Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Friday, Saturday and Sunday, three consecutive days of gluing.

Of course, he thought so, but before he started writing, Kuroko reached out and snatched the paper and pen in front of Uzumaki Menma.

"I really can't do anything with you. Seeing you're so slow, let me make a plan for you."

However, this time alone was like lighting flammable wood, causing Heizi's emotions to become out of control.

"We can continue to be together in the future."

"Ah."

"Can we still hold hands?"

"Um......"

"Let's date."

"Ok?"

Uzumaki Menma's muscles tensed instantly.

Intercourse?

How can that work?

Didn’t you say that it would only enter the body and not life?

Denigrating fairies, understanding fairies, becoming a fairy, surpassing fairies.

According to the latest version of Tang Niu's inequality: I agree to sleep with you ≠ I agree to date you.

Being single makes it easier for me to hook up with more females, but how can I give up the entire forest for this one tree?

So, Menma Uzumaki just played dumb and started the "pseudo Japanese anime male protagonist asshole mode".

"Ah, what did you just say?"

"Something seems to be wrong with my Ott's hearing?"

"Well, it must be America's conspiracy!"

Heizi wouldn't let him get away with it like this.

"Please date me." Hei Zi said calmly, but...

In fact, maintaining a steady breathing was completely unable to supply oxygen to the heart that was accelerating and breaking its own limits, and the tightening throat made the feeling of suffocation gradually more and more obvious.

If Menma Uzumaki doesn't give an answer soon, Kuroko will lose consciousness first.

Menma asked back with a straight face, "Are you kidding?"

His stylized face looked very strange to Heizi, so serious that it was almost cruel.

This was something Heizi had never expected.

It was like ice water pouring over his head, and Kuroko's stiff body seemed to be frozen.

"I'm serious." Heizi raised his eyebrows and emphasized his tone provocatively.

"No." Uzumaki Menma refused without hesitation, without any hesitation.

Kuroko's shoulders trembled violently, and the pain flowing from his palms into his body suddenly expanded. The spreading pain was like countless dry and cracked scars on the skin, cold, dark, wet and vicious.

This time it was Kuroko's turn to ask back, and she tried her best to curl the corners of her mouth.

"You, are you kidding me?"

"The beautiful girl is confessing her love to you!"

She pulled the corners of her mouth slightly, trying to show a smile, but it was more like a bitter painting.

Her eyes, which should have been sparkling with stars, were now filled with surging tears, as if they would burst at any moment.

Even if your heart is bleeding, you have to grit your teeth and hold it in.

Tears welled up in my eyes but never fell.

"No, I refuse." Uzumaki Menma's words were very clear, turning into a heavy hammer, hitting Kuroko's head hard, completely breaking through her last psychological defense line.

Uzumaki Menma took hold of Kuroko's arms and removed her hands from her face.

Heizi felt like he had fallen into an ice cave, his body was cold and he kept shaking.

"Why!"

She suddenly grabbed Uzumaki Menma's slowly moving hands and squeezed him with uncontrolled force, causing pain.

Uzumaki Menma's gaze met Kuroko's fiery red pupils.

At this moment, she was like a ferocious beast placed by God at an important checkpoint. If the person on the other side could not give a satisfactory answer to her, she would swallow him.

However, how could Menma, a battle-hardened scumbag, be afraid of her?

"I can't be your lover."

Menma Uzumaki's repetition was like an invisible blade piercing Kuroko's heart.

She bit her lower lip tightly, and the taste of rust spread from the tip of her tongue.

What followed was the classic nice guy card speech. Uzumaki Menma actually started praising her like the sun rising from the west.

"You are serious, motivated, helpful, and very cute..."

Uzumaki Menma held his chin, seemingly trying hard to think of something more to praise him.

It was obviously a perfunctory response, but in Kuroko's heart, it was like spring taking over winter's work, the sun dispelling the eternal darkness, the warm white feathers caressing the wounds on the skin, and hope blooming into beautiful flowers that melt the entire ice and snow season.

"Then why..."

"Ah! You are so dazzling that I can't help but want to touch you."

Uzumaki Menma said in a tone of voice: "But I can't just reach out and cover up your light because of my own selfishness, right? Ah, yes, yes, that's it!"

"What a fool! What a jerk!"

