Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Kuroko was finally sure.

Although she doesn't usually care about politics, she has heard many jokes told by adults in conversations before. These are Japanese jokes!

A six year old could write this?

Could this guy be pretending (referring to amnesia)?

Shirai Kuroko suspected that Menma was pretending to have amnesia and was a little angry.

After putting everything back in place, she used space teleportation to leave.

Of course, all of her actions were seen by the Third Hokage through his crystal ball.

Sarutobi Hiruzen also realized this...

Kuroko can move objects in her hands accurately to the location she wants, which even Minato can't do. So can she also move things directly into a person's body?

In this case......

This ability is terrifying.

If we follow the names Menma mentioned before, such as "Intelligence Jiraiya", "Condom Fugaku", and "Homecoming Minato", then Shirai Kuroko can have two modes: "Murderous Kuroko" and "Sneak Attack Kuroko".

Miss Shirai Kuroko has a strong learning ability. After attending the Ninja School, she quickly learned how to refine chakra.

During the learning process, Kuroko soon discovered the magic of this energy called "Chakra", which can make the body's hearing and eyes clear, enhance the five senses, and the body's strength and speed seem to become stronger.

She also quickly understood the "ninjutsu" of this world.

Isn't it easy to understand if we just think of ninjutsu as an ability of Academy City?

In this case......

Illusion is like a mental ability, while fire jutsu and water jutsu are fire and water abilities.

However, people in this world can learn multiple ninjutsu at the same time, which can be understood as "multiple abilities".

But there was something that made her very strange...

Why don't ninja schools teach students ninjutsu?

Only theoretical courses including tactics and the three body techniques (transformation technique, substitute technique, and clone technique) are taught. No other ninjutsu is taught.

She asked her teacher about this privately, but the teacher replied: "This is not in the syllabus."

Kuroko then asked where other people's ninjutsu came from, citing "Uchiha's Fire Release and Hyuga's Eight Trigrams Palm" as examples of ninjutsu and taijutsu.

"them?"

"Those kids' ninjutsu are all inherited from their families."

"Don't you have your own secret technique?"

Mysticism, me? Do you mean space travel?

Kuroko thought so.

The teacher didn't bother with her too much. He just answered her question and left.

Because the Hokage had warned not to reveal too much information to her, but also not to make her feel neglected or excluded.

But this answer has made Heizi understand.

These ninjutsu are monopolized by these families.

But this bothered her.

In this case......

"In that case, I won't learn anything useful in Ninja School?"

173 Uchiha Mikoto: Want to cheat on your husband while he's still alive? The cheating partner is still young

Shirai Kuroko is eager to gain power.

Because, that very morning, the voice of the Academy City Chairman rang in Kuroko's head.

"Listen to me calmly. Other Level 5 users have also come here. You must be careful~"

At that time, Kuroko's mind was completely blank.

A person with super powers? Are you kidding me?

Kuroko remembered Mai Ye Shenli's laser, his elder sister's terrifying runaway posture, and Accelerator's absolute defense...

If I were to encounter them with my own abilities, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to run away in time, right?

How could I possibly deal with those Level 5 monsters?

So, she thought of the ability of this world: Ninjutsu.

She had investigated before and found out that the one who defeated her was a special jonin from Konoha. In this world, there were jonin and kage ranks above the "special jonin".

But isn't this even more dangerous?

Wouldn't it be terrible if other guys who are more powerful than Inuzuka Tsume set their sights on Menma and he couldn't defeat them all?

Therefore, this sense of crisis prompted her to quickly gain more powerful power.

This is the first time she has used this "privilege"...

She came to the Hokage Building and asked to see the Hokage of this ninja village.

When Sarutobi Hiruzen saw Kuroko and heard her request, he looked puzzled.

"Oh, what? You want to learn ninjutsu?"

He took out two pieces of paper and explained to Kuroko the function of the chakra test paper, wanting to test Kuroko's chakra properties.

This is Sakura's daily life.

The first ray of sunlight in the morning shone through the gap in the curtains and gently shone on the girl's face. She lazily opened her eyes and greeted the new day.

The alarm clock rang, as if urging her to get up, but she just turned over and still stayed in bed, not wanting to get up.

The alarm clock kept ringing until...

Sakura's mother, Haruno Meibuki, breaks in through the door.

"How long are you going to sleep?"

"I'm going to be late for school!"

Meibuki lifted the quilt, dragged Sakura up forcefully, and took her to the bathroom.

She stood dazedly in front of the sink, rubbing her sleepy eyes and looking at the mirror.

"What are you daydreaming about! Hurry up!"

Meibuki urged.

She was standing behind Sakura and combing her hair.

Sakura then slowly turned on the faucet and prepared to wash.

The water temperature in the early morning was just right, making her feel refreshed and comfortable.

Pick up the toothbrush, squeeze out an appropriate amount of toothpaste, and start brushing your teeth.

Slowly, slowly...

He's just like a lazy dog ​​who doesn't want to go to school: he sleeps all the time and doesn't even go to class, he plays games in the afternoon and watches live broadcasts at night, he eats three meals a day in the dormitory and still asks the same roommate to bring him lunch. Isn't he a lazy dog?

Seeing Sakura stalling for time like a corpse, veins bulged on Meibuki's face.

Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore.

After quickly combing Sakura's hair, he personally washed her face, brushed her teeth, and dressed her.

The action seemed rough, but it did not cause any harm to her.

After breakfast, her mother put her schoolbag on her back and sent her to school.

On the way, her mother kept reminding her to study hard and be safe.

She nodded perfunctorily and agreed impatiently.

She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she always felt like she had forgotten something.

When she got to school, she greeted her friends, sat down, and attended classes before she came out of her trance.

Finally, she remembered.

I forgot to check my diary today.

She claims to be her future self and she knows everything about herself.

She always writes various instructions, suggestions, reminders in her diary...

Thanks to her, I have friends and my academic performance has improved by leaps and bounds.

However, Sakura (young) also finds her (Future Sakura) annoying. She always lectures her and tells her that she should not chase after Satsuki but Menma.

This is too outrageous, right?

That guy Menma...

The last time I just mentioned him, everyone looked at me strangely.

Anyway, I will never fall in love with that guy.

Sakura thought so firmly.

So, in order to fit in with the group, she would follow these good friends and besties and say bad things about Menma.

"Hahaha, I saw it yesterday. That (Menma) was being chased by the Uchiha! It made me laugh to death!"

"Finally he hid in the trash can."

The laughter gradually spread.

It was a jarring sound, it was pure ridicule, balancing oneself by making fun of others.

The boys told "Menma jokes" and the girls chimed in, with Sakura laughing along with them.

I don’t know which boy said this: “If I were there, I would definitely tell you the location of that guy.”

"Yes, yes."

Someone echoed.

Sakura covered her mouth to stifle laughter.

Ino, who was sitting by the window, had already observed this: Menma had already entered the school gate.

Menma walked through the corridor.

Menma enters the classroom.

Menma walked over here.

He pushed aside the others and slapped the boy who had said something bad about him on the forehead with his big dick.

The boy lost his balance and fell to the ground.

"Mian, Mian Ma Ge." He said in a trembling voice, totally lacking the same spirit as before.

"Fuck your mother, go buy me some melon seeds!" Menma pointed at him and cursed.

Simple foul mouth, ultimate enjoyment, that's what six-year-old Menma is like.

A boy came over to mediate the fight.

"We were just joking, teasing you, don't be so petty."

"He was beaten by you too, so let's just leave it at that."

Although his tone and attitude were gentle, his words implied, "You're being petty if you keep harping on this."

But who is Menma Uzumaki?

Although Menma during this period was gentle, respectful and modest, he was also very savage and outspoken.

He was very sharp in seeing through this moral kidnapping.

what?

Are you trying to use moral blackmail on me?