Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Misaka Mikoto widened her eyes, her heart filled with shock and confusion.

Her throat was as tight as a string about to break. Finally, she couldn't hold back her tears and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Wait, don't go! Please!"

Her voice echoed in the empty air, carrying endless sorrow and pleading.

Her tears fell like pearls from a broken string, and her body trembled, a tremor that came from deep within her heart.

However, the boy who was gradually disappearing was still in front of her eyes.

"Why don't you answer me?" She was already sobbing.

She rushed over to catch him, to keep him, to do something, but...

It has no effect at all.

Nothing can be done.

She could only watch helplessly as he disappeared, disappeared from her life.

Misaka Mikoto had just regressed from her near-god state, which allowed her to retain some of her strength, and she was able to sense that Uzumaki Menma's presence in this world had completely vanished.

That was the deepest pain and the cruelest farewell.

She stood there, as if frozen by ice and snow, unable to move, and could only watch him leave.

It was a deep feeling of powerlessness and irretrievable despair.

Her heart felt like it was hit by a huge rock, making it almost impossible for her to breathe.

"You guy, what on earth..."

"You appeared without a word and disappeared without a word. Where are you going? Just tell me..."

Her heart was bleeding and her soul was trembling.

She stood there helplessly, letting the tears fall and the sound of her broken heart echoing in the air.

She knew that she had lost him, the person who was most important to her.

This is Menma Uzumaki’s “parting gift”. Can it be considered as preventing a crisis?

But what's the use of this?

He is the culprit!

It's the equivalent of "breaking someone's bones, throwing a crutch at them, and having them say thank you."

After the A Certain Scientific Railgun runaway incident, Academy City faces an even greater crisis.

The black storm swept the city...

This is a lily of the family Suzuki.

Pedestrians are gradually becoming mindless zombies...

This is Mitsuari Aijou.

Finally, after frequent "runaway incidents", Academy City was completely destroyed.

I don’t know how much time has passed, but this once prosperous city can now only feel the desolation and loneliness of the end of the world.

The once bustling crowds have disappeared, leaving only empty streets and dilapidated buildings.

The city seemed to have experienced a great disaster, with buildings destroyed, roads damaged, and the once beautiful scenery becoming strange and terrifying.

The air was filled with the smell of dust and ruins, making people feel suffocated and desperate.

Shirai Kuroko walked alone among the ruins, her footsteps echoing in the empty streets. I walked through the once bustling commercial street, but now it was in ruins.

The shop windows were shattered and the signs were shaky, as if they would collapse with a gust of wind.

Many skyscrapers that once towered into the sky are now only ruins, like old men eroded by time, standing there quietly, witnessing the rise and fall of this city and the arrival of its doomsday.

Charred vehicles and wreckage can be seen everywhere on the streets. They were once people's means of transportation, but now they have turned into scrap metal and ashes.

This was a bus that had been burned beyond recognition, and one could still seem to hear screaming and crying from inside the bus.

In this doomsday city, traces of people still exist.

They graffitied on the walls and placed some daily necessities at the door of the store, as if announcing their existence to the outside world.

But these traces have become blurred, eroded by wind and rain, and forgotten by time.

Shirai Kuroko continued walking and came to this once prosperous urban area.

This was once a place where people worked and lived, but now it has become a ruin. The offices in the building are empty, with only some broken furniture and equipment left there.

Shirai Kuroko continued walking and came to a park.

This used to be a place for people to relax and have fun, but now it has become a wasteland.

The grass has turned yellow and the trees have withered, as if everything has lost its vitality.

At the edge of the city, Shirai Kuroko saw a huge pit.

The pit is like a huge wound, revealing the process of this doomsday disaster.

not only that.

Due to the "civil war" in Academy City, the world war was completely broken out.

This was a war of unprecedented scale. In the early stages of the war, cities were subjected to heavy bombing and artillery fire.

Buildings were destroyed, roads were bombed, and public facilities were damaged.

As the war progressed, many cities were reduced to ruins, the streets were filled with smoke and dust, and people were forced to flee their homes and become displaced.

In the later stages of a war, cities will become more dilapidated and desolate, with more buildings burned out and destroyed, and streets filled with rubble and debris.

The once prosperous buildings are now in ruins, with the remains of high-rise buildings scattered on the streets and large pieces of bricks and glass fragments creating a messy scene.

The walls of the houses are in pieces, and the remaining structures are just a mirage of the city's former glory. Now only silence and decadence remain.

The survivors could only find food and water in the ruins, and living conditions became extremely harsh.

With the introduction of nuclear weapons, powerful scientific weapons, and the rampage of superpowers (Level 5), the entire world is on the brink of destruction.

The ruins of the city seemed a magnificent yet heartbreaking sight.

Not only the cities, but also the rural areas were devastated by the war.

The Third World War not only led to the destruction of cities, but also had a serious impact on rural areas.

During the war, villages were bombed and shelled, farmland was destroyed and crops were burned, and food production was seriously threatened.

As the war dragged on, the countryside became more desolate and dilapidated, crops were abandoned, houses were burned down, and people were forced to flee their homes and become displaced.

War can also cause long-term damage to the rural ecological environment. Large-scale bombing and shelling lead to problems such as soil erosion, land barrenness, and water pollution.

The once lush fields and cultivated land have now become barren wastelands, with crops dying and withered, and abandoned farm tools and farmhouses scattered among the silent fields.

The farmland soil lost its fertility due to the pollution caused by the war, and the empty rural houses were beaten by wind and rain and became dilapidated.

In the desolate scene, the vitality, tranquility and peace of the countryside in the past have disappeared.

This is the real end.

Menma Uzumaki did not conquer the world.

His "emotional debt left behind" and "irresponsible departure" completely destroyed the world.

However, it is conceivable that with Uzumaki Menma's shamelessness, even if he were questioned in person, he would probably make such a shameless excuse: "I am trying to save the world, not to destroy it. My conscience is clear."

"Can you look me in the eyes? Do I look like a criminal who is destroying the world?"

"The more my enemies blame me, the more it proves that I am right."

"The more my enemies affirm me, the more I am right."

"The more a friend blames me, the more it proves that he has become an enemy."

“The more my friends affirm me, the more it proves that I am right.”

"Master, you are always right!"

Yeah, absolutely.

168 Shirai Kuroko, chasing him to the world of ninja

In the 58th year of the Konoha calendar, in early November, the Konoha Ninja School welcomed a new transfer student.

It was a seven-year-old girl...

"My name is Shirai Kuroko, please give me your guidance!"

"Also, let me make it clear in advance that Menma Uzumaki is someone I want to protect. If any of you dare to bully him, I will make him pay!"

In the Hokage's office, Sarutobi Hiruzen sat at his desk with a cigarette in his hand. He took a deep breath and the smoke spread in the air with his breath.

His eyes were deep, as if he was thinking about some profound question.

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face is engraved with traces of time, and every wrinkle seems to be telling his experiences and stories.

The crystal ball on the table was playing real-time images from inside the Ninja School classroom, and Shirai Kuroko's declaration, which was almost a "confession + declaration of sovereignty", was played very clearly.

Similarly, Danzo Shimura was also in this office, and he had another evil idea.

"At this age, you have mastered such a powerful space-time ninjutsu. Is it a secret technique or a bloodline limit?"

"In any case, this is a rare talent."

"But he has set his sights on the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki..."

"It's better to leave this little brat of unknown origin to me, Hiruzen."

Sarutobi Hiruzen did not answer him, but instead handed him a piece of paper.

That is a test paper.

"This is the result of the individual written test given to the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki yesterday." Sarutobi Hiruzen said.

Danzo took the paper and looked at it carefully without continuing the topic of "the treatment of Shirai Kuroko".

The following are the answers to the test questions written by the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, Uzumaki Menma:

The goal of ordinary data statisticians is to make data more effective, but there are more advanced statistical methods that can make data more accurate.

For example: How to calculate average daily working hours per person?

Just use this method:

When calculating the average weekly working hours per person, the standard of “five days of work and two days of rest” is used, that is: 12×5.

When calculating daily working hours, the "seven working days" standard is used, that is: (12x5)/7.

This allows us to draw the statistical conclusion that the average working hour per person is eight.

This is a method that can be easily mastered by just learning basic mathematical operations, and everyone can master it.

Just make good use of the three statistical principles:

1. When doing statistics, use averages, percentages, and decimals more often.

The average can be used like this: averaging the number of missions performed by ordinary Genin and Hatake Kakashi, ordinary ninjas also receive mission commissions of tens of millions of taels.

Avoid using more descriptive numbers such as mode and median.

Percentages can mask the shortcomings of the base.

The commission of Konoha ninja increased from 3% to 4%. We can simply say that the salary of Konoha ninja increased by another 1%?

No, that's too low EQ.

The EQ-efficient answer is this: The salary increase for Konoha ninjas has increased by another 33%.

Decimals can make false data more believable.

When it is said that a certain data has increased by 11%, people will feel that the number is rounded and will not believe it.

At this time, you can add a decimal point at will, such as 11.45%, and everyone will have the feeling that "this data is obtained through precise calculations by professionals."

2. The data itself is not important, what is important is the way the data is presented.