.

On the Konoha side, the sky, which should have been clear, suddenly became covered with thick dark clouds, blocking the sunlight, accompanied by thunder and lightning.

A huge projection appeared in the sky: a white-haired loli wrapped in bandages?

She began her speech: "I am Hiruko, a ninja from the Konohagakure village. I have used the Kidara-me technique to take the bloodline limits of the four great ninja villages for myself."

"When I obtain the fifth bloodline limit, I will be invincible and become an immortal perfect ninja. With this power, I will launch the Fifth Ninja World War and dominate everything."

This scene not only appeared in Konoha, but also in the sky of the other four major ninja villages.

There is no doubt that this is a declaration of war against all countries in the ninja world in the name of Konoha.

From today on, Konoha has entered a wartime state of emergency.

This was a huge meeting room, very dim, with only the center illuminated by lights. On the floor was a map of the ninja world, giving it an extremely oppressive feeling.

There were alcoves in the walls, with the daimyo sitting behind a curtain and his retainers standing in front, looking down at Tsunade who stood in the middle.

"The five major countries that dominate the continent all have their own ninja villages to prevent attacks and invasions from other countries."

"We in the Land of Fire are proud to have the strongest power on this continent, and have been protecting the Konohagakure for many years."

“But this time, there is suspicion of a coup.”

"All nations are gearing up for the Ninja World War. Ninjas from various ninja villages are eyeing our borders covetously. There are reports that they are already attacking our country."

"This will seriously damage the trust relationship between our country and the Konohagakure."

The retainer looked down upon him and scolded him.

The leader of the ninja, the Hokage, is just like a dog without dignity in front of the powerful people in the Land of Fire...

I told you.

But it is indeed correct to describe him as trembling with fear like a primary school student who has made a mistake.

He usually acts arrogantly and domineeringly in Konoha, but he softened his momentum in front of the nobles and explained hurriedly: "Please wait."

"I admit that a ninja named Hiruko did study the Kiraya Technique in the village without permission more than a decade ago."

"But that person has been expelled from the village."

The retainer interrupted directly and shouted: "No need to explain!"

Tsunade just shut up.

The retainer continued, "Immediately identify the culprit and resolve this incident."

At this time, the daimyo who had been silent for a long time finally spoke: "If this cannot be resolved, Konohagakure will disappear forever. Prove your innocence immediately."

"You have to understand that this is the only way for Konohagakure to survive."

If it were Uzumaki Menma, these people would have been beheaded long ago.

If it were Sarutobi Hiruzen, these people would not dare to be so presumptuous.

Even Danzo Shimura would not allow the nobles to humiliate the dignity of Konoha in this way.

But, this is Tsunade.

His tough exterior masks his inner weakness and he lacks the courage to truly fight.

It seems that just as Menma said, all women in the ninja world are like this?

106 Beiliuhu, Become My Slave!

Konoha under Tsunade's rule was terrible, and in the past two years, she had hardly solved any of the problems.

1. The division of Fire Country and Konoha:

Compared to the chaos in the world two years ago, many heroes have emerged, and now there is a large "separatist regime" in the southern part of the Fire Nation.

They used the teachings of the deceased Uzumaki Menma as their guideline and misled many people.

The policy implemented in the occupied areas was that of Menma in the Land of Thunder, which brutally killed nobles and divided the land equally.

The whole world responded, and it is said that tens of thousands of ninjas have joined in.

Thousands of ninjas from Konoha alone joined them.

The will of fire seemed to be nothing in front of Menma's doctrine.

2. The constant turmoil within Konoha.

Faced with the impact of new theories, Tsunade was unable to come up with any new explanation for the "Will of Fire".

Where the leaves flutter, the fire is burning, the shadow of the fire illuminates the village, and new leaves sprout again...

This is the pie in the sky painted by the third generation and the re-established ideology.

At that time, this concept attracted many people.

However, nowadays, many Konoha ninjas have been exposed to the theory of the "new world" that Menma brought to this corrupt ninja world.

They began to ponder the correctness of the Will of Fire and the essence of "why they were fighting".

Compared to the Sandaime Hokage who was appointed in times of crisis and turned the tide, Tsunade seemed too incompetent in governing.

Culture cannot bring peace to a country, and military force cannot stabilize a country.

Anyway...

The personal prestige of this medical genius is no longer as high as it was when he first came to power.

She's a good doctor, but she's definitely not a good Hokage.

Now, the Fire Nation's criticism of Konoha has spread again, and everyone knows that Tsunade was scolded by the Daimyo.

Privately, all the ninjas in Konoha are saying this...

"Our Hokage! He can't do anything, his breasts are as big as a bun, and he can't solve any problems."

"You are embarrassed in front of foreign countries, you are humble in front of the daimyo, but you are so arrogant in front of us."

"Really, he's nowhere near as good as the Sandaime Hokage."

"Even Lord Minato made the enemy tremble in fear on the battlefield and won face for our ninja village."

In fact, the discussion escalated to an even more extreme level: "It would have been great if Menma-sama had become the Fifth Hokage."

But this didn't cause any waves.

Because Tsunade has a bad temper and a narrow mind, she can't stand being ridiculed and humiliated by others.

Since she came to power, Konoha's control over speech has been tightening.

"How dare you say such a thing? Do you want to die?"

Originally, ninjas could discuss the Hokage in the tavern, but now that they have been caught, they will be taken to the Konoha police force for investigation.

If it was an ordinary ninja with no family background and no abilities, it would be terrible.

Menma once proposed this theory:

The specific approach is to "put human rights first and democracy second" under the premise of stability, that is, to first implement the model of "freedom without democracy".

Menma believes that freedom is more important than democracy. Even in a dictatorship without democracy, freedom can be guaranteed first, and anyone can freely criticize the dictator.

At the same time, judicial independence, permission for association and universal education can enlighten the people and enhance their democratic awareness.