Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

"I will do my best to make up for my mistakes and make you feel my love."

"You know what? You are the most important person to me." Menma said affectionately: "I am willing to use everything I have to make up for my mistakes and make you trust me again."

As the girl listened to his sweet words, her anger gradually subsided and she was willing to forgive him.

"Let go." Shisui's cheeks flushed.

The boy held her hands tightly, his eyes full of sincerity and determination, "I promise not to make the same mistake again. I will always love you and take care of you."

"I know, I know, let go now." Shisui said impatiently.

Just like that, Uzumaki Menma successfully resolved the crisis.

Menma Uzumaki knew the causes and consequences of the Battle of Kannabi Bridge very well.

That is: The Third Tsuchikage Ohnoki judged that the war situation in Konoha was tense and the Fire Country was short of troops, so he suddenly launched an offensive.

Konoha's defenses are on the verge of collapse.

The front-line commander, Mimura Hamagaki (Konoha Jonin), held on and delayed, preventing the Iwagakure troops from quickly breaking through the defense line.

It takes time to mobilize Konoha's large army.

Therefore, Konoha chose the "Quick Reaction Force".

Let Golden Flash, who has mastered the Flying Thunder God Technique, lead his disciples to the battlefield.

The mission is to rescue our elite ninjas and harass the enemy, trying to delay time by cutting off the enemy's logistical supply lines.

According to the history that Menma is familiar with, the Battle of Kannabi Bridge is hailed as the key battle that ended the Third Ninja World War.

The point is not to cut off logistics.

The jonin are the backbone of the ninja village, often serving as leaders of important departments and respected elites of the family.

Because the appearance of the golden flash caused a large number of casualties to the Iwagakure vanguard, many Iwagakure senior ninjas were killed in a short period of time, which intimidated the Iwagakure.

Ōnoki judged that if the offensive continued there would be heavy casualties, and that it would be a wise choice to stop the risky military action.

But there is still a question, that is, why didn't Minato Namikaze bring stronger ninjas, but only brought his disciples?

Menma has also analyzed the reason for this: gilding.

What military nobles need is real bloody battle records and military exploits to support their status and prestige. At present, Miss Minato has accumulated enough military exploits, and any more would just be icing on the cake.

But her disciples who have just entered the battlefield need such opportunities.

According to Mian Ma's popular saying, it means: get an assist and make yourself familiar to the public.

Just like some extra can brag about "I have participated in so and so Ninja World War, I participated in which battles, I met which opponents" and so on.

Just like those who have seen columnar banders can brag about “I have fought against them” and so on.

You will feel more proud when you go out.

But Uzumaki Menma is going to kill them right here, he is so cruel, this is just a necessary sacrifice for me to conquer the world.

How did Obito fall in love with him?

This is a romantic love that belongs only to the girl Obito.

An unknown number of days ago, Obito disappeared without a trace after receiving a letter from Konoha.

Xiaolin comes to Menma for help.

In the tent, Shisui was not there, the brown-haired girl was sitting on the boy's lap, a light blush on her cheeks.

"Hmm?~"

"When are you going to find Obito? The gathering time for the mission is almost here."

Menma said perfunctorily: "Don't worry."

A long time later, Menma went looking for him and finally found Obito on the beach.

The girl was walking on the beach, already looking like a drowned rat, her boots were nowhere to be found, her feet were directly touching the sand.

It seemed that the footprints on the road were stained with blood because the soles of the feet were cut by sharp objects.

Her clothes were disheveled and her eyes were lifeless. If you didn't know her well, you would think that something had happened to her.

When Obito saw Menma coming to find him, he could no longer hold back his tears.

At this moment, she just looked like a child who had suffered a great injustice.

Although if you consider her age, she is indeed a child.

Menma came over and stroked her cheek, and said softly in a gentle and assiduous tone: "It's time to go back."

Obito suddenly threw himself into Menma's arms and burst into tears.

Menma said nothing about this situation, but just patted her shoulder gently to comfort her.

I don't know how much time passed, and in the blink of an eye, the sun had set.

On a dark night, a bright bonfire burned in the cave, illuminating the entire cave.

The firelight danced on the cave walls, illuminating the layers of rock textures.

Next to the campfire, several large stones were stacked together to form a small pile of stones, making the cave look warmer and more comfortable.

Menma was treating the wound on her foot and said, "I've already made arrangements there. You don't have to go back tonight."

Obito threw himself into Menma's arms and burst into tears.

Her tears slid down her cheeks and fell on Menma's vest, leaving tear marks.

Menma held her tightly, stroking her hair gently with one hand and rubbing her back with the other, soothing her.

"Everything will be fine." Menma said gently.

His voice had a special magic that made Obito feel at ease and comfortable.

Obito sobbed, his shoulders shaking.

She poured out all her sorrow and pain to Menma: the content of the letter was exactly about her grandmother's death.

They were her only relatives.

The most painful thing in life is separation from your loved ones.

I was on a battlefield far away from home, unable to even see my family for the last time.

However, Menma, who has not personally experienced the pain of the departure of his loved ones, can only understand it in the context of "empathy" and "fantasy."

That’s right, in fact, Menma has never had this experience.

What loved ones have I lost?

My parents died when he was just born, so there is no emotional accumulation.

Tamamo...

No, I have no feelings for her, I have abandoned her.

Menma, who felt compassion for a moment, quickly came to his senses.

Menma solemnly promised Obito: "I will always be by your side and take care of you until the end of my life."

"No matter what, I will stand by your side."

What a romantic confession!

Unfortunately......

It's all false.

It's just pure "sweet words" and false love.

However, the girl Obito, who was at her most vulnerable, heard everything.

But in Obito's heart, the young man in front of him at this moment has already become an irreplaceable and important person in his heart.

At this time, she still didn't know what love was.

She only knew one thing, that is...

I can give everything for him.

Obito's Sharingan was also opened because of the incident of knowing the death of his loved ones, but...

At that time, she didn't know how to use the Sharingan yet. Even if she had awakened these eyes that reflected her mind, she herself was unaware of it.

Obito, who was in Menma's arms, made a choking sound.

"Yes! We promised that you will always, always stay by my side."

Time goes back to the present, the next day, which is the day when Hatake Kakasu and the others will follow Minato to the battlefield to fight against the Iwagakure ninja.

Menma deliberately asked Obito, who was about to meet up with them, to meet him alone in the grove early in the morning and asked, "Do you have any other wishes that you want to fulfill?"

The girl, Obito, who was lying in Menma's arms, had a happy smile on his face, shook his head slightly and said, "No more! I am already very satisfied now! Menma."

For her, there is nothing happier than the mutual love between the person she likes and the person who likes her.

Although this is just in her imagination.

According to Uzumaki Menma's twisted, dark and violent theory: this is what it means to be a bootlicker.

His views on relationships between men and women are as follows:

Man is first and foremost a biological animal...

Males display their charm to attract females and gain mating rights.

Then there are social animals…

This charm can be appearance, talent, military strength, wealth, family background, official title, or it may be that the male provides the female with high emotional value that is expected and difficult to replace.

There are three types of people who think women are very important:

1. Saints: They not only respect women, they respect all people, have a broad mind and the concept of humanistic care, oppose the idea of ​​"objectification of people", and have a strong sense of idealism.

2. Lack of sex: Scarcity makes things valuable. The scarcer the channels for obtaining sexual resources, the more they are valued and regarded as treasures. Honest men who do not visit prostitutes or gamble are often excellent choices for prostitutes.

3. Lack of love: Same as above, there is no one who loves them, they do not know how to love themselves, they are generally inferior, and they have the illusion that "the more I love the other person, the more the other person loves me."

And Menma is already such a bad scum:

1. I am not a saint.

I respect saints.

I want to pretend to be a saint and make others think I am a saint.

2. I don’t lack sex.

1. I have no shortage of women. I can play with a different woman every day.

2. Purchase with money or coercion with force. My strength naturally allows me to do so.

3. Willpower and abstinence. I am a strong person and I have the willpower to restrain my sexual desire.

4. Gluing saves time and effort without any worries.

3. Love does not exist.

Love is a kind of self-satisfaction, love is the desire to be loved.

The essence of a bootlicker is not that they like to give, but that they expect to be loved. They firmly believe and are superstitious that "there will be rewards for giving, and the more you give, the higher the rewards."

However, love is a game and love is a war.

Throughout the ages, the losers in love are all as sad as clowns, with empty pockets, cuckolded, and ultimately face miserable failure.

Therefore, I want to use the least cost to make people who are useful to me have the illusion that I love him/her.

He has always done this from the past to the present, living among a sea of ​​flowers.

135 Getting Fierce: Namikaze Minato's Confession

Menma Uzumaki's evil plan was to fail the Kannabi Bridge mission, and at the same time kill Hatake Kakasu, Uchiha Obito, and Nohara Rin during the Kannabi Bridge mission, and put the blame of the failure of the mission and the casualties on Miss Minato.

The Iwagakure army invaded the Land of Fire, causing the military forces of the Land of Fire and the Land of Earth to be mutually depleted.

The greater the disaster caused by the failure of the Kannabi Bridge mission, the greater the fault of Minato Namikaze.