Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Yes!

I already knew this information a long time ago, and I knew that the Namikaze Minato in this world was a woman, but...

Why is it that I feel like complaining?

Moreover, I actually think she is pretty, and that kind of...

Rebellious thoughts?

Ye Cang, who was wearing a maid uniform, stood beside him and said, "Is she the Namikaze Minato who is famous for his extremely fast body-flickering technique?"

"The disciple of Jiraiya, one of the three legendary ninjas of Konoha, doesn't look that good either."

Ye Cang, who used the Scorch Release technique, was still so arrogant and made such a contemptuous comment towards Minato Namikaze.

There is a reason for this.

At this time, Minato Namikaze had not yet achieved great fame, and was only famous for his "extreme speed" and was considered an elite among the jonin.

Menma, who came from the future and had "future vision", corrected her point of view.

"You are no match for her."

Ye Cang frowned slightly, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Menma explained: "Flying Thunder God Jutsu, that is the difficulty of S-level space-time ninjutsu created by the Second Hokage. Once it is touched, it will leave a chakra mark, and the caster can instantly move to the place where the mark was made before."

Ye Cang was a little surprised and asked, "Is there no distance limit?"

Menma shook his head.

"Can't use it continuously?"

Menma shook his head.

"There must be some weakness to this jutsu."

Menma shook his head.

Afterwards, Ye Cang's questions were all about "this ninjutsu requires complicated hand seals", "it takes time to activate", "it consumes a lot of chakra" and so on...

The answer I got was always: shake my head.

This caused Ye Cang's originally calm mood to gradually turn into shock.

"how is this possible?"

"How is it possible to have such a ninjutsu?"

As a jonin, she knew very well how tricky this ninjutsu was in actual combat.

One could even say...

Just like what this guy said, she didn't think she could defeat the opponent.

Menma said in a calm tone, "So, now you know how scary it is to go home to Minato, right?"

"So, how did the Nidaime Hokage die at the hands of the Gin-Kakuen troops?"

"Because the Nidaime Hokage was already an old bastard in his sixties."

Confused and confused, Ye Cang tilted his head.

Menma, holding the telescope, continued to explain: "Old bastard! He's weak! You know what I mean."

"It was a fierce battle! There were crackling sounds! It's normal to have broken bones, you know."

"Old people have all kinds of physical problems! Complications! You know what I mean."

"The fracture caused blood clots in the cerebral arteries, which caused blood vessels to rupture and cerebral hemorrhage. The functions of multiple organs in the body continued to decline irreversibly, and the patient died naturally. In short, everyone who understands will understand."

Ye Cang, who was confused by what he heard, seemed to be thinking about something. He seemed to think it made sense and nodded, not quite understanding.

but......

This is a lie! This is nonsense!

Uzumaki Menma once proposed a hypothesis in this regard: political death.

From the moment the peace talks were destroyed, the Second Raikage was killed by Kinginkaku, and the Second Raikage and his guards were hunted down, the character of Tobirama Senju was politically dead.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, Uchiha Kagami, Akimichi Tofu, Mito Kado En, Utane Koharu...

Can't Tobirama, who is over sixty years old, fight back with these elites in their thirties and forties?

Yes, but there will inevitably be casualties.

In this incident, the goal is no longer whether or not we can win, but how to minimize the losses.

The failure of the negotiations symbolizes the failure of Tobirama's leading policy line.

The deaths and injuries of Konoha's backbone and successor team (Sarutobi Hiruzen and others) was a failure among failures.

Even if the Second Hokage returned to the village alive, he would not have long to live.

What's more, you and Hashirama are like Shuke and Beta, or the Haier brothers, talking about the Will of Fire all day long. The talents of the major families have been handed over to you, some died and some were injured, and they ran back on their own. What else do you have to say?

At this point, the second generation has no choice but to cover the rear.

It can be said that there are only two ways for the second generation Hokage to die:

1. Like a hero, he stayed behind to demonstrate Konoha's Will of Fire to all the families.

"I am dead, but I live forever."

The successor team led by Sarutobi Hiruzen returned safely to the ninja village, and was able to sing praises of their own great achievements and inherit their political legacy.

2. Sacrifice the power of the new generation and flee back to Konoha in disgrace.

"I am alive, but I am already dead."

Even if Konoha continued to exist for many years, this shameful event would still be recorded in historical records.

