Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

She recalled that day when she learned from Namikaze Mizumon that "that guy threatened the Konoha ninjas for his own sake: he would kill them all if they didn't hand him over", and now she learned that "that guy rejected Konoha's alliance invitation and agreed to form an alliance with Sunagakure".

She couldn't help but think wildly, and even had one of the three major illusions in life...

Does he like me?

Normally, after dealing with the Sand Village ninjas lurking in Loulan, she is also responsible for serving Menma as a maid.

In the past, she would not have had any ideas.

But recently, her wild thoughts have become uncontrollable.

She always felt that the little boy's eyes were glancing at her intentionally or unintentionally, and she also cared about her makeup, dress, and perfume.

Even...

Every time Menma got close to her, he could smell her body fragrance which was as fresh as cherry blossoms and as warm as roses.

And occasionally, she would react in ways that Menma couldn't understand.

Tonight, Miss Kagetora is out on a mission, and Miss Okita has returned to her room to rest.

After returning home, Menma lay on the sofa, with only Ye Cang's legs as a pillow.

Pain, torture...

Ye Cang's legs are not as comfortable as Miss Okita's legs!

Souji's legs are white, fleshy, soft and fragrant, so perfect.

When he's in a good mood, he can still bully her. Look at Miss Okita's proud, shy and frustrated look as she tries to resist but still welcomes him.

Ye Cang's personality is not so cold and boring.

Menma was lying on his side watching boring TV.

Ye Cang should have said nothing and answered every question, but now, she actually took the initiative to say, "Do you want to try my feet?"

"Hmm?" Menma wondered if he had heard it wrong.

Ye Cang repeated: "Would you like to try touching my feet?"

Menma looked at her in disbelief.

Her eyes were like the surface of a cold lake, clear and deep, revealing calmness and determination, as if nothing could shake her heart.

Her lips were tightly closed, revealing her rigor and decisiveness.

I still can't believe this is what she said.

illusion?

Well, an illusion, definitely an illusion.

Ye Cang added: "I see you really like playing with that woman's (Ms. Okita) feet."

Menma blushed and said, "Nonsense, it's complete nonsense, there is no such thing."

Then, he started playing with Ye Cang's jade feet with a hypocritical attitude.

Her feet were like an uncut piece of jade, smooth and cold, emitting a charming glow.

Each toe is like a finely crafted jade sculpture, with elegant curves and perfect shapes.

The soles of the feet are soft, like clouds, light and elastic, and you can feel the unique power of the ninja from the soles of the feet.

Just like that, I play and watch TV at the same time.

Sometimes, the sensitive Ye Cang would gasp: "Hmm~that part~"

The battle-hardened Menma didn't care at all. Instead, he started a serious conversation: "Don't you want to be the Kazekage?"

These words stirred Ye Cang's heart.

Because, as time went by, she had almost forgotten about it.

Come to think of it, Ye Cang originally didn't believe that the other party had the ability or willingness to make him the Kazekage.

"The Sandaime Kazekage is dead. As long as you listen to me and follow the plan, you will definitely become the Kazekage."

Menma's eyes were fixed on the TV.

He didn't notice that Ye Cang's eyes turned strange when he looked at him.

Because of what he said, Ye Cang's love brain was fully activated, and he imagined...

Could it be that Lord Kazekage’s disappearance was part of his plan?

He went to such lengths to make me the Kazekage.

All for me...

The cold and majestic sister's frozen heart was melted. She leaned close to Menma's ear and opened her lips slightly: "If that's the case, I will be your woman."

The voice is very soft and gentle.

Menma, on the other hand, looked at her with an expression that said, "Are you sick?" and "Do you want to go see a doctor?"

Do not understand.

Don't understand it at all.

Did Ye Cang take the wrong medicine today?

all in all......

Today's Menma is really incomprehensible to human nature.

but......

Menma, who doesn't understand human nature, also understands human nature very well.

128 Slaughter, Sand Ninja

"Alliance with Konoha is about face, alliance with Sand Village is about life. It's not that we can't afford an alliance with Konoha, but alliance with Sand Village is more cost-effective."

"Just a few conditions, the Pro version, but it brought in a lot of money from the Wind Country and many ninjas from the Sand Village."

These words echoed in Miss Minato's mind for a long time.

Interesting, really interesting.

Not long after this, the Ninja World War broke out and the flames of war spread throughout the world.

The Fire Nation and the Lightning Nation were at war, and Konoha's military forces were tied down.

