Naruto, Uzumaki Menma, just wants to conquer the world

Then, the ninjas began to talk among themselves, expressions of surprise and admiration showing on their faces.

That’s right, the first new idea that Menma Uzumaki contributed to Mei Terumi was “guns”.

Question: Among the following people, whose ideas can solve the flaws of human nature and the various problems existing in human society?

A. Karl Heinrich Marx

B. Thomas Robert Malthus

C. Jack Ma

D. Nestor Ivanovich Makhno

E. Hiram Stevens Maxim

Menma Uzumaki's choice speaks for itself.

Left Marx?

Right Maxim?

Turn right, drift, speed up!

However, putting aside the memes, this can indeed be considered a new ideological change.

The top industrial level in the ninja world is very high. Refrigerators, televisions, telephones, and batteries can all be manufactured and mass-produced on a certain scale. However, guns are unexpectedly backward (perhaps because it is considered that there is no demand? So no manpower and material resources are invested in research and development?).

And Uzumaki Menma took advantage of this opportunity.

Are ordinary guns useful in the world of ninja?

Uzumaki Menma thinks so:

It's a fight between gods. Ordinary guns are basically as good as scrap metal. You have to use the Specium ray gun (incomprehension)...

The current high-ranking level of the Five Kage and Three Ninjas seems to be of no use...

At the jonin level, their effects are limited, but not necessarily completely useless...

Chunin, Genin, and ordinary people level are very useful here and are in high demand.

Everyone has a gun, everyone is eating chicken, kill kill kill kill kill (crossed out).

Ninjutsu distance levels are divided into three categories: close, medium, and long.

If the effective attack distance is above 10 meters, it will be classified as long-range.

Long-range offensive ninjutsu usually consumes a lot of chakra, for example: Water Style: Water Dragon Bullet (B-rank), Fire Style: Head-Turning (B-rank)...

These ninjutsu have obvious characteristics, namely: most of them are ninjutsu with difficulty level C or above.

Just like what Uzumaki Menma learned in his early years last week, the inheritance of ninjutsu can only be achieved through: learning through normal channels, stealing from a master...

It cannot be considered normal for a family's successor to know many ninjutsu, because they have been trained with concentrated resources since childhood as "people who should become jonin."

The normal channels are:

1. Ninja School: Get admission → Graduate → The Ninja Village assigns you a good master, then you can start learning Ninjutsu.

2. Become an apprentice: You can only learn if the master is willing to teach you. If the master is not willing to teach you, you can't turn the master into a star-rage and force him to teach you, right?

3. Family (Clan): This depends on your reincarnation. If you are reborn as the child of a patriarch of a large clan, and an only child, your parents will want to give you all the secret scrolls in the bottom of the family's box. No matter how useless you are, you can eventually become a Jonin.

But what about regular ninjas?

There is no place for you in Ninja School...

A decent family, or a small clan...

Marginal people outside the power center...

Without any connections, the person who teaches you may not be that strong himself, or know many ninjutsu...

There are no adventures in life. Don't expect to jump off a cliff and meet some hermit master (Hokage, Sannin) who will generously give you a bunch of martial arts secrets (advanced ninjutsu)...

Difficulty level B ninjutsu is often the trump card of ordinary jonin and special jonin, and it is the upper limit of their efforts.

It cannot be abused and is often used as a sure kill.

When they become masters themselves, they probably are reluctant to teach because this is something they have learned with great difficulty.

Only a very small number of ninjas have a bunch of skill lists in their hands, and they can choose and use advanced ninjutsu.

Just like the wealth ratio, landlords monopolized most of the land. The higher the position of the ninja, the more ninjutsu he mastered, like a snowball.

Therefore, such weapons are sufficient to make up for their shortcomings.

The attack distance is comparable to "long-range ninjutsu"...

No need to consume chakra...

The attack speed is extremely fast...

Just needs a little refinement.

Coincidentally, the Kirigakure ninjas present also thought so. They were discussing the usefulness of this weapon on the battlefield and how to use it to maximize its "killing" effectiveness.

This is what Kirigakure was like in the Blood Mist Era, full of martial virtues.

195 The Slutty Hidan Misunderstood Menma as the Evil God?

Time goes back to the day when Uzumaki Menma disappeared.

The disappearance of the Jinchūriki should have been kept secret, but due to Shokuhou Misaki's manipulation, the matter has become known to everyone. She tried to get Konoha to mobilize all its forces to search for Uzumaki Menma.

Inside Kikyo Castle, Shokuhou still has to face Kuroko's sarcasm towards her.

"Humph, wasn't Menma scared away by you?"

"You always have your eyes on that guy, and you're so impatient. I wonder if you're the reincarnation of an unsatisfied succubus."

Shokuhou was very angry, but there was nothing she could do. However, this was not the first time she was humiliated by the sharp-tongued Kuroko.

At first, no one in Konoha cared about the disaster.

This is nothing more than the disappearance of a Jinchūriki, a border crisis, the collapse of a country (the Land of Lightning), and a great ninja war...

Until this disaster was closely related to every ninja in Konoha.

The Konoha high-ups realized this at some point: Konoha's loss of Menma Uzumaki was like losing a think tank.

Today, Konoha is caught in the dilemma of fighting on two fronts.

On the Sunagakure side, the battle line was unable to advance.

Over in Kumogakure, Konoha was stuck in a quagmire.

Iwagakure was reluctant to send more troops, as they needed to be on guard against Sunagakure.

There is constant chaos in the Land of Fire, and the two mysterious ninjas are wreaking havoc.

The Konoha high-level officials are actually completely helpless in dealing with the troublesome situation?