Kuroko hugged Uzumaki Menma tightly, his heart-wrenching scolding and shouting stuck in his throat, his hoarse voice was only supported by strong emotions and would not break.

Kuroko's arms put more force on Uzumaki Menma's neck, physically expressing her determination that she would never leave.

Without waiting for Uzumaki Menma to speak again, he pressed the back of his head and blocked his mouth with his thin, soft shoulders.

"Do you know why I'm crying?" Heizi's voice was filled with sadness. "For me, not being able to be with you is the greatest pain in life."

"Ah, well, I think you should go home and calm down, this is just a spur of the moment thing..."

"Are you kidding!!!"

Uzumaki Menma's eardrums were about to be broken, and he subconsciously wanted to cover his ears, but he couldn't move because Kuroko was holding him too tightly.

"Overshadow my brilliance? Are you kidding me? You are a Level 5, how can you possibly overshadow my brilliance?"

"You want me to take back my confession? That's absolutely impossible!"

"You just don't want to take responsibility, do you?"

"Listen carefully, whether we are eating, bathing, or dating, you have to be with me!"

162 Misaka Mikoto catches an adulterer, Mitsuari Ayuki's actions

Just when “something” was about to happen next…

At this critical moment, Misaka Mikoto was already standing at the door of the room.

She kicked the door hard. The door panel shook under her strength, and the door lock was as fragile as paper in front of her.

She rushed into the room, her face full of anger, her hands clenched into fists, trying to control her anger, her chest heaving...

His lips were tightly pursed, and he was obviously trying hard to suppress his emotions.

Her brown hair fluttered in the air due to the electricity, making her look even more imposing. Her eyes were filled with anger, making people afraid to look at her.

Her appearance instantly made the atmosphere in the whole room tense.

Misaka Mikoto glared at Kuroko and Menma in front of her.

"You guys, what are you doing?"

His tone was low and cold, like that of a demon, which made people feel fear.

The reason why Misaka Mikoto appeared here was, of course, because of the email reminder sent by Hokaze Junko, and Misaka Mikoto did arrive in time, and this is the current situation.

At this time, how should Heizi react?

Should I tell my elder sister: I'm sorry, elder sister, I ran away and ate it first.

He will definitely die.

Kuroko racked his brains and made a choice as quickly as possible.

"Wuwuwu, onee-sama." She let go of Menma and rushed towards Mikoto, starting to cry.

then......

Shirai Kuroko transformed herself into a little fairy and distorted the facts by being the first to complain.

He cleared himself and framed others, all in one go.

Misaka Mikoto shouted angrily "What do you want to do to Kuroko?" and released a strong electric current of "one hundred thousand volts" at Uzumaki Menma.

Then, she angrily took Heizi away.

Before leaving, he did not forget to threaten Ma: "If you dare to attack Heizi, I will make you pay!"

"I will absolutely kill you."

"absolute."

However, in addition to the threat, the tone was actually filled with the smell of jealousy.

Mikoto's fingers tightly gripped the door handle, her knuckles turning white from the force, and she opened the door without hesitation, as if she wanted to pour out all her anger on that door.

There was a loud bang and the whole room seemed to shake, as if responding to the anger in her heart.

Well, that's good news for Menma Uzumaki.

Because the annoying guy finally left.

However, a week later...

The strong light shone on the boy's face.

I just got up from bed. The ventilation in the room is good enough, with a fresh scent and the youthful hormones of a teenager.

"Ah, Shokuhou sent you again, didn't she?"

"Really? I can't even get a good night's sleep."

Follow the line of sight.

She has fluffy chocolate-brown hair like marshmallow, a slim figure, long thighs and a flat chest.

School badge, school uniform, bow, short skirt, and two little hands gently holding a handbag.

The girl didn't answer, but just smiled, as if she agreed.

The quilt was folded skillfully and placed outside the windowsill in a sunny place to dry.

"You don't have to get up so early."

A very gentle, sweet voice.

There seems to be a strange affinity, as if some mental hypnosis ability was deliberately added to it.

But in fact, she is still a person with psychic abilities.

Mitsuari Ayu, that's her name.

She assumed that it was the person Menma mentioned as "Shokuhou sent to supervise him", and Uzumaki Menma did not doubt it.

Because, everything is relative...

Compared to that strict manager (Junko Hokaze), this guy is much better.

But it’s a bit troublesome to accompany her shopping.