Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Just use space movement and evacuate with Menma.

Shirai Kuroko once questioned Shokuhou Misaki why she didn't use her ability to tamper with other people's cognition.

However, Shokuhou Misaki simply excused herself, “I can’t act rashly.”

However, after Kuroko left, a strange smile appeared on her face.

“How naive.”

"As expected of Misaka-san, he's just as much of an idiot as Misaka-san."

Shokuho has long since become a being that looks shiny and bright on the outside, but is actually completely black when cut open.

She manipulated public opinion without hesitation and chose this tactic: let everyone isolate Mian Ma, so that she could take advantage of the situation and become the white moonlight in his mind.

This time, the only winner is myself.

On the Cloud Village side, although the Raikage was furious, their suppression of the rebellion was not going smoothly.

The second wooden man can completely transform into a tailed beast, and the Tailed Beast Ball is invincible. Even the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki Killer Bee cannot defeat her easily.

Moreover, their tactics were extremely dirty and unheard of.

That was a battle without a rear base.

However, it is different from traditional combat without a rear base.

Traditional warfare without a rear base is based on bandit-style tactics, burning, killing, looting, and supplying supplies on the spot.

And what about Yu Muren and the others’ tactics?

They plundered the money and food of the local nobles, businessmen, and landlords, distributed their land, threw the extra weapons to them, and taught them: if someone wants to take back your land and your food, take up arms to resist.

Oh, how shameless.

These "foundations accumulated by several generations" were destroyed by the "efforts of this generation".

However, there are rumors that the Kumogakure rebels suffered a heavy loss in a certain battle because such a strong man appeared in Kumogakure.

Rumor has it that during that battle, a thunder giant appeared out of nowhere.

It was a giant made of dust and iron sand, with many lines that looked like cloth texture crawling on its body, like thin electric arcs.

Not only is it huge in size, its power is also impeccable.

The Thunder Giant can destroy a target several kilometers away with just a wave of his hand, and its destructive power is like that of a tailed beast.

Konoha made this judgment and concluded that a powerful ninja was born in Kumogakure.

However, only Kuroko knew that it was not a "powerful ninja" at all, it was the elder sister.

"My elder sister is here, what should I do?"

"Ahhhh, I'm going to die!"

The girl clutched her hair tightly with both hands, her brows furrowed, and her eyes revealed deep worry and fear.

Whenever she thought of her elder sister's angry and violent appearance, her breathing became rapid and she couldn't suppress the panic in her heart.

These days, Uzumaki Menma has been lying down at home.

Because of what happened before, he has now been ordered to suspend his duties for reflection, but this guy is not panicked at all.

At the dinner table, facing the teasing of Mitarashi Anko, he confidently said, "It's okay, I'll just drink three cups as punishment."

"Tian Wujiri, this is the protection that Hokage-sama has given me. I have nothing but gratitude in my heart."

"When the heat is over, I will still be Hu Hansan."

"What can those unruly people do to me?"

The shamelessness of the villain was displayed to the fullest in him.

It is conceivable that after he really "climbed up", he went to a ramen restaurant to order ramen and said, "I don't eat noodles." Then he would directly kill the boss.

However, that is a matter for the future. Right now, Mitarashi Anko really wants to "eat" Menma.

We often find this phenomenon: the less "moral" a person is, the more attractive they are to females.

What is the essence of morality? It is restraint.

Females think they can easily control you with moral standards, so they lose interest in you since you are so readily available.

Take the rogue males who are relatively easy to get the favor of many females as an example. Although the rogue group is a marginal group in society, they give females the impression of being free and brave.

But the core is "uncontrollable" and "difficult to control".

These males can toy with females without any worries. They take the initiative to attack and then give up, never showing mercy.

They are the alternative Sigma men, Dongma.

When it comes to women, he accepts all who come and runs away after having fun.

No responsibility, no obligation, say all the good things and do all the bad things.

Commitment ≠ responsibility.

Before the females feel "bored", they have already felt "bored of playing, next one".

in other words......

They are more fairy than the fairies, so they win the game.

Menma Uzumaki is such a scumbag who has the ability to "specially attack women".

At this moment, an arrogant voice appeared: "Hey! Why didn't you call me for dinner?"

This is a boy two years older than Menma, with dark blue hair, black eyes, and yellow skin.

He just came in from the entrance, followed by several other figures.

That's right, besides Uzumaki Menma, there are also a few children living here.

Menma Uzumaki rated them as "extremely aggressive":

Kidomaru is stupid and evil, and he deserves a beating just by looking at him.

There is a schizophrenic person nearby, stay away to avoid being stabbed.

Jirofang, a genuine big flying pillar, but an honest man.

Tayouya, likes to talk bad, but can't scold me more than I can, what a waste.