And no matter what decision they make, the situation will not only not improve, but will get worse. (This is of course because there is Shokuhou Misaki who can "change cognition")

So far, Menma Uzumaki still has a very good impression of Mei Terumi, which fits his stereotype that "young girls = dangerous" and "mature women = safe", and Mei Terumi has not done anything out of line towards him.

And given excellent treatment.

Despite having experienced many twists and turns before (being imprisoned by Naruko and Satsuki), Uzumaki Menma remained as indomitable as the protagonist, and believed that these setbacks were just tests to temper himself.

During his captivity, Satsuki once asked Menma the soul-searching question: "What is the Will of Fire? What is a family? What is Konoha?"

Menma was in a low mood at the time and had no mood to have fun, so he answered her seriously with the mindset of a wild animal:

What is religion?

What is family?

What is a country?

Human collective labor has led to the creation of language. In order to help memory and further express ideas, symbols (words) that express information have come into being.

Primitive religion originated from the prosperity of worship and clan communes, and its characteristics are the worship of ancestors, natural phenomena, and certain animals.

There are important prerequisites for the emergence of the state: the emergence of private ownership and classes, and the gradual expansion of the human population and means of production.

In the wars in which humans pursued wealth, the power and wealth of clan groups headed by military leaders grew day by day. The power of military leaders gradually expanded to the entire tribal alliance, and the transfer of power among military leaders gradually evolved into a hereditary system.

In order to protect their aristocratic status and plunder more wealth, military leaders established ruling institutions such as bureaucracy, army, and prisons, and the state was born.

In this way, nations divided by geography replaced clans divided by blood ties.

The interesting thing is this...

Regardless of the legends of different places and ethnic groups, they all have something in common, namely: in the era without a "king", wars were frequent, chaos was unbearable, there was no order at all, people were preyed upon by the strong, their lives were not guaranteed, and eventually a "king" was chosen.

The emergence of "king" seems to cater to people's wishes and is a symbol of democracy.

Then, the "King" betrayed people's wishes again.

However, no matter what, people of this era need a "kingship", just as the productivity of the agricultural era could only produce farmers and landlords, but not astronauts and rocket pilots (bushi).

Now, Uzumaki Menma remains steadfast in his goal: to destroy the clan, destroy the country, become a superman, and enslave humanity.

Lead mankind into the universe and usher in a brand new era of slavery.

The original Kirigakure ninjas were all close confidants of Mei Terumi's faction. After Menma taught them the advanced idea of ​​"mass production and use of firearms", these Kirigakure ninjas spoke highly of Menma, which was considered a preliminary affirmation of the abilities of this young man of unknown origin.

Now Menma Uzumaki is carrying out his promised plan of "shooting at the heart of the Fourth Mizukage with a beast-like mind" to overthrow the Kirigakure regime.

He promised Mei Terumi that he would assist her in becoming the Fifth Mizukage.

However, he could not guarantee when Miss Terumi Mei would become the Fifth Mizukage.

Mei Terumi suggested that Menma could use "God's revelation" to mobilize the people of the Water Kingdom, but Menma Uzumaki was very committed to justice and was unwilling to use feudal superstition to mobilize people.

The literacy rate in the Water Country is low, and their worldview and values ​​are so traditional. There are many ancestral temples and ancestral halls, and the incense is very strong. There is a phenomenon that "the poorer the family, the more they believe in gods."

Uprisings in the feudal era often required the combination of political ideas (religion/mythology) to mobilize widespread mobilization and boost morale.

For example, "the divine right of kings" is considered the pillar, rationality, and legal system of this era. People believe that the existence of rulers is ordained by God, and rulers also label themselves as such. They often need to use certain "myths" and "unprovable mysteries" as the legal basis for an uprising.

However, Uzumaki Menma thinks that this is too cruel, too inhumane, too immoral, too troublesome, and too disadvantageous to me.

So, the kind-hearted Menma decided to create his own religion so that he could manipulate it more easily.

Menma lived in the room arranged by Mei Terumi. He was lying on the table, the pen in his hand moving quickly on the paper, his eyes focused and determined, as if he wanted to pour all his thoughts into the tip of the pen.

The surrounding noise seemed to disappear, leaving only the sound of the pen tip scratching on the paper.

So, the question is, what is he writing about?

Yes, he was writing his religious doctrine:

As long as we believers are serious, we can do anything!

We are the ones who can do it. Even if we fail, it’s not our fault. Instead, blame the world.

When faced with something annoying, all you have to do is run away. Running away does not mean losing. There is a saying: running away is victory!

If you hesitate too long and come to an answer, you will regret it no matter what choice you make. You will regret it anyway, so just choose the easier way now.

Don’t be afraid of getting old. Even God doesn’t know whether you will be crying or laughing in the future. So, laugh now.

Cross it out. Cross it out all.

Just tear up the whole piece of paper, crumple it into a ball and burn it.

How can this be considered a doctrine? If you believe in this, who will work hard for me? Who will fight for me?

Easy is for yourself, suffering is for others.

If believers don’t work hard, how can I, the Pope, drive a Land Rover?

The kind-hearted Menma couldn't bear to see people being deceived by such evil doctrines, so he began to think about more correct doctrines, such as: those who believe in me will go to heaven after death, and those who don't believe in me will go to hell after death.

No inspiration, absolutely no inspiration.

It seems that Menma is still not kind enough, so he decides to walk around the streets to find some inspiration.

Mei Terumi gave him the identity of a Kirigakure ninja, so he could move freely in the Kirigakure Village, even though Mei Terumi had told him to "go out as little as possible."

In the Hidden Mist Village during the Blood Mist Era, the streets seemed to be shrouded in thick shadows.

The sunlight shone through the thick fog, scattering on the stone road in patches, but it could not dispel the cold chill.