Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

After some thought, Menma decided to build a raft.

He used the ninja tools he carried with him to cut off a few branches, tied them tightly together with vines, and used leaves and grass to weave a large net to keep the raft stable.

In this way, they successfully arrived at the island.

The island is full of green trees, singing birds and fragrant flowers, as if it is a paradise on earth.

Xiaojiu has a strong perception ability. With her guidance, Menma finally found the so-called "goddess".

From Menma's perspective, the other party is like this...

She is a woman with gray hair, her hair is like the light of the silver moon, sparkling with a mysterious and noble luster.

Every strand of hair seemed to contain endless wisdom and stories, flowing quietly on her shoulders and falling like a waterfall.

Whenever the breeze blows, her hair flutters gently.

Her hair and temperament blend perfectly, like a snow-covered mountain, cold and lofty, but under the sunlight, her hair emits a faint silver light, yet gentle.

His eyes are deep and bright, as if he can see through the world; his smile is gentle and kind, like a spring breeze blowing across the lake, creating ripples.

Wearing a white dress, she looked as light and graceful as a cloud. The hem of her skirt swayed gently with her steps, and her figure looked so dazzling in the sun.

The "goddess" frowned slightly and looked at the other party with a puzzled look, but seeing that they were just children, she was not overly wary.

Suddenly, she noticed the forehead protector on the boy's head, and a look of surprise appeared on her face.

She opened her red lips slightly and asked in a soft but tentative voice: "You, you are a ninja from Konoha?"

"Sodayo (just take a ride)." Menma replied without thinking.

There was a hint of panic in the eyes of the "goddess", but she quickly regained her composure.

She took a deep breath, trying to calm her inner turmoil.

She knew that she had to stay calm at this moment so that she could better deal with the following conversation.

However, Menma put his hands together and began to make a shameless wish.

"I have one wish, that is to give me a hundred more wishes."

"Then the first wish among the hundred wishes is that I want to have the strongest power to conquer the world. The second wish is that I want to conquer the world. The third wish..."

A smile broke out on the "goddess"'s face and a gentle light flashed in her eyes, as if the child was just joking.

She introduced herself softly.

Kato Dan, a jonin of Konoha, died in a mission during the Ninja World War. His soul, which should have returned to the Pure Land, was imprisoned here for some unknown reason.

Menma stood there, his eyes wide open, his head tilted, his face full of confusion and astonishment, and his whole body seemed to be frozen, motionless.

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What did this guy say?

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Did I hear it wrong?

???

Hmm, I definitely heard it wrong.

Uzumaki Menma certainly knew who Kato Dan was.

The ratio of jonin to ninja in the ninja world is 1 to 100 to 200.

Those who are a little bit powerful among the jonin have their own well-known battle records and nicknames, which are known to everyone, such as the Seven Ninja Swordsmen and Shokuton Master Yekura.

Kato Dan, it is rumored that he has mastered the secret technique of traveling through time and killing enemies regardless of distance, controlling the opponent's body and entering the spiritual world of others. He has defeated many ninjas with this technique.

Just like the Yamanaka clan, this ninjutsu has a fatal weakness: when performing this technique, the main body has no ability to fight or move.

Therefore, the protection of teammates is needed to maximize combat effectiveness.

During a mission, his team was wiped out and he himself was seriously injured and died.

But that’s not the point.

The point is...

Kato Dan is a man? And he is the lover of that old woman...

Suddenly, Uzumaki Menma seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and his mind was filled with these words: lesbian, yuri, orange, sticky...

I understand, I understand.

Menma in real life was also nodding.

"Yeah, I understand. Please continue."

Then he continued to ask: "What about my wish?" This is what he was concerned about.

Does it matter who the other person is?

Not important at all.

What matters is that we can help him realize his wish.

However, Kato Dan shook his head, denied this, and said: "I don't have the ability to fulfill wishes."

"I don't believe it. People around here say you can make wishes come true. I think you just want to shirk your responsibility."

Duan smiled slightly and said, "That's just a rumor."

Then she continued to explain.

"This land has a strange power, and my soul is imprisoned here in the same way."

"I can use the power of this land to perform some ninjutsu, so I can fulfill some of their wishes."

"Oh, that's okay." Uzumaki Menma looked disappointed.

The soul is also due to this reason.

I don’t know if it’s because everyone perceives her as a so-called goddess, or because of the influence of the power of this land, her spiritual image has become this "feminized" appearance.