The army of the Wind Kingdom was mighty and powerful, surging like a torrent, majestic and spectacular.

Holding various weapons, some riding war horses, some driving chariots...

The army is so powerful that a single whip can stop the flow of water.

The team stretched for miles and seemed to have no end.

The elite soldiers and generals were wearing various types of armor, shining with dazzling light, which was intimidating.

The whole team is majestic and unstoppable, like an iron wall or a copper wall.

The army penetrated deep into the territory of the Fire Kingdom with great momentum and unstoppable force.

The large number of military purchase orders from the Kingdom of Wind and the supply of production factors such as food have made Loulan's economy more prosperous.

In the spring of the 48th year of the Konoha calendar, several months have passed since the first battle of the Ninja World War, and the five major nations of Fire, Lightning, Earth, Wind, and Water have all joined this war.

Under the bright starry sky, Sarah sat nervously by the window, watching the boy prepare to embark on a dangerous journey, her heart filled with anxiety.

She looked at him. The boy's bright eyes were filled with determination. Every step he took seemed to be walking on her heart, making her heartbeat like a chaotic movement, unable to calm down.

She clenched her hands, and her palms were covered with sweat, which was evidence of her worry.

She was afraid of his leaving and afraid that he would not be able to return safely.

That fear was like a dark wave, constantly eroding her soul.

She stood up, walked to his side, gently held his hand, and said in a gentle but firm voice: "Don't go."

She stared at him deeply, as if she wanted to engrave him in her heart.

During this year, Loulan was well managed and the city was thriving.

At some point, Sarah had discovered...

The country can't do without him.

I can't live without him either.

"Everything will be fine if I go," Menma replied.

Put on a black robe, put on a mask, and get ready to go.

The woman's dissuasion could not shake his decision.

Even if it's seduction...

"Don't go, let's do something happy together."

But little did she know that the more she did this, the more Menma looked down on her: as a queen, she was so cowardly.

As we all know, Uzumaki Menma's understanding of women is this evil and twisted:

Females are far weaker than males in their involvement, understanding, and obsession with "grand narratives", which makes it difficult for them to have strong grand ambitions and pursuits in politics, economics, military, philosophy, and science.

This is just like the reflection of the different preferences in entertainment works: the so-called "female protagonists" that males like to watch are essentially just female skins with male souls.

The female body attracts the male.

However, it is difficult for female souls to attract male souls, and it is easier for males to have spiritual resonance with each other.

It is difficult for females to put themselves into the image of “strong females that males like”, and they do not identify highly with the symbols of grand narratives such as “home, country, and the world”.

Even if they are asked to fantasize about their ideal male or female, it seems that they always remain in the realm of "love drama" and "emotional entanglements".

It is difficult for males to find "understanding" or "empathy" from females and they can only obtain carnal satisfaction.

Therefore, the male's expectation and ideal of "opening one's heart and being sympathized and understood by females" is itself a childish thing.

In addition, females have a "baby mentality" caused by being protected and oppressed by males for many years.

As strong as Tsunade and Mei Terumi are, all they want is kinship, family, and marriage, and they spend all their energy on this.

therefore......

How to fill the void in your heart?

Some virgins who have never had contact with women think about women all day long, believing that "sexual resources" can fill the emptiness in their hearts.

After trying it, most people will come to the conclusion: it’s nothing special.

Human desires are endless. After obtaining and satisfying "sexual resources", people will disdain this easily satisfied resource and look for other rare resources.

Uzumaki Menma, isn't it the same?

He has never experienced the feeling of "sexual scarcity" since he was a child, so it is difficult for him to find a share of women in his desires.

People don’t cherish air.

Menma was on the rooftop, wanting to enjoy the view of the city in comfort before leaving, the city plan (skyline, to boot) coming to mind.

Ye Cang appeared behind him.

"Don't go, okay?"

"Don't you want to be the Kazekage?"

In the eyes of Ye Cang, who has already entered the love-brain mode, everything this guy does is for himself.

"That's enough. Don't take any more risks. I just hope you..."

Before he finished speaking, Menma had disappeared without a trace.

At this moment, although the Fire Nation is large, it has no way to retreat, as Konoha is behind it.

On Mount Kikyo, the Konoha ninjas and the Sand Village ninjas fought fiercely for the high ground.

As the attacking party, the Sand Village had the advantage in numbers, with a total of 300,000 ninjas and samurai, vowing to destroy Konoha.

As the defending side, Konoha put up a tenacious resistance.