The rationalist Tobirama Senju will of course choose the behavior that he thinks is the most "reasonable".

Of course, the above can be summarized in a more concise sentence: "Because going home is not what Tobirama wants to go home."

After letting Ye Cang know how powerful Minato Namikaze is, Menma continued to analyze "Aosui (Minato Namikaze)'s strengths and weaknesses."

"The activation of the Flying Thunder God Technique is based on the premise that the caster can sense the space-time coordinates."

Ye Cang seemed to have heard some pleasant news, and said with some emotion: "That is to say, as long as the time-space coordinates are eliminated, or she cannot sense it..."

"You think too much."

Menma mercilessly shattered her fantasy.

"Both Tobirama Senju and Minato Namikaze possess powerful perception abilities."

"If it weren't for my barrier, she would have discovered you long ago. Do you think you can still watch her act from here?"

"Even I can't eliminate the time-space coordinates. It's not impossible to use a sealing technique to seal the coordinates, but it's difficult to use such a complicated sealing technique during a fast-paced battle."

Finally, Menma concluded: "Avoid a direct confrontation with Minato Namikaze, that's it."

However, Uzumaki Menma did not realize that his words were a big mistake.

At this moment, he really doesn't understand human nature.

In front of a woman, praising another woman so unabashedly...

Comparing two women, completely denying the ability of one of them...

Blatantly saying "You are not as good as her".

Isn't this a way of provoking someone?

However, at this time, Menma, whose eyes and attention were immersed in observing his "father", did not notice the change in Ye Cang's expression at all.

But, having said that…

Isn't this also the mentality of Uzumaki Menma?

Minato Namikaze is a genius, a perfect ninja. Just by looking at corpses and battle scenes, he can construct battle scenes in his mind.

"It should be using chains as a means of attack."

Minato made a judgement.

Qiu Daotangdong beside him asked: "Isn't this the secret technique of the Uzumaki clan?"

"No, that's not certain yet."

She is not only the perfect ninja, but also the perfect woman.

In the sunlight, her golden hair shines charmingly, and her eyes are always calm and decisive.

Her smile is like sunshine, bringing warmth to those around her.

But Menma Uzumaki hated her so much.

"Too kind is close to being false, too wise is close to being evil."

This is Menma Uzumaki's evaluation of Miss Minato.

Talent and knowledge, self-confidence and independence, strength and courage, gentleness and compassion, elegance and temperament, wisdom and sharpness, humor and wit, kindness and thoughtfulness...

She is too perfect, too perfect to be a human being, so perfect that...

She is so fake.

This is the hypocrisy that even Hashirama Senju, Madara Uchiha, and other famous ninjas of all generations could not bring to Menma.

No matter who you are, you should have a dark side.

So perfect, without any flaws, isn't this me? (Shameless without any self-awareness)

What does that feel like?

Hey.

Can't stand seeing other people doing well.

Want to drag someone down from the altar.

Don't allow anyone more perfect than yourself to exist.

Even if it's your own "father♀".

If he was in the body of a 16-year-old, he would be able to control this emotion...

"We should destroy things we hate. Isn't that just like a child?"

However, with such a child's body, he could not control this willful impulse: I want to destroy her.

Rebellion against my gorgeous father!

118 Filial piety: Rebellion against the gorgeous father (Miss Minato)!

What is this boy named "Menma" like in Ye Cang's eyes?

Very strong. Very strong.

Those chains alone are extremely tricky and are beyond the ability of ordinary ninjas to handle.

He possesses a powerful strength that surpasses that of a jonin, and his wisdom, common sense, and strategy are far superior to those of an adult.

Is this guy really what he looks like, just a little devil?

When she was wondering about this, Menma seemed to see through her thoughts and said directly: "Don't think too much."

"Even if I'm older than I look, I'm still much younger than you."

Ye Cang was very angry.

Age is a woman’s Achilles’ heel.

I have to say, he is really good at stimulating women.

He has a very bad character. He always looks down on everything with condescending attitude.

Whether it was himself or anyone else, he had never taken them seriously, as if these opponents were not worthy of his seriousness.

But, Namikaze Minato, this woman...

But it can make him pay so much attention, concern, and even praise him generously.

Ever since he separated from Menma, Yekura returned to the underground base of the Sand Village Ninja and issued such orders to his subordinates.