184 Mugino Shiori VS Misaka Mikoto: I am the one chosen by that man!

Kato Dan is Shizune's uncle. He was originally a very handsome man, but now...

She is a beautiful woman with waist-length hair and a stunning face.

Menma Uzumaki had asked her why she didn't leave the place.

Dan Ye gave a reasonable explanation: "I am now imprisoned here, relying on the chakra here to maintain my body."

At this moment, Xiaojiu was already very impatient.

Their conversation seemed to go on forever, and it bored her terribly.

Xiaojiu was on the boy's neck, with his hands on his hips, twisting his body constantly like a restless little monkey.

"Hey! How long are you going to stay here? Go back quickly!"

Xiaojiu's urging was just the opportunity, allowing Uzumaki Menma to come up with a good idea as if possessed by the wisdom of GGbond.

"Xiaojiu, Xiaojiu, please help me!"

"No."

"I'll take you to eat something delicious when I get back."

"Well......"

Xiaojiu hesitated.

With one hand on her chin and a dazed look in her eyes, she looked at the white clouds floating in the sky, then lowered her head to look at Kato Dan.

In short, with this cute appearance, no one could imagine that her true form is the Nine-Tails that makes the entire ninja world tremble.

Uzumaki Menma once asked her: "Are all tailed beasts like you?"

"No way!" Xiao Jiu rejected it and then asked, "Isn't my personality exactly what you dreamed of?"

This is the fact.

The image of a blonde girl, a proud and coquettish personality, vampire characteristics, a love of sweets...

These are what Menma Uzumaki expects.

The Nine-Tails is the strongest of the extremely ferocious tailed beasts.

In its eyes, humans are like ants and grass. Except for specific faces, it cannot remember the appearance of any human and identifies its opponents by relying on chakra.

After the Nine-Tails was sealed in the body of Menma Uzumaki by the Fourth Hokage, it fell into a deep sleep. After an unknown amount of time, it finally woke up.

It originally wanted to seize this body, complete its resurrection, and then destroy the ninja village that offended it.

how should I do it?

It seems that humans tend to let down their guard around those they are close to, right?

Well, she became the person he most desired in his heart.

Hence, the scene at the beginning happened.

The Nine-Tailed Fox transformed into Uzumaki Menma's "ideal woman", so this can also explain why Uzumaki Menma, who always treated all women as tools and coldly in his past and present lives, dotes on Nine-Tailed Fox so much.

This is the concrete image of the abstract woman that perfectly fits his ideal. How can he not pamper her?

It’s just like the otakus below usually look down upon Feiyangyang the most, and they are disgusted by the three-dimensional fairies and have no feelings for them at all.

However, when the imaginary two-dimensional paper character comes to the real world to be your wife, you immediately turn into a bootlicker.

However, without realizing it, the tailed beasts themselves were also affected by the creatures they transformed into.

Existence determines consciousness.

Existence precedes essence.

Just like the soul of man and the body of woman, physiological sensations are dominated by women and run on the basis of the female body.

So, is this person still male?

Unknowingly, the Nine-Tails' soul had "fallen" in this way, and was trapped in the quagmire of Menma Uzumaki's extremely perverted mental pollution, unable to extricate himself.

Just like it is now.

Xiaojiu only agreed reluctantly after a bit of awkwardness, and then used chakra to shape the other party's body, freeing his soul from the constraints of this land.

After obtaining a new body, Kato Dan bowed and expressed his gratitude sincerely.

"Thank you very much."

There was just one thing that she cared about very much.

Who is this girl and why does she have such a huge amount of chakra and such powerful abilities?

And this boy...

Only now did Kato Dan notice that Menma was wearing Konoha's Chunin vest.

Is he already a Chunin at this age?

Uzumaki Menma also introduced his name: Uzumaki Menma.

swirl?

The Uzumaki clan?

Miss Duan remained silent, and no one knew what she was thinking, but her eyes were always on the little girl with the mask on her head.

Uzumaki Menma first explained the current situation: it is now the Ninja World War, Konoha is about to be defeated, and Tsunade needs to return to the village to command and deploy personally to turn the tide, and hopes that she can go to persuade them.

What? Nonsense? Why is Konoha going to lose the war?

I think Konoha is going to lose, that's the truth.

Putting aside the facts, doesn't what I said make sense?

This is Menma Uzumaki's twisted logic.

My words ≈ facts

If you think it is not true, then it must be your problem.