Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

And you fulfilled my wish.

so......

I will dominate you, and then I will gain the entire world and achieve the "ultimate peace".

This is the twisted heart of Miss Nagato.

Miss Nagato's prestige in Konoha is totally insufficient, and she cannot become the Hokage in Konoha.

The Uzumaki clan are "stinky outsiders". A strong dragon cannot defeat a local snake, so no one cares about the newcomers.

Miss Nagato wants to use Menma's power to control Konoha and then control the world.

Thus, Uzumaki Menma's blind date journey began.

However, it would be more accurate to say it is a harem rather than a blind date.

because......

From fighting for ownership, it has become...

Fight for the position of queen.

In the room, Menma was lying on his side. If there was a quilt, he would have gotten in it immediately, but unfortunately there was none.

"Menma likes me the most!" Ino yelled at Tenten, then quickly changed her expression and smiled at Menma, "Right?"

Tiantian took out the IOU from his arms.

"Really? Why am I here?" This was Ya's voice.

Her tender feet were right in front of Menma, and Menma wanted to say, "Take your dirty feet away."

No Sakura, no Sakura, no Sakura.

Ya leaned down and stared at him with suspicion.

"Are you really Menma Uzumaki?"

"I'm not."

In an instant, the Shuras stopped, the whole room fell silent, and everyone's eyes were focused on Menma.

Ya's gaze became extremely cold.

Menma then said, "I am your father."

The blood pressure rose, and the blood first rushed to the neck and then to the cheeks. You could see that Ya's face was red and there was a hint of steam coming out of his head.

"I kill you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the girl's feet came into close contact with the boy's face.

Menma lay down, and Ino and Tenten ran over to stop Ya who was about to continue.

Afterwards, Ya, who had calmed down, asked him three more questions to confirm his identity:

1. How can you be happy?

Menma's answer: "One shot."

2. How can we achieve lasting happiness?

Menma's answer: "One shot every day."

3. How can we achieve long-lasting and healthy happiness?

Menma's answer: "I'll take a shower every day and then stop."

It’s me, that’s for sure.

But why do I feel even angrier...

Menma is now a veteran, and as he has grown up, he has more experience dealing with "scumbags", so he has a new understanding:

Males who rarely come into contact with females always imagine "love" and "relationship" to be very heavy things, and even go so far as to mystify and sanctify females.

This is how a dog licker is formed.

Ultimately, it’s because we have less interactions with the opposite sex.

Love is a game, a war, and a contest of wisdom.

Equality does not exist.

Otherwise, you are the one who suffers the loss.

Or, you are the one who benefits.

Honest people may be strong in a certain professional field, but in the field of marriage and love, they are sheep, the weak, and the exploited.

Why not have a harem?

If I don't have a harem, someone else will.

I don't lie to women, women get lied to by other people.

Mutual respect? Love?

No, no, no, this is the highest level of gaming, it’s high-end operation.

You have to make her feel that you respect and love her, but you can't really respect and love her.

Having a harem is not something shameful. The essence of a harem is an organization, and it can even be used as a political machine or a tool of violence.

Eunuchs and abstinence are low-level operations in the harem.

It is already very difficult to maintain the balance at normal times. As long as you make a wrong move, this organization called "Harem" will collapse.

Therefore, in order to keep the harem organization going, to make them live in harmony and fight for you, you can only sacrifice the desires of your lower body.

Breaking the balance and being unable to maintain the situation is also a low-level operation in the harem.

It's typical that he doesn't have the ability to maintain his organization, and can't control his lower body, and then suffers backlash.

Those representative characters who meet the end of being killed by a hatchet.

Whether it was a hatchet or a single line, the organization called "Harem" collapsed.

happiness?

Happiness is not good, happiness is a fool's thing.

I believe in creativity, and I believe in creative dissatisfaction.

To me, happiness is silent stupidity.

To me, happiness is a formula of compromise, just like an ostrich hides its head in the ground when it is scared, which gives it a sense of security.

But this sense of security is false and it doesn't solve the problem.

I long for happiness, but I am more afraid of becoming happy.

Peace?

War is terrible, but I am against peace under the current circumstances.

Remember, the aggressor, the victor, always wants peace.

Peace means that he has succeeded, he has succeeded forever, he will not accept challenges again, and he does not have to spit out the plunder.

Love?

To me, it is the ultimate limit of a person.

When you love someone passionately, it means you neglect your life and everything will end in disaster.

To love someone is to be a bootlicker.

Loving two people makes you a scumbag.

To love all mankind is to be the emperor of mankind.

That’s right, Menma’s thoughts can never be more twisted.

Just like the personal soldiers of the Emperor of Corsica, the ninjas and people of Konoha were so enthusiastic about the return of this "big man".

"Long live Lord Menma!"

"As long as Menma-sama comes back, everything will be fine."

Menma Uzumaki has unrivaled popularity among the people in Konoha.

Danzo Shimura suggested to Tsunade that Menma Uzumaki should be reinstated to his post: ask him to come out and take charge of the work and solve the current mess.

Tsunade talked about how solving the Menma problem should be a natural process that should be done "when the time is right and the consequences are favorable".

"Now some people are advocating that Uzumaki Menma should come out to work immediately. If Uzumaki Menma were to come out to work immediately, he might be fooled by the enemy."

"If we hastily propose that Uzumaki Menma come out to work, then will the documents of the Land of Fire and the issues handled by the Sandaime Hokage still count? How do we explain the incident of the Land of Lightning that was denied back then?"

"Will people think that this is to reverse the verdict of Menma Uzumaki? Will it mean that you are not inheriting the Will of Fire from the previous Hokage?"

"My opinion is that it would be more appropriate for the Konoha Jonin Council to vote and formally decide to allow Uzumaki Menma to come out to work and resume his duties."

Not long after, Konoha sent two letters to all the ninjas in the village, "saying hello" to the Konoha ninjas.

Some time later, Uzumaki Menma resumed all his duties at the Jonin Conference and officially returned to work.

As expected, Menma began to challenge the "Will of Fire" of the previous Hokage in a rebellious manner.

Tsunade opposed it, but with the support of other high-ranking officials of Konoha, she still initiated a big discussion on the "Standards of the Will of Fire".

During the discussion, Menma emphasized: "If a ninja village or a political system starts from the Book of Fire (the will of fire), has rigid thinking, and is dominated by superstition, then it cannot move forward, its vitality will cease, and the village will perish."

This won the support of many ninjas in Konoha.

At the same time, he overturned the verdict for the Konoha ninja who was accused of "occupying the Land of Lightning and dividing the land of the landlords."

Before long, his hidden fangs were finally exposed.

Menma Uzumaki launched an "attack" on Tsunade, and joined forces with Danzo Shimura, En Mito and other Konoha high-ranking officials to criticize Tsunade.

Konoha's top brass held several meetings and expanded meetings in succession to discuss Tsunade's governance over the past two years.

Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas, and Nara Shikaku, who led the general staff, all attended the meeting.

Mitokado En believes that Tsunade is not suitable to be Hokage.

Danzo Shimura believed that Tsunade had taken a completely inherited attitude towards Sarutobi Hiruzen's mistakes in his later years, and demanded that Tsunade resign from the position of Hokage.

They were not the only ones who agreed.

At the same time, Nara Shikaku also criticized Tsunade at the meeting.

Tsunade made a lot of explanations and self-defense, and the meeting was extended again and again.

At the meeting, Jiraiya reflected on his previous excessive praise for Tsunade, his blind support, and his childish idea of ​​"admiring the object of his secret crush."

She also said: "If Tsunade is unwilling to take responsibility, then I will take it."

After Jiraiya said this, Tsunade stopped defending herself and said she accepted the criticism and offered to resign.

The meeting finally decided: agree to Tsunade's resignation from the position of Hokage, and Konoha will elect a new Hokage.

Konoha's high-ranking officials informed the entire village of Tsunade's five mistakes:

1. It puts forward a wrong view that is completely contrary to the will of fire.

2. Continuing the wrong view of the Sandaime Hokage.

3. Obstruct the redress of unjust, false and wrong cases and the reinstatement of the Konoha ninjas who participated in the attack on the Land of Thunder.

4. Create a new cult of personality.

5. Military recklessness led to mistakes that caused the Konoha ninja to suffer heavy casualties on the battlefield.

Utatane Koharu made the final judgment on Tsunade:

"Tsunade made contributions in the past Ninja World War, and also did useful work afterwards. However, she promoted and delayed correcting the wrong policies of the Ninja Village system."

"Suppressing the discussion of Uzumaki Menma on the question of "what exactly is the Will of Fire" which is of great significance to correcting the chaos, delaying and obstructing the process of restoring ninja work and redressing historical injustices."

“While continuing to uphold the old cult of personality, he also created and accepted his own cult of personality.”

"Tsunade is also responsible for the over-hasty strategy of the Ninja Village and the continuation of some other wrong policies."