Snake Princess has all the memories of her "previous life". Even if she did not defect and become a rebel ninja, she took in those orphans based on her memories of her previous life.

For example......

The original Otonagakure Four.

Then, he brought them back to Konoha and handed them over to Hongdou's care.

Among them, Duo Youye also retains the previous "archive".

181 My Youth Returns: How could my Nine-Tailed Fox be a little Loli with blonde hair and animal ears?

Due to the needs of taking care of several other children, Mitarai Anko currently lives in a larger house with more rooms.

This is because......

One day, Uzuki Yugao complained to the Sandaime Hokage and reported the situation of investigation at Mitarashi Anko's house.

I was immediately shocked by the terrible environment of her home.

The house was in a mess, and the smell was complex.

Perfume, sweat, oil smoke, detergent, shower gel, washing powder, tobacco and alcohol...

Just like a collection of periodic table elements.

Take care of life and daily life?

Hongdou is the type of person who can't even take care of herself. Her home is like a garbage dump, with unwashed net clothes with strong body odor thrown everywhere.

There were also a lot of clothes hidden under the sofa, which seemed to be underwear. I guess they knew someone was coming.

In short, because of Uzuki Yugao's report, the Sandaime Hokage gave the order to "give them a bigger house" and "rotate the guardians" after confirming with the crystal ball.

When Kidomaru saw Uzumaki Menma, he was stunned where he was. His arrogance disappeared and he immediately behaved himself.

I remember the last time we had dinner, he sat next to Menma and kept talking, and then...

He was stabbed with a chicken bone by this guy.

"Just eat, stop talking nonsense." Menma wiped his hands with a tissue and said calmly, "Eat."

Jirobo started to eat heartily.

"Are you really going to eat it?" Menma asked doubtfully.

Then, he attacked without warning and beat up Jirobo, and the innocent Sakon standing nearby was also harmed.

Menma Uzumaki didn't know who they were and had no grudges against them, but Menma just felt disgusted with them.

Time returns to the present.

After eating and drinking his fill, Menma went straight upstairs to his room, which made Kidomaru and the others breathe a sigh of relief, as if a huge rock pressing on them had been taken down.

At the age of seven, Menma Uzumaki should have been the youngest genius chunin in Konoha.

But it was short-lived.

Because of the actions of the evil woman Shokuhou Misaki, the people of Konoha were outraged and the Konoha high-level officials cancelled Menma Uzumaki's ninja status and sent him back to the ninja school.

At school, Menma once again faces these "extremely boring" daily routines.

"Menma, you haven't handed in your math homework today. Your math teacher wants to see you."

"Really? Didn't I hand it in? I clearly handed it in yesterday."

This is a lie, Menma really didn't pay it back.

"Menma, the Chinese teacher said you failed the Chinese exam and needs to talk to you now."

"Ah? That's impossible? My Chinese is also very good."

This is a lie. Menma's Chinese test paper was full of abstract language like "????.....", "????", "??????????", etc. Even the students in the code interpretation class couldn't understand it, but they felt very angry.

"Menma! The art teacher said the art homework you handed in was a blank sheet of paper."

"No, no, no, no, I drew a cow eating grass."

This is true, Menma did draw it, but: "The cow ate all the grass and left, so only a blank piece of paper was left."

"Menma, the music teacher said that you were tone-deaf when singing in class, so he wants to ask you to take extra lessons."

"He's lying! I've never taken any music lessons, how does he know I'm tone-deaf? This is obviously targeting me."

This is true. As we all know, Menma's famous inequality is: going to school ≠ attending class.

Uzumaki Menma's attention is not on the campus. All he thinks about is "how can I get my job back?"

Therefore, he was not aware of what was happening on campus.

The campus was divided into two forces.

A group that dominates the campus, led by Hinata Hyuga and centered around the Hyuga clan.

A group led by Yamanaka Ino, which is composed of people dissatisfied with Hinata Hyuga, and who rebel against Hyuga.

The two sides were tit for tat.

The afternoon sun shines into the classroom through the bright windows, and everything seems to be bathed in golden light.

However, in this peaceful and harmonious atmosphere, an undercurrent of unrest is quietly surging.

Hinata, a girl like a thorny daisy, was standing in the middle of the classroom at this moment. Her eyes were like knives, stabbing straight at the boy Uzumaki Menma who was sitting by the window and sleeping on the table.

Her face was a mixture of arrogance and determination, like a swan spreading its wings ready to fly, full of pride and majesty.

"Uzumaki Menma, listen to me."

Hinata's voice was like a cold steel needle, piercing every student's heart.

"I like you, be my man, and date me."

Her words were concise, powerful and unquestionable, like an invisible bomb, causing an uproar in the classroom.