Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Not only did he leave his mobile phone number and email address, he also specially set "?Supreme Lord Kuroko?" to the top.

"Consider this as a gift from me, Lord Heizi."

"For the sake of helping onee-sama."

“Just email me if you have any questions.”

"Let me make it clear first, this is because you have helped onee-sama so much, so don't think too much about it."

Then, she threw the phone to him and said, "If you dare to delete it, I will never forgive you."

Heizi gently lifted his hair, then left without looking back. His back looked particularly handsome in the sunlight, and his temperament was like that of a movie star.

Then, Uzumaki Menma's nightmare began...

He is always called out by haters for various reasons.

Investigating the abuse of power...

Security patrol...

Help with the stuff...

This was at the location agreed upon in the email. Heizi stood silently on the street, feeling the biting cold wind.

"Really? What the hell is going on with this weather?"

"Could it really be that the abnormal weather is caused by pollution?"

In midsummer and early autumn, there is no wind or snow, but the beginning of cold.

Kuroko wore a gray cotton jacket on the upper body and a pleated skirt with black stockings on the lower body. She carried a red handbag, looking fashionable and beautiful.

This is the daily outfit for female students, even in winter, most of them are like this, but...

It can be seen that Kuroko, who usually wears the Tokiwadai school uniform, has dressed up carefully this time.

"Really? How long do I have to wait?" Her eyes revealed unspeakable anxiety and impatience.

The fair skin that she was usually proud of was now flushed by the horrible weather, and she couldn't help but frown.

Her lips were slightly pursed, as if she was savoring the plum-flavored candy she had just swallowed, which was extremely sour and astringent.

Her hair was blown up by the cold wind, making her feel a little chilly. She couldn't help but shrink her neck and hug her shoulders.

The late guy still didn't show up.

Kuroko looked at his watch again, an even more dissatisfied expression on his face.

She stamped her feet lightly, then turned her head to look into the distance, hoping that the guy would show up soon.

However, the waiting process was too long, and Miss Heizi felt that her patience had been exhausted by this strange weather.

"Really..."

"What am I doing, idiot?"

Heizi couldn't help rubbing her hands, and then she blew gently into her palms, hoping to make her hands feel a little warm.

This damn weather is so cold!

It should be summer weather, but it feels as cold as late autumn.

No, it’s winter already, right?

Absolutely!

Kuroko couldn't help but complain again in his heart.

As time passed, Heizi looked tired. She sighed, and at this moment a familiar voice appeared: "Sorry, sorry, I'm late!"

“I have lost my way in life.”

"I just went to help an old lady cross the street."

She looked in the direction of the voice and saw a blond boy standing in front of him.

It would be fine if this guy was late, but he actually used such a shameless excuse.

Thinking of this, Kuroko got angry. She put her hands on her hips and accused, "Really, Mr. Uzumaki, you made a beautiful and sexy lady like me wait on the street for thirty minutes. Do you still have any gentlemanly spirit?"

"Sexy?" When Menma heard Kuroko's words, his eyes unconsciously glanced at her, and he deliberately looked at her breasts twice, fearing that she didn't notice his gaze.

Kuroko was filled with anger, his fists clenched, his teeth gritted, and then with lightning speed, her little feet were already on his shoes.

"Do you have any opinion?"

She spoke word by word.

"No, no, I don't dare to have any opinions. If I dare to have opinions today, what will happen to me in the future? I don't even dare to think about it."

"Ms. Shirai, you are an angel! You are the sexiest, most beautiful lady in the world!"

"There is no two suns in the sky, and in my heart there is only you."

"Just spare me!"

After Mian Mahua's sweet talk, Heizi still had a gloomy face.

The two were silent for a while, and Kuroko sighed and spoke first, "Forget it, after all, I am the eldest daughter of Tokiwadai, and I won't argue with you.

"I called you here today to pick out a gift for you."

"Besides, didn't I tell you? Just call me by my name."

She said with a haughty tone.

Menma felt embarrassed.

"You don't have to be so polite."

Then......

"Actually, you only need to v me 5,000 yen."

Heizi swore, "No, I said I would give you a thank you gift and I will definitely give it to you."

This time she unexpectedly ignored what Menma said next, otherwise with her temper she would have been so angry that she would have jumped to her feet, right?

Or, in other words, Menma's "asking for favor" speech just now sounded like the words of a nice person who didn't ask for anything in return in the eyes of Kuroko.

Just 5,000 yen?

Heizi looked at him seriously, frowned for a while, and said, "Is this how you usually dress?"

Menma retorted immediately.

"Don't be so mean! You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my aesthetics."

Heizi couldn't help but hold his forehead.

She complained in her heart: It's so cold, and this guy is still wearing summer clothes...

But before long, she recalled his miserable days as a wanderer on the streets, and thought: Could it be that this guy has no other clothes to wear?

Then, she thought about how she had treated him as a bad guy and made things difficult for him before. Thinking of this, she couldn't help feeling guilty and distressed.

Even though she won't admit it.

The proud girl suddenly remembered that she had just used the word "date" in her mind, and quickly shook her head to get rid of her messy thoughts.

How can this be considered a date?

I just came out to choose gifts.

You can’t always wear this even for daily activities!

Yes, it is like that.

Under Menma's puzzled gaze, Kuroko, who had panicked without permission, finally came to his senses.

"Hehe, that's perfect. I'll help you choose a suitable set of clothes today." Heizi said.

She coughed twice, not knowing what she was trying to hide.

Menma waved his hand.

"No need for that. It's embarrassing to give me clothes. Just give me the money."

Heizi was getting impatient.

"Stop talking so much. Are you still a man? Go to the clothing store quickly."

She ignored Menma's resistance, forcibly grabbed his wrist, and walked towards the clothing store in the mall.

"I don't want clothes, I just want money!" Menma struggled.

However, Menma's screams not only attracted strange looks from others, but were also mixed with envy, jealousy and hatred from men.

Freeloader...

Why didn't such a good thing happen to me...

Miss Shirai Kuroko ignored all this and continued walking.

Although the temperature is quite cold today, the shopping enthusiasm in Academy City has not cooled down.

In clothing stores, you can often see young boys and girls choosing clothes, trying on sizes, changing clothes in the back closet, paying at the front desk, and carrying bags to go out...

Kuroko chose a corner to pick out clothes, and Menma followed him helplessly.

There were men's winter clothes hanging out to dry, neatly arranged.

The clerk came over and asked Heizi with a smile, "Dear girl, are you going to pick clothes for this boy?"

Heizi nodded, then asked, "Yes, could you please see if there is anything suitable for this family?"

The clerk looked at the hemp below.

"Do you exercise regularly?"

Without even thinking, Menma denied it: "No, I'm a lazy dog ​​and I never exercise!"

This is true.

The "fact" that Menma Uzumaki recognized.

It never occurred to him that his so-called "daily activities" were more intense and stimulating exercises for others than intense aerobic exercise.

The clerk apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't see any signs of weakness in you, you're different from the students that usually come here, so I couldn't help but ask this."

At this time, Heizi pretended to look at other counters and kept a distance from this side.

In fact, she was always paying attention to Menma's reaction.

Not long after, the clerk brought a black jacket: the collar was made of vertical cotton lines, the cuffs were embroidered, white lines were sewn on both sides of the zipper, the interior was made of natural sheepskin, and the wool and cotton were inserted...

Looks stylish yet warm.

"In that case, please come here and I recommend this jacket for you."

"This is a recent new product. It has just been launched in Academy City, but it has sold well in foreign markets and is also very popular among male high school students."

However, even though the clerk praised the clothes to great heights, Menma was not impressed by the style of the clothes.

“It feels worse than…”

Kuroko walked over and interrupted Menma, saying, "It looks good. Much better than what you're wearing now."

"I'll be relieved to repay your favor just like this. Let's get this over with quickly."

Menma was very dissatisfied.

"Hey, you're being too heartless, aren't you?"

"Instead of repaying a favor with clothes, I feel like I might as well just give me 5,000 yen," he complained.

Although his words seemed to give people the impression that "he only cares about money", his words were incomprehensible to both Shirai Kuroko and the store clerk.

joke?

In short, the price tag of this dress is much higher than the "5,000 yen" he mentioned.

There's no reason why a Level 4 large space user in Academy City would be so short of money that he would send cheap gifts to repay a favor, right?

Kuroko snatched the jacket from the clerk and thrust it into Menma's